menthe-bark

[menthe-bark]

has anyone done this yet

^funny because mute.

[menthe-bark]

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

[menthe-bark]

[menthe-bark]

[menthe-bark]

simongerman600

[menthe-bark]

[menthe-bark]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[menthe-bark]

house md comic done in the psych ward

[menthe-bark]

forgot 2 post this here

[menthe-bark]

that one vocab test question haunts me so i drew it

[menthe-bark]

it makes me so fucking crying when the irate gamer chris bores attacks and hurts the robot

[menthe-bark]

hi

[menthe-bark]

OK I'll bite. What's dragon age

[menthe-bark]

so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

[menthe-bark]