#metroid x reader

[amphibiahawks321]

Samus : So what do you think of my space suit?

[M!Reader blushes]

M!Reader : .....very Hot 💧⊙⁠///v///⊙

Samus : [Chuckles] figures~

[magemultifics]

Domestic Fluff Samus HCs

Honestly, Samus struggles with normal ways of domesticity.

Most of the food she has is hunted alien or Galactic Federation MRE's

But expect her to knock on the ship's main door and open it with a hunted alien over her shoulders.

Samus is very proud about it and will cook it as a show that she is the mate for you.

Is always up earlier than you, she will cook breakfast or go kill some alien game and bring it home as stated earlier.

Very avid cuddler. Her metroid DNA makes so she doesn't like the cold, so when out of the version of the suit she's wearing, She find a way to maintain skin contact or any form of touch.

Metroids by nature and especially Samus now (as she is the last metroid) are protective of their species and those they'd hold value to (The baby metroid protected and gave it's like for Samus whom it valued)

This in essence means Samus is the big spoon, no ands, buts or ifs about it. She curls around you protectively and tucks her chin in the crook of your neck, arms wrapping around your waist firmly.

If you're in bed in this position, if you need something Samus will lift you with her, and carry you like a forward facing backpack.

If it's super cold in her ship, Samus will wrap you like a burrito in one of her blankets and set you on the counter as she makes hot coco.

When very content, Samus does emit a very low chirp in the back of her throat, a side effect of the metroid DNA.

Pretty good story teller if she's in the mood to talk (which really isn't often) she likes to tell of her childhood with the Chozo the best as those were her happiest memories.

If you ask nicely, yes she will speak some phrases in Chozo, you may not understand it, but damn if it doesn't make her even more hot I stg.

If she's piloting, Samus has a tendency to get lost in relatively intrusive thoughts, so she likes to have you in her lap as she pilots the space craft

Will point out some cool planets and along with having ADAM give her the facts.

Subconsciously, runs her hands through your hair as a stress reliever for both you and her. Hair ruffles? Hair ruffles.

A/N: I have SO many ideas for domestic Samus DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED BRUH. Here are some samus crumbs.

IF Y'ALL WANT MORE SAMUS/METROID CONTENT JUST THROW SUGGESTIONS IN MY INBOX AND MAYBE ILL GET SOME IDEAS!

[leorawright]

Psssssst...

Samus domestic fluff hcs?

Pssssst love your content as always homie!

Oh hello Mage!

Disclaimer: So, I normally don't write for Samus as it's not in my rules but I've wanted to start writing for her for a while so take this request from my friend Mage as me officially starting to write for Samus

Samus domestic fluff hcs

She's been through a lot in her life so when she finally gets to settle down with you it's a huge relief to her

Expect lots of cuddles especially when it's time to sleep

She's often the big spoon but doesn't mind cuddling in other positions as long as she gets to hold you

Some mornings, she'll bring back some alien meat since it's what she's used to eating but at least she's good at cooking it!

She can be a little paranoid about losing you due to her losing many loved ones, so when she clings to you for no reason, just let her so she can see you're safe

She really wants to slow dance with you but she doesn't know how to but that won't stop her from trying

And when both of you trip and you fall on top of her, at least you're both laughing

[supersmashreaderz]

Baking a Cake With The Smash Fighters(Part 2)

Smash Fighter x Reader

Part 3 Coming Soon!

Chrs: Peach, Bowser, Zelda, Sheik, Ness, Ganondorf, Marth, Roy, Pikachu and Pichu

Reader is GN!

Princess Peach:

Baking a cake with Princess Peach is like working alongside a master chef(practically the goddess of baking). She’s elegant, precise, and effortlessly graceful in the kitchen. Peach is always cheerful, offering you encouraging words as you work together. She has a knack for making even the most complicated steps seem easy. Peach shares little tips and tricks she’s learned over the years, making the experience fun and educational. Together, you create a perfectly sweet and beautifully decorated cake, with Peach adding a signature peach on top. At the end, she gives you a warm smile and says, “Thank you for helping me, this turned out beautifully!”

Bowser:

Unlike Princess Peach, Bowser’s approach to baking is loud, boisterous, and slightly chaotic. His massive claws aren’t exactly built for delicate work, so you often find yourself guiding him carefully. Despite his rough appearance, he’s surprisingly enthusiastic and eager to please, especially when it comes to impressing you. Bowser grumbles when things don’t go his way, but he quickly recovers, insisting that you’re doing great. He may add too much of something (like sugar), making the cake a bit unbalanced, but it’s still delicious. Bowser proudly presents the final result with a gruff smile, his cheeks slightly flushed as he says, “Told ya we’d make it awesome!”

Falco:

Baking with Falco feels like working with a co-pilot in the kitchen. He’s confident, a little cocky, but surprisingly skilled. He jokes and teases you throughout the process, acting like he’s the pro here, but there’s no denying he’s having fun. You’ll catch him sneaking tastes of the batter and pretending not to, but he’s quick to get things back on track when needed. Once the cake is in the oven, he leans back and casually says, “Told ya, nothing to it.” The end result is solid, and Falco looks smugly pleased, especially when you compliment his flying-themed cake decorations.

Zelda:

Baking with Princess Zelda is a calming and magical experience. She’s gentle and thoughtful, guiding you through each step with care. Zelda uses her magic to help speed up certain tasks, but she’s also deeply invested in the traditional process. Together, you create a cake that’s not only delicious but also beautifully decorated, with intricate designs made by Zelda’s careful hands. She smiles softly throughout, enjoying the peaceful time you spend together. When the cake is done, Zelda offers a soft compliment, “You did wonderfully. I hope we can bake together again.”

Sheik:

Baking with Sheik is unexpectedly efficient and smooth. Despite being more focused on combat and stealth, Sheik’s precision translates well to the kitchen. Sheik moves silently, with an air of mystery, and you find yourself impressed by her quiet confidence. While she doesn’t say much, there’s an unspoken camaraderie as you work together. Sheik seems to enjoy the peaceful break from her usual activities, and though she remains mostly composed, you catch a hint of a smile when the cake turns out perfectly.

