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Well, alright! If you’re going to complain about the chicken breast WITH BUTTER, white rice WITH SOY SAUCE, and broccoli WITH KETCHUP your mother has so LOVINGLY cooked for us, then I’m sure you’re old enough to go elsewhere!

hi abby! you wanna go to the saloon later? i really don’t wanna cook today.

— kenny ( @kennyarchersdv )

Yeah sure! My dad has decided he wants the world's blandest meal tonight anyways

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Pierre would you like to marry go to Zuzu city with me? I'll pay for everything

Everything?

…Well, come on, then. Let’s go buy out the Joja headquarters and turn it into a general store haven…!

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Psst... I have a secret to tell you...

I was the one who put Mayor Lewis' shorts in the luau soup. >:]

Now, that’s awful.

……….Do it again.

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Are u stupid?

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Oh, come on— I already have leeks in there. You oldies have enough representation!

Hey, any chance you guys could give me your opinions on my grange display?

I know the fair is weeks away, but I really want to win this year…. I’m tired of getting beaten by actively-rotting iridium-quality chubs.

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Your grange display... It needs more void essence. A lot more void essence.

Void essence? …Y’know, that’s not a bad idea…

I have some I picked up from the mines recently, actually. All my own work scavenging and stuff, like always… nothing to do with the farmer who came back from the Skull Caverns yesterday.

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Hold on, you want to sell me my own damn stocklist?!?!?!?! I’d rather die than—!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…Well. Seasonal seeds only for now, I guess.

Evening, sir— sorry to bother you— you don’t happen to have seen my year-round stocklist anywhere, have you? I can’t find it, and I’m worried I might’ve dropped it nearby that weird-looking walnut door of yours the last time I was on Ginger Island…

— @pierres-general-deliveries

I do indeed. If you want it back, however, you’ll have to collect 100 golden walnuts. Playing hard to get.

Unless… you wish to simply buy them from Joja. I know you would looove that option.

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Yet.

did you get shot or something where did you go

((ooc: no!!!! i'm okay i just have been either busy or lazy and haven't been getting around to drawing </3 i will try to work on stuff tonight thank you for your concern although I Have Thankfully Not Been Shot!!!))

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…No reason.

Why, Willy? You thinking of anyone…?

Well, word around the saloon is that one particular patron isn't just coming for the drinks. Another older gent. Equally impressive mustache. Seems to enjoy ordering the drinks more than actually drinking them. If you pick up what I'm putting down.

Too bad Gus is way too invested in his business. I dunno if he's modest or just oblivious-

...

I've said too much. I have to go. We never spoke. 🏃‍♀️💨

HARVEY?! Wow. I really wasn't expecting that.

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(Purple monster energy guy)🤹‍♂️

You know what, sure, why not.

…Enjoy, then!*

*: Pierre’s General Store is not responsible for any injuries or subsequent hospital debt associated with ingesting high quantities of Monster Musk.

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Your toes

Hand'em over!

I TOLD YOU, THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING!!!!

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There was a bit of an incident. There seems to be two Rasmodius wizards now…

Oh, great. Next you’re gonna be telling me you’re both in some weird magical polycule with my wife.

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ADVERTISEMENT: Did you know Pierre’s General Store sells bouquets for 200G each?

Well, word around the saloon is that one particular patron isn't just coming for the drinks. Another older gent. Equally impressive mustache. Seems to enjoy ordering the drinks more than actually drinking them. If you pick up what I'm putting down.

Too bad Gus is way too invested in his business. I dunno if he's modest or just oblivious-

...

I've said too much. I have to go. We never spoke. 🏃‍♀️💨

HARVEY?! Wow. I really wasn't expecting that.

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Well, luckily for me, you aren’t grading. This is a very professional competition, and you have to have a good eye if you plan to win!

Hey, any chance you guys could give me your opinions on my grange display?

I know the fair is weeks away, but I really want to win this year…. I’m tired of getting beaten by actively-rotting iridium-quality chubs.

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Are you happening to sell the purple monster energy drink? It has to be the purple one

This?

…You sure? The bottle design creeps me out.

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Do you drink iced coffee?

I would, but I drink iced tea more than anything. (Mostly because Caroline always has so many leftover leaves…)

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Do you believe in Yoba? Do you think you're gonna go to heaven?

Now, those are two very different questions.