#damn okay

[incinerated-vestiges]

Smile for the camera!

[capricious-bastard13]

Rewatching Deadpool & Wolverine and it's the Honda Odyssey™ scene... And I know we all collectively treat this as the pinnacle of gay sex, but!

Well, has anyone noticed that as the camera pans to the "coexist" sticker, there's some splatters of blood and we can hear them going "ah/ugh, fuck!" But soon the blood stops and the car keeps shaking.

[sp1cychamm0y]

Ouggghhh bottom Soundwave my beloved 🫶

Put him in a collar and I’ll owe you my life

like

like this?

your soul now please /j

[danlous]

[brainrotcharacters]

you mean Mutiny happened because Helios fucks his cows??????

[lollytea]

"And I will be loathing for forever, loathing, truly deeply loathing you (loathing you) my whole life long" is one of the most romantic lines in the whole movie I think.

[lexieriusseriously]

“you can't edit willy wonka to ethel cain, the film is literally comedic.”

not for a neurodivergent teenage girl who was high on tylenol

[eternalgaylord]

[fritzes]

nastia tiebagel against donna???

[autobotmedic]

celestial entity

black hole

you are powerful. black holes have a gravitational pull so strong that nothing can escape from it. not even light. you are set in your convictions and once you put your mind to something it’s already accomplished. people are drawn to you because of your intriguing depth, self-assurance, and commanding aura.

people mistakenly think that a black hole is nothing but empty space when, in reality, it's the complete opposite: a lot of dense matter all packed into a very condensed space. you have so many thoughts, ideas, and feelings buzzing around, it's a wonder your body can contain it all. it must get tiring. don’t be afraid to unburden yourself. you deserve to experience lightness and peace just as much as the rest of us.

you are strong and determined. you don’t mind waiting for the right opportunity to come along and when it does, you pounce. you take comfort in inevitability. you’re devoted to the things you care about and have a tendency to be opinionated and selective. you sometimes secretly worry you come off too strong and wish you were more approachable. you may feel as if you don’t have many people you feel especially close or connected with but still hold tight to those precious few.

you also have a sense of something missing—a void you keep trying to fill that no matter how much you consume never feels enough. you have desires still longing to be fulfilled. you want to feel whole. full. dont give up and don’t stop searching. what you need is out there waiting for you to find it.

ultimately, you are like a dark room, filled with endless and infinite possibilities. you are an immovable object. the last one standing. you are what is left even after everything else has disappeared. you are primordial and powerful and, most importantly, never alone.

[nina-ya]

GOOD MORNING HAPPY TUESDAY!! I hope you all have an amazing day I am sending you all hugs and kisses muah muah muah

[goretzkastits]

[kraang5]

Sigh..none of my discord friends are online </3

[kurokoros]

I've been looking into astrology just a little bit for shits and giggles because I'm curious and wow people just fucking hate aquarians??? just because I was born in the middle of winter doesn't mean I'm cold and detached, god damn

[ropebunnykant]

80% at best?? that is way higher than even i was expecting