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Yandere Damien Bloodmarch🦇🩸🏳⚧With Gender Neutral and Specific Trans Man Listener (Dream Daddy) Disclaimer: Damien Bloodmarch is a trans man in canon! Trans men like Reader can be Femme boys and buff femme boys like Jojo's bizarre adventure kind of style! Reader being a femme boy does not make him any less trans or any less a man! Clothing does not make your gender, clothes can be worn by anyone regardless of what they look like! Trans men are Men and Trans Rights Are Human Rights! Disclaimer:
Damien Bloodmarch is once again a trans man and he is not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun, and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! Your Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life, also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanons from canon! Thank you!
Here is the Request for Bonus Content after the Base Yandere HeadcanonsYandere Damian Bloodmarch (Who is a TransMan) X Transman Listener (Dream Daddy) (From Requester: I love the buff Femboy idea! (so femme Pastel Goth on a gym bro.) Like Listener is also super far in his transition like Damien and he just loves being a buff girly pop that drinks boba tea and drinks iced sugary coffee. Basically the opposite to Damien in that regard. I wanna say a Trans Man Listener who has top surgery done, and Damien has both done.I think in this scenario it'd be funny if Listener was Pastel Goth
The Listener uses testosterone gel because they're afraid of needles. But they're totally into the whole vampire aesthetic but in their own unique way.
#youtube#yandere#yandere damien bloodmarch#yandere dream daddy#yandere headcanons#headcanons#dream daddy#dream daddy damien#damien bloodmarch#damien x listener#damien x gender neutral listener#damien x trans man listener#listener#trans man listener#femme boy listener#femme boy trans man#gender neutral listener#damien bloodmarch is a trans man#trans men are men#trans rights are human rights#trans day of remembrance#happy trans day of remembrance#trans day of remembrance 2024
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after peace
i wrote a fanfic!
it’s a sxf au of what would happen if a retired twilight was tasked with protecting a certain troublesome child. it’s got fluff, it’s got angst, and it’s got romance (a lil bit)!!!! >:D
it’s got 22,000 words, 11 chapters, and is completely finished. i hope you enjoy :))))
#dinner time kids#open wide#im boutta momma bird this to you#okay ill shut up about my fanfic after this#also listen to a.m. am by damien jurado NEOWW#sxf#spy x family#loid forger#spyxfamily#yor forger#twiyor#anya forger#spy x family fanfiction#ao3
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Goodbye bad feelings, hello empty memory.
Alright, I love the idea of Damian and Danny as twin who love each other very much but for some reason split up or didn't get along but learn to do so because they love each other more than they resent each other, really, I swear, but.... Danny never remembers anything from his time in the league.
Absolutely nothing, maybe he had some memories before he died for the second time, maybe he remembers Damian and he misses him, he is his brother and he loved him and.... not anymore, when he has his accident and dies for the second time his memory is lost, for a while he has a hard time recognizing his friends, he opens his eyes and doesn't know who are the guys that look so desperate in front of him.
Time goes by and although there are memories that never came back (he hardly remembers his first years with the Fentons, let alone the ones before that), he improves, learns to use his powers, gets closer to his friends, learns things again.
He discovers things in his room, something about a past he no longer knows, it bothers him not to know but even though he tries to remember nothing comes back, the name "Damian" causes him nothing, reading a little of what he wrote after researching the language he also doesn't recognize, he decides it wasn't important, not anymore at least.
He reads what he can and decides that yes, there are things he is fine without remembering, maybe he lacks context, maybe there is something there that he should discover or be more interested in a past that seems so mysterious but... if when he remembered him he thought he would be happy now that he was far away, maybe he was just as important as Dash, someone who unfortunately won't let himself be ignored but one day he will leave behind and never think of him again.
Life is good.
Or was until Robin, Gotham's vigilante, ambushes him with a heated speech full of pain and resentment while on "vacation" with his parents in Gotham.
Danny has had weird things happen to him before but he usually has context.
