#damn you caroline

[fightingwithallreality]

Dear AO3 customer support...

Due to the unfortunate circumstances of "i made my AO3 back in the day with an email that no longer exists" happening at the same time as "@caroline-rose-loves-you wants to read my ofmd fabric store au fanfiction," this is an official post for AO3 customer support saying that this tumblr is active and my AO3 handle is OranisAlpine

[hyperactivewhore]

It really does not make Caroline look good as a character that she has a whole arc demanding people to respect her grief when she could not do the same literally a season prior.

[cancerian-woman]

as I rewatch tvd with my family you’d never think in seasons 1-2 that later on it’s Caroline to run a boarding school for supernatural kids. I would’ve put money on Elena/Bonnie or Tyler.

Elena whose human but the Gilbert/Petrovas have been apart of this supernatural world a long time. Whether that be as hunters or finding ways for humans to help keep everyone safe from vampires in general…,(if not a vampire.) Bonnie from a magical witch bloodline that is integral to the supernatural world-building. But even if we just focus on Bonnie, she’s learning this magical world on her own. Tyler had to struggle to learn how to be a wolf on his own because the Lockwoods kept it a secret.

Elena,Bonnie and Tyler not having any ties to a school created on the premises of helping the next generation is insane. I don’t know where my old post is but Elena being a huntress would’ve been a better arc for her.

[philtatosbuck]

that entire group of people could die and i would never look back if i were tyler lockwood

[tulipisnadaxx]

people denying klaus's affection for caroline have no idea what they're missing out on.

that man simping over her was the HIGHLIGHT of tvd s3 & 4! the flirting, the teasing, the longing looks, the puppy eyes, the cheeky smilies, the gifts and acts of service, the promise of "Rome. Paris. Tokyo?" and " ..I intent to be your last-love-, however long it takes.", and their talks about life and humanity and immortality?? + lets not forget that they own two of the best dance scenes in the series🫴🏻.

he was so whipped and she was living in denial it was pathetic and embarrassing to watch. how can anyone not at least enjoy them??

[pierres-general-deliveries]

do u hit it like rom pom pom pom??? do u get it hot like papa john?????😓

That song is so… gendered. I mean, why can’t we have a menininomenon?

[katierosefun]

[kicking myself in the shins] for! the! love! of! god! accepting! kindness! and! support! is! not! a! sign! of! weakness! for! fuck's! sake! you! should! stop! thinking! that! accepting! someone's! love! and! kindness! and! compassion! is! not! a! sign! of! your! weakness! but! instead! a! sign! of! your! strength! being! vulnerable! is! so! fucking! hard! you! should! applaud! yourself! for! growing! enough! to! do! so!

[petruchio]

kind of wild that my friend of over 12 years and i just completely stopped talking like overnight and it was literally just bc i had, like, standards

[ohdeargodwhy]

Decided to rewatch Green Wing S2 before listening to the new audio series and i should have really anticipated getting my BIG FUCKING CRUSH on mac back

[cahrolinehasmoved]

@insidi0sum : ❝ i thought i could trust you . . . ❞ ( time for some angst )

𖤐 ⸻ "OH NICKY , I ALWAYS DID THINK YOU WERE SUCH A SUCKER FOR MY CHARM. " she hummed, hopping onto the table that he sat at, legs crossed. " or are you really that stupid? how about this!" she pressed her palms against the table and smiled at him. "let's play a game. caroline trivia! i'll ask you some things about myself. and if you answer them all correctly . .. you might just get to walk out of here alive. " eyebrows raised and she still has a smile. "deal?"

[multi-royalty]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓 ?

the queen.

dignified in your regality, you are a beacon of reason... the true power behind the throne, you take heed of all, cautious in each move you make. some may call you callous in your calculation, but they do not know your heart.

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[cancerian-woman]

I do try to think some positive things about bonenzo and then it inexplicably ends.

[menthe-bark]

There's a really good mod I use that's super simple called "Stop Pierre Lying" or something. It literally just removes Pierre-credit-stealing dialogue from the game and it makes him much more tolerable.

You’ll sell a bunch of eggplant to Pierre and then the NPCs will either be like “I bought an eggplant from Pierre the other day to cook for dinner and it was utter dogshit. Just the worst eggplant I’ve ever seen. His supplier needs to get a grip.” or “I bought the most wonderful eggplant from Pierre yesterday and he said he grew it himself! How lovely!” WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[philtatosbuck]

Hi! Could you make a post of some headcannons on what alcohol the mikaelson siblings prefer to drink, and what they'd order at a bar if they weren't drinking for whatever reason - especially Elijah? we know damon drinks bourbon but i don't think anything is canon ab the mikaelsons and i was thinking ab that but i don't know anything ab alcoholic drinks and the culture around it lol bc no one really drinks in my part of the world so I'd appreciate it!

