#damin: what do you mean by that?

[randomhuman45]

Yo imagine the Fentons go to like a Gala for Bruce Wayne, a ghost shows up and Maddie and Jack fight it off. This causes Bruce to be impressed with their weaponry and Maddie's fighting. As Bruce talks to Maddie about this, Danny thinks another rich bachelor who likes to adopt kids has the hots for his Mom.

Idk if Bruce actually likes Maddie that way but regardless, it's hilarious.

Danny: Oh hell naw, not again. Oh wait, this isn't Dad's bff, maybe if I tell him he'll actually do something!

--A few moments later--

Drunk on love for his wife, Jack: *talks to Bruce about how amazing Maddie is and all the cool tech they make together with her amazing intelligence and creativity*

Danny: *facepalms*

[thewritetofreespeech]

I made a mistake in my request so please delete it! Can I request headcanons for Astarion, Gale, Wyll, and Halsin reacting to his gn crush telling him that they're not worthy to be with him please?

Astarion

“Worthy? Pft. When is anyone worthy of anything darling? Who decides who is worthy? We simply have to reach out and take it! And I’ve already grown quite fond of you.”

In truth, bile rises in Astarion’s throat when you say those words. He knows what it means to feel unworthy. To feel unworthy to live. To breathe. To exist. For you, the only person he’s ever cared for & truly cared for him in return, to feel this way makes him sick. Unfortunately he’s the worst person to fix this problem. He’s never felt ‘worthy’ of anything in his whole life.

Wyll

“There is no possible version of a story where you are not worthy. To or for me. You have seen me at my lowest. My most humbled. A time when it would have been easy to turn your back on me, yet you stayed. If that does not make you worthy, then there is no one worthy.”

In truth, Wyll’s dejected that you feel this way. To fail someone else so important to him. To lose your trust and respect. He has always tried to be the most upstanding version of himself & to do right, but if he can make even the person he loves feel unworthy, he is not fit to call himself the Blade; or a man.

Gale

“How could you think such a thing? If anyone is ‘unworthy’ in our relationship, it’s me. I ask so much of you, yet give so little by compare. Your courage. Your compassion. Your love for me has made you more worthy than anyone else I have ever known. I aspire to be half the man you damine me to be.”

In truth, Gale feels heart broken that you feel this way. How was it that he was failing another lover again? Clearly by his own selfishness once more. He resolves to make you feel as worthy as possible for the remainder of your time together; however long or short that may be. This wrong must obviously be rectified.

Halsin

“Don't sell yourself short. I have tried all my life to be worthy. Worthy of the title of Arch Druid. Worthy of Oak Father's blessing enough to end the Shadow Curse. But I always found myself wanting. When I am with you though, I find myself finally worthy of some of the praise in my life. You bring more worth to my life than words can imagine. It is no small thing."

In truth, Halsin knows what it is like to feel this way, as mentioned above, and he cannot stand the thought that he made you, even for a moment, feel this way. He has always gone with the way nature intended, but perhaps he could try to be a little more nurturing to his relationship with you. He won’t have you feel this way ever again.

[nox140497]

What the Hell? pt 3

Masterlist

Prompt List

So here's part 3

Part 1 part 2 part 3

Trigger warning: mentions attempted suicide so be warned.

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Y/N P.O.V.

It's been almost 2 months now since I last saw the birds outside of school. I miss them so much, but I feel so betrayed. They haven't tried to come near me after I basically kicked them out, and quite francklkly, I think that hurts the most cause it shows that I really didn't mean that much to them.

The worst of it is I quit being Batgirl, and now I have nobody. My parents are never home, and if they are home, they ignore me, and now I don't have my boys, my brothers, and my beloved  anymore  either.

I have nothing left to live for....

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Damin's P.O.V.

I can't believe it. Raven spelled my brothers and I. I was absolutely pissed when I found out as were Grayson and Drake. Needles to say, Raven received a hell of a tongue lashing from all three of us.

She cost me my Beloved. I've wanted to go and talk to her every day at school, but Todd said that she doesn't want anything to do with us, and I don't blame her. She even quit being my Batgirl, and I hate it.

I need her back.....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

Y/N P.O.V

Tonights the night. The night I finally end it. All the pain, the heart ache, everything it all ends tonight.

None of the birds are in town, and Batman is busy tracking down Joker. Again...

As of right now, I am sitting on the edge of the roof of my apartment building, staring blankly at Gothams' night life.

I take a deep breath and stand up still on the edge of the roof. I hear soft, almost nonexistant footsteps of someone landing on the roof behind me, but I don't turn around.

I know who it is after all. But they're not supposed to be here.

"Beloved, don't please," he sounded so desperate like he actually cared, and that's what made me turn around. The desperation and pain in his voice made me turn to look into his regret, and grief filled emerald eyes. He took that chance and lunged forward, grabbing my arm firmly but gently and pulling me away from the edge. Holding onto my arm, he started speaking again.

"Please my love. Don't do this. I know you're mad at me and you have every right to be but let me explain. Raven spelled us. She made us believe that I was dating her and not you. Beloved I would never willingly cheat on you. You know that."

I sobbed and pulled free from his grip only to throw myself at him and burry my face in his chest. He wrapped his arms around me tightly as I nuzzled into his chest.

"Can we go back to the way things were Beloved? Please? I need you in my life. As do my brothers."

I gave a watery giggle and nodded against his chest  making him smile softly.

"On one condition."

"Anyrhing."

"Raven is not to touch you. You are MINE."

All yours." He chuckled softly.

[faeseekerandy]

drawfee prompts #6 :)

It had been weeks since Danny Al Gul Joined an all-girls school. Ricky told her that they were tracking down a target at the school a potential assassin that escaped and was hiding out among the students and that she had to go undercover to find this assassin. But the reality was that it was the only way to get her into a school. There was no assassin, no mission, and Danny was starting to suspect this was a trap.

“We need to do something, I think she knows” – Nightwing Told Redhood

“why do you even want her to go to school?” – replied Todd more annoyed than amused at this tip toing around, she had suggested the idea as a joke but as usual ricky has  a stick up her ass

“dafuk is that suppose to mean” – grayson was annoyed –

“did I say that outloud? , I thought I was only thinking” - Todd clearly knew

“Fk you, we need to do something or she’s gonna leave school and then all the progress we’ve made is gonna be lost”

“Progress?”  - asked redhood

“yes progress, she’s got friends now, and its socializing, she needs to make friends who aren’t also assassins or meta humans” – Ricky was happy to think of Danny having friends and studying in the library

“or a demon child with daddy issues” – Todd wasn’t a fan of Raven and was happy to keep Dammy as far away from crazy demon girls, witch boys and all that nonsense. With a look of resolution  was obvious , they will do what they must to keep Damine this year in school.

The next day a very obvious non disguised Dicky Grayson joined the school and introduced herself in homeroom class as Mika Anges von Rochester the III. “but you may call me III” – explained Dicky – “for shorts”

Danny had a look that seemed to scream “earth swallow me whole”

“Dafuc you’re doing here” – Danny was clearly annoyed

“I have news about your assassin” -  Nightwing whispered – “I have intel from the justice league, the enemy we are searching for indeed goes to this school, he, or she, or them, goes by the code name RED X”

Danny read the file carefully after class, Red X had been targeting random rich students in class, torturing them and forcing them to send small sums of cash, normal bully behavior except this was a rich prep school, Red X could easily steal 10K + with each attack and get away with it, 10K here, 20K here, it ads up and was targeting specially rich students in class. Grayson disguising as a Dutchess from a rich family was a ploy to lure out the mysterious RedX.

Nightwing spent the rest of the day talking about his amazing wealth and pretty much embarrassing Damien with all her friends. She was clearly having fun.

“OMG Damine have you learned NOTHING? A2 + B2 = C2  so to solve this equation…” Dicky Grayson was annoyed at the fact that Damine still had difficulty with basic math, and reading, and writing, and history and literally anything”

“I don’t have time for this bullshit, I have learned nothing and will continue to learn nothing” replied Dammy annoyed, “Im only here to catch this assassin that I already know its Redhood btw, do you think I haven’t read Redhood’s aliases, how stupid do you think I am, I suspected this was all a farce  but this confirms…..”

A smack to the head quieted the rant and turned into a tantrum. Clearly Danny did not appreciate the trick and was more annoyed than anything. But she understood what they were trying to do and decided to try 1% more.