Robin looks furious and about to cry (if his unsteady voice says anything), Danny stares at him, from his hair to the way he moves, he pays attention to his voice and his sword but all he can say is "you know me?" without acknowledging him in the slightest.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#batpham#batman#dpxdc#danny fenton#damian wayne#Danny wrote the letters when he was just a kid and wrote that he missed Damian but was happy to be away from the league.#Goggle translator is separating siblings :(#Danny lost his memory and now he does not remember Damian#Damian was furious because all this time he thought Danny was dead#Danny without having listened to Robin and with only two hours of sleep: “Oh shit he knows I'm not fully human”.#Damien who has just exposed his feelings to realize that he does not recognize him:“I will follow you until you remember me or wish to die”
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He's just a ittle dum
Give him time
#art#drawing#digital art#south park#pip pirrup#pip#south park pip#damien thorn#sp#damien#south park damien#dip#damien x pip#pip x damien#animation#little headcanon that Damien has a stuff bear that he chews on in his sleep#when you want to talk to him he will listen to the teddy bear#use the teddy bear
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Damangela lives rent free on smoshtwt
...but in the most unfortunate way because have they not seen from this fixation of theirs that there's a section of us who will have a field day if Damien surprise us one day as a guest in a Starkid prod? Or another variant at Smosh where both Angela and Damien can showcase their talents and intellect? Their chaotic bickering is like treats because there's also other Smosh duos that have it too. But those fewer times where they truly shine, whether they're in the same video or not, really feels like a reward to witness it unfold.
(I am one of those who like this duo because of their musical inclinations and astounded by their way of thinking)
I simply don't know what they are trying to impose. The perfect person podcast really sealed it to me. That if what they imply is she only tolerates every interaction she had with him is simply off the marks. The pièce de résistance they can't ever refute.
Is it also not a tad reaching to practically put it on blast with their straw picking speculation that it was a Damien thing where they perceived him not being as socially adept in a way he is not in good terms to his coworkers? That's not a good look to give to someone who was masking before.
Smoshtwt can be too much sometimes,
I think I finally figured out why the interactions between here (tumblr) and there (Twitter) are so different - They partake in 'Stan' culture, while over here is a bit more rooted in classic 'Fandom' culture.
If you didn't know, 'Stan' comes from combining 'Stalker' and 'Fan' (I believe originating in the K-pop community) (though if you google it, it says it comes from an Eminem song. Funny, but I don't think that's right) so it's a bit more... intense. (either origin for 'Stan' is pretty extreme though)
That and Twitter in general festers a more hostile community. The more you make someone mad the more they interact with you, so Twitter pushes that content because of that.
(Back to your ask)
I don't know if I could physically watch a Starkid production with Damien in it, PURELY because I'd be TOO DAMN HAPPY. I'd be pausing every second and hyperventilating lol. (fr though, that would be SO FUCKING COOL!!)
It's maybe a little bit of a weird relation but, their dynamic to me is like watching a movie with incredible writing? For example of what I mean by that- Their Reddit Stories Ep really had me thinking totally different about all the situations. Literally every story Shayne would read out I would be thinking about what I thought about it, (I like to see if anyone on the couch is going to have similar opinions to me) and every. single. story. Angela and Damien came up with points I never even thought about, but were SO RIGHT!
He'd bring up something, then she'd dunk it with the most factual thing I've ever heard! (that guy not being able to wear that watch ever in front of his girlfriend !!) That whole episode is so good just for the way they both problem solve and how well they compliment each others opinions! They just have such good dialogue with each other. (Genuinely Oscar worthy writing in that episode of RS)
Every time I come across a post ANYWHERE talking about how they don't get why people even like Damangela because "Angela doesn't even seem to like Damien" it makes my eyes pop out of my skull.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? DO WE KNOW THE SAME ANGELA AND DAMIEN???
Like the sheer amount they both have gone on record saying how much they enjoy each others presence and love each other doesn't mean anything to them?! The amount they make each other laugh??