I,,, don't think I've ever done anything like this, but I can tell you what we've seen them drinking.

Freya went through a phase in which she regularly went out to bar parties after the Dahlia fiasco was done. She didn't have any favorites in particular but we do see her being very enthusiastic about Tequila. I believe she's also enjoyed her fair share of wine.

Finn, canonically, has only tried wine and tequila. I don't see him being much of a drinker, to be real with you.

Elijah has drank everything ranging from bourbon, to wine, to whiskey. If you ask me, he's a scotch kind of guy, but I don't think there's any canon basis to that. It's just me. I can also see him liking single malt whiskey in specific.

Klaus, I'm convinced he's tried every type of drink at least once. He seems, though, to most often have bourbon as well. I'm starting to think they just did not want to have to come up with that many different drinks. I will say that in my own personal opinion, Klaus would prefer stronger drinks, out of his entire family.

Kol doesn't seem like a big drinker to me. Like, he does, but only on occasions. Not casually. Wine type of guy when he has it. If offered, he'll accept other drinks, but meh.

Rebekah's a borderline alcoholic the way they have her drink but champagne and bourbon is the way to her heart, unfortunately.

[luludeluluramblings]

Neglected!Marine!Reader x Yandere!BatFamily

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A/N: I’ve been holding on to this one. Army Dreamer sent me an ask and this is what came out of it. I know you probably wanted Army, but I just thought Marine cause of an old COD OC I had and this fricken spiraled. I was gonna make it a three part series, but that would take too long and you deserve it now!

A/N: Frick forgot the warnings. My bad!

Warnings: GN!Reader, Yandere themes, bodily injury (to reader), mentions of death

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You've been living with the Wayne since our mother and step-father died. You've constantly been ignored and belittled by the family. The most common bully being Damian, your younger half-brother. After constant harassments and being called weak by pretty much everyone for years, you sign up for the Marines after a recruiter comes to your high school and gives you and your classmates the selling points.

But, fuck it, you don't care. Gets you away from everyone. And, it's one of the most difficult military branches so an even bigger fuck you to anyone who thinks your weak after this.

It takes two years for you to get somewhere comfortable. You're not flying up the military ladder, but you’re a damn good officer in the METOC moving to South Caroline. And, a 12 hour drive and 2 hour flight from Gotham. Neither which you have ever taken.

You don't bother contact home. You don't bother going home for holidays and Christmas. You send Alfred a card occasionally with some of your other single and lonely military friends in it. Y'all make them really funny too.

It's through these collected and hilarious cards that you get rediscovered. Not by the family, but by the media. Apparently, not only did your silly photos go viral, but your friends damn military tik tok did to.

("Why'd you join the marines?" "It was too dangerous to be a stripper in Gotham." "Why'd you join the marines?” “I have daddy issues and wanted to get yelled at by someone who cared.")

The family which had still been ignoring you or completely forgot you up to that point was absolutely fucking baffled.

Bruce was imediatly calling Kate.

(“Why didn’t you tell me they joined the military?” “I was Air Force. Not in the Marines. How would I have known?”)

Media is now constantly harassing the family because like, ���Hey! Your kid disappeared and joined the military, and you said nothing and now they're roasting you online for the entire world to see.

Bruce is making calls. Tim and Barbara are now trying to hack military stuff. Only for your barracks friends to troll the absolute shit outta them and on government computers to boot.

Eventually Stephanie finds out you’ve been sending cards to Wayne manor of you having fun and doing stupid shit with friends. (Things that you should be doing with them, because holy fuck are you funny as shit.) All addressed to Alfred. Bruce asks if you ever sent anything to him, which was a flat no.

Jason is just baffled. This was nothing he expected. You used to be so soft and squishy, now there's videos of you lifting and doing fun shit with friends and you're shooting guns like a badass. So proud of you.

Cassandra is reading everyone's body language, but yours just looks carefree when she sees your videos and photos, she wants to feel like that. She wants you to help her feel like that.

Dick is distraught. You could have join the circus! But the military? Yes, you're a badass now, but still! He's delulu in thinking that you would have wanted to follow in his footsteps. Acting like he wasn't always busy or spending time with Damian.

Duke is just wowed. You joined the military. You DNGF. You are badass without having to wear any hero costume. Cool shit. Top tier.

Stephanie is just amazed. You had all this personality and she had no idea. You were just living your best life without the wight of the family or our father, and holy shit did she want that for herself. Teach her your ways.