[geee-three]

guess who finally wrote oc shit

i made ezra and damien talk it out before the actual events of side order (also hints* at saki/ezra becoming closer and damine/shiver's duel)

*the hints are obvious because they need to be bold enough for the dumbass called ezra to pick up on them

Shiver grunted, feet leaving a skid trail as the friction caused her to come to a stop. She locked eyes with her opponent, running straight at her, arms extended on either side, wielding her blade-sharp fans; ready to kill, out for blood, waiting for that sweet scent to consume her as she destroyed yet another agent. If this was the best the NSS could afford, well, they were getting sloppy. 

The red-inked octoling tore out her throat, spinning on her heel, bangs flying out as she caught eyes with their onlooker, Shiver crumpling beneath her.

Ezra woke up in a cold sweat.

It’d been months since he left the Metro. Marina and Pearl had taken him in, as promised, but every night since he’d reached the surface, dreams of her had plagued him. It made sense, after all - he’d entered the Metro to search for her, as she might’ve followed Acht after their disappearance. Finding what appeared to be her sanitised corpse, he left it be and tried to push her out of his mind - she was clearly gone. And yet, these dreams seemed to be showing him that she was alive and well, in an organisation called the NNS, and killing others left and right. From the reseach he’d done, this NNS was likely the New Squidbeak Splatoon, an underground organisation dedicated to destroying the octarian forces. Sure, he was always a little wary of those forces, given he used to be part of them and is currently a fugitive wanted by the octarian state (as is Marina, Acht, and Pearl, though the latter’s regarded as a terrorist), but how in the fuck would Damien get involved in a organisation dedicated to killing her kind? 

These thoughts clouded his mind as he blindly agreed to test Marina’s new technology. He strapped on the headset, thinking nothing would come of it, then-

A world of white desended on him, like bleached coral. A face framed by red bangs leaned down, as he lay on his back, somewhat shellshocked.

“Ezra? Am- Am I dreaming?”

He punched upwards at the familiar face leaning over him, (Why did he do that why oh shit why why why) pulling himself upwards so they were on equal footing,

“Where the fuck did you go?”

She looked up at him with one uncovered eye. “What?”

“After you left. Where did you go?”

“The surface.”

“How?” He would never admit it, but he was close to tears. He’d missed her so, so fucking much. 

She sighed, and sat down, patting the ground beside her. “I have a lot of explaining to do, huh?”

“No shit.” He walked over, gingerly sitting beside her, almost flinching as she grabbed his hand. “Don’t do that again. Dissapear, I mean.” He choked.

“I know. I won’t.

“Right. Where do I begin?”

“When you left.”

“Yeah. It was a Friday, right?”

“Mhm.”

“Friday evening. I couldn’t take it anymore. They wanted us to forget Acht, pretend they never even existed, and, I- I just couldn’t. They practically raised us. So I ran. I didn’t really think about it, that much is obvious, but I made it to the Deep Sea Metro.”

“I made it there too. I think a while after you, though.”

“Did you meet Tartar?” She continued at his nod. “Yeah. I didn’t pass. I was boutta get blended, then this guy swooped down from the ceiling and took me up to the surface. They were there to save this old guy I was travelling with.”

“What happened after you made it to the surface?”

“That guy that saved me, their name isn’t Cap but everybody calls them that. They’re the captain of this group. The New Squidbeak Splatoon. They used to be about killing octarians, when under that old guy, but now it’s more about undermining Ocatvio’s propaganda. I didn’t officially join, but Cap let me live with them and I survived.

“I got a job, too. At this place called Grizz Co. Harvesting salmonid eggs. Seems kinda dystopian, but Cap was pretty happy I was paying rent. I started building myself a new life.

“Then Grizz Co started kidnapping workers.”

“What?”

“Yeah. The owner, aptly named Mr Grizz, is some species I’ve never seen before. He needed the golden eggs for something, hence the whole company, but wanted test subjects too.”

“Just like Tartar.”

“Just like Tartar. We didn’t know, though. He did somethin’ to us, kinda like sanitisation. Next thing I remember I’m in this place called Alterna, in the Splatlands, with a girl named Cici crouching next to me and Cap huggin’ the hell outta me. A while away from Inkopolis. I still don’t know everything that happened while I was under the influence.

“Cici’s a real nice girl though. Cap had to go back to Inkopolis but we’re still not sure of the after-effects of whatever Grizz did to me, so I stayed. I’ve been living with her. She’s with the NNS too, and I officially joined, but I haven’t done anything yet.

“That’s everything with me. I shudder to think what they did to you after I left. I’m sorry.”

He laughed. “Don’t be. I saw you leaving and followed an hour or two behind. I found a body that looked a lot like yours, but sanitised, and presumed it to be you. I beat Tartar’s bullshit, with a bit of help from Marina and Pearl.”

“Marina? Marina Ida? Wanted fugitive from the octarian state? Chemical engineer?”

“The very same. Her and her rapper girlfriend. They’re pretty popular in Inkopolis, I believe.”

“I don’t pay attention to celebrities anymore.”

“You never did, you only know about Marina because Acht never shut up about her.”

“Oh, speaking of. Did you find them?”

He shook his head. “No. But Marina and Pearl took me in on the surface, in Inkopolis. I think I was a while behind you, though - I spent a long time looking for you and Acht before encountering Tartar and eventually the airls.”

“I miss you, Ezra.” She sighed, flopping her head onto his shoulder.

“I miss you, too.” 

“Is this real?”

“I’m half convinced I’ll wake up back in the barracks tomorrow and Acht will be pissed that I’m late for our session.”

“I mean this place. This conversation.”

“I don’t know. I think this is a dream.”

“Who’s?”

“I don’t know. I don’t know a lot of things.”

Damien hummed in agreement. “Who’s Saki?”

“I think she’s one of my classmates at art school.”

“You go to art school?”

“It didn’t seem worth mentioning.”

“What kind of art?”

“I do pottery.”

"Sounds nice. I'd like to see it sometime."

“It is nice."

"Before I came here, I saw you kissing someone called Saki on a rooftop.”

“That hasn’t happened yet.”

“Has this conversation happened yet?”

“I don’t know. Before I came here, I saw you killing someone called Shiver in an underground arena.”

“I’ve only met her once. She’s a right bitch. I don’t think I’ve killed her.”

“The fact you have to think about it is probably bad.”

“Oh, shut up.”

The siblings bickered for another few minutes, before the world started disintergrating. It didn't seem that big a deal at all. Ezra kissed the top of her head, and-

-he pulled up the headset. “Marina, what the fuck was that?”

“It’s a virtual world pulling from your memories, as well as other people who’ve been in Tartar’s system! Did you speak to someone? Their consciousness was probably artificially pulled there as well! Isn’t that cool?”

“Would they remember a conversation had there?”

“Oh, yeah. They’d probably regard it as a dream, though.”

“Yeah. A dream. I’m going back to bed.”

Pearl shrugged as he spun on his heel and stomped back up the stairs. “I think it’s cool.”

“Thanks. It’s not perfect, though - I think that maybe I can make it into some sort of training ground for combat. I thought he’d like that.”

“He will, when it’s done. But don’t push him to confront his past. You remember what you were like when you first got here?”

She shuddered. “Yeah, alright. I’ll leave him be. I will make him breakfast in bed, though.”

[donpaoloslongnose]

introducing,professor layton x mean girls au:professor layton and the gossip book

This au is about Regina George and Cady Heron going to London for a programme along with Janis Ian,Daiman Leigh,Trang Pak,Gretchen Wieners,Karen Smith,Aaron Samuels and Kevin Gneapor

■THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AU:

●Cady and Regina are dating (even though Aaron and Cady were dating at the end keep note this an au.)

•Gretchen and Trang Pak are dating as well.Trang Pak has loathed the idea of screwing with the coach.

•Damin has seen an article of Hershel Layton and is engrossed by his appearance and personality.

•this is set after professor and the unwound/lost future

∆WHAT TO EXPECT IN THE AU:

•This will probably be on Wattpad or on AO3 (but I don't know how to do paragraphs on that site) or just here.