Like it really does come across as these Accounts just really not liking Damien more than anything to actually do with his and Angela's dynamic. (I could talk about reasons why Damien comes across as 'awkward' or 'bad with coworkers' to some people at length, but I'll save that for another day)(<-signed, Another Neurodivergent person with people issues <3)
I'm also totally convinced all the people hating on Damangela haven't seen much content with both of them in it. That's the only reason I would accept as to why they hate Damangela so much lol, they truly just don't know what they're missing out on <3
#Damien Haas#Angela Giarratana#Damngela Dynamic Enjoyer#Damangela#Damien and Angela#Damien x Angela#Damngela#Damien/Angela#smoshblr#some twitter users fr have never met an ornery person before ever in their life..#Both of them are so fucking ornery sometimes! its a way of life <3#Just because they get annoyed at each other sometimes doesnt mean they arent friends !!!#I have literally NEVER seen Damien consistently annoyed at Angela EVER#(he was annoyed in DWMP:CL where she kept saying she “stopped listening” a bunch But even then she made it up to him in that same stream)#And Angela has definitely gotten a lil annoyed at him at times but she's just an ornery bundle regardless if Damien was involved or not#I am also (by default) easily annoyable its really not as deep as people make it out to be (sometimes I'm just hungry)#Honestly they seem like people that NEED to be able to be annoyed over each other#They both really light up if they get to debate about something so I think its safe to assume they like the turmoil lol (im the same way)
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in the park
‘Deviant bought me this thing called a camera– well, I know what it does since I’ve seen people used it before but, never tried it for myself.
..so... I tried it out today when we all decided to go to the park. Oh, the look on Damien’s face when he noticed i took this photo~’
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in all seriousness, i ended up taking random photos near the park i like visiting and had this random scenario where gavin likes taking photos of his friends when they do something fun-- each photo he takes, he treasures them.
here’s some close ups:
bonus:
Tagging:
@xdolls-crownx @annahhopee @roryzz @sparkledragonxi @cupid-moon
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted fanart#redacted art#redacted damn#redacted gavin#redacted damien#redacted huxley#redacted lasko#redacted freelancer#masc freelancer#gendered listener#damien x huxley#huxley x damien#gavin x freelancer#lasko x freelancer#(kinda)#lomls <3#gavin really cares about all of them#i might make this as a lil#series of arts#hopefully#or perhaps I'll make a separate blog#dedicated to this?? 👀👀
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My Magnum Opus
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ref1, ref2
#they are so important to me you guys have no idea#I cried while drawing this#they are so sweet & I just want them to be happy#they found peace & happiness with each other#& that's enough for them <333#I've also listened to this song first a few years ago & have since made an entire animation in my head of them waking up together#in the morning just happy to be with each other#old-2D animation style of old animated movies (from like the 40s)#I seriously love them so much#this is seriously one of the most important things I’ve ever drawn#pip pirrup#damien thorn#sp dip#pip x damien#south park#my art
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For the latest chapter of bus to nowhere.
How Steph see's it going vs how it turns out:
#poor man-bat#this is why you listen to other people#danny phantom#man-bat#batman#dc x dp#dcu#man-bat called danny a twink!#bus to nowhere#is it spoilers if you saw it coming?#spoilers#gothams eating dinner by candelight tonight!#wheres damien?
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On The Lookout
I haven’t drawn Lachlan in so long so here you go~ a sketch of my favourite grumpy dilf captain 😋
#chewing on my screen as we speak.#I was listening to both pitbull and vixen x 9am in calabasas while drawing this oml#he’s about to use his dad voice on Damien n Sparrow tbh#lachlan jones#cod oc#my oc#my art#call of duty#call of duty oc#mwii#call of duty modern warfare#modern warfare#Australian oc#modern warfare oc#call of duty fanart#sketch#wip#call of duty ocs#mw2 2022#9#oc
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Dip week day 3: Fluff/Angst
“ My arrival shall note the end of the Beginning, the beginning of the End, the new reign of my father! “
But never did he think when the day would come he’d care about anyone. At least the little angel is locked in heaven, a peaceful cage. The world burns, no longer can they mingle. The world to Damien was so dull, even in fire.