Ness:

Baking with Ness is pure fun and chaos. He’s constantly excited, bouncing around the kitchen, eager to try every step. He often rushes ahead, which sometimes leads to messes, but his enthusiasm makes it hard to be upset. You both end up covered in flour and batter at one point, laughing the whole time. Ness loves decorating the cake, adding as many colorful toppings as possible. By the end, it might not be the neatest cake, but it’s full of fun and personality. Ness proudly presents it, his grin wide, “This is the best cake ever!”

Ganondorf:

Okay....Baking with Ganondorf is an experience you wouldn’t expect. He’s serious and stoic, handling everything with intensity, as if baking a cake is a battle to be won(to the point it's almost terrifying). His heavy-handed approach can lead to some smashed ingredients, but surprisingly, he’s very capable and doesn’t mind following instructions. You’re the one who lightens the mood, and despite his usual demeanor, you notice his efforts to make the experience enjoyable for you. When the cake is done, Ganondorf stares at it with pride, offering a rare, gruff compliment, “It turned out well… thanks to my power.”

Marth:

Baking with Marth is elegant and refined. He’s polite and charming, treating the whole process with grace. He’s surprisingly skilled, delicately handling the ingredients and ensuring every step is followed perfectly. Marth pays attention to detail, making sure the cake is as visually appealing as it is delicious. Throughout the process, you exchange light conversation, and he occasionally shares stories from his homeland. By the end, the cake is a work of art, and Marth offers you a sweet smile, “It was an honor to bake with you. This cake is a testament to our teamwork.”

Roy:

Roy is full of energy in the kitchen, which makes baking with him exciting but sometimes chaotic. He’s eager to help, but his enthusiasm sometimes causes spills or slight mishaps. Still, he’s quick to laugh at himself and keep going. He gets a bit competitive, trying to do things faster or better, but it only adds to the fun. You both end up with flour in your hair and batter on your clothes, but Roy’s smile never fades. The final cake may be a bit rough around the edges, but Roy is beaming with pride as he declares, “We did it! This cake is gonna be awesome!”

Pikachu and Pichu:

Baking with Pikachu and Pichu is adorable, though quite the challenge. They try to help, but their small size means you do most of the heavy lifting. Pikachu helps out with little electric shocks to speed up mixing, while Pichu excitedly runs around, trying not to cause accidents. It’s a bit of a mess, but their enthusiasm makes it all worth it. By the end, you’ve created a cute, colorful cake that both Pikachu and Pichu are proud of. They both celebrate by sharing little happy shocks, and you all sit down to enjoy the cake together.

[fictinder]

❄️ Rundas x reader, general headcanons ❄️

[No gender specified. This is outside of the game's story]

Rundas famously doesn't work well with others, so if he takes a liking to you, it's already something special

Although really, he's usually friendly towards civilians, he just has difficulty sharing the spotlight with other bounty hunters unless they've impressed him

Despite his pride when it comes to his career, he becomes exceedingly show-offy when he has a crush, since he worries they won't think much of him unless he's constantly surpassing his own abilities

He loves the attention being a bounty hunter gets him, which means convincing him to go on a more private date takes some work

His suit allows him to withstand environments that would normally be too hot for his species, but he still prefers dates in cold places (take him ice skating or skiing and he'll never forget it)

His body is perpetually cold, as is his suit, and you may get stuck when kissing him. He is going to find this very funny regardless of how funny you find it

His mouth is actually on the underside of his head, so you'll just be kissing his forehead most of the time. Which he doesn't mind, since forehead kisses are more common in his culture anyway

Good luck reaching his forehead though if he doesn't lean down for you. He's quite tall even by his species' standards

Dinner dates are complicated, since he can't safely eat or drink anything hot or even lukewarm. Like. His insides will literally liquify

If you're physically tough and agile like he is, he'll love taking you along with him when he goes hunting

If you're not able to keep up with him like that, he'll insist that you stay behind for safety, but will gladly tell you the whole story once he gets back

He's an "actions speak louder than words" kinda guy when it comes to showing affection, and prefers showing you he cares about you rather than telling you

He will probably pick you up and carry you around at times. If you don't like this he'll reluctantly put you back down, but otherwise he'll happily give you shoulder rides or bridal-carry you away

He's also every bit as show-offy about dating you as he is about his job. He wants everyone in the room to be looking at both of you, appreciating how amazing you both are

It might take him a while to unlearn this if you're the shy type, but eventually he'll be willing to let you slip into his shadow in public (though he still thinks it's a shame)

He's a boundless optimist, something that tends to surprise people. No matter what, he's convinced things will always turn out okay in the end.

Truthfully, that's not so much optimism as it is a coping mechanism. He's not immune to fear, but telling himself and his allies firmly that everything will be alright and the "good guys" will win helps calm his nerves. If he's insisting that there's nothing to worry about, he's worried about something. Talk to him. You probably still won't get him to open up completely, but a second voice affirming that things will be okay might still help.

[magemultifics]

Samus Aran (Fluff) - Hot Coco

A/N: This is scenery writing practice as well as self indulgent fluff.

You wake up in a much groggier state than usual, eyes cracking open to the dimly lit door light installed in the pressurized sleeping space. You roll your neck hearing a couple pops before looking towards the clock at your side.

4:03 AM

Your body and mind didn't exactly feel tired enough to slink back under the covers and sleep, so you get up. Grunting, you sling your feet over the side of the bed and scoot at the edge allowing one foot to reach the ground. You bite back a hiss at the cold metal floors, but press the other foot down regardless. The blanket wrinkles in your grip as you yank it off the bed and cocoon yourself as to retain some of your warmth in the cold of your girlfriend's spacecraft. The door hisses as it depressurizes, allowing you to step through it as you make your way to the kitchen counter to grab a tall mug and heat up the kettle for hot water. Turning your head, you see your girlfriend without her armor simply donning her old worn Galactic Federation recruit sweats and hoodie. Her fingers tapping languidly on the console, opening various bounties on the screen.