•Flora reads the burn book out of boredom and finds an idea for her notes

•Regina and Gretchen will start an argument since she found out that Regina still has the burn book

•Kevin will most likely teach Karen as a tutor since she almost got hit by a bus

•Aaron and Damian just act like brothers along with Janis being the third wheel

[i-have-insane-that-i-am-paper]

Okay. News flash.

Just because I don't answer in five damin seconds you send me msg it doesn't mean I hate you/don't like you.

People who talk to me know that I'm usually pretty fast in responding, but guess what?

I have my own life too. I have shit I need to take care of.

I'm not constantly by my phone waiting for someone to message me.

I will answer first chance I get.

And I am sorry.

But it is far more disrespectful to me if you aren't giving me your full attention when I'm talking, than if I wait for a few hours and then talk to you when you are free.

I never want to hurt someone I care about with my lack of interest in what they are saying.

I may have, but it never was my intention.

So yes.

I won't answer to you if I'm doing something because I have enough of respect for you to make sure you have my full undivided attention when speaking to me, and I have enough of respect for myself to make sure you know the boundaries.

[wife-of-magic-monkeys]

Hi can I request how the batfam would react to batsis on her period and being super hormonal and hungry so they have to send in Damian with food (because everyone knows she can't resist her little brother) with lots of batfam cuddles? (If you’re not to busy)

Sorry of it was late.

Everyone is panic because you're the first girl in the whole house.

Bruce doesn't know what to do even though he wants to help but every time he go in your room you lash out at him

One thought he was trying to take your candy away from you because you're getting what was I say too much food of chocolate and he came out with a broken arm.

Bruce : Neve again I will have to have armor on if I want to go in there

Reader hissing at him when he comes in

Dick well let's say this pretty boy pretty much went to the hospital cuz he thought it be funny to make jokes about your predicament.

Dick Trys he dose but he need to stop some things cannot be joked about in certain situations.

Starfire to dick int the hospital

You had to do it

Dick : but I want to make her smile

Jason

Oh boy he has to be playing the floor lava

Let's just say he was put in the same hospital room with dick and shivers let just say he will never take anyone advice again

Jason oh come on sis it can't be that bad I mean I went though borken arms and stuff you just beIN like dick

Reader eyes glow

Jason sweating

Boss music play

Jason to dick not a word

Dick laughing

Daimin

When everyone asking where he is there are in panic mode

But when they knock on the door

They didn't expect Damien to be a one piece in the (y/n) being very very happy

Daimin is the only one you let in

Somehow this little demon spawn knows about periods. and knows how to take care of a girl so he's not only pampering you helping you out giving you cuddles has the dog basically everything. You are also pamper him. You share your chocolates sharing everything and letting him stay in your room for a long time.

Daimn will not leave your room for the whole time he even takes off work as Robin.

Raven comes over and joins

You and Raven both have periods around the same time except hers ends one day earlier.

She and daiman my or my not have a plane when they get older to trun you into a baby to make you there own.

Damin opening the door

What do you guys want I told you I am off

There faces 👁️👄👁️

( y/n) Little brother come on the movie of the animals is happening the documentary it also has cheetahs. 😊

Raven yes my love come in hurry

Damin flips off his family and go back inside the room

The whole batfamly

Sorry for the wait I hope you liked it

[barelyalivebutnotdead]

Chaos

[The bat-brothers: Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian sitting at the dining table in the Wayne Manor. They all sit in chairs lines up, facing the Fanon version of themselves: 'Perceptions']

Tim: (reluctantly) So, these guys are our 'perceptions'?

Dick: (nodding, slightly uncomfortable) Yeah, Zatanna said she will drop by once she has figured out to fix this without collapsing the multiverse in on itself.

Tim: (gulps and points at Fanon!Tim sitting directly opposite to him) Why do I- I mean, why does he look like that?

[Cut to Fanon!Tim with sunken cheekbones, pale skin, skinny frame and dark, chapped lips. He looks undernourished and his eyes are laden with dark circles from sleep deprivation. He looks like a zombie.]

: readmore:

Tim: (whispering to his brothers to not offend the Fanon versions) He looks like a zombie...

Dick: (speechless)

Damian: (Smirks) That's the vibe you emit, Drake. Face the truth.

Jason: (also speechless, raised eyebrows, regrets life and death decisions that led up to this moment.)

Dick: (has the most optimistic 'wtf' look on his face looking at Fanon!Dick)

[Cut to Fanon!Dick sitting on the chair with a huge, 440-watt smile. He looks like the himbo version of a dog wagging his tail.]

Dick: (in both wonder and bemusement) I swear I can see rainbows and sunshine in his eyes...

[Dick internally wonders where Fanon!Dick got the childlike innocence from, considering his sanity has been crumbling for a long, long time now]

[THUMP!]

[Cut to Fanon!Tim faceplanting on the table. Jason looks like he regrets coming back to life. Tim is unsure what to do. Damian's eye is twitching from being around the Fanon imbeciles. Dick is this close to giving up on everything.]

Fanon!Jason: Oh no, baby bird! (Worriedly goes to Fanon!Tim and lifts his head)

[Fanon!Damian sits with hands folded and a scowl, in Fanon!Dick's lap, who hold him very dearly]

Jason: What the fuck?

Tim: What the fuck?

[Fanon!Jason lifts Fanon!Tim's head to reveal a... Less than pleasant face]

Fanon!Tim: (in a very scratchy, weak voice) Coff- coughs -fee! (and then THUMPS on the table head-first, again.)

[Fanon!Jason catches ahold of Fanon!Dick by the collar and gets into his face]

Fanon!Jason: You weren't a good brother to me and now you can't even take care of my Timmy?!

[He huffs and leaps for the kitchen to make coffee.]

[Dick facepalms, he cannot see this. Jason flinches in fear of Alfred's swear jar each time he hears Fanon!Jason swear from the kitchen. Tim buried his face into his hands and slumps against the table, he wishes to disappear and never face reality again. Damian is already reaching for his sword.]

Fanon!Damian: (scoffs) Let the imbecile die. A pathetic soul like his deserves a pathetic death like this.

Damian: (he stands on the table wielding the sword to Fanon!Damian's throat, eyes raging green) What the hell did you just say?!

Fanon!Dick and Canon!Dick: Shut up, Damian! (Who said that to which Damian, I'll let you decide)

[Dick and Tim pull Damian back from killing the Fanon!Damian, fearing that killing them would cause something to go wrong in the multiverse]

[Fanon!Jason returns from the kitchen with a tray in which he decorated a large mug of coffee, a flower vase and a bowl of hot soup.]

Dick: (In astonishment and disbelief) Jason?

[Fanon!Jason doesn't answer him. He goes and sits by Fanon!Tim and sets down the mug of coffee. Then, with cooing words, feeds Fanon!Tim the soup, gently.]

Jason: Where's my crowbar.

Dick: (Lets out he most tired sigh and pinches the bridge of his nose, others are unsure whether he is frustrated over Jason's crowbar or the Fanons.)

Tim: (Turns to Damian with an earnest, pained expression) Damian, kill me before this is embedded into my memory forever.

Damian: (takes a breath and turns to Tim, his voice polite, soft and genuine. Vicarious pain and embarassment flashing in his eyes) I hate this too, Drake. Believe me, I really do. But since this hurts you more than it hurts me, (In the same soft, genuine, polite voice but evilly dramatic tone) suffer.

[Dick looks at Fanon!Dick, somehow glowing with childlike happiness.]

Dick: I wonder how he is so happy?

Alfred: Sirs? It is time for Dinner.

[The boys all get up and help in setting the table. Chaos ensues]

Jason: I'll get the plates. Tim? Get the caserols.

[A very 'undead' Tim walks in, dragging his feet and hunching over with slumped shoulders.]

Fanon!Tim: (Groans) Coffeee!

[Despite having met death, Jason backs away from Fanon!Tim for the fear of God knows what. He watches in a moment of sheer patience Jason didn't know he had as Fanon!Tim streches for the coffee jar on the top shelf, knocks it off as he collapses and proceeds to shove the raw coffee grounds into his mouth. Jason slowly backs away from him.]

Jason: (to Tim, visibly shaken up) I'm not going near that Tim, you shouldn't either.

Tim: (Putting down the caseroles a little lazily) Is that what my 'perception' is? A zombie looking Edward Cullen who survives on coffee and (shudders, refering to when Fanon!Jason fed Fanon!Tim soup.) That.

Jason: I'm going to get Zatanna to erase my memory of this event.