“The world seems so much brighter with you around.” He murmured
“Do not worry Damien…we’ll find a way! Just…don’t burn everything too fast.”
Love finds a way, even between angels and demons right?
#dipweek2023#i don’t like this one too much but I liked the concept :<#i was listening to love will find a way by lion king when I thought of this#I’m usually so fluffy so I went angsty!#Pip looks like he’s from the Smurfs movies I’m so sorry ahh#sp pip pirrup#pip pirrup#south park pip#philip pirrup#south park dip#pip x damien#south park damien#damien thorn#sp damien#digital art#my art#v art#south park fanart#south park
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Ripper becoming all mr loverman after Damien and Chase's eliminations
Btw, umm guys hear me out Chippamien-
-Bloody Valentine Anon❤
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#nono#I'm listening#positive total drama takes#mod kitty#total drama#tdi#td#ship appreciation#chippamien#chase x ripper x damien#td chase#td ripper#td damien#bloody valentine anon#td 2023#td reboot#total drama 2023#total drama reboot
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Me: 😀
My brain:
If Damien's freelance there's even less of a chance of him and Anthony interacting
Me: ☹️
#listen#i know my brain is stupid#and theres no real worry#i just#i can count all the times they were in videos together with both hands#its fine#I'm just sad#lol#oh well lol#antmien#anthony x damien#I'm dumb
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Make You Mine
pairing: azriel x reader
warnings: swearing, sexual tension, toxic relationships, possessive themes, violence, ( just a fuck ton of bad decisions babe, i can’t help it, live for a feral Az )
summary:
[ part one ]
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Sometime after dinner, once the adrenaline and underlying excitement had quelled; you’d decided to keep Damien around. While proving to be generally horrible, he also perfectly filled the place of a pawn.
A pawn in a game that only you knew you were playing.
One that pushed the line of entirely too far when you showed up at training the following day with hickeys lining the length of your neck—the same place Azriel’s lips had pressed their kisses into at dinner. The same lips you’d pictured when Damien was putting them there, hands groping at your ass as he eased the hem of your black dress over your hips.
Azriel notices you the same time you spot Nesta, striding past the shadowsinger without a hint of acknowledgement but you could feel his eyes glued to the fit of your leathers. “I thought it wasn’t your place to be out here playing with swords?” Nesta drawls out, almost bored as her opponent shuffled out of the ring nursing a bruised jaw.
“If that’s the case, then show me where I belong, Lady Death.” You peer up at her and the five finger grip on her hip, practice sword held loose in her free hand.“Unless, you can’t?”
“I’m surprised you still have enough energy to bother,” Nesta gestures to her own neck and you subconsciously tug your shirt higher. “Long night?”
A slow grin grows at the corner of your mouth, hands bracing your weight to hoist yourself into the ring and briefly you all but preen when you feel the shadowsingers rage permeating the air. Toying with Azriel’s poor restraint never ended well but surely he wouldn’t actually kill anyone. Pride overwhelms common sense and you can feel the chill of his shadows slinking around the edges of the ring as if summoned; watching, listening. “Early morning.” Nesta’s grip tightens on the hilt of her practice sword with full intent of taking you up on your offer but when her lips part no words form.
Instead, she makes a noise, not quite a scoff but not exactly a hum either. “So, there is something decent about the company you keep after all.” You don’t take it offensively and you’re certain Nesta’s readying herself for more but it never comes. A brow raises, head tilting to the side but the silence makes sense when the towering figure behind you blocks the warm sun from bare shoulders.
“Actually,” The husky tone tickles the shell of your ear. “—you’ll be sparring with me today.”
“I’d rather not.”
