#damn I'm a weirdo
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Good day everyone ! (A little bit self-indulgent thoughts...)
I like when in stories a pred's belly growls for a living snack, and while the big guy is too shy to ask for help, so they just wince and try to hide their urge, their prey just comes close and says: "You can have me". I think there is so much love in it. We all have demands which are quite important for our well-being, but sometimes we ignore them because we think that "it's not the right moment" or we "want too much", especially if it comes to relationships and spending more time with someone we love. The predatory instinct, this painful hunger can be translated as a cry for affection and a wish to hold someone you cherish as close as you can - it's interesting, but since I accepted vore as a part of me I have a much better understanding for such feelings.... We lack deep connections; society is still quite unweloming to those who don't wear a mask of cold stone. And so why it's really important to remind each other sometimes that it's fine to want warmth and love. And, personally, I would feel much more pleasure being tucked away if I knew that it would satisfy someone who had a great need for it. It would be so nice to see them smile softly and nod, open their mouth wide to put me in, and I would feel their shaky breath on my cheeks and strong yet comforting pressure of their throat muscles contracting around me; to hear them letting out a content sigh as I would slowly slip in their stomach, filling it just right and immediately easing the pangs they suffered from. They would run their hand over their solid belly and smile as it would then groan with pleasure kneading me gently...
It is so good to make others happy.
#soft vore#extreme cuddling#safe vore#willing pred#reluctant pred#willing prey#definitely not thinking about dr strange as a pred here#doing exactly that...#damn I'm a weirdo
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GLEN POWELL for the Hollywood Reporter (2024)
#glen powell#gpowelledit#glenpowelledit#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#i'm a weirdo who needed things laid out the same way hence only the vertical pics 😂#but damn if these aren't doing something for me
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I noticed while reading the manga that Okarun in Turbo Granny mode would talk a lot more casually to everyone, especially to Momo. So, I wasn't surprised that much to hear him call her Momo-chan in the Japanese version of the latest episode.
And then I put on the English dub, only to be sucker-punched by him calling her "Babe" the first time he addressed her while transformed...
BABE??
BABE!?
BABE!!?
Where exactly did you find this rizz, dude???
#dandadan#dan da dan#okarun#momo ayase#ken takakura#ayase momo#takakura ken#text post#wolfsyapping#yes I'm a weirdo that watches the English dub after the Japanese one because I wanna experience the episode without subs in the way#it doesn't hurt that the English dub for this series is pretty decent overall#I might even like the English voices a bit more sometimes although the Japanese VAs are among some of my faves#BUT DAMN#WHAT WAS THIS#I'll need 3-5 business days to recover 😅
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THIS ISN'T PART OF MY PIN JUST FOR FUCKING SHOW!?!?! IF YOU SEXUALIZE OR AGE HIM UP TO DO SO. STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
#;Ooc#It's right there#I will not hesitate to block#There's no such THING as ADULT Hitsugaya you damn weirdoes#the audacity#anyway Hello you beautiful nerds#I'm here with salt & good ass Coffee CCC ' :
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i may be cheating going for a second word in the wip game! i may be a roguish internet maverick. choose whichever prompt you will, but my second request is "scream"
! darn. The only scream I have in the WIP mines is one I already posted. :( (and of course it was Obi-Wan screaming in agony, of course.)
but as you've been a very brave maverick, I will choose a new word for you. And that word is--(multiple sources whisper urgently in my ear) bath, because I know you got it, and let's--
Oh. Oh.
From the camboy Obikin AU! (aka, 20 year old Anakin tries to do Only Fans)
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It was getting late. Do-or-die time.
Anakin twisted the doorknob, making sure it was locked, and tucked a towel around the door gap to muffle as much noise as possible. Ahsoka walking to her room didn't need to hear what he was up to.
The warm glow of a bedside lamp cast hazy shadows on the walls, illuminating but not revealing everything. He thought it made his skin glow, showing off all the sunbathing he’d done over the summer while working outside.
He tugged his shirt off, throwing it to the side. He lifted the laptop from the desk, bringing it over to the bed.
For a moment, he considered the sheets, then tugged them off, letting them flutter to the floor. They were Egyptian cotton, so pricey that he’d protested to Obi-Wan that they’d get ruined just from the piss-poor quality of the water at school, but Obi-Wan had merely promised to buy another set if that happened.
This was the problem with rich people, Anakin groused. They couldn't appreciate things the way someone growing up with nothing but the clothes on his back did. He was not about to ruin his costly sheets by getting them soaked in lube. And other liquids.
But primarily lube.