Tim: Yeah, call me too.

[Fanon!Damian sits atop of Fanon!Dick's shoulders, carrying a bunch of spoons while Fanon!Dick walks with glasses in his hands, laughing with Damian while he growls in return]

Dick: (thinks, Should I try to be as happy as him? Then looks down to see Damian watching in stoic horror as Fanon!Damian begins acting like a baby.)

Dick: (Opens his mouth to express his thoughts)

Damian: (Looks up at Dick and squints into a mini-bat-glare before Dick has the chance to say something) Grayson, I know what you are thinking. If you ever try to manhandle me like a baby, you will lose an organ.

Fanon!Tim: (Walks by shoving a handful of coffee grounds into his mouth) I hope it's a spleen. We'll have something in common to talk about then.

[Both Damian and Dick are thorougly spooked.]

Fanon!Jason: (Quivering out of anger at Fanon!Tim's broken, sad, lonely tone) Your fault, Dick!

[Dick gulps wondering if the Fanon!UniverseJason ever got out of the pit madness.]

Jason: (In a tone more broken, hopeless and sad tone than Fanon!Tim's) Why...

[Everyone sits for dinner. Alfred serves]

[Fanon!Dick suddenly gets up, walks up to Fanon!Damian and hugs him. Fanon!Damian responds with a bite. The he goes and hugs Fanon!Jason, he responds by shoving Fanon!Dick away, grumbling about how cruel he was to Tim. Finally, he goes to Fanon!Tim and gives him a hug. He is too busy chugging more coffee to respond.)

[Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian are exasperated, to put it simply.]

[Dick slumps onto the table. Jason finally pulls out his crowbar. Tim crumbles upon himself. Damian closes his eyes in an attemp to not lose whatever is left of his sanity.]

Dick, Jason and Damin: (in unison) I wish I had stayed dead than waching this.

Tim: (feels more nightmares of Jason coming to his nights.)

Author's note: Okay, I admit, this may not be as funny as I meant it to be but... I can suck, you know? Besides, this may be terrible but in a universe with the CW's PowerPuff Girls script, it cannot objectively be the worst. And yes, I categorize this as a shitpost.

Sorry for creating this, but I had fun.

[astronomoney]

Heyo! I heard you were open for requests, so I thought if I can ask for a fluffly prompt of 18? Like Jon kent x batsis? ( I noticed this dude don't get much love at all.) Maybe it has like a tiny (big) crush on batsis, and accidentally ends up following her. But don't rush your self, I know you got alot to do. I'll wait! Ty! (This is alot of reading, sorry.)

Pairing: Jon Kent x Fem!reader

Prompts: Prompt list 18-“Care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?” (Apparently “care to explain *inster text here*” is a common prompt theme on my list)

Summary: Jon Kent meets the one and only batsis (that’s you) and being the idiot he is, falls madly in love... naturally.

A/n: Ok so this took a while and i didn’t like where it was going for a while but after some editing i actually really like how this turned out! (Also sorry this took so long life hit me like bitch this past week) And Jon and the reader are about 15 16 ish here which makes damian 19ish. Masterlist

Word count: 1.5k it’s not a super long thing but i’m pretty pleased with that number

Code: y/n=your name

Not So Super Stelthy

Jon Kent floated in a small circle about 4 feet above the ground, trying his best not to fall asleep. He had been watching Damian watch security footage on the batcomputer for 30 minutes and he was bored out of his mind.

“What are you even looking for?” Jon asked, letting himself land and walking over to the computer.

“Proof.” Damian replied, too focused on the tape to give more than a one word answer.

“Right, of course the proof,” Jon nodded his head before pausing awkwardly.

Damian sighed and paused the video. “You have no idea what i’m talking about.”

“Nope.”

“And you’re extremely bored.”

“Yup.” Jon rocked back on his heels, dragging out the Y sound.

“Fine then, you can look around the cave but don’t touch anything. Got it?” Damin said sternly, knowing that if he didn’t give Jon something to do he'd start asking questions nonstop.

��Really! I can go explore by myself!” He exclaimed, instantly more energetic. “I promise i won’t break anything!” He called flying swiftly out of the room before Damian could change his mind.

He walked down a random hallway looking at the various souvenirs on the walls. He heard some grunting and the sound metal against metal coming from a room down the hall. He made his way toward the sound using his super hearing to try and figure out who it was.

“That was so not fair!” An unknown female voice exclaimed.

“Technically that’s not stated in the rules.” a smug voice shot back. Jon recognized it to be Tim’s but he still didn’t know who the other person was. He kept walking towards the sound until he found a large open room with weapons on the walls and mats on the floor.

In the middle of the room he saw two people holding metal bow staffs and walking around each other.

“Well it was implied.” The girl said before charging Tim. She swung at his left but he blocked and twirled the bow staff around to hit her in the side. She stumbled back but quickly regained her balance and came at him again, this time faking a hit to the right before sweeping his legs out from under him so he landed on his back. His staff rolled away and it was very clear that he had lost that fight.

“YES!” The girl cheered “I win and you owe me 20 bucks.” She boasted in a sing-song voice, reaching out her hand to help Tim up.

“Yeah yeah I get it.” Tim grabbed her hand and hoisted himself up sounding annoyed at his defeat. The girl turned around and walked towards the bench where a plastic half empty water bottle sat. That was when Jon saw her face for the first time, that was also when she noticed Jon.

“Oh hey Superboy.” She said, sounding slightly confused as to why the Metropolis hero would be in the batcave.

“Jon?” Tim asked, turning towards him. “What are you doing here?” He smiled and walked over to rest his elbow on the girl's shoulder.

“Hi sorry i didn’t mean to bother you I was just uh exploring.” Jon said, semi awkwardly. “Damian’s doing some research on the computer and I guess he didn’t want me distracting him.” He pointed sheepishly towards the room where Damian was still watching security tapes.

The girl laughed and shrugged Tims arm away. “Well definitely don’t take that personally. Damian’s not really one for conversation. I’m y/n by the way.”

He remembered Damian mentioning her here and there but he’d never met her before. “I’m Jon, but you know that already.”

She laughed again which made him smile. “Well Jon it’s nice to meet you.”

“There you are.” Damian rounded the corner. “I have the proof but we need to hurry if we’re going to get there in time.”

“You better get going before Damian pulls a kryptonite katana on you.” y/n joked waving over at the very grumpy looking teenager.

“Yeah,” Jon laughed. “Wait? Does he really have one of those?” his smile was replaced with slight concern for his own safety.

“Superboy. Let’s go.” Damian sounded impatient, although he always sounded like that.

“Sorry i’m coming.” Jon began flying over to him. “Bye y/n!” he called before turning the corner and disappearing.

“Bye Jon.” Y/n leaned on the door frame and watched him fly off, a small smile on her face.

“Umm what was that?” Tim asked a very confused look on his face.

“What was what?” she turned around

“Oh I don't know, maybe the whole ‘oh hi i’m y/n nice to meet you’ thing?”

“Ok I know you don’t talk to people very often but typically when you meet someone new you introduce yourself.”

“Well your starry eyed stare might have been a bit too much.”

“Starry eyed?” she scoffed in response “I was in no way starry eyed.”

“Uh huh sure.” He said in an over-protective-older-brother voice.

“Shut up.” y/n tossed a bow staff to Tim and got into a fighting stance with her own.

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After a mission went wrong, Damian demanded Jon train in the cave at least twice a week to make him, in Damians words “Somewhat competent on the field”. That meant Jon would spend more time in the cave and saw more of y/n.

Whenever Jon and y/n got a chance to talk it felt like they’d known each other for their whole lives. They had inside jokes and about 2/3’s of a secrets code memorized. Sometimes they would just sit next to each other, completely comfortable in the silent company. Jon’s heart started to beat faster when she was around and his cheeks would heat up when she smiled at him.

He got distracted whenever she came into the training room which resulted in a very hard kick to the stomach on more than one occasion. One day while Jon was on his way home from the manor, he spotted y/n walking swiftly across a rooftop. He hadn’t seen in the cave that day but Damian said she was at a friends house.

His exact words were “She’s at her friends house studying, now if you’re done being completely in love with my sister can we run the training again?”

Of course Jon responded by saying “I am not in love with her!” but it was clear that Damian didn’t buy that and at this point Jon wasn’t sure he believed it either.