Azriel’s hand curls around your arm, holding firm but not hard enough that you can’t break free if you tried—if you wanted to. You refuse his gaze, focusing on anything but him and his centuries of trained muscles stuffed beneath the fabric of his fighting leathers. He’d ditched the jacket, tunic too, both tossed in a heap near Cassian. Left in nothing but the sleeveless undershirt that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination; broadcasting the sharp lines of his neck and the soft curls of inky tattoos that resided there. “You don’t get to make the decisions here anymore,” His free hand raises to cup your jaw, tilting your head to the side and he can’t fight his body’s natural reaction to snarl at the very thought of another man’s mouth on your skin. “Not when you keep proving that you make such poor choices.”
You jerk away from his grasp, twisting out of the grip on your arm and a foot smacks at the back of his knees. Finally looking at him—looking down at him, Azriel sees the fire in your eye; the hatred and anger. The betrayal at his hands and the person you had to become because of it. “You have no right to judge my choices.” It’s barely a whisper, concealing as much as you could with so many eyes watching—so many ears listening. “You mean nothing to me.”
“We both know that isn’t true.” Curse your body for reacting to his touch; warm hands sliding up to cup at your waist. The smell of him sinking into your nostrils and seducing every nerve like a walking aphrodisiac.
“I think I have feelings for Elain.”
The reminder snaps you back to reality, hand reaching out to smack him clear across his face. His eyes lower to slits, right cheek going red but you’re too pissed to even register the stinging pain in your palm. “Fine,” Azriel says too casually, jaw ticking with barely there restraint. “We can play this your way.”
It’s gone quiet save for the two of you, the others pausing their fighting to see the scene unfold, waiting to witness the spymaster make an example of you. Certainly, they must’ve forgotten that you’d been doing this since you were old enough to wield a sword; fighting males bigger than Azriel.
Fuck feelings when you had a point to prove.
“I’m not here to play with you, Az. I just want to fight.” It was a cheap shot; using the stupid little nickname to your advantage but his body always reacted so obediently to his name on your tongue. He’d just barely gotten back to his feet before you strike at him, throwing a quick succession of jabs his way in a style that he didn’t teach you.
Maybe all of those weeks away traveling the other courts after his confession had left marks that he hadn’t learned yet.
Something about you that Azriel didn’t know.
The very thought leaves him distracted a second longer than he’d have ever allowed if it was anyone else. He’s quick to recover, blocking and dodging, throwing hits of his own but eventually you grow tired of the refrained punches—the obviously subdued responses to your rage and it only adds more fuel to the fire. “If you aren’t even going to try and be a challenge then just yield so I can spar with Nesta like I planned.”
He hadn’t reached for his sword once, not a single finger twitched to grip at the daggers holstered at his hips and sure, hand-to-hand was fine but with Azriel it felt too close; too intimate. “Is that what you want?” He takes a step closer and immediately your face turns away from him, refusing to acknowledge him or that low tone he took with you and only you. “A challenge?”
“I don’t want anything from you.” Except to have been the first choice. One that he was sure in. Not second guessing if every special moment had only felt like that for you. “Not anymore.” The thought alone has your skin flushing with embarrassment, completely turning around to hide but Azriel just shifts to accommodate.
“You don’t mean that.” There’s worry etched in his brow, skewing the whole canvas of his face and it was like your soul wanted nothing more than to appease him. Battering and clawing at your bones, scrambling for the freedom soothe every line and give him everything he’d ever dreamed of and more.
“I want to.” Azriel watches the stone wall you put up, rounding up all that love and adoration, cradling at the sobbing affection that no longer had a place to call home. It takes everything in you to leave it all, to ignore the desire to toss aside better judgement and fall into the need. The softness in your eyes dies with the squaring of your shoulders as you retake your stance, regarding him as nothing more than one of the recruits. “Fight me or leave the ring—I don’t exactly have all day.”
For a moment, you think he’s going to leave. Forfeit and grant you a worthy opportunity but that is not the case.
You should’ve known better.