#asks#darthwillies#star wars#obikin#nsfw-ish#anakin: i'm not your sugar baby#obi-wan: anakin it's 150$ we're not breaking the bank here take the damn sheets#(and then obi-Wan becomes his secret sugar daddy anyway)#(obi-wan tells himself that it's just a convenient way to get anakin to accept money)#(if he won't ask Obi-Wan for it)#(and fine if he buys private sessions that means anakin won't have time to meet any weirdos)#(see this is a flawless plan)#(he just won't tell satine about it because she already thinks he's weird about anakin)#(he's not he's just protective)
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oh i'm gonna be so annoying about this album..... i even took notes while listening to this just now...
#first of all supernova i'm gonna be so annoying abt that song i can feel it in my bones the instrumental is crazy the vocal layering is#making me ascend to the sky fr i LOOOOVEEE this sound for them and i can't wait to hear it in full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#next set the tone actually a great sound for an aespa beside structurally it reminds me of the savage bsides like i'll make you cry or even#iconic but yeah she's soooo aespa to me and i love it too#then mine instantly put it as one of my favorites already bc LISTENNNNNNN darkspa i love you so much i love this salty&sweet darker prettie#and sluttier sister and s&s was already all of that omfg#next licorice the BASSSSS are we hearing her??????? INSANE and again aespa and their heavenly vocal layering i just can't i'm foaming at th#mouth as i'm typing this i'm so serious#okay to the fun songs bahama is gonna be my feel good summer beach vibe jam i already know it and if better thing wouldve gotten an album#she wouldve been on there. perfect summer sound#long chat too she sounds really cute maybe not as memorable to be as bahama or even live my life but DAMN i love a good upbeat track#prologue feels like a little interlude to me and the BABY IM A WEIRDO :D I KNOW ! was so silly sdjfksjfdf plsssss but a cute sound overall#live my life TURN THAT SHIT UPPPPPPPPPP the most cheery track and i'm strapped in to listen to it until i die. also an eri track to me#melody ahhh my reve daughters ik they would be proud of this song it's sounds very beautiful already#much more up my alley than their previous ballads ngl#in conclusion i'm gonna be the most annoying person on the dash once all these songs are revealed to the public and#i am already sosososososososo in love with this album what the FACK#000
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omgg lol [guy who won't stop going "more like scapeGOATED" voice] now hold! on!! lmao [same guy just saw encanto voice] Hold on!!!
#& [it might be 5am but i'll still see if i can draw some] trackpad homemade reacts. inhales & hands to head/face x9 then walking off#site giving pretty random Suggested assortment there where i was like oh right sure. prob not tumblr keywords captures lmaooo#(plus happened to have it open in firefox) but my god Not the scapegoated literal seers lmfao. whoooo. my god#also it was just really good anyways like right nice. damn#the (queerrr) seerrr the perceiverrr the truth tellerrr the ruinerrr the scapegoat be-errr the internalizerrr the neurodivergerrr#& now i Know there is 0% chance ppl weren't putting ''always a gay cousin or it's you (avuncular edition)'' in that thing#family tree design not even leaving space for the hypothetical kids of this relative we mostly pretend is nonexistent hmm#also that necessarily. it's giving all intents & purposes Disability abt a dozen ways & it's saying [accept that] vs [we'd better fix him]#you don't cite said [it's giving disability] as part of the We All Hate The Horrible Little Freak scapegoating justification & then be like#''actually we don't have to do that anymore b/c he's sooo normal :)'' or not if you're serious about [don't scapegoat your family] anyways#which like oh ok they Are serious so The Weirdo's scapegoating / casting out / lack of support Isn't justified#so he's still weird & you just gotta get over that b/c otherwise. bye. having a natural rat affinity is such a slay btw#& we've all been there like ''you NEVER want two scapegoats talking it's Over if they do'' + littlest kid is like um. they're the best#plankton voice Correct! inhale i'm so impressed like. getting to go ''finally someone Normal'' (serious abt letting someone Be Weird(tm))#which also always counts as like mm hard time suggesting someone's Not queer & also autistic for a start lmao. an award#adding in suggested layers like talking to oneself; talking Oddly / w difficulty; physical uncoordination; rituals ; acting; animal friend#the layer of ''& all that's fine? like?'' again rather than him ever suppressing or even changing it so far as it's suggested#besides that it's observed as Weird like but so? or else what? nonrhetorical: hostility / rescinded support & driving someone off is what?#& that Truth like the [worse treatment / exclusion / scapegoat] oft recipe for someone giving the support they're not getting themself#again Never let the [ppl both experiencing this] talk oh it's So over. or the child who's all i like family support & kindness actuallyy...#obviously also like the complete opposite of billions. knowing what they're about & letting this Just As Beloved crucial guy be So Weird#but billions Also [hmm feels right for our scapegoated guy to Perceive / Tell Truths / openly want/need & then be hurt] now get his ass#anyway [guy who could always go way on could go way on but only has thirty tags & it's 6am & i still mean to try some drawing] voice#remarkable amt of So True & ''it feels like ppl on the same page w/exactly what they're doing are all behind this''#remarkable amount of concentrated My God That Is So A Slay located in bruno all at once. what a gift#sticking to ''sometimes someone In Your Group is Weird. Disabled. deal'' firmly enough there's no ;) oh u can bet we'll Fix Him in the end#everyone always assumes the worst so....me when i'm [always as a kid yearning for Living In Secret Passages]. emile gtmpota?#oh congrats to whatever rando who will be having his dramatic gay reunion w/bruno just out of frame obviously. i perceive#now imagine if That rando was....emile gtmpota! what a crossover event. haunting4haunting. do i have enough tags for this lmao. yea#& having 1 more tag to say: as though the [endless serving] isn't enough bruno's also as close to gender envy as it gets. incl rats; sure
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i blocked you and cut ties with you because you're an antisemite who admitted to ignoring me as payback as if i wasn't the one that reached out and was literally asking you if you still wanted to be friends and keep in touch. and this was after having already said something however long ago to you before that about talking, which you also ignored (which is why i messaged you to begin with). it had nothing to do with noah schnapp lmao.