‘What is she doing out?’ he thought while silently ducking behind a nearby billboard. Jon let her get about three rooftops away and used his super senses to keep track of her. She turned left, then left again, then right, then another left, and finally stopped on top of a random building.

Y/n turned to look at the city and let out a sigh. “You know,” she spoke softly with a hint of a smirk in her voice. “For someone with Superpowers you’re shit at staying hidden.”

‘Busted’

“How could you possibly have seen me?” Jon came out from his apparently not so good hiding place and landed a few feet away from her on the roof. “I was in super stealth mode.”

“Well darling Jon i was raised by Batman. Noticing things is kinda, well my thing.” She laughed. “Now, care to explain why you’ve been following me for 6 blocks?”

“W-well i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that and it is because,” he said slowly trying to come up with a good excuse as to why he’d been following her. The truth was he didn’t know why he’d followed her. Although he had a sneaking suspicion it had to do with his not so small crush.

“It’s because- Hey wait a second you’re not even supposed to be out here.” Jon cut himself off by changing the subject. “Didn’t Batman like, ban you from being a crime fighter?”

“What Batman doesn't know won’t hurt him.” She walked over to him so they were now about 2 feet apart.

“He’s Batman! He knows everything!” Jon exclaimed as if it was obvious.

“Well i’m not going to tell him.” She paused leaning closer to Jon so they were mere inches away from each other. His heart speed up and he felt his cheeks turn pink from how close they were. “Are you going to tell him?”

“N-no?” It sounded more like a question then an answer but it was good enough for y/n.

“Great!” She leaned away again, her smile returning. “Now that i’ve confirmed you won’t be snitching on me, we can go get some food. I am starving and there’s a great taco truck just around the corner that makes the best nachos. That is if you want to?”

“Want to? Yeah i’d love to!” He smiled happily at the idea.

“Perfect, then it’s a date.”

[djbunnie]

the demon obsession

Yandere AU: Damian is obsessed with Raven and would do anything to have her all to himself. Was inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY8Wv8auGlI saw the video and that would be cool if I had Damian and Raven in this.

Raven: *groan*

Damian: “Oh, Beloved! You're finally awake!”

Raven: *confused* “...ahhhhhh...what?”

Damian: “As much as I admire your sleeping harmonious beloved, it does become monotonous after 6 hours.”

Raven: “what's happening? Where am I?”

Damian: “were in the mansion solitary confident, beloved! My mother went through a lot of trouble to get this added in the basement.”

Raven: “What are you talking abou - Huh! What is this?! Am I tied up to a chair!”

Damian: “That right beloved. That's the very same chair that my mother built for my father while she was keeping him here. And know you have the honor to sit there, too! Isn't that romantic?” 

Raven: “...aren't you….that boy who's on the TV lately? What was it... Al Ghul?”

Damian: “oh, you don't need to be so formal, beloved! You have permission to call me by my first name.”

Raven: “oh, god… it's not true,is it? All those things the journalist said!”

Daimen: *frowns* “Beloved, I said. Use my first name.” his voice is vexed.

Raven: “I'm sorry, i don't know you well enough to-” raven was interrupted when damian stood over her, whipped out a dagger, raven winces when the cold blade pressed against her throat.

Damian: “Say. My. Name.” he said in a threatening voice

Raven: “D - Damian! Damian!”

Danian: takes a couple steps back, and then feels a blush working its way up his neck. *moans in pleasure*

Raven: “w...what…?”

Damin: “oh beloved! You saying my name is music to my ears. i'm so glad that i caught it on record to remember this joyful memory”

Raven: “wh… what do you want from me? Am I your next victim!”

Damian: “Victim?” For a moment he looked confused, and then began laughing. “Of course not beloved! I would rather die than lay a hand on you” He cupped her face in his hands, made her meet his gaze. “you're the one I was protecting this whole time!”

Raven: “protecting…? You mean… all those boys at school... those gifts delivered to my apartment, the love letters in my locker, the unknown calls and text! It was you! How did you know where i lived and my number”

Damian: “That's right beloved! They were threatening our love! I had to get rid of them all! how I got your number and address, The Perks of Being the next heir of a multinational conglomerate empire with its own banking, weaponry, military forces and for fun a martial arts tournament. with all that money I hired a private detective to get Intel on you.”

Raven: “Love?! But we never even spoke to each other before!”

Damian: “I know, darling! It's so exciting to talk to you for the first time! I can't wait to have all of our first! Our first date, our first meal, our first kiss, and our first...” he chuckled, licking his lips, suppressing all the erotic images he had conducted in his mind over the last two years.

Raven: “...Damian… if you truly love someone, you shouldn't kidnap them to a chair.”

Damian: “Well, how else am I supposed to make sure that you don't try to run away, beloved?”

Raven: “Please, let me go. I promise I won't tell the police.”

Damian: “sorry, beloved! You're not allowed out of that chair until I'm 100% sure that you'll never try to leave me. From this day forward, I'm never going to let you out of my sight! We'll be together forever.”

Raven: “f...forever!”

Damian: “That's right! … Oh! Looks like it's time! I must leave and start some preparations.”

Before Raven could ask any more questions, he left. Raven was all alone in the dark. Fearing whatever her fate would unfold.

[siren-queen-imagines]

Misunderstandings

This was requested by the lovely @fallinforhappiness​! I hope you enjoy! Considering I had already done similar prompts for Damien, I chose to do them with Shayne this time!

Prompts Used: 9.  “He loves you, you know? He’s just afraid of admitting it.”   15. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”

Masterlist

(gif by me)

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Shayne watched you from across the room at the Smosh office, smiling to himself as you were laughing with Courtney. Your smile was so beautiful and so infectious to him. If only he could find it in him to actually tell you that.

Your friendship meant the world to him. Shayne realized that he had feelings for you about a couple months after you guys met. The more he got to know you, the more his feelings grew for you. He knew he needed to tell you how he felt soon because he just needed to know if you might feel the same way.

“Yo, Shayne.” Damien called to Shayne, breaking him from his daydream. “Jesus, I’ve been trying to get your attention for 20 minutes.” He exaggerated with a knowing smile.

“Sorry, I was trying to think of how to finish this.” Shayne motioned to the computer in front of him.

“Come on, man, we both know that’s a lie. You were watching Y/N.” Shayne looked over to you to see if you heard Damien. “Don’t worry, she didn’t hear me. When are you gonna tell her?”

Shayne sighed and scrolled through the script page open on his computer.

“I don’t know.”

“Look, as a fellow anxiety sufferer, I get it. It’s feels scary.”

“It’s different with Y/N, and I don’t know why. Normally I could find it in me to at least ask for a date but I just--”

“It’s normal to really like someone and fear rejection. It a basic human fear. But you know you’re gonna have to tell her if you want to see where things go. She won’t be single forever.”

“I know.”

Damien stood up, patting his friend on the shoulder before he left the office to get some coffee from the kitchen. 

“Hey Damien.” You greeted with a smile on your face as you went into the fridge.

“How’s it going?” Damien smiled back at you.

“Not too bad. I can’t complain. How are you?”

“Pretty good. Just trying to get that next sketch finished with Shayne.”

“Speaking of Shayne...is he okay? He’s just seemed a little spacey and frustrated earlier.”

“Oh yeah, he’s fine. He’s dealing with some stuff right now.”

Damien took a moment to really think if he should say what he wanted to say next. Maybe if he told you about Shayne you would take the pressure off his best friend and if you felt the same, you could ask Shayne out instead. Or he could make it look like this was all his doing because in reality, he was right now.

“So, hey, I was thinking about setting Shayne up with someone.” Damien continued casually, making his coffee the way he liked it. “Would you hate me for saying that I think you would be good for him?”

“Really?” You replied in surprise. “That’s big coming from his best friend.”

“Yeah, of course you. I think you would be good for him.”

“I don’t know...I don’t think he would see me as more than a friend.”

“Trust me, you don’t have to worry about that.” 

Damien paused when he realized what he blurted out. Crap. He already kinda sorta spilled the beans. Well...that didn’t take long at all. Sorry Shayne...so so sorry.

“What do you mean?” You asked.

Wait, wait...was that hope Damien heard in your voice? Oh god, please. Please let it be. Despite possibly blowing this for Shayne, he really did mean it when he said that he thought you would be good for him. He still ended up sighing because he felt bad that he let the secret halfway out of the box...and was about to let it all out.