Azriel’s determination was a force to be reckoned with, skilled swipes of his sword followed by combat moves he only saved for the battlefield. A particularly rough strike is blocked but it still makes you stumble. “Is this challenge enough for you?” Azriel demands, swords interlocked, faces so close you could smell the minty scent of toothpaste on his breath. Golden eyes are piercing under the suns rays, barely concealing how impressed he truly was with the way you’d kept up. Swift and limber, light on your feet and efficient in every step taken but there’s a certain chaos to your moves—something fresh and unpredictable. “This right here,” The fight, the passion, the frantic thrum of your blood rushing in your ears from the pure adrenaline that erupted at the sight of him. “—is why we will never be over.” He’s not even breaking a sweat, syllables breaching perfectly kissable lips while looking like he belonged on a throne in the deepest chasms of Hel. “I know he doesn’t make you feel like this—not like I do.”
“Stop.” It takes more effort now; balancing keeping up that stone wall and maintaining your composure under his attacks. A deep breath to settle your thoughts and you completely drop your sword, effortlessly switching to something more hands on.
“Don’t you see that I can’t?” The restraint in his voice slips, a vein bulging in his neck and your fingers scream for you to reach out and trace it. “Not until you see that he will never be able to do for you what I can.” Azriel’s shadows swirl around your arms, clamping them close to your body as he pulls you into him—his chest on your back and those hands attempting to disarm you. Your breath hitches when you feel the trace of warm skin down the length of your holsters and the weapons fastened to them. A barely there that sends your body in a pure frenzy; one that demands all things Azriel until the end of time. “Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten what it felt like—you and me.” The stiff length of his cock pressed into the curve of your spine and it takes everything in you not to actually moan. “Just say the words and I’ll remind you. Right here in front of everyone if that’s what you wish.”
Do it. Your thoughts shout. Do it. You know you want to.
“I think I have feelings for Elain.”
Sharp jabs of your elbow to his abdomen. A hand that clamps down around the thick bulk of his arm and all that manly strength is used against him when he’s flipped right over your shoulder. Legs straddle at his waist, one blade shoved at his throat while the other pressed gently at his chest. “No, he doesn’t make me feel how you do.” You confess, breathless and your shoulders slump ever so slightly. “But, at least with him, I know I was his first choice. At least with him,” Your words shake and Azriel can’t handle the way you have to force the composure. “—I never have to worry about being second best.” The swords clatter to the ground, not bothering to retrieve them as you get back to your feet.
You’re nearly at the edge of the ring when he calls out, still on the ground and propped up on his elbows. “He doesn’t deserve you.”
“Neither do you, Az.”
#a court of thorns and roses#acotar x reader#acotar x you#acotar#azriel#acotar azriel#azriel x you#azriel fic#azriel fanfic#azriel angst#azriel shadowsinger#azriel acotar#azriel x reader#acotar fics#acotar series#acotar angst#acotar fic
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spencer agnew where his partner is visiting shoot day and Spencer flirts with reader in his chosen outfit 🤭
I Choose You || Chosen!Spencer Agnew x reader
⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • smosh masterlist ⋆˚。⋆୨୧⋆
summary: when you come to visit smosh, where your boyfriend spencer works, he surprises you by showing you one of his favorite characters
word count: 1.1k
warnings: none
a/n: ahh i hope you enjoy this my love 🤭 this worked perfect for a short lil fic and i hope it’s what you wanted
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“Can I ask why you’re wearing a jester hat?”
You looked up at the woman in front of you.
“This?” She said, “It’s part of my character. Though what character I don’t exactly know yet.”
You shrugged. It wasn’t the weirdest thing you’d seen since you arrived at Smosh.
You’d just arrived a few minutes ago, finally making your way to the right studio. Spencer hadn’t given you exact directions and you’d had to ask multiple people which way it was.
“So are you new here?” The jester-hat woman asked. “I’m Amanda, by the way.”
“No, I’m just visiting,” you gestured to your lanyard, “I’m (Y/n), Spencer’s partner.”
Amanda cocked her head to the side. “Huh, so you are real. There goes my 20 bucks.”
You chuckled. “Yeah, Spencer invited me to come watch the shoot today. He said he wanted to show me something, but I don’t know where he is.”