i explained what i meant by extremism and i told you i was very clearly talking about tankies and their "there are no bad moves, only bad targets" ideology, of which there was a shit-ton on my dash at the time. i over-explained what i meant and you still made it about him! not me! you made it about him because you needed to manufacture a scenario in which i would have to be the one to break the friendship instead of you because you couldn't just outright say it.
but yk. if saying that i'm a parasocial freak that chose an actor over our friendship is a more palatable reason, then okay. whatever makes you feel better, big man 👍
#like of course i was going to check out of that conversation if i just poured my heart out in good faith and you made it about an actor...?#AND you're acting all indifferent & pussyfooting? like. lol. huh! that friendship was fragile only in the sense that if i quit#sucking the strap for even a minute then shit suddenly switched the fuck up. but damn who said that............ 🤔#yes i did take a long time to reply. i had seen so many people that i respected and liked advocate for irl war crimes and i was trying to#simultaneously get through withdrawals without doing something drastic AND my dog was dying in an awful way! but i couldn't and#wouldn't have told you any of that because we weren't exactly close at that moment now were we! nor did you even want to be!#but somehow i'm the weirdo! okay :)#LMAO#edit: and before you make me calling you an antisemite about noah too—that's because of a comment you made about jewish suffering.
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Terrifying to have evidence that the NASA/homestuck overlap thing wasn't localized to myself and some college friends but instead an epicemic
Homestucks are like deer, or rats. For every one you see, there are ten more you don't. Horrifying.
#I wanna be clear I'm having a lot of fun overexaggerating my reaction#cringe isn't real and I'm not even a little embarassed of my enjoyment of pretty much any media#NASA has always been full of fucked up little weirdos#it'd be a damn fuckin shame if that weren't true#homestuck#nasa#asked and answered
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Every now and then I remember that like. Sex and physical intimacy aren't just metaphors for emotional connection/understanding and are actually things that ppl actively think abt and care abt and value. And it just blows my mind. Like wait this shit is Actually important to yall and not just a socially acceptable way of saying you want to be seen? Huh. Wild
#can't decide if this is more autistic or asexual of me. I think both#listening to a lot of songs I haven't in several years and a lot of em r abt relationships n shit and I'm sitting here like.#'damn why didn't ppl come up with more creative metaphors for this'#and then I realized. brother it's not a fuckin metaphor ppl just actually think abt that stuff.#YOU are the weirdo here my guy /lh#armchair speaks#mild nsft
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why does he fly like that.
#He's always flying straight#It's a strangely consistent thing#fuckin weirdo#and yes I'm rereading this damn comic#for a fic but lets not hold our breath for it coming out any time soon#wonder man#simon williams#ch: the man of wonders!
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The Promised Neverland remake? The Promised Neverland Season 2 remake? The Promised Neverland season 2 but better this time? The Promised Neverland 2025: Neverlanding the Promise? She Promise on my Neverland till i Season 2? The Promised Neverlanderrrrrrrr? Yes? Please? You promise to remake neverland?