“Okay, look…” Damien put his coffee down on the counter. “He��s probably gonna kill me but he loves you, you know? He’s just afraid of admitting it.”

Your eyes widened in surprise. Love? Wow, how long has he been holding out on you?

“He loves me?” 

Oh goddammit, Damien. Did you have to use the ‘L’ word? That’s it, no more coffee for him because apparently he didn’t start messing up until he drank any.

“How long has he had these feelings for me?” You asked.

Honestly, wow. You did not see that coming. You felt butterflies in your stomach and hope filled your heart. You had the biggest crush on Shayne and sometimes you swore it was obvious but maybe you hid it well enough to go undetected.

“Long enough.” Damien relented, deciding there was no point in hiding it. “I know he thought you were cute when you guys met but the longer you guys got to know each other…”

You nodded, understanding where he was going. You lightly smiled when you thought of the timeline because it matched up to yours.

“Can you let me talk to him? Like, don’t mention this conversation to him?” You smiled at Damien softly.

“Definitely.”

OH thank god. He didn’t mess this up. 

“Thank you, Damien. Seriously.”

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You waited to talk to Shayne. You didn’t want it to be obvious you had talked to Damien about it so time was important. You didn’t want to unintentionally rat out Damien.

Currently, you and Shayne were the only ones at the office at the moment. Damien and Courtney were both filming and you two weren’t expected on set for at least another hour.

“No, I think we can add that here.” Shayne told you, pointing to the paragraph on the page and moving his finger up halfway.

“Yeah, the joke would land better there.” You agreed, cutting the paragraph and pasting it back.

You looked over to Shayne. Maybe now would be a good time to talk to him about what Damien told you last week. You both had managed to finish sooner than expected so you had some free time.

“Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something.” You added before looking back to the computer, hitting the save button.

“Sure, what’s up?” Shayne asked, curiosity in his tone.

“I, uh--” Oh no...the nerves were kicking in. Why? Damien said Shayne had feelings for you so what are you nervous? “This may sound like it’s coming out of left field but I like you, like, really like you.”

Shayne’s heart started beating what felt like a million miles a second...you...you had feelings for him too?

“And I feel like I needed to say something because I didn’t want to possibly regret not telling you.”

“Y/N…” Shayne started, his nerves getting the best of him. Wait, what the hell? You basically did the hard work but he still had a rough time with it? “I--I don’t feel the same way--” WAIT WHAT? SHAYNE WHAT WERE YOU DOING?”

You heart sank...was Damien wrong? I mean, why would he lie about something like this? Did even Damien misread things? You took a shaky breath in and nodded.

“It’s okay. I understand.” You began to grab your things...you just needed to get out of there.

“Y/N, wait…” Shayne tried to stop you.

“I’ll see you on set, yeah?” You smiled at him sadly.

“Y/N--”

You were already out the door before he could correct himself.

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“Are you serious?” Damien asked Shayne.

“I don’t know what happened, I panicked and that’s what came out.” Shayne said.

“Oh Shayne--”

“I know, I know.”

“You need to make this right.”

“How? I don’t think she wants to talk to me right now. I just hurt her feelings.”

“You can fix it by straightening up the misunderstanding. You do it or I will.”

“Look, I’ll give it until tomorrow.”

“Why wouldn’t you wanna try now?”

“Because like I said. She wouldn’t want to talk to me right now. She needs some space.”

Damien shook his head and before he could just ignore what Shayne said, they were called to set...unfortunately there wasn’t a chance for them to talk after that.

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Turns out you had a date the next night with a friend of Courtney’s and Shayne didn’t take to that very well. You decided to work from home that day so he couldn’t fix it or he can at least tell you why you couldn’t go out on that date.

Thing was, you decided not to go out on that date. You decided it would be best to stay home and sort out your feelings instead of acting on a bad impulse. It wouldn’t be fair to Courtney’s friend if you chose to go out with him because you were hurting after what happened with Shayne.

You were watching Schitt’s Creek on Netflix when your phone rang. You paused it and grabbed your phone seeing Shayne’s name on the Caller ID. Should you answer? Yeah. Of course. It could be important because normally he’d just text you.

“Hello?” You answered.

“Y/N…” Shayne voice sang on the other line, followed by a laugh. “Oh Y/N...yer so beauful.” He slurred.

“Are you drinking, Shayne?”

“No, no. I finished. Im callin cause Damimen--Damin--Damien? Yeah Damien said to. He hope you can give us a ride home.”

“Why can’t he?” 

“He doesn drink much...but he did wif me so he cant drive.”

“Where are you?”

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“I’m sorry, Y/N.” Damien said from the passenger’s seat. He wasn’t as drunk as Shayne but he had enough to keep him from driving.

“It’s okay, Damien. Better this than you guys driving home.” You replied with a small shrug. “So thanks for being responsible and not getting yourselves hurt or killed.”

“Y/N…” Shayne called from the back seat. “I messt up.”

“It’s fine, Shayne.” You couldn’t help but smile. Drunk Shayne was new to you and it was funny.

“Nooo...no s’not. I really like you.” He cleared his throat before continuing. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.”

Damien smiled in shock as he looked towards Shayne. Finally. Also, he managed to get that out with a slur. Impressive. He then looked over to you to your shocked face as well.

“Wh--why didn’t you just say that yesterday after I told you how I felt?” You asked as you turned to face him at the red light. 

“I panicked. I been waitin to hear that then I said what I said. M’sorry.”

These past 24 hours have been a rollercoaster on your emotions. But in a sense, it was worth it because Shayne fucking felt the same way. It was happening. You quickly wiped at the tears brimming your eyes as you turned to face the stop light, a small smile on your face. 

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“Hey.” Shayne greeted you when you answered your front door, nervous smile on his face.

“Hey. Come in.” You said, moving aside so he could come in.

“Thanks for last night. I’m so sorry about you dealing with drunk me.”

“Drunk you was hilarious. But how are you feeling?”

“Well, I woke up feeling like I was hit by a bus but I’m slowly getting better.”

“Good.”

“So about last night. I meant what I said. And I’m sorry I made you believe that I didn’t like you back.”

“It’s okay. Really, Shayne. I got into my own head and didn’t let you finish.”

“It’s not your fault.” Shayne took a step closer to you and took your hands in his. “I’m just glad to know you feel the same way about me. With that being said, can I take you out tonight?”

“Of course you can.”

You couldn’t help but close the gap between the two of you and lean in. Shayne met you halfway, his lips meeting yours in a gentle kiss.

[nightingales-posts]

Double Nerd

Idea: Tim Drake starts to date hacker reader headcanons

Warnings: Male reader, light swearing(?), Fluff(??)

A/N: Omg, it's my first Tumblr work so be ready

Gif isn't mine, all credits go to the author

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• So, you two met after you hacked in bat-computer in attempt to find Batman's identity because you were bored

• He got into your room in the middle of the night

• He would definitely try to pin you down and start to interrogate

• "Who are you? And who do you work for?"

• "Dude what the hell I was just bored and was f*cking around"

• He would leave you this time just to bring Batman himself next night

• It was the scariest night in your entire life you think, because it's Batman, man

• But after this you got a new job - working for Batman(!)

• And also got Red Robin as a constant follower because "Our system defense is high level, I made it myself, you couldn't brake through it"

• But you did and he was amazed, but didn't show it trying to cover his developing crush with pouting and dissing

• He accidently confessed his fillings after you hacked some crazy alien technology

• "OMG Y/N I LOVE YOU"

• He was too sleep-deprived to understand what he was saying

• So you just played along and told him to take you out on a date

• He turned into a blushing mess when realized what did he just say

• He talked his brother's ears off about this, even Damin didn't escape this torture

• Dick gave him some advices and wished good luck

• Jason was a "mean bro" and told him not to screw it up because there's only 10% chance that someone will date him

• Damian was a brat and called him imbicil and you too

• Batman aka Bruce Wayne like playboy he is gave him some "Wayne's traditional flirting" advices

• Alfred just congratulated him and said that "Mr Y/N is a good partner, take care of him"

• Tim took you to one of Gotham's fanciest restaurants and was just spoiling you like his Dad told him to

• You were little hesitant to accept all of it because you weren't use to stuff like this

• Tim knew it and was fast to reassure you that everything is okay and he is ready to spent everything on you

• Now it was your turn to blush

• Your first date was pretty much amazing and you guys even kissed but it was so awkward

• After it you two were standing in front of your apartments door like idiots

• That made his brothers that were spying on you to giggle, even Damian were there and filmed it to "blackmail Drake"

• Basically that how "two nerds" of Bat-Family started to date

[selfshippinglover]

Main Timeline with Mark <3

So Actor and I are together in a few different ways depending on what route I’ve decided to go down. I wanted to go through the basics of my main and favorite timeline though! Naturally, it all starts with Who Killed Markiplier.....

