#dadza is mentioned

[regretfulmoth]

Old art of Kristin from my old magical girl au from last may/june (lore under the cut)

In the au she's a vigilante with Phil who is against Schlatt turning the artform of being a magical girl into a glorified, government funded dog fights/beauty pageants. Kristin was once actually apart of the MGA (Magical Girl Association/Arena) back when it was just a program that paid magical girls for the work they do for the city. But once Schlatt retired being a MG and started running the MGA more as a business, Kristin was kicked from the program for her powers being seen as "too gruesome and unprofitable".

The MGA makes its profits in two ways: Selling licensed merchandise of its MG's and letting outsiders watch/make wagers on the MGs fighting each other as training. Kirstin, also known as "Lady Death" when she's in MG form, has the ability of speeding up one's lifecycle by touching them. (think of the Forest Spirit from Princess Monokoke) The speed of this rapid aging does somewhat depend on her emotions and her relationship with whatever living thing she touches (Example: if she touches Phil while calm for 30 seconds, he'll age 4-5 years. But if she touches Schlatt for the same amount of time while emotions are high, he would be a pile of bones.) Her power is known as "Life Acceleration" and is theorized to contribute to her slower aging. This power cannot be turned off and she wears gloves 24/7 to prevent any accidental aging. Its also been theorized that once/if she dies, then her life acceleration will plague the world and cause the extinction of life on earth, but those are just silly fan theories and head canons :).

Well with this darker reputation in mind, Lady Death had a fairly small fanbase and an even smaller demand for merchandise. Lump in with the fact she can't train like the other MGs because of the risk of killing her fellow MGs. At first Kristin was pissed but rather understanding as of why she couldn't be a part of the MGA to an extent but as the policies became more restrictive and bias towards more "profitable magical girls", her patience with the program grew thin.

Her final straw was the day the MGA change their payment policies to the point where only the most popular and "brand safe" MGs could ever make a living under the MGA. A program where its whole point was to give the dozens of people brave enough to defend civilians from danger the resources and pay they need to continue their work is now throwing money to whoever throws more back. These new policies essentially forced Phil into finding a new job because what once could comfortably cover his life with Kristin and a small family down the line is now barely anything.

So, during the day Phil and Kristin work their full time jobs and at night they each do commission work as Magical Girls as a side hustle. Since the new policies there has been a shortage of MGs who can/are willing to deal with threats that are causing a muck. This has led to people personally commissioning Unofficial Magical Girls to do smaller jobs like patrolling on a smaller scale to prevent any situations from happening. Doing commission work is rather risky because its illegal to be a MG without a proper license and the only way to get one is if you're part of the MGA and you work under the programs regulations.

The couple, especially Kristin is very against the MGA and what has become of it. There was a brief moment in time where the two were very vocal of these changes in policies but the movement was not successful. Kristin to this day is a unofficial magical girl and her persona as Lady Death is still openly against the MGA. Meanwhile Phil has retired from the magical girl scene and is now focused on being a stay-at-home father.

[merao-mariposa]

we'll meet again on some snowy day

In which they meet again after Phil travels to the other plane

<3•<3•<3•<3•<3

Philza was busy, and Missa knew very well what it was like to be busy, so instead of being upset by his husband's sudden absence, he took advantage of filling the hours of alone time he couldn't have with his children in the past.

The happiest moments of his days being the three of them were those in which he could learn more about his children, the proper method to care for Lullah's hair or Chayanne's interest in streaming. Now that they were off the island, his little ones' imagination was the limit.

He allowed himself to breathe the cold air that played in his lungs, Quesadilla did not reach that cold even in its harshest winters, but the arctic hardly had warmth to give if you moved away from the dominions of the empire.

he noticed in the distance how another black shadow was approaching, crossing the frozen air with impetus and Missa smiled slyly when he was close enough to his earshot shouting the now customary "MUMZA SEND GREETINGS"

As quickly as the little crow got to him Missa made sure to lavish his plumage with soft, loving caresses, slightly interrupting his loud ramblings of “TECHNOBLADE AND PHIL TOOK A TEA” “DADZA CHOKED ON HIS MUG LMAO” “GREAT EMPIRE, POG EMPIRE” “SOUL HARVEST POST TEA O7” “TEA FOR THE ANGEL OF DEATH” “SOULS FOR THE EMPIRE” “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” with loud purrs

Soon the tea party gossip between old friends and apparent war crimes was amplified when a cloud blackened his view, surrounding him with hundreds of messenger crows that Phil had sent to keep his family updated on his adventures with the most important people in his life, he laughed with joy as he tried to pay attention to the messages he had been receiving for a while.