#had a convo about this possibility with the tpn squad last night#we hyped ourselves up SO MUCH but it's probably not gonna be that :(#cus realistically who is asking for it aside from like 10 weirdo freaks on tumblr (us)#but damn. can you imagine.#if they announce they're remaking Season 2 I'm gonna scream and force you all to watch it with me on vc#the promised neverland is so good i miss it so much :(#don't mess with tpn fans there's like 3 of us and we're constantly starving in the desert
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Sometimes I think about how, back when the roster was much bigger, me and my old friend group all picked out WTL characters that we thought the others were the most like, and almost universally people thought Druid was the most like me. That probably should've been my first clue that none of them knew a single thing about me, but hindsight is 20/20
I also often think about how, after several days of going through things that had happened to me over the last four or so years, I was told 'You seem like a person who wants to be understood', and it hit me that until then, I had never met someone who ever really got me. Now that I have, I could never settle for less.
#for the record Sven is like two steps away from being my kinsona#like it's almost embarrassing lmao#i think between him and Leo (with his edits over the years) you can find 70-ish percent of what makes up me as a person#idk man I just. People think Im so aggressive and obtuse#and like. yeah when im backed into a corner im not the nicest#but i dont think anyone would be if they're in fight or flight mode and it feels dishonest to judge someone at their most vulnerable#but when im just like.... There and Alive and being my usual nerdy self#which is 99 percent of the time#i am just a Guy in a Room#and people assume the worst of me for it#like damn what about me is so evil and intimidating. please i want to be seen as soft and kind and genuine for once in my life#i wanna be able to express myself without it being seen as an attack or rude or aggressive#it wasnt until recently where i really started noticing this and by extension getting peeved about it#but i've been so mild-mannered and people-pleasing all my life because i was unknowingly compensating for how people view me#and even with all that bending over backwards it never worked anyway because I was still the weirdo at best and the aggressor at worst#And Im *tired* of that. I'm so tired of it.#I cannot in good faith keep trying to be this un-intimidating flower when people are only gonna see thorns regardless#nugget rambles#text.txt#vent tag#I'll go back to regularly scheduled shitposting soon#Also like clarity on Druid: I project some fears and traumas of mine onto him and he means a lot to me#but in terms of personality he is far nicer and resilient than I would ever be under such circumstances#Druid isn't me but he's someone I wish I had in my life when I needed it. He's someone I wish I could be
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damn I knew the Nibelheim section was gonna be kinda sad, but did the devs really, really have to go and make it sadder?
#I say this trying to ignore the fact that one of said sad extra parts (last boss fight for this section) kicked my ass like five times#(I was not patient and did not want to watch attack patterns and guess what I needed to do. Guess)#also probably doesn't help that I've been relying on Yuffie in fights bc she's so damned strong#in any case I hope the eventual boss fight with Hojo lets me use every single character despite the 3-person party limit#bc everyone should get a chance to punch this guy in the face I think#anyhow! don't get attached to weird side characters like me#side character angst aside though I am living for how much writing Nanaki and Cait Sith (and by extension Reeve) have gotten so far#like those two specifically were always sorta ignored by a lot of the expanded stuff#(i.e. barely had any presence in Advent Children got okay chapters at best in OtWtaS)#I mean sure DoC and BC had decent content for Reeve (and BC had some expanded lore for Nanaki)#but that's like two games out of however many entries are in the FF7 expanded games/stories#love my weird little cat guys a lot and I'm glad we're getting some really good writing for them#(also don't even get me started on how good Barret's writing is he has SO MUCH more depth of character I LOVE IT)#(like Barret also got done dirty by all the expanded stuff but damn if his writing in Remake/Rebirth isn't top tier)#*putting all the characters in a box* I love these weirdos so much#oracle of lore
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I'm trying so hard not to give up, trying so hard not to start everything from scratch again but god....I hate art.
#I hate art#i hate being on that damn site bc so many artists have no fuckin sense#so there's NO fuckin sense of a community#everything's a competition or people feel like they have to have the last laugh instead of using their fuckin brain#and have to witness people enable that stupid ass behavior like everyone can fuck off.#I really gotta learn how to just stay in my own lil spaces bc I hate everyone rn#and now I'm starting to hate myself bc it feel like#DAMN I gotta be weirdo bc I don't have SHIT#meanwhile all them can have a whole fuckin audience#and that shit doesn't matter IT NEVER DOES#but shit like that sure knows how to make you feel like it does matter lol#I wanna give up but...I'm not#I'm so close to just stopping but...I know I just gotta find my footing#bun talks#vent
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Curious where everyone stands on this.
Also if you wanna recommend specific games, I'm all ears!
#for the record cemu is pretty damn good#you can even connect your gamepad via bluetooth#but 3DS is just...not there. Like citra is kinda rough#also the controls for some reason just don't feel right on an actual controller#so I'm the weirdo that kinda says “yes 3DS” because of the controls but also I don't touch mine anymore soo#nintendo#eshop#oh and my systems are already modded#yoo like modding the 3ds was almost as easy as my wii
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