~The trio (I.E. Actor, Wilford, and Damien) are all still childhood friends. I am also childhood friends with Damien.

~I meet Mark at a later date after being invited to one of Mark’s crazy mansion parties. Damien asks me to come as his plus one. Though I’m not to thrilled to be going to a big, crazy party full of strangers, I agree to try it. After all, the friends he’s always talking about will be there. It would be a good chance to meet them!

~I end up meeting Wilford, Celine, Ben, Chef, and then Actor

~We all end up becoming fast friends despite the everything about the party atmosphere. Whenever they’re not drink, I spend time getting to know them.

~Upon meeting Mark, two things are immediately clear: This guy is CLEARLY a narcissist......BUT he’s also very interesting? Like, I find myself gravitating towards him despite being off put by the first thing he says within earshot of me XD

~I realize over the course of the night that Mark and Celine are together. They hold hands, and kiss and cuddle

~Overall, the night goes well and we start hanging out in a bigger group! Annually meeting up and sharing laughs at Mark’s mansion

~During this time, i find myself catching feelings for Mark that I try to ignore. He’s not my type anyways.....

~At another party sometime later, Mark and the guys manage to talk me into getting drunk 1 time. Unfortunately me for me, that one time I confess my feelings to a stunned Mark and then pass out. I can’t recall a damn thing the next day and Mark doesn’t speak of it.

~He doesn’t forget it either, though

~He teases me on and off about having a “crush on him or something” but it’s just a game

~Eventually, Celine and Mark get married. I attend the wedding and do all i can to help things run smoothly while smiling in the face of heartbreak

~I attempt to date other people but I keep finding myself drawn back to the man I have no chances with internally *cue personal angst cause unrequiteedd*

~Things continue on as normal until the big break up err well, the reveal that Celine was cheating on Mark with Wilford

~The rift between all of us starts to grow between hurt feelings and fears

~Despite this, I choose to keep them all as friends. Sure I can’t talk about a certain someone with another someone but, at least we can staill talk!

~For awhile, that’s all I can do with Wilford and Celine while they build their new lives together. Just talk.

~Since Damien and I have been best friends the entire time, I catch him up to speed on what’s happened

~Damien admits to me that he’s kinda glad since he’s always thought that Mark wasn’t good enough for his sister.

~I feel hurt on Mark’s behalf just by his words

~Damien gets caught up in mayoral duties(and maybeee some gambliing) so I don’t get to talk with him for a little bit

~Then there’s handsome, aristocrastic, irratating and ravishing Mark

~Alone in his mansion, fallen into a depression that becomes fueled by neglect and alcohol

~I’m the only one that even reaches out to Mark during this period of time

~I keep my distance at first, Leaving my thoughts and feelings out of his affairs. I check in on him by talking with Ben 

~But after Ben expresses worry over his master’s worsening condition and refusal of help(Plus he wasn’t answering any of my calls or letters) I decide to go to the mansion and check up on him.

~God he looks awful. It’s as if all his charisma, charm, and attitude had been sucked out of his body. Even his hair and outfit were unkempt. It seemed as if he’d been wearing the same clothes over and over too

~I end up staying with him in the mansion for a whole couple of months. He pours his heart out to me. I pour my heart out to him. I do everything I can to help him.

~I first start to hear inklings of the entity haunting the mansion now. Voices here and there. Maybe a weird shape in the peripheral?? It seems like just little missable coincidences

~An unfortunate side affect of being alone with the man you like is also feeling things a bit more than you’d like. The yearning increases 1000% dkhdf

~We grow closer and stronger together. He even tells me about the times he killed himself and the true nature of the house. 

~The houses little pulls and such keep getting stronger. With the knowledge that the house has a conscious of it’s own in mind, I can take it better. Mark and I help one another to deal with the house and talk about our thoughts inn case it seems like we’re thinking a bit more out of character about things.

~After a few months, Mark seems to be getting back on his feet. Sometimes he can crack a joke, be an asshole, smirk, and be more like his old self. 

~during these months, we spend many nights staying up together and just talking. About anything and everything. Celine, Damien, the stars, if life has meaning. On a night like that, around midnight, he finally tells me about the fact that I confessed to him. He chuckles, and flushes quietly, saying that it was, “the most sweet and thoughtful way he’d ever been described”

~I profusely apologize. He apologizes for not saying anything sooner and all is well. (Besides the pain in my chest at now truely having been rejected :.))

~Things continue on in this fashion. I basically become another house inhabitant. I still talk to Damine, Celine, and Wilford when I can. Ben and I cook food and chat and dance.

~Sure, Mark may not like me the same way I like him, but it was still great to even be with him and the other two in his mansion

~We share more cutesy, intimate moments together. (dancing in the living room, falling asleep to movies, etc.) and eventually, he starts to feel the same

~I notice him teasing me more often and being a little bit clingier? It’s strange but I’m not about to complain(God the increase in romantic tension is SO palpable that you can taste it sdjkk,hbkg)

~We can finally truely talk in the open about the whole break up without Mark bursting into tears now QwQ

~I officaially move into the mansion now

~All is well as things FINALLY seem to be getting better. Hell, he even wants to patch things up with the other three! Acknowleding that things will never be the same but wanting to try again nonetheless

~And then, slowly, things change for the better. We all heal and apologize and we can friends again! :.))

~I know that the house is cursed and no matter what bad stuff is supposed to go down but uhh, my canon now kdghfdf (Plus, when we die old and by one another’s side, we’ll go to the Upside Down instead of the other side) We spend our whole lives fighting the house tbh. So do Celine, Wilford, and Damien though. They kept coming back so that means their cursed as well dfhjdfsh

~So yeah, main timeline is literally ONLY pre Who Killed Markiplier shit because I FIRMLY believe that if mark hadn’t been left alone at his lowest point in a haunted fucking mansion, things would’ve been okay. After all, Mark confirmed that it was the house’s suggestions that got this all started. Sure, Actor was pissed and depressed before but only after the tampering and unable to die stuff did he choose revenge. At least that’s how I gathered it?? 

~In conclusion, make it better and avoid 3/4ths of the bad stuff fic world is where I usually live ,dhfshdf

[rayesketchit42]

Self indulgence here, oc fanfiction. 

Set in the Ducktales ‘17 universe. Ethan Cloud

Adult content story will include or mentionings of: drinking, swearing, sex violence, some slurs.  

A/n I never know how to show song lyrics in writing XD forgive me. Soft start just set where ethan is so far.

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A leaf in the wind ch. 1

A young hooded crow beat and bruised fell to the ground. Looking down at the water in the gutter beside him he spat out some blood. He looked over to the ones who who did this to him

"What, you gonna do just lie there Ethan?" 

Ethan, the hooded crow grinned and got back up "Nah, I'm gonna get up and beat yo punk bitch ass next!" Ethan said as he wiped his beak clean. Popping his knuckles as he looked the other bird over. Angry and ready to let that all out and this guy was just the right punching bag.

"New places to go

I've got to leave

It's time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane"

Ethan belted out, along to the song playing as he made his way into his new apartment. Putting his load of boxes down and standing in the middle of the living room taking in the fact this was his new home now. Ethan was 22 now and finally making the big step into his adulthood. Moving out from his uncles’ home, after delaying that at least one year more but he was ready now. The place wasn’t much but it had what he needed at least. A single bed room with a connected half bathroom. A small kitchen that was big enough to put a table into. And the rest was the living room area.  It was a bit bitter sweet, to think he wouldn’t be waking up to the sounds of his uncle’s playfully bantering well making breakfast. Wouldn’t be the one to wake up his cousin, Damien because he was out cold from another all nighter. His time of self reflection ended when he felt a box hit him in the back, he looked back to see Damien behind him. 