Barbara is amazed, too. This was the most normal form of rebellion anyone could do in this family. Yet, no one expected it and you did it. She would have expected you to become a villian or gone rouge, but instead you joined the military. Color her surprised.

Tim is pissed. Everyone wants you back, yet there is no way to get you back. You knowingly or unknowingly made it nearly impossible for them to get you back without the military and government getting involved. He's pissed about the challenge, and now he's obsessing over all your old manerisns and the photos and videos. (He has the cleariest picture of how you really feel, but he doesn't care that it might be broken or negative. He's obsessed all the same.)

Bruce finds out your active duty and freaks the fuck out. Something could happen and you could be deployed and killed. His worst fear is you being killed. It was bad enough when you were in Gotham and fragile. But, now your military and you think you’re strong. But, you’re not and now you could die at any moment.

Damian is shellshocked. You technically proved him wrong. And, he sees the media's reaction to you. Some people are actually praising you for your service. You left and made yourself strong and made a new family. You didn't bother fighting for this one because you didn't think they were worth it. You didn't think he was worth it. It hurts, but not in away that makes him angry. In a way that makes hs insecurities flare. He wants you to come home now, so he can prove to you that he is worthy. That he is sorry.

Getting you home is near impossible. You have a specific roll that you've trained for, and are on active duty. Your a military dog on a leash the bat family cant control.

It's Kate the gives them the horrible idea. If they got you discharged from the military then you would have to come home. The only problem is an honorable discharge would still give you the means to avoid them, while a dishonorable discharge would make you absolutely hate them and they don't want that. (Plus the media would constantly harass you and them.)

So they decide to get you a medical discharge.

But, they can't hack into things and make anything up, though. And, all your physicals and mental check ups were sound. You have a more administrative position, but accidents happen all the time. Bruce has to make a few phone calls, but your active duty gets you sent out into the field. On a military operation that called for your expertise. (His anxiety is spiked through the roof and he has League Members on standby if something goes wrong.)

Kate also made a few phone calls. You ended up being deployed to assist the National Guard near your area. Only while doing your duties, you and your squad trigger a trap and you lose your hearing in your left ear and your left leg is wrecked. A few of your team mates are killed. (Bruce is pissed at Tim, Dick and Jason for that specifically.) Some lost limbs or now have memory problems. Eveyone in the squad is down and out.

You try to support the surviors as you all recover, but as soon as you’re better and given medical discharge the family snags you. Dragging you back to gotham before anyone can say anything. You try to fight, but the loss of hearing messes with you and the still fresh injury makes you weak once more. Plus, there's more of them than you.

When back at the manor, the family uses PTSD as an excuse for the lack of public appearances, and make many donations to VA hospitals and campaigns for retired and injured members of the military. (They even pay for what the military won't cover for your friends and anyone else they injured in the incident. Bruce has some guilt over you getting hurt that he tries to get rid of by doing this.)

Instantly, Stephanie and Dick coddle you. And, an insane amount.

Jason tries to treat you how he did before since he's so awkward and you punch him in the face in return. Not taking that from him anymore. And, he fucking respects you more for it.

Tim ironically enough, begins to emotionally manipulate you with finesse. He's studied you obsessively, yet somehow you’re still surprising him every now and then.

Barbara gives you space, she can tell this has all been a lot and of everyone she probably understands your injury best.

Bruce bounces between trying to coddle you and give you space. Unintentionally treating you like a child.

Cass is just silently there all the time, almost always watching. She can tell you're overwhelmed and pissed, but you’re still so peaceful to her. Not asking her to talk or forcing her away.

Duke is the most chill. Sucks they had to nerf you, but still your fun to hang out with despite the injury. You developed some military humor and it is hilarious.

Damian, avoids you until he finally breaksdown. And it's not pretty. He finally confesses how guilty he feels. That he is sorry. That he actually didn't want to have to hurt you, that he is a terrible brother and a horrible hero. he never shouldve called you weak. (And, you forgive him, because he was a child. And, because out of everyone he's the only one to apologize and confessed to what they did.)

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A/N: I’m typing up like three stories at once, and my ask box is filled. Absolutely slammed. Last time I went on an answer spree I burnt myself out. Hopefully this will hold y’all off while I finish up Smalltown! Part 8, Pregnant! Part 2, and a partial Part 2 to the SugarDaddy Tony thingy. (I don’t know where that came from, but I’m happy y’all liked it. The original man for the SugarDaddy/Older!Husband was Philip Graves. lol)

[carolineforbes-mikaelson]

You don't fricking have an epic line like this and not follow through. I still am pissed they screwed up Klaroline.

he's your first love, i intend to be your last.