Louis double tapping Damek's neck before he starts drinking him is the funniest fucking thing he does in the first season.
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Sometimes u think ur a crazy fujoshi but lestat literally says
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Daniel and Damek go on a date to Kite Beach in matching t-shirts. Damek’s shirt says “Sugar” and Daniel’s says “Daddy”.
Armand and Louis last seen in the kitchen as Louis tries to stop Armand from diving head first into the blender.
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Just got to Louis slapping damek’s neck before biting him in my rewatch and i once again . Think i hauve covid
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had blood drawn today and all I could think of was this scene
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I really want Damek to not want to be a vampire. I want him to be someone who fell into being a walking sippy cup because he was saying “yes” to life and thinks it’ll be a fun thing to think about later in life
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obsessed with damek and also louis interacting with him
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IWTV S3 Promo/Teaser: Freaking Out - Lestat & Daniel are Unhinged
As usual, Imma try to go frame by frame thru AMC's IWTV S3 promo, but I was laughing so hard I had one hand slapped over my forehead trying not to pass out and die--WHAT am I looking at in the year of our lord 2024!? 🫣 AMC is so goated for doing this!
Daniel oughta be sued for this alone--he should've tracked down Damek if he just needed a random blonde white guy if Lestat refused to show up! XD STUNT QUEENS!
Mark Johnson: "I think he's entertaining someone?"
Daniel: "Do we have insurance for homicide?"
Yeah, YOURS! 😂
And they got the gallon of blood in a pewter goblet, WHY? XD That don't even look warm! 😭
Daniel: "That HIM. Jesus Christ, look at him!"
By the tone of his voice I can't tell if Daniel was creaming himself or pissing himself, or both. 😝
LESTAT IS WEARING CLAUDIA'S YELLOW COLOR I AM UNWELL NOBODY TOUCH ME 😭💔
Mark Johnson: Mr. Lioncourt, hi, Mark Johnson, I'm the executive producer. We talked on the phone a couple of times; we're really excited about the--
Lestat: I don't remember you.
Mark Johnson: --documentary.... Ok.
GOD. 🤣🤦
Sam's midriff, I can't; Carol Cutshall, Imma send you my therapy bills.
Get this coked out queen off my dang screen. 🤣🤦
Not the blood-red choker where Louis slit his throat-- He wears blood like jewels, y'all! XD You can't talk about Louis now, hypocrite! 😝
Christine Claire: You have 45 minutes and he's gone.
Daniel: Who the f**k are you?
Staff: This is Christine Claire, Mr Lioncourt's lawyer.
REALLY, Les? Really?
Staff: Hair and makeup, now--
Lestat: Do I look like I need you? 💅💎
💀👻 This diva bish.
Lestat: There's a goblet on the table. 🧿👄🧿🔪
Daniel: You don't like the goblet? Can we get rid of the goblet, please, thank you~!
The way Lestat death-stares the poor sound-man just for being dehydrated, omg.
"Armand told the truth" tattoo--are y'all effing kidding me? 🤣 Daniel Molloy and cinematographer Jesse M. Feldman; you've got a mole in your studio!
Lestat is PIIIIIISSSED! 🤣At long last, the meme has been realized!
Daniel: I see you have my book there, what do you think--*choking*
Oml, Lestat's finna kill Daniel by the end of this interview! 😭 I am DYING of laughter, y'all.
"I am The Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal...more or less. The light of the sun...the sustained heat of an intense fire.... These things might destroy me. But then again...they might not.
Sam, you WERK, bish!
His vocals on the song snippet sound REALLY good! While I'm bummed we won't get that Nu Metal sound from the QotD movie, I'm glad they're going with Euro-sounding Glam Rock for AMC!Lestat!
Nice nod to Count Dracula's ah-ah-ah laugh! XD
They just CANNOT decide which contacts to give this man, it's hilarious at this point.
What on earth is he doing? XD
God, he's killed someone on set. XD
Louis finna show up at the studio with the divorce papers this time. XD
Nope, that face won't save you now! XD
Lestat once Daniel's done tearing his dignity to shreds.
He's cracked, your honor.
This promo was SO much fun, omg, I haven't laughed like that in a hot minute; thank you AMC! ❤️
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I’m always thinking about IWTV 1x05 when Louis is feeding off Armand (Rashid) at the table and then goes on to call Daniel out for this thoughts about what Armand tastes like… like why did Louis do that?? I’m sure Daniel is thinking all sorts of things about them the whole time, so why that?
My take is that Louis was pissed off and jealous of whatever unspoken feelings still lie between Daniel and Armand, which become increasingly apparent, and wanted to make them uncomfortable. First of all, why did Armand make the whole thing sooo sensual like basically cumming at the table, meanwhile he’s still playing a human servant at that point? Like an actual human would be feeling weak and in pain. And Armand is doing all that that for Daniel to see, not Louis.