Your focus shifts when the kettle's top releases light shafts of steam before beeping in notice of the hot contents inside. You grip the kettle's rubber handle and pour the hot water into the ceramic mug acquired earlier. Fetching a pack of hot chocolate powder from the cabinet, you tear the corners of each with your teeth before grabbing a spoon and stirring the mix methodically into the hot water. Setting the spoon into the sink and unplugging the kettle, you make your way over to the cockpit, where Samus was seated, slumped against the back of her chair. You tap her shoulder and present the steaming mug of hot coco to her. Her eyebrows lift and her body language straightens in delighted surprise, she takes the mug with one hand and uses the other to take your smaller hand in her larger calloused one. Half lidded tired cerulean eyes flicker up to meet yours as she presses your hand against your lips, a gesture of gratitude. Her one kiss against the top of your hand turns to many as she stands to lead the myriad of kisses along your arm, shoulder, up your neck and to your cheek. Her other hand brings the mug up to her lips and you can hear her sigh of content as she finishes sipping before setting the mug in a cup holder installed into her chair.

Standing at her full height, Samus pulls you into her arms and lets out an affectionate hum as she rests her chin atop your head. You do your best to wrestle both arms from under your blanket cocoon to return the embrace. Samus herself has very high body heat, it almost feels that you could forgo the blanket all together. Can't sleep? her voice rough with lack of use. You nod and hold her tighter, sighing into her chest. The bounty hunter rubs at your back before tapping your shoulder and pointing to the fiber glass front window to her ship Look. Turning your gaze, you take notice immediately of one of Talon IV's remaining moons eclipsing the sun, the light of the sun shedding on a distant asteroid belt giving it a gleaming effect that makes it look like glitter in the depths of space. Your mouth drops in awe It's beautiful, nothing like back home and you don't realize that your girlfriend has pulled back to admire the look of surprise plastered upon your face. It is nothing compared to you. You feel your face heat up immensely, the intergalactic bounty hunter you find yourself enraptured with isn't a woman of many words, but the few she uses are always impactful.

One of your hand gently pries your flustered face from burrowing into her collar. Samus smiles though small, it carries warmth and you can't help but return it. She leans down and lifts you just a smidge and kisses you. Her mouth melding smoothly with yours, an exception being her rough cracked lips, but you really could care less. Samus was not raised to be soft, and rarely showed the traits of a soft lover and you love her for it. You love the rough and the soft, and it's moments like these where she shows her soft side, pulling you into her toned frame and kissing the breath from your lips. You don't mind the rough nights either, where she presses you hard into the mattress and goes down on you in a way that has you clawing at her back and muffling shrieks of pleasure into her shoulder. Tonight, how ever, she feels in need of the peace that is constantly denied from her. Her lips pull away and the bounty hunter's eyes meet yours, in an intense gaze that is filled with affection.

Samus doesn't really need sleep with her genes, but she can see the hand you reach up with and try to rub the sleep from your eyes. Go back to the cabin and sleep. You shake your head and press yourself tighter against her torso. Samus sighs, but gets an idea. You were perfectly content standing there being held by your girlfriend, but that plan quickly changes as she hoists you by the rear and splaying your thighs on either side of her hips as she sits in her pilots chair, you settled onto the apex of her hips snugly. She grips the blanket that has hiked down your body from being carried and wraps your upper half in it, propping your head to rest against her collar. Samus presses a kiss to the side of your head as you let out a content sigh. Samus runs a hand through your hair, feeling you relax into her. With one hand on her hot coco, the other on her mapping device, she decides to type in the coordinates for the nearest space hub, maybe a vacation is in order.

A/N: @leonhardt-simp is purely responsible for putting me in a fluff mood today fr.

[leorawright]

Alright alright. Not biased or anything but humbly requesting Samus with a severe Insomniac s/o!

-your nintendo homie

Hello Mage and don't worry your request is accepted

Samus with insomniac s/o

She sometimes wakes up for no reason so one night she decided to take a walk over the ship to calm her nerves

That's when she spotted you up and about like it was morning when it clearly wasn't

So she asked you about it and you told her it was because you were an insomniac

She grew very concerned that you weren't getting enough sleep

The next night, she asked if you could come and snuggle with her that night

And she continued asking you to cuddle with her each night until she finally got you to sleep

She had a silent celebration party in her head

The next morning, you could tell how proud and happy she was that you'd finally been able to sleep a whole night through

And hey since it worked once now you got an excuse to snuggle with Samus every night

[selfcestmovies]

Masterlist Updated 4.11.2024

Trying to update this as much as I can! (flagging * below for outtakes and *** below for extended scenes)

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Natasha Romanoff - Wild Things (w/ Wanda Maximoff) [***] - Wild Things (alternate) - Black Widow: C'est La Vie - The Shape of You (w/ Wanda Maximoff) - Black Widow: Red on Red [*] - Black Widow: Red on Red (alternate) - Black Widow: Love, Natasha - Black Widow: Love, Natasha (alternate) - Reveries (w/ Wanda Maximoff) - Black Widow: No Return - Black Widow: No Return (alternate) - Island Getaway (w/ Wanda Maximoff) - Double Agent - Double Agent (alternate) - Breaking Protocol (x Reader) - Black Widow: Grounded Wanda Maximoff - Twice Baked (w/ Natasha Romanoff) [***] - Wild Things (w/ Natasha Romanoff) [***] - The Shape of You (w/ Natasha Romanoff) - Scarlet Witch: Simulacrum - Scarlet Witch: Pairadise [*] - Reveries (w/ Natasha Romanoff) - Seeing Double - Loving, Wanda - Island Getaway (w/ Natasha Romanoff) - Trifecta [*] - Wanda Maximoff: Mirror Mirror Kate Bishop - Lessons in Mimicry (w/ Yelena Belova) - Kate Bishop: Buddy System [***] - Kate Bishop: Solo Time - Kate Bishop: Solo Time (alternate) - Kate Bishop: Party of One - Kate Bishop: Narcissus - Kate Bishop: Deuces [full fic] (w/ Yelena Belova) - Black Widow: Arm Candy [full fic] [***] (w/ Yelena Belova) Yelena Belova - Black Widow: Self Care - Lessons in Mimicry (w/ Kate Bishop) - Black Widow: Room of Mirrors - Kate Bishop: Deuces [full fic] (w/ Kate Bishop) - Black Widow: Arm Candy [full fic] [***] (w/ Kate Bishop) Carol Danvers - Captain Marvel in Duplicus [***] - Captain Marvel in Duplicus (alternate) - Wingwoman [full fic] Daisy Johnson - Quake: Déjà - Agents of SHIELD: LMD Trial Run [***] Others - Agatha Harkness in Clonecraft - Loki x Reader in The Magic of Vanity [*]