“Ethan!” He called out “You can’t just space out like that we're trying to get the last of your stuff inside.” the young magpie said, seeming a bit annoyed.

Ethan just turned around and took the box from him as he smiled. “Sorry got side tracked there.”  Walking over to the wall of boxes he placed the new on on the top of the stack. Damien joined him and looked over the boxes labels. 

“Man you have a lot of junk. CDs, movies, one epsiode recorded vhs tapes, music sheets, headphones.” He started reading out loud then stopped “Why do you have a whole box for just headphones?”

Ethan just shrugged. “I just packed up anything that was mine or Uncle Clover and Jason said I could have. Like the VHS tapes, guess they were from when Clover was younger but they are all  random episodes of Mr.Rogers, or Bob Ross” 

Damian was quite a moment as he looked over the boxes more. "Jeez it’s really starting to set in that your not gonna be at home anymore.” Damian said then coughed trying to cover up he said anything at all. “Just..kind of weird to think about. I mean cause you can barely take care of yourself I don't know how your going to make it past a week”

“I’m not that bad, I finally know how to make my ramen noodles the best way.” Ethan retorted like that somehow made sense to prove how much of an adult he was now.

“You still have trouble reading analog, I mean clocks with hands.”

“They are hard! Why can’t all clocks be digital now?”  

“If you can’t read them why do you own one" Damian pointed out as he pulled a wall clock out from the box he had been carrying earlier.  

Ethan just stared at it a moment trying to think about it, then gently rubbed at his chin as he scrunched up his brow in thought “uh so that's what they mean by time catches up to you.”

Damian just stared at Ethan in silence, he had no idea how to respond to that.

“Hey, are two already fighting? Ethan you may be moving out but I will still ground you.” Jason, a hooded crow like Ethan called out from the doorway holding a stack of boxes in hand. He was followed by a king fisher shortly after. Who was only carrying one box himself. 

“Not really a fight dad, more concerned Ethan’s going to die within a week.” Damain said putting the clock away.

“Well that I can understand then. I think it’s more likely to be three days though.” 

“Jason. That's not nice.” The king fisher stated as he walked over to Ethan and Damian. “Ethan worked really hard to earn enough money to finally move out, have some faith in our boy. Though this place isn't the best maybe we should wait another year for a better place to open." 

"Don't even Clover you already got an extra year. It's time to kick him from the nest and fall on his own." Jason said as he set the boxes he had down. 

"Don't you mean fly and leave?" Damien asked.

"Nope adulthood seems all awesome but it is the nosebleed section of your favorite bands concert but you're sitting next to a giant fan. And your next in three years kiddo." Jason said smiling smugly as he did.

"Wow dad thanks I feel the love." 

"Oh don't mind him Damien he's just acting tough but losing Ethan is killing him and it'll kill him again when it's you maybe worse since there won't be anymore kids after you."

“I’m not the one who broke down in the van though.” Jason was quickly fired back with.

Ethan just smiled when watching Clover turn back around to gesture something to Jason. Little things like this is what he was going to miss. Damian bricking with him, his uncle Jason not putting up with it and his uncle Clover trying to be the peacemaker between them all. Not that anything was really ever said with malice, just normal family banter. Taking shots at each other that only they could do. Ethan frowned once everything was settled they would be leavening and this place would be quiet.

Ethan was pulled out his thoughts when he felt his uncle Clover suddenly hug him. Ethan smiled and hugged him back. It was a needed comfort. With his family it didn’t take long for Jason and Damian to join in as well. 

“Man I can’t believe how old you are already.” Jason said being the first to pull away and ruffled up Ethans hair. “Feels like just yesterday you were brought to live with Clov and I. Now you're moving out and jeez I better stop before I turn into a sobbing mess like Clov was.”

“I wasn’t as bad as Damian” Clover said then looked guilty after letting that slip.

Ethan looked over to Damian after hearing that Damian was quick to pull away from the hug and looked at the floor. Mumbling about how he told Clover not to say anything about that.

“I’ll miss you too, all of you but you don’t have to worry I’m still around if you need me. I’ll be fine on my own. I'm not gonna lock myself in the bathroom or anything like that.” 

The other three didn't seem too convinced, but they all just gave him a smile and nodded. Jason then looked down at his wrist to check the time. Clover peaking over to see as well as he frowned and sighed. 

“Well everything is unloaded now we got to get the van back and head back home before it gets late.” Clover added 

“Guy’s it fine, it's not like I'm going away I’ll call you and visit and you guys are always allowed to visit me when you want to.” Ethan tried reassuring all three of them. The uncertain looks not fully fading away but they all smiled at least. 

"Yeah well look before we jet off, we have a gift for you Ethan." Jason said as he looked back to his husband. 

Clover happily held out a warped object to Ethan holding on to Damian the moment Ethan took it from him. Ethan excitedly ripped the colorful paper away and smiled down at his gift. A framed image of his mother. 

"A photo of mom?" Ethan asked looking over the picture.

"Damine found the original and was able to fix it up." Clover said proudly hugging Damien tighter. 

"You don't really have any pictures of her so I thought it. Are you seriously about to cry?"

Ethan just nodded in response as he was tearing up looking at his cousin. 

Boxes unloaded, Ethan walked his Uncles and cousin out. Goodbyes being trading back and forth the whole way out. Ethan kept waving goodbye from the sidewalk. Till the van was long out of sight. Home sickness hitting again but worse he looked up his building finding the window of his apartment. He knew he had stuff to start unpacking and start on this new life, slowly getting that he's on his own. He felt his phone start to buzz and fished it out from his jacket pocket. Seeing a text from his work friend Max, asking about meeting up with him and some of the others from work. That sounded better than being alone in that quiet apartment. 

"Eh, I'll unpack later" he shrugged and said to himself

[wife-of-magic-monkeys]

Bat au

I do not own any artwork and the artwork that I do Post will have the artworks watermark go give credit to these artists they make an amazing art and I found one goggle.

Chapter 2 part 2 the baby bat and it's clan meeting for the first time.

Damin pov

TT my eye hurts The scary bruns but why. it been burning for 3 days now.

Dick Little d you ok?

I am fine Grayson I just need time to think.

Dick pov

My little brothers have been taking this hard and I don't blame them.

It my fault that my sister is gone.

I hear foot steps behind me and I know it my father and my other brothers

I look at him

My father look so tried and dead and how can I tell he holds the price of the baby monitor that was destroyed all those years ago. And he Brand him SLef with a tattoo of the Last Time he had with our baby sister.

Tim my poor caffeine creak head brother.

He also did the same but it more then that he also has the cap he used to cover her with by his heart sewn into his suit. He all most died so many times. But the only reason he still alive is our baby sister and bringing her home.

DAMIN had the blackit and if course the scar from that night but what worse is he still has nightmares.

Jason god he changed so much. He track down and broke so many no Killin rule's so he can find our baby sister and then he cry's cuz she the reason why he quit. Not only that he got trun not to long ago by a rough new born vampire. And he hold on to the stuff Bird our sister loves and right before he was trun he did his own tattoo.

And for me I did a tattoo and hold on to a video I made with my little Birdy bat. But I was so mad at Starfire saying will maybe it a good thing she gone now we can make our own baby she was nothing anyway. I broke up with her and neve look back.

We all hear a scream

And it not the only a scarm but our little brother scarm

We all quickly run to him Jason beIN fast and grab him.

But when I hear a voice I can't help but look up.

But what I see I want to kill her.

DAMIN: no don't kill her Jason it ( y/n) out baby sister

Batman pov

No it can't be my baby is now in her true from something I NEVER want for her.

Jason's pov

God damnit no no her fucking grandfather must have taken her that why she thinks we are her enym.

Tim pov

I don't care if I am crying she back she doesn't remember me but she back. But we make sure she remembers.

Daimn pov

Baby sister she doesn't mean to hurt me but I finally figger out why my scar bruns. That day my scar I got it my sister scarm and accidentally used her voice and killed a month that was in her room. So her when she near and anger or sad my scar bruns.

I will get hee back. But Jason going to trun me I feel so tried my world going dark.

It ok little sister it not your fault you don't rember.

The Last thing I heard was fighting and Jason and dick talking to me say it ok. Then a pain in my neck then nothing but darkness.

I hope you guys like this took me awhile to think about how they would meet and I am really proud of it.