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the-m0th-king · 1 hour ago

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this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.

#you could give me like #OG Tomb Raider or even retro 8-bit graphics with limited colors and I'll be happy as long as the gameplay is fun #which is like my main judgment for games #if it's fun idc even if it's janky as hell with tank controls I'll be happy #pls just focus on making your games fun

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the-m0th-king · 6 hours ago

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If anyone here has a kink for paying for all my tattoos hmu

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the-m0th-king · 6 hours ago

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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

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the-m0th-king · 6 hours ago

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"Is human nature inherently good or evil" Human nature is inherently that of a big, awkward ape. Our nature is to love eating and sleeping. Everything else is stuff we made up later.

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the-m0th-king · 12 hours ago

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those sheer lacy thongs were made for women with full bushes btw .......

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the-m0th-king · 16 hours ago

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why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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collab with @groooonz ❤️

#silent hill #lmaooooooo

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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fiddlefords tv trope page is so funny

#gravity falls

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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#super mario bros #super mario #yeah sure I'll run with it Luigi says LGBT+ rights #which isn't surprising considering he's basically a bicon now like he's got so many simps #he's got Daisy he's got Bowser he's got Boo he's got Peasley #royalty love him

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

#Jayce (Arcane) is attacking me #Homelander (The Boys) is protecting me #I'm less worried about being safe and more concerned as to what the fuck I did to end up in this situation #anyway sorry Jayce you're probably a dead man

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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the-m0th-king · 1 day ago

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damn this is such a good song let me play it 86 times an hour until I hate it

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the-m0th-king · 3 days ago

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Love that the most recent Invincible was just two episodes in one. It was honestly so good.

#damn it toby #i think i liked it better than the other three episodes this season so far #spoilers in the following tags!! reader be warned!!!#it was honestly really funny I was cackling at the overdramatic narrator in Allen & Nolans part #Mark HAS to have some trauma over killing the Immortal #like I know the Immortal was basically begging to die #and like fair enough you live for centuries watching everyone you love die #that's gonna fuck you up as a person #even just like #outliving civilizations will make you lose it #which to be honest I don't think present day Immortal is totally stable either for that reason but the future him is even more so unstable #so I don't blame Immortal at all for wanting to die #but also Mark worked with the guy and presumably knows him pretty well #even if they're not friends per say I imagine Mark at least respects the guy #and Mark already has issues killing people in general let alone someone he's even remotely close to/has at least some connection with #that's gotta put on some added baggage #Mark was already traumatized and this is certainly making it worse #also the second half with Allen and Nolan was just *chefs kiss*#the overdramatic narration was amazing #it reminds me of those old school superhero movies #its like something you'd hear out of an old superman movie but in a satire kind of way #it was so funny #also I love Nolans attitude in the situation #“this dude annoys me so much” *Allen almost dies* “Wait fuck I can't let my friend die”#also yeah I know the Viltrimites are overall the bad guy but I relate to that one dude #im not dying to a furry either my guy I'd fight back #no hate to furries but I'd be pissed af if one stabbed me #anyway there's only 50 full-blooded Viltrumites left???? What???

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the-m0th-king · 3 days ago

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woosh

#loz #legend of zelda

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the-m0th-king · 3 days ago

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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the-m0th-king · 3 days ago

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i think abt it so much but never rly talk abt it. pauls reaction to the phone in petscop 2 is so telling it makes me insane. like

the pause. the way you can hear him adjust in his seat a little bit. the silence following it before carrying on and trying to play it off like its nothing.

this man is so in denial it makes me wanna reach thru my screen and shake him by the shoulders. "i dont remember ever knowing this girl" YES YOU DO!!!!!!!! 😭

#petscop

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