Other Fandoms

Game of Thrones - Dual of the Dragon [*] - Queens in the North Other Marvel - Across the Gwen-Verse [***] - Across the Gwen-Verse (alternate) - X-Men: Emma Frost [*] - Rogue: Intimate Harry Potter - Lily Evans in Marauders: Lessons in Polyjuice - Hermione Granger in Turning Time Star Wars - Rey Skywalker: Temptation DC - Supergirl in When Kara Met Kara - Supergirl in Reflections - Supergirl in The Trouble with Double [with alt] - Lena Luthor in Double Duty [*] - Harley Quinn in Harley, Baby - Starring Daisy Ridley as Triplicate Girl Disney - Frozen III [*] - Moana 2 Doctor Who - The Clara Recursion Nintendo - Metroid: Echoes Pitch Perfect - Beca in Sync Netflix - Vanessa Hudgens stars in The Princess Switch 4 - Sabrina in Doppel Date - Avatar: Warrior of Kyoshi Riverdale - Veronica Lodge: Cheer Squad

Original Stories

- Ana de Armas stars in A Very Merry Christmas Threesome - Shailene Woodley stars in A Perfect Match - Hailee Steinfeld stars in Brace

Would They Fuck? - Carol Danvers - Wanda Maximoff - Natasha Romanoff - Hermione Granger

[waitimcomingtoo]

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Longest Tag: 85 characters

#for context this is im reference to me asking who dies in the zootopia abortion comic

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Look After You

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Synopsis: after Peter snaps at you, you feel like you can’t call him for help

Warnings: panic attack

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Peter had a bad day.

There had been an unexpected assemble at school that left him in sensory overload. All the sounds and bright lights overstimulated him into a horrible mood. He was beyond agitated on his walk home, everything little sound and movement further pissing him off. He was not in the mood to talk to a single person so he kept his head down and earbuds as he made his way up to his apartment. His sleeve got caught on the doorknob as he made his way inside and he just about broke the door down. He went straight to his room and quickly took his jacket off. The feeling of having his jacket and shoes on was making his sensory overload even worse.

“Hey.” You said, making Peter jump.

“Oh. Hi.” Peter blinked in surprise. “What are you doing here?”

“May let me in. Did you still want to organize your notes?” You asked with a sweet smile. Peter didn’t know how to tell you this, but he desperately wanted you to leave. He was in no mood to socialize right now and just wanted to relax in silence.

“Yeah.” He faked a smile. “Sure.”

He took a seat on his bed across from you and took his notebook out. He was still way overstimulated so every little thing you did bothered him. The sound of your breathing, the sound of you moving the pages, even the way your pen sounded when you clicked it made Peter’s skin itch. As you flipped through his notebook, you turned a page too fast and it ripped down the middle.

“Oops.” You chuckled. “Sorry.”

“It’s fine. Whatever.” Peter grumbled. You noticed the way he rolled his eyes and your smile instantly fell. You began to feel uneasy around him and cleared your throat. He looked up at you when you did this and looked even more annoyed than before.

“Where’s your tape?” You asked quietly.

“In the bottom drawer.” He mumbled as you got off the bed.

“What?” You asked when you didn’t hear him. Peter stopped flipping through his notebook and flexed his hand to keep from lashing out.

“In the bottom drawer.” He repeated. “In my desk.”

“I don’t see it.” You said after opening the drawer.

“Then keep looking.” Peter sound, the annoyance in his voice sending a chill down your spine. You continued to rummage through the drawer, unaware of how loud it sounded for Peter. His enhanced hearing made it ten times louder than it sounded for you and it was driving Peter insane.

“I can’t find it.” You said after a minute, sending Peter over the edge.

“Oh my God.” He exclaimed and got off the bed. “Just stop touching things. I’ll get it. You’re being so irritating right now.”

You stopped looking through the drawer and got out of his way as he walked over to the desk. You were hurt by his words but said nothing about it, not wanting to irritate him further.

“It’s right here.” Peter said angrily when he found the tape. “Can you open your fucking eyes?”

“I didn’t see it.” You said quietly as he slammed the tape down on his desk. You jumped as the plastic cartridge shattered under his fist.

“Because you weren’t looking.” He shouted in your face. “Do you have to be so fucking helpless all the time? I can’t come rushing to your side the second you need me. I’m under enough pressure as it is without you whining and making a bunch of noise over some fucking tape. If you hadn’t ripped the god damn page in the first place, we wouldn’t have had this problem.”

You stumbled back from Peter as he finished shouting and felt tears brim in your eyes. You were both equally shocked over what had just come out of Peter’s mouth. He had never raised his voice at you before. He was never anything but sweet towards you, so to hear him scream and swear at you made your entire body feel hot in embarrassment. He slapped his hand over his mouth, stunned that he just lashed out at you like that. You took your phone out of your pocket and pretended to check it.

“My mom wants me home.” You mumbled. “I gotta go.”

You started walking towards the door but Peter quickly ran in front of you

“Wait, honey. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to snap like that.” He apologized as he tried to keep you in place.

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2,667 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

#4

A Sweet Boy Like Me

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: when Peter gets hit with a truth serum on a mission, he tells you more then he means to

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“FRIDAY, what’s the status on the jet?” You asked out loud as you ate your cereal. A minor cold had benched you while the rest of the Avengers went on a mission in the Amazon. You’d been by yourself for nearly a week now and were needing some company.

“The jet should be touching down on the landing pad any minute.” FRIDAY answered you.

