#damn you caroline

[fightingwithallreality]

Dear AO3 customer support...

Due to the unfortunate circumstances of "i made my AO3 back in the day with an email that no longer exists" happening at the same time as "@caroline-rose-loves-you wants to read my ofmd fabric store au fanfiction," this is an official post for AO3 customer support saying that this tumblr is active and my AO3 handle is OranisAlpine

[hyperactivewhore]

It really does not make Caroline look good as a character that she has a whole arc demanding people to respect her grief when she could not do the same literally a season prior.

[lovelyandproblematic]

flapping around in a haunted mansion?

[jessieren]

Love these… BTS with Caroline O’Neill

Pics by endeavourneverland

[cancerian-woman]

I do try to think some positive things about bonenzo and then it inexplicably ends.

[tulipisnadaxx]

people denying klaus's affection for caroline have no idea what they're missing out on.

that man simping over her was the HIGHLIGHT of tvd s3 & 4! the flirting, the teasing, the longing looks, the puppy eyes, the cheeky smilies, the gifts and acts of service, the promise of "Rome. Paris. Tokyo?" and " ..I intent to be your last-love-, however long it takes.", and their talks about life and humanity and immortality?? + lets not forget that they own two of the best dance scenes in the series🫴🏻.

he was so whipped and she was living in denial it was pathetic and embarrassing to watch. how can anyone not at least enjoy them??

[pierres-general-deliveries]

do u hit it like rom pom pom pom??? do u get it hot like papa john?????😓

That song is so… gendered. I mean, why can’t we have a menininomenon?

[philtatosbuck]

that entire group of people could die and i would never look back if i were tyler lockwood

[katierosefun]

[kicking myself in the shins] for! the! love! of! god! accepting! kindness! and! support! is! not! a! sign! of! weakness! for! fuck's! sake! you! should! stop! thinking! that! accepting! someone's! love! and! kindness! and! compassion! is! not! a! sign! of! your! weakness! but! instead! a! sign! of! your! strength! being! vulnerable! is! so! fucking! hard! you! should! applaud! yourself! for! growing! enough! to! do! so!

[petruchio]

kind of wild that my friend of over 12 years and i just completely stopped talking like overnight and it was literally just bc i had, like, standards

[ohdeargodwhy]

Decided to rewatch Green Wing S2 before listening to the new audio series and i should have really anticipated getting my BIG FUCKING CRUSH on mac back

[cahrolinehasmoved]

@insidi0sum : ❝ i thought i could trust you . . . ❞ ( time for some angst )

𖤐 ⸻ "OH NICKY , I ALWAYS DID THINK YOU WERE SUCH A SUCKER FOR MY CHARM. " she hummed, hopping onto the table that he sat at, legs crossed. " or are you really that stupid? how about this!" she pressed her palms against the table and smiled at him. "let's play a game. caroline trivia! i'll ask you some things about myself. and if you answer them all correctly . .. you might just get to walk out of here alive. " eyebrows raised and she still has a smile. "deal?"

[multi-royalty]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓 ?

the queen.

dignified in your regality, you are a beacon of reason... the true power behind the throne, you take heed of all, cautious in each move you make. some may call you callous in your calculation, but they do not know your heart.

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[menthe-bark]

There's a really good mod I use that's super simple called "Stop Pierre Lying" or something. It literally just removes Pierre-credit-stealing dialogue from the game and it makes him much more tolerable.

You’ll sell a bunch of eggplant to Pierre and then the NPCs will either be like “I bought an eggplant from Pierre the other day to cook for dinner and it was utter dogshit. Just the worst eggplant I’ve ever seen. His supplier needs to get a grip.” or “I bought the most wonderful eggplant from Pierre yesterday and he said he grew it himself! How lovely!” WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

[gnfountains]

yesss kc neg and if you ever saw me give her an ounce of sympathy no u didn't

[philtatosbuck]

Hi! Could you make a post of some headcannons on what alcohol the mikaelson siblings prefer to drink, and what they'd order at a bar if they weren't drinking for whatever reason - especially Elijah? we know damon drinks bourbon but i don't think anything is canon ab the mikaelsons and i was thinking ab that but i don't know anything ab alcoholic drinks and the culture around it lol bc no one really drinks in my part of the world so I'd appreciate it!

I,,, don't think I've ever done anything like this, but I can tell you what we've seen them drinking.

Freya went through a phase in which she regularly went out to bar parties after the Dahlia fiasco was done. She didn't have any favorites in particular but we do see her being very enthusiastic about Tequila. I believe she's also enjoyed her fair share of wine.

Finn, canonically, has only tried wine and tequila. I don't see him being much of a drinker, to be real with you.

Elijah has drank everything ranging from bourbon, to wine, to whiskey. If you ask me, he's a scotch kind of guy, but I don't think there's any canon basis to that. It's just me. I can also see him liking single malt whiskey in specific.

Klaus, I'm convinced he's tried every type of drink at least once. He seems, though, to most often have bourbon as well. I'm starting to think they just did not want to have to come up with that many different drinks. I will say that in my own personal opinion, Klaus would prefer stronger drinks, out of his entire family.

Kol doesn't seem like a big drinker to me. Like, he does, but only on occasions. Not casually. Wine type of guy when he has it. If offered, he'll accept other drinks, but meh.

Rebekah's a borderline alcoholic the way they have her drink but champagne and bourbon is the way to her heart, unfortunately.