“Found him,” Amanda said, pointing in the direction of Spencer
You watched as he walked towards you. You took in his attire. He was wearing a black wolf-themed t-shirt, khaki shorts, and dark sunglasses, a sword at his hip.
“Oh boy,” Amanda patted your shoulder, “Good luck with that.”
She stepped away leaving you alone, before Spencer arrived in front of you.
“Hey Spence,” you said. “I—
“So,” he interrupted. He put on a voice, completely in character. “You must be the new visitor here at Smosh.”
He indicated the visitor’s lanyard you wore around your neck. You were only confused for a moment before you realized. This must be what he wanted to show you—a character. You decided to sit back and see where this went.
“This studio is a freaking hellscape,” he continued, “If you wish to survive here, you must listen to these instructions, and listen carefully.”
You raised an eyebrow, stifling a laugh.
Spencer pulled his sunglasses down, breaking character for a moment “(Y/n), this is serious. Never laugh at the Chosen.”
“The Chosen?”
“Yes,” Spencer said, becoming the character again, voice and all. “The Chosen. Master of wit and combat. Downfall of all my enemies.”
“Right,” you nodded your head, an amused look on your face, “Got it. Continue.”
“As I was saying,” Spencer—the Chosen—kept going, “listen up if you want to have a rat’s chance at walking out of here alive.”
“Number one. Never ask Angela about the chronology of any important historical events.”
“Hey!” The woman who must have been Angela shouted in outrage, overhearing.
“It’s ok, Ange,” Amanda consoled her, “I get my ones and elevens confused too.”
“Moving on,” Spencer continued. “Number two. If you ever need to coerce Shayne into doing your bidding, use a La Croix. Some might say it’s his life force.”
You nodded, playing along with the bit.
“And finally, there are many aesthetically pleasing males here. More aesthetically pleasing than I. An epidemic, if you will. However, even though you may be tempted, pay no attention to any of them under any circumstances. They are all intellectually my inferior, trust me.”
You giggled, rolling your eyes at your boyfriend.
“I doubt that,” you said.
“I am always correct. And I assure you, my IQ is that of an—”
“No, I meant you know I think you’re the most attractive one here.”
“Have you heard of the warrior known as Damien?”
“Doesn’t matter,” you smiled, wrapping your arms around Spencer, “Because I only have eyes for you.”
“Well in that case, I’m not going to argue with you.”
“I thought you were always right?” You shot back.
“Ah, I see you’ve unlocked my one weakness: beautiful people.”
You blushed, placing your hands on his chest. “You have a weakness?”
“I know, surprising. But even Hercules had his own form of kryptonite.”
“Let me guess, you fought with him,” you teased, taking a step back. “What is it, clubs? Anvils? Some mythical monster?”
“No, it was Megara’s love. Did you even watch the Disney movie?”
You laughed. “So, beautiful people, huh?”
You looked into Spencer’s eyes. “I seem to have that weakness too.”
“Then you’ll know how serious it is,” he said, “And you’ll know what the only way of defending yourself against its hold is.”
You looked at him expectantly.
“We must kiss.”
“Only if it’s absolutely necessary,” you played along.
“Very,” Spencer mumbled, leaning in to kiss you.
Your lips met his and you wrapped your arms around his neck. He pulled you in, his hand tight around your back.
“Spencer!”
You pulled apart slowly and both looked in the direction of the voice.
“Make out on your own time, we need you on set!” Amanda called.
“Well,” Spencer said, turning back to you. “It seems I must begin another mission—one with significantly less hot babes.”
You rolled your eyes at him.
“I’ll see you later then,” you kissed him gently, “I’ll try to survive as long as I can.”
“Best of luck. And remember, I may be the Chosen,” he said, “But I choose you.”
He bent down and kissed your hand slowly, before tipping his non-existent hat to you and walking back to set.
You sat down on a chair towards the back of the room, reflecting on the interaction you’d just had.