“Thank you.” You called back. You finished the rest of your breakfast and by the time you put your bowl in the sink with the rest of your dirty dishes, you heard footsteps in the main entrance. You tried to hide your excitement as you went out to greet the team. You saw all the Avengers standing in the middle of the room looking utterly exhausted except for Peter, who had a huge smile on his face.

“Hey guys. How was the mission?”

“Great rack. Truly immaculate rack.” Peter said and gave you a double thumbs up.

“Oh. What?” You smiled awkwardly and looked at Tony for an explanation. The team looked at each other, no one wanting to be the person that told you what happened. You frowned and folded your arms, looking at each of them until they caved.

“Okay, fine. I’ll tell her.” Tony sighed. “Long story short, Peter got drugged.”

“What?” You gasped and looked at Peter again.

“I have a stinky in my brown hole.” He told you.

“He’s got a what in his what?” You asked the team.

“He has to shit. It’s all he’s been talking about for the 4 hour plane ride back here.” Sam groaned and went to take a seat on the couch.

“Oh my god. Ew. Brown hole?” You looked at Peter in disgust.

“Yessir.” Peter smiled and gave you another double thumbs up.

“Why is it brown? And wait, hold on, why is he on drugs?” You asked again.

“He got hit with a tranquilizer. In the neck.” Steve told you.

“See?” Peter smiled proudly and turned his head to the side. On his neck, you could see a massive red bump that looked like it was about to explode.

“JESUS FUCKING-“ You screamed but everyone on the team quickly motioned for you to stop.

“I mean, it doesn’t look that bad.” You quickly lied.

“Thank you. That’s what I said.” Peter laughed and touched his neck bump. It jiggled under his finger and you turned to the side to gag a little.

“My neck grew a boob.” Peter laughed and poked it again. You covered your mouth with your hand and looked to Tony for answers.

“How did he get drugged exactly?” You asked.

“Well long story short-“

“No. Enough with the long story short. I need to know how this happened. Give me the long story long.”

“I’ll give you the long.” Peter said and looked directly at you. You gave him a strange look as he attempted to wink at you. He ended up using both eyes and just gave you a slow blink.

“Oh my God.” You grimaced and looked away from him.

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2,803 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#3

You'll Save All Your Dirtiest Jokes For Me

Pairing: Tom Holland x actress!reader

Synopsis: you make a lot dirty jokes that leave Tom wondering how you really feel about him

warnings: adult humor

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You were known to make a lot of dirty jokes.

Your sense of humor was strictly rated R, something Tom found out pretty quickly. Since you and he were the closest in the cast, he was usually the target of these jokes. Tom wasn’t exactly opposed to them, he just had a hard time telling when you were kidding or not.

Sometimes, the jokes went over his head.

“Look. Our action figures came in.” Tom said as he walked into your trailer.

“Woah! I haven’t seen these yet. I’ve been waiting all day to play with myself.” You sighed in relief and picked up your action figure.

“These are so cool. Yours looks nothing like you, though.” He snorted as he looked at the toy in your hand.

“How many people do you think have made us fuck?” You genuinely asked him as you mashed your action figure against the Spiderman one.

“Oh my God. Stop.” Tom turned bright red and grabbed your hands to make you stop. You pulled out of his grasp and made the toys kiss.

“Look. I bet all the marvel fans are out there doing this.” You joked before making them change positions. You bent the knees of the Spiderman doll before putting it on top of your doll.

“Wait, who do you think tops?”

“Who what?” He asked as he tried to pull his doll away from you.

“Like between our characters. Would Spiderman want to be on his back-“ You asked as you laid the Spiderman doll down, “or on top?” You said as you put him back on top of your doll.

“Oh. I think I’m on top.” Tom nodded, praying the conversation would end before his face got any redder.

“You think you’d top me?” You asked skeptically.

“Yes.” Tom said weakly, sounding unsure of himself.

“Please.” You scoffed. “My action figure would ride your action figure like a carousel. I think I’m the more dominant one between the two of us.”

“You’re still talking about our characters, right?” He gulped as he grabbed a pillow and held it over his lap.

“Am I?” You asked innocently as you continued to make the dolls kiss.

“What about you?” He asked quietly. “Are you as dominate as your character?”

“I’m pretty versatile in the bedroom. I’m similar to a pancake in which neither of us are done until we’re flipped on both sides.” You said simply, making yourself laugh.

“Oh.” He gulped. “Good to know.”

Other times, the jokes left him disappointed.

“Ugh. I hate this. I hate cooking. Fuck this recipe. Fuck peppers. Fuck this spatula. Fuck this stupid fucking warped pan.” Tom said and threw his spatula down in exasperation.

“Well since you’re fucking everything, I hope my name gets thrown into the mix.” You replied from the kitchen table. Tom whipped around to see if you were serious, but you were absentmindedly scrolling through your phone.

“Really?” He asked as he nervously drummed his fingers on the counter. He wasn’t opposed to that if you were being serious, but he couldn’t say that until he knew for sure.

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3,906 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

#2

Beneath the Surface

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: during a pool day with the team, your bathing suit makes it difficult for Peter to focus

Masterlist

“Suit up, Parker. I need you outside.” Tony said as he knocked on Peters doorframe.

“Suit up? Is there a mission?”

“Even better. There’s a mandatory pool day.” Tony replied with an excited wiggle of his eyebrows.

“Can a pool day be mandatory?” Peter wondered.

“Can a boy be strangled?” Tony asked in the same tone. They both fell silent as they stared at each other and Peter gulped a little.

“Pool day. Ten minutes.” Tony said with a big smile after a beat of silence.

“I’ll be there.” Peter nodded quickly.

“Glad to have you. See you out there.” Tony patted Peters doorframe before walking away. Not wanting to upset Tony, Peter quickly changed into bathing suit shorts and a t shirt. He slipped into his flip flops before heading down to the pool. He found Steve, Tony, and Thor sitting around a table under a big umbrella while Shang Chi, Sam, and Scott were in the pool. They all already had their shirts off, making Peter feel a little self conscious in the presence of all their super sized muscles.

“Look who’s arrived.” Steve smiled up at Peter as he shielded his eyes from the sun.

