#damn I'm a weirdo

[sillyromance]

Good day everyone ! (A little bit self-indulgent thoughts...)

I like when in stories a pred's belly growls for a living snack, and while the big guy is too shy to ask for help, so they just wince and try to hide their urge, their prey just comes close and says: "You can have me". I think there is so much love in it. We all have demands which are quite important for our well-being, but sometimes we ignore them because we think that "it's not the right moment" or we "want too much", especially if it comes to relationships and spending more time with someone we love. The predatory instinct, this painful hunger can be translated as a cry for affection and a wish to hold someone you cherish as close as you can - it's interesting, but since I accepted vore as a part of me I have a much better understanding for such feelings.... We lack deep connections; society is still quite unweloming to those who don't wear a mask of cold stone. And so why it's really important to remind each other sometimes that it's fine to want warmth and love. And, personally, I would feel much more pleasure being tucked away if I knew that it would satisfy someone who had a great need for it. It would be so nice to see them smile softly and nod, open their mouth wide to put me in, and I would feel their shaky breath on my cheeks and strong yet comforting pressure of their throat muscles contracting around me; to hear them letting out a content sigh as I would slowly slip in their stomach, filling it just right and immediately easing the pangs they suffered from. They would run their hand over their solid belly and smile as it would then groan with pleasure kneading me gently...

It is so good to make others happy.

[ryebecca]

GLEN POWELL for the Hollywood Reporter (2024)

[the-m0th-king]

HORROR GANGLE ILY

[lupizora]

I noticed while reading the manga that Okarun in Turbo Granny mode would talk a lot more casually to everyone, especially to Momo. So, I wasn't surprised that much to hear him call her Momo-chan in the Japanese version of the latest episode.

And then I put on the English dub, only to be sucker-punched by him calling her "Babe" the first time he addressed her while transformed...

BABE??

BABE!?

BABE!!?

Where exactly did you find this rizz, dude???

[arsonisticartichokes]

My friend: I really like ships that have a lot of balance, you know?

Me: ...I like when they're really, REALLY weird about eachother-

[mercymaker]

i can't start my morning with yet another cheeky cry come on now

[ryusxnka]

THIS ISN'T PART OF MY PIN JUST FOR FUCKING SHOW!?!?! IF YOU SEXUALIZE OR AGE HIM UP TO DO SO. STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

[tideswept]

i may be cheating going for a second word in the wip game! i may be a roguish internet maverick. choose whichever prompt you will, but my second request is "scream"

! darn. The only scream I have in the WIP mines is one I already posted. :( (and of course it was Obi-Wan screaming in agony, of course.)

but as you've been a very brave maverick, I will choose a new word for you. And that word is--(multiple sources whisper urgently in my ear) bath, because I know you got it, and let's--

Oh. Oh.

From the camboy Obikin AU! (aka, 20 year old Anakin tries to do Only Fans)

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It was getting late. Do-or-die time.

Anakin twisted the doorknob, making sure it was locked, and tucked a towel around the door gap to muffle as much noise as possible. Ahsoka walking to her room didn't need to hear what he was up to.

The warm glow of a bedside lamp cast hazy shadows on the walls, illuminating but not revealing everything. He thought it made his skin glow, showing off all the sunbathing he’d done over the summer while working outside.

He tugged his shirt off, throwing it to the side. He lifted the laptop from the desk, bringing it over to the bed.

For a moment, he considered the sheets, then tugged them off, letting them flutter to the floor. They were Egyptian cotton, so pricey that he’d protested to Obi-Wan that they’d get ruined just from the piss-poor quality of the water at school, but Obi-Wan had merely promised to buy another set if that happened.

This was the problem with rich people, Anakin groused. They couldn't appreciate things the way someone growing up with nothing but the clothes on his back did. He was not about to ruin his costly sheets by getting them soaked in lube. And other liquids.

But primarily lube.

[ningtual]

oh i'm gonna be so annoying about this album..... i even took notes while listening to this just now...

[unproduciblesmackdown]

omgg lol [guy who won't stop going "more like scapeGOATED" voice] now hold! on!! lmao [same guy just saw encanto voice] Hold on!!!

[alisaint]

i blocked you and cut ties with you because you're an antisemite who admitted to ignoring me as payback as if i wasn't the one that reached out and was literally asking you if you still wanted to be friends and keep in touch. and this was after having already said something however long ago to you before that about talking, which you also ignored (which is why i messaged you to begin with). it had nothing to do with noah schnapp lmao.

i explained what i meant by extremism and i told you i was very clearly talking about tankies and their "there are no bad moves, only bad targets" ideology, of which there was a shit-ton on my dash at the time. i over-explained what i meant and you still made it about him! not me! you made it about him because you needed to manufacture a scenario in which i would have to be the one to break the friendship instead of you because you couldn't just outright say it.

but yk. if saying that i'm a parasocial freak that chose an actor over our friendship is a more palatable reason, then okay. whatever makes you feel better, big man 👍

[darklight-owl]

The Promised Neverland remake? The Promised Neverland Season 2 remake? The Promised Neverland season 2 but better this time? The Promised Neverland 2025: Neverlanding the Promise? She Promise on my Neverland till i Season 2? The Promised Neverlanderrrrrrrr? Yes? Please? You promise to remake neverland?

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

i will never forget the time I was hanging out with two other people who were new friends and they were like "let's do a sonic fandub" and one of them started looking up sonic game footage on youtube for us to dub while we discussed who would speak for who and we decided I'd voice tails. But also I knew nothing about sonic at the time, i'd only seen the snapcube fandubs because I'd heard they were good and funny, I didn't know the plot or characters very well. I couldn't remember what they sounded like so while the other two started to say silly things in sonic and amy's voices I asked "what does tails sound like again?" And I was laughing because I was embarrassed and also shocked by how quickly they had started commiting to the bit of trying to do some voice acting and my friend just said "he sounds like a twink" and I could not stop laughing and I could not take the idea seriously and I just told them that I couldn't do the voice oops. And so we moved onto a different topic pretty quickly and just enjoyed the pizza we had while we waited for our other three friends to get back from the store

anyways all of this is to say that Tails is NOT a twink, he is an 8 year old little boy and my friend was misguided.

[fishedeyelenz]

people with proship DNI and other prude warnings in their blog liking my art while I know full well they most likely saw my drawing of a zombie girl getting raped (sexualized, fetishized, romanticized, hamburger with fries) and chose to ignore it

[deep-space-netwerk]

Terrifying to have evidence that the NASA/homestuck overlap thing wasn't localized to myself and some college friends but instead an epicemic

Homestucks are like deer, or rats. For every one you see, there are ten more you don't. Horrifying.

[mosspapi]

Every now and then I remember that like. Sex and physical intimacy aren't just metaphors for emotional connection/understanding and are actually things that ppl actively think abt and care abt and value. And it just blows my mind. Like wait this shit is Actually important to yall and not just a socially acceptable way of saying you want to be seen? Huh. Wild