And then, like the real freak Daniel is about Armand, his response is to think what does he taste like?? Hello??! That is such a sexually charged thought. Clearly didn’t cross his mind about Damek. And as a human with no taste for blood, why else would you wonder what someone tastes like…
Then Louis taunts Daniel and asks him if he wants a sample. And the whole exchange just seems to adds that much more tension between Daniel and Armand. Louis only seems to call out Daniel’s thoughts when he’s upset and trying to bring him down a notch. Anyways these bitches are so messy and I just think about this moment a lot.
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Out of curiosity,
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you guys. the kink meme has ex plo ded. there are now EIGHTY-FIVE PROMPTS.
so it’s come to the point i can’t even list all the updates, but: I can list some stats.
NOTE: these are not representative of fandom lusts, but are instead representation of requests from PARTICIPANTS. please come put your favs in Situations. how to play:
log in to AO3. go here. on the left-side menu, you’ll see the “prompt form” button. click it, and you’ll be presented the beautiful page where you can anonymously unleash your naked id your wish for your OTP. thank you again to @vampire-dove for this kink meme!!
current most-requested: loustat at 31 requests
current village bicycle: armand paired with someone, at TWELVE! different! pairing! requests! for 36 requests total
second-most pairings: louis de pointe du lac (8 configurations at a total of SIXTY-SEVEN requests for Situations; those taking part currently lust after the people’s princess)
less-slutty-than-anticipated: lestat de lioncourt (7 pairing configurations at a total of 39 requests)
again: this is only representative of the current participants’ desires. do you desire? go play.
CURRENT REQUESTS STATS FOR THE IWTV KINK MEME, as of 24 July 2024:
name/name written in alphabetical order, not top/bottom-etc form. i’ve included a couple 0’s whose absence blew my mind
31 requests: Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac
14 requests: Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac
11 requests: Armand/Louis de Pointe du Lac
8 requests: Armand/Daniel Molloy
5 requests: Armand/Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac
4 requests: Claudia/Madeleine
4 requests: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt
2 requests: Louis de Pointe du Lac/Rashid
2 requests: Louis de Pointe du Lac/those 100s of San Francisco guys
1 request: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac
1 request: Armand/Daniel Molloy/Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac
1 request: Daniel Molloy/Marius de Romanus
1 request: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt/Marius de Romanus
1 request: Armand/Rashid
1 request: Armand/Santiago
1 request: Armand/Damek
1 request: Armand/Louis’s 100s of San Francisco guys
1 request: Lestat de Lioncourt/Nicki de Lenfent
0 requests: Armand/Marius de Romanus (note: as a solo pairing. they are represented elsewhere)
0 requests: Lestat de Lioncourt/Magnus
is your lust unrepresented? are you surprised by a lack of a particular pairing? go forth and ask, or go forth and fill these delicious proto-dreams. writing takes time: so far we have 1 claim/fill and 1 claim.
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we need to talk about louis slapping damek's throat to get the vein to surface. who taught him that?! our baby girl would be gentle and would never be that aggressive. although it's very hot and sexy as he does it. it's giving playa 😈
is this what he's been learning in that penthouse or in the 70s? lestat wake up. your baby girl is turning into a macho man again. insert td jakes wake up video.
https://www.tumblr.com/losingbenni/712272651367989248/jacob-anderson-as-louis-de-pointe-du-lac
side note wassup w ur struggle ebonics my baby?? im struggling to get what u even tryna say here
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Damek on his break from being a bloodbag for those weirdos in the tower.
Big tough fearless guys need a kitten or three for balance and mental stability.
Just keep them away from Louis.
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My boyfriends thoughts on iwtv characters on a scale of megabased to megacringe (typed verbatim from what he said)
Louis: based
Lestat: *sigh* based until he dropped Louis then cringe but then based during trial when he was telling the truth but back to cringe when he decided and went along with it. Overall... cringe
Claudia:mega based. Went out singing song used to torment her
Madeleine:cringe bc her vampire eyes looked weird (objectively wrong but imma let him have it)
Jonah:based
Santiago:mega-based. This nigga can fly, act, follow the rules. He don't bottom bitch for nobody, unlike Armand.
Eastern European lady: based. War hardened. Not quite megabased
Feral vampire: cringe
Feral vampires mother: mega cringe. Nihilistic behavior will not be tolerated in this home
Armand I guess: when he's showing off fire shit and shutting people down he's mega based, when you tell him face down ass up in the coffin now AND HE OBLIGES? Mega Cringe. His gaslight gatekeep girl boss is megabased
Fake Rashid: Cringe
Real Rashid: mega based. Goddamn industry plant
Daniel: fuckin sigh, crackhead Daniel megacringe, reformed divorced Daniel megabased. Eats and leaves no crumbs
Damek: true neutral
Antoinette: if you have nothing nice to say don't say it
Paul:mega cringe
Grace: mega based, husband is mega cringe (could not give explanation but I'm sure he has one)
Florence: *head shake and stank face* peak cringe
He then grunted and squeezed my thigh.
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