“Yep.” Peter smiled weakly. “It’s me.”

“Look who it is!” Thor cheered before leaning over to the other guys.

“Who is that?” He whispered loud enough for Peter to hear.

“Um…Peter.” Peter answered in confusion.

“It’s nice to meet you, Umpeter. I’m Thor.” Thor smiled brightly and held out his hand. Peter frowned and shook Thors hand as he looked at the others for an explanation.

“You Midgardians and your silly names.” Thor chuckled as he looked at the other guys again.

“Thor, it’s me. Peter.” Peter said again.

“Yes. I know that now. Pleasure to meet you.”

“We…we have met.” Peter said slowly.

“Have we?” Thor frowned.

“That’s Spiderman. You probably haven’t seen him without his mask on.” Steve said in Peters defense.

“I don’t remember ever meeting a Spiderman.” Thor shook his head.

“Well you have.” Peter told him. “Many times. And it’s me.”

“No. I don’t think so. I’ve never seen this man in my life.” Thor shrugged.

“Yes you have. He was with us when we fought Thanos.” Steve reminded him.

“And when we went on that mission to Scotland. He was the one in the skintight red and blue suit.”

“I sat next to you at dinner last night.” Peter reminded him.

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My #1 post of 2022

Stolen Moments

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Synopsis: your secret relationship is exposed when Peter returns from a mission bruised and bloody and you comfort him in front of everyone

Masterlist

“Can you hand me a screwdriver?”

“What size?” You asked as you riffled through the open tool kit on the table.

“The one with the red handle.”

“The one with the red handle please?”

“No. Just the one with the red handle.” Peter said seriously before cracking a smile.

“Haha. Very funny.” You rolled your eyes as you passed him the screwdriver.

“I know. You’re so lucky you get a boyfriend as funny as I am. Some girls boyfriends are really annoying.” Peter teased you as he screwed a tiny screw into his web-shooter.

“I know. I’m one of those girls.” You replied, making Peters jaw drop.

“Shut up. You love me.”

“You’re okay.” You shrugged with a playful smile as you wrapped your arm around his.

“You’re okay too, lover”. Peter smiled at you as he started to lean in. Right before you lips could connect, you heard the sound of your dads whistling. You and Peter jumped apart just as Tony came into the lab.

“Hi dad. Peter and I were just fixing his webshooters.” You said in an attempt to act causal. You and Peter exchanged a nervous look, both hoping Tony didn’t see what you had been doing.

“I was fixing my webshooters. Y/n was busy eating wheat thins and chewing loudly in my ear.” Peter said as he nodded towards your half eaten box of wheat thins.

“Parker, don’t insult the volume of my daughters chewing.” Tony scoffed before turning to you. “Honey, keep up the good work.”

“Thanks daddy.” You smiled as Tony kissed the side of your head.

“Thanks daddy.” Peter said in a mocking tone. You shared another look and you playfully nudged him.

“Well I’ll leave you two to it. Don’t keep my beloved daughter too long, cobwebs. She and I have a smoothie date later.”

“I won’t.” Peter assured your dad.

“Bye dad.”

“Bye kiddo.” Tony waved as he walked out of the lab. Once you and Peter were alone again, you scooted your chair closer and rested your chin in your hands.

“Do you think he knows about us?“ Peter asked as he moved some hair away from your face.

“No. We’re way too careful.” You shook your head. Peter looked at you for a minute before going back to screwing together his web shooters.

“Maybe we should tell him.” Peter suggested without looking at you.

“About us?”

“Yeah. We’ve been together for 8 months. Maybe it’s time he knows.” Peter said as he nervously looked at you for your reaction.

“He can’t know, Pete. He’s been very clear that he’s against anyone in the tower dating.” You sighed as you put your hand on top of Peters. Peter frowned a little and flipped his hand so he could hold yours.

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4,300 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

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[dreadsuitsamus]

🍑🍍🍌🥝🫐🍓🍎

ask me!

🍑 - If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

i would love to cross over metroid and dragon ball! i often think about writing something like it, with the reader in samus's position. it'd be entirely self-indulgent and i would 100000000% envision myself as the reader

🍍- What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

modern AUs are good, and i do like either college ones or schoolteacher ones, and royal AUs as well. as far as ones i dislike goes, it's hard for me to find one that i won't give a chance to, but i would have to say that ones involve alpha/beta/omega ones got old to me pretty fast and i generally won't click on a story featuring it

🍌 - In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

all the dbza stuff. i mention them a lot but tbh not my fault the parody was so good and fitting in a lot of areas

🥝 - What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?

i like enemies to lovers, and plan to write that trope in the future for both goku and vegeta, and i have a sfw gohan prom fic in the works where gohan and reader started as friends, then went to 'enemies' and then lovers. established relationships are a favorite of mine, no matter what that relationship is

🫐 - What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

i love broly quite a bit, and i especially like thinking of him in modern AUs. sometimes i just like writing him without the pressure of the monster lurking beneath the surface

🍓 - What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

hmmm i would say maybe my first fic on here! it was a small vegeta x reader that didn't feature any actual smut, just vegeta being horny for readers knockers at a bbq lol

🍎 - Is there anything you straight-up won’t write?

i ship naruto and gaara heavily, and also look at naruto and just see a baby so i won't write naruto or gaara reader inserts

[supersmashreaderz]

Baking a Cake With The 64 Fighters(+ Unlockables)

Smash 64 Fighter x Reader

Chrs: Mario, Yoshi, DK, Link, Samus, Fox, Kirby, Luigi and Captain Falcon

Reader is GN!

Mario:

Baking a cake with Mario is an absolute joy ride. His enthusiasm is infectious as he hums Italian tunes and expertly guides you through the recipe. He’s a natural in the kitchen, treating it like an art form(From Princess Peach's Influence), but also leaving room for fun. He’s constantly taste-testing the batter and frosting with a wink, saying it’s "important to get it just-a right!" You both work seamlessly, though sometimes he gets a bit distracted when he starts tossing dough in the air like he’s flipping a pizza. In the end, the cake is flawless, and Mario proudly presents it as if you’ve both created a masterpiece together.