You loved Spencer so much. It was things like this that reminded you why.
You watched the whole shoot, enjoying seeing some of what Spencer did as a living. You knew he was talented and funny and dedicated—but watching him work just renewed that knowledge.
You were more in love with him than when you got there.
The shoot ended and Spencer walked over to you, wrapping his arms around you and giving you a quick kiss on the forehead.
“Well, what’d you think?” He asked, back to himself.
“I thought you were incredible,” you answered, trying your hand at the Chosen voice.
Spencer smiled, “Not bad, babe. But maybe you should leave the Chosen-ing to me.”
“You are the master,” you saluted.
There was silence for a moment.
“So,” you began, tracing your finger along one of his arm tattoos, “Do you think you could, um, bring some of that Chosen stuff home?”
“Really?” Spencer raised an eyebrow.
“Yeah, I don’t know,” you said, “I think it’s kinda sexy.”
“You do?” Spencer looked shocked and a bit flustered before clearing his throat and covering it up.
“I mean,” he said, his voice deeper, “Of course you do.”
You laughed, beginning to walk towards the door, grabbing Spencer’s hand as he followed you.
“So,” he said, putting back on the Chosen voice as you giggled, “You’ve become enamored with the Chosen?”
He paused.
“Impressive.”
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Can I get your thoughts on a gn reader who’s dating Grayson and is like a parent figure or older sibling to Damien, so they have a soft spot for him ( so does Damien ) ?
Dick grayson x gn!y/n x platonic!Damian
this is my first time writing a gn reader so like I'm sorry if I write something stupid or offensive, just comment it and ill fix it.
if you are dating dick then damian will stalk you extensively at first. Dick is his favorite sibling ( in most comics) and if dick is serious about you, stalking is just how the batfam shows love.
He will be rude , he will be mean and sarcastic but dick warned you and you understand where dami's coming from. So you kindly and patiently deal with him and dick obviously doesn't let Dami cross the line when it comes to you.
One night dick had to rush out for a really scary mission and told you to stay at the manor because its the safest place to be.
Damian was the only other person that was left behind since the mission required everyone else on the team and bruce did not think damian was ready for such a high risk mission just yet.
so damian was really frustrated and also worried for the rest of the family. you walk past Dami's room to see him staring off in the distance while fidgeting or biting his nails. You ask alfred for a chess set ( or any other board/card game) and bring it to dami's room. While playing , he opens up about his frustrations and you patiently listen . Not a lot of people in his family are as warm and caring as you are ( maybe dick but even he is really busy)
After that night the roles are reversed. Now damian thinks dick is undeserving of you and his snarky comments are directed to him. You just find it funny while dick is left confused. "I thought he liked me more man, why the sudden switch?" " he got enlightened dickie boy muhahah" " you are mind controlling him arent you"
One-on-one time in the manor- haha dick wishes. So he tries only calling you when dami is at school or training or patrol. ofc you and dami catch on soon which means you and dami chasing him with katanas.
talking about katanas, dami loves showing you his art and his pets and if you share an interest in either of them he gets even more excited.
you and dick become dami's honorary parents. might as well adopt him since bruce and talia are obviously not doing a very good job ( in most comics) .
whenever dami is mad at bruce or simply upset or bored he comes to you and dick's apartment. You and dick are the fun warm loving couple that spend the night playing board games and watching stupid movies . you introduce him to all the major pop culture shows and movies and dick teaches him how to just dance randomly. your apartment is so different from the gloomy , filled with blood stains, fights and training manor. its filled with music and love and warm lights cooking together in funny pjs and dancing badly to pop songs.
it is watching you and dick that dami realizes what love is supposed to look like. and what a normal household looks like( sort of normal) and it affects the way he grows up. I wont be surprised if he comes to you for parents teacher meeting days or to sign his field trips or for advice on normal things
and the canon where dami is being bullied in school, while you go full on protective mode ,dick tries teaching him how to be better in social situations.
overall dami is just counting down days dick marries you and you'all unofficially adopt him.
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