Yoshi:

Yoshi is incredibly eager to help, though a little clumsy in the kitchen. He loves tasting everything as you go along, sometimes sticking his tongue out too far and accidentally eating part of the ingredients. Despite this, his positive energy keeps you both laughing the entire time. You’ll have to keep an eye on him, though—leave the sugar alone for too long, and Yoshi will have eaten half of it. But once the cake is baked, Yoshi is so excited that he does a little happy dance, making the entire experience heartwarming and full of smiles.

Donkey Kong(DK):

Donkey Kong is surprisingly gentle in the kitchen despite his large frame, rowdyness and strength. He’s determined to help, though you’ll notice he can’t resist tossing bananas into the mix, even if it’s not a banana cake. You work together to mix the ingredients, with DK carefully following your instructions while occasionally sneaking bites of bananas and batter. His favorite part is the decorating—he insists on using extra bananas on top as garnish. In the end, the cake might not be traditional, but it’s definitely delicious and full of DK’s quirky charm.

Link:

Baking with Link is a quiet but calming experience. He’s not too much of a talker, but he follows your instructions with sharp precision, taking everything seriously. He might be a bit unsure about how to bake at first, but once he gets the hang of it, he’s fully focused. You share peaceful moments while mixing the batter and frosting, occasionally exchanging soft smiles. He takes care in every step, as if baking the cake is a mission. When it’s time to decorate, you both enjoy adding personal touches, making the final product as charming as it is delicious.

Samus:

Baking with Samus is efficient and organized(plus you get to see her out of her suit for a while...or at least her beautiful blonde hair as she doesn't have her helmet on). She’s precise with every measurement and action, turning the cake-baking process into a well-structured mission. While she’s not particularly emotional about the process, she surprises you with little moments of fun, like using her arm cannon to quickly whisk the batter or heat the oven. The end result is a cake that’s not only delicious but also expertly crafted. Samus might not be super expressive, but the small smile she gives when she sees the finished cake tells you she enjoyed the experience more than she lets on.

Fox:

Fox is all about teamwork in the kitchen. He takes charge but lets you take the lead where you want. You’ll notice him frequently checking the time and trying to make sure everything is on schedule, like a mission briefing. He’s fast but careful, and his competitive nature shows when he tries to perfect every step. Fox is also surprisingly playful, teasing you about your frosting skills or sneaking a bit of the cake mix while grinning. The cake turns out perfect, and he’s happy to share it with you, giving you a playful nudge, “We make a great team, huh?”

Kirby:

Baking with Kirby is pure chaos in the best way possible. He’s more interested in eating than baking, so you’ll have to keep him from gobbling up the ingredients before they even make it into the bowl. Kirby’s enthusiasm is unmatched, though, and he constantly tries to help—even if it’s just him licking the spoon or cleaning up the leftover frosting. Expect him to inhale bits of the cake as soon as it comes out of the oven, but when he finally settles down to share what’s left, "Poyo!" he’s all smiles and excitement, ready to enjoy your creation together.

Luigi:

Luigi is a little nervous in the kitchen, but he’s incredibly helpful and sweet. He often second-guesses himself, asking, “Is this okay?” or “Are you sure that’s enough?” but he’s so genuine that you can’t help but reassure him. You both share lots of laughter, especially when things go a little off track, like when Luigi accidentally splatters batter everywhere. By the end, the cake might be a little messy, but it’s full of love and care. Luigi is proud of the final product, especially since he got to bake it with you, and he happily shares a piece, blushing a little as he says it turned out great.

Captain Falcon:

Baking with Captain Falcon is intense and high-energy. He approaches the task like a race, moving quickly and shouting things like “Falcon Mix!” as he stirs the batter at lightning speed(whist making a bit of a mess). His enthusiasm is contagious, and you both end up laughing as he tries to make everything as epic as possible, even when it’s something simple like cracking an egg. The cake is finished in record time, and though it may not be the most neatly made, it’s definitely delicious. Falcon pats you on the back, grinning wide, “We totally smashed it!”

[npfehr]

Recently Completed - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PSP)

This is a 2D action-adventure game with RPG elements and a focus on exploration. You play as Alucard, half-human son of Dracula himself. Al's upset that his dad's castle has reappeared, and heads home to register his displeasure by defeating Dracula once and for all. Only, one wrinkle? Dad's not around and the castle seems to be in control of one Richter Belmont. The Belmont clan has usually been the ones to rise up and defeat Dracula in times past, so something weird is going on. Also, Death shows up early on and completely just takes all your cool Alucard-branded gear. Dangit!

What a troublesome weekend!

I was never a big fan of the Castlevania series, having tried and bounced off the earlier (linear) games. In the late '90s, when I was in high school, a friend brought the PSX version over to my house and said "here, you have to try this". I knew nothing about it, but humored him and quickly discovered: 1.) it's gorgeous! 2.) they went Metroid with the series what!! and 3.) omg there are RPG elements and equippable items!!! Reader, I was instantly in love. My first time through the game was a struggle, but as I gradually learned about more secrets and fun ways to break the game, it has become a comfort title instead.

The specific version I played this time was included as a hidden extra in the Dracula X Chronicles game for the PSP. It features a new translation and English dub, as well as the restoration of some cut content. I wanted the experience to feel as fresh as I could, and while the new dub removes some of the iconic goofiness of the original, it helped me appreciate the game again.

This game is absolutely chock full of secrets, oddities, and tiny details. It's abundantly clear that a lot of love went into its creation, but while I've enjoyed later entries with the Metroid style of gameplay, none have quite reached the heights of discovering this castle for the first time. I recognize that it's also the nostalgia talking; you can only be really blown away once, so that's no fault of the later entries. They're good too!

This is 100% a game worth checking out. If you haven't before and the ending you get seems vaguely unsatisfying, keep digging; there's a lot more to this game than first appears. Play it!

[fictinder]

This is my canon x reader blog. Requests open. Disclaimer: I write pretty much exclusively no-gender-specified, you/your pronouns only reader inserts. I can do custom if requested, but the default's always gonna be none specified. Reader inserts also usually will not have specified features unless requested. This is the way I avoid just making every one I write without a request an insert that's basically just me.

Main blog (a little bit of everything): @the13throseii

Canon x Canon writing blog (no requests): @therosearmada

My writing blogs may contain suggestive content, smut, violent content, whump and hurt/comfort. Warnings apply as needed. If you don't like what you see in the description, don't read the story.

I might not write or enjoy the more extreme parts of "dead dove" fiction myself, but I support the rights of folks to create and read it just the same. As long as no one's getting hurt irl, y'all can do whatever you want. Just use content warnings please.

Think my posts are cringe and stupid? Cool. Block either this blog or the "x reader" tag and you shouldn't have to see them ever again. Let's be civil and grown-up about our dislikes :)

Characters I write for will be listed after I write something for them. Basically to ensure I actually like writing for them and want to do it again. You're welcome to request somebody not featured below but I can't promise I'll be able to do it for total 100% sure.

Demongo (Samurai Jack)

Rundas (Metroid Prime 3: Corruption)

Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2)

Valtiel (Silent Hill 3)

[prince-lis]

I'm giving the gays everything they want.

Here you go, Samus girlfriend headcanons.

Samus is tough but that doesn't mean she's cold towards you, absolutely not. Samus is an ABSOLUTE softie for you.

If you're athletic like her, you're going to have lots of exercise dates. But don't worry, if you're not into sports, she'll enjoy having a stay-at-home date uvu

She might go on nerdy ramblings about her missions and the species she's met (or killed), she's really happy to share her experiences with you, it makes her feel very loved when you pay attention to her.

She doesn't really know how to cook (since, y'know, space missions) but Samus is always happy to help you :D or going together to a restaurant.

She's really protective over you, doesn't matter if you can defend yourself or if you're a weakling (like me), Samus will protecc u and attacc anyone or anything that dares to lay a finger on you.

Samus is kinda shy (at least that's how I picture her) but won't hesitate a moment to show off her impressive abilities along with her power suit uvu.

Samus enjoys cuddling up together even if she isn't very vocal about it, she just snuggles without warning and won't let you go.

[kajira-kreations]

Hiya! Thank you @freesia-writes for tagging me! Thought I join in on the fun!

What do I love about The Bad Batch? Okay, crazy story: when I first heard about it, it was a livestream from an older Star Wars Celebration event where Dave Filoni was talking about the concept (hope some of you know what I'm talking about), I actually brushed it off and was all like, "Whatever..." (Now I wanna go back in time and smack my past self for saying that). At that point, I was all caught up with TCW (the show that FINALLY got me into Star Wars and have been a fan since I was a teen). When the series finale premiered with TBB story arc, I was all like, "Okay..." and saw each group being the Leader, Nerd, Muscle, Emo Guy w/ the 20/20 Vision posse that's common in a lot of popular media, and I brushed that off. When Disney announced that there's a spin-off/TCW sequel about them, I was still like, "Whatever..." but gave the season one premiere a watch anyway...

...How could I brushed this off?

The second Omega came into the squad's life, that's when it all changed...and the rest was history! I haven't been obsessed with this fandom ever since my Voltron days! LOL As the show progressed, I just love love LOOOOVE each character and how the end of the Clone Wars affected them and such. There are no words to describe my love for the series now! If you're an artist, writer, creator, reader, etc? I'm an artist (and a reader of TBB fanfics <3). I drew a lot of Omega when the show premiered, and when season 2 came in I draw a lot of Tech and Phee of course! I draw a lot of manga-style art and drew a lot of manga/anime-styled Star Wars fanart back in my otaku days and it was rare to see SW fanart in that style. I'm currently working on a Tech x Phee fan comic adaption of my most favorite fanfiction, "The Right Partner" by Fennecsrifle (the author kindly gave me permission to do so). I wasn't able to work on it as much last year because I was working a completely original VTuber project (which is now live on YouTube). Whenever I'm not drawing fanart, I create art inspired by my Hmong-American heritage, culture, and identity. Please give my VTuber a support by subscribing to her channel!

What you love engaging with on Tumblr? I just love love LOVE fangirling about all things Bad Batch and other fandoms I enjoy like Zelda, Metroid, Ace Attorney, Transformers, and other Star Wars media! I don't live off of Star Wars alone, btw.

Any other fun facts about yourself that might create connections with others here?

I recently got into the whole VTuber scene myself since creating my original project last year. Before that, I was already familiar with them like Kizuna AI (the original VTuber), and enjoy Hololive (I love Tokino Sora, Suisei Hoshimachi, and Ceres Fauna).

Speaking of VTubing, I planned on streaming my art and even processes of the TechPhee doujinshi possibly over on Twitch (TBA). Plus other fun stuff like handcams of me sharing stuff too! In the meantime, here are my selfies that I wanna share:

I also love Transformers (especially the animated stuff). I grew up with Beast Wars and the Unicron anime trilogy, but I brushed that off...until Transformers Prime came into my life and I got into the fandom through that show. Sometimes you'll see some Transformers fanart from me. I even have a Tumblr page for a digital passion project fanzine about one of the human characters from that show, Miko, which focuses on her life in Japan before the events of the show -> @tfp-miko-zine

I also love Nintendo games since it's my childhood! I love me some Zelda, Metroid, and Ace Attorney. I would occasionally draw fanarts of those too.

I ship TechPhee <3

Oh, and sometimes I animate too! I've been teaching myself 2D animation since 2020. But the irony was that I wasn't a big fan of doing it due to it being laborious...but I told myself that it might be handy one day. Illustrations are great, but animating that piece of art is better too.

Tech is my favorite Batcher after all that character development he got in season 2! *cries*

If I have to take the title of Most Inconsistent Imagery/Crappiest Graphic Designer on Tumblr, so be it. 😂 But there are so many new peeps I'm seeing on here, and I'd love to hear from you! So if you're interested, would you be so kind as to reblog this with some fun stuff?

What you love about The Bad Batch?

If you're an artist, writer, creator, reader, etc?

What you love engaging with on Tumblr?

Any other fun facts about yourself that might create connections with others here?

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