It was a dense cloud, so dense that Missa had difficulty seeing beyond his nose and even so he smiled happily knowing that Philza had been able to safely reunite with his people, he was a little afraid that as soon as they escaped from quesadilla the older man would not longer want him and the reaper would never see him again thanks to the difference in power between them, from the angel of death to a simple death reaper made him feel small.

He should have given him more credit, Philza is loyal in a way only a crow would ever be.

Missa is enthralled with the cloud of happy stories wishing that the sapphire-eyed man could stay longer on the plane of the dead experiencing more wonders that he did not notice anything else until a pair of firm, warm arms rested firmly on his waist.

He cried out loud and confused when the crows began to chant a name that tasted like honey in his mouth. Amazing how no matter how much time passed Missa always seemed to fit into Phil's arms like he was made to be in them forever.

The cold blue sky or the frozen ice envies the bluish color in his man's eyes and when he smiles at him, he feels the snow melting around him, every time he returns from the celestial plane he looks happier and revitalized as if shining with pure joy and Missa wants him to stay there and be this happy every day of his life, he deserves it. Stupefied, he still does not notice how among the sea of ​​feathers that still surround them, a pair of revitalized wings press around him like a shield against the elements.

“Misaaaa”

“Philza!”

“Missa…” His warm breath against Missa's collarbones makes him shiver and he places his hands on the opponent's shoulders. Allowing himself to enjoy the shorter man's company.

“I missed you” mentions the skeleton

“I missed you too” he murmurs something muffled against the fabric that protects Missa's body.

“How is the boss?”

“Well, she sends you greetings!” As if he didn't already know from the crows "Techno too, he says hello and asks when are you taking Chayanne to train?"

Sighing softly into the blonde hair Missa allows himself to meditate. “Mmh he flew to the Nether to help Dapper with a special loot or something. "he'll probably be back in a day or two."

Philza laughed softly at the thought of his little dragon, more than worrying about him, he would worry about every damn mod down there.

“When is Techno available, cariño?”

“For his favorite nephew? It better be all the time in the world,” Philza exclaimed with a happy laugh that pierced Missa's chest literally and figuratively.

Suddenly the crows around him cleared up a bit but before Missa could react a soft and indignant voice echoed in their minds.

“Chay is not Uncle Techno's favorite!”

“Llulah!!” Philza left his husband's comfortable chest to greet the dragon that was flying near them.

Although he will deeply miss the touch as soon as it faded, he knew that he would have the arms of his platonic husband again later, he allowed himself to enjoy the scene in front of him without worrying about anything else: Chayanne's absence was felt in the air but the laughter of father and daughter only predicted positivity, for a moment he almost lost the elegant but simple clothes in light blue tones and the royal blue cape that adorned his partner, on his head rested a gold crown symbol of the Empire. His girl, on the other hand, had soft and deep colors, something about her still gave vibes to a pre-Hispanic dragon, a mix between snake scales and colorful feathers, there were also poppies snaking between her long horns that Phil was now complimenting, “Chayanne will be so pissed off when he see that they grew more than his”

“Let's see those teeth!”

Both dragons were omnivores with a special attraction to meat but if Missa had to guess

“Is it me or are Chayanne's even bigger?” Missa asked, stroking Lullah's snout a little, who did not hesitate to blow some thick, black smoke from her nostrils into Missa's face.

Philza burst into laughter as Missa tried to scold the dragoness, ignoring that some ash got in his face making him look very funny actually.

“If you don't behave I'll make your dad cook today!” Llulah remained silent about that, wanting to refute something about how her fangs were sharper than Chay's, how apá Missa deserved it a little, which was with love! And pray not to have the classics…

“In fact I learned a new recipe with avocado toast, do you want to hear that? You have an avocado toast and BOOM you put nother one on top” Lullah made a tired groan and Dadza was such a smug “I call it; an avocado sandwich”

“That's great, man” Missa barely contained the urge to laugh while the dragon twisted her tail in displeasure, “But you won't be too tired now to cook?”

“Definitely not for you, mate”

Laughter resounded once again in the frozen when, just as when she was a small egg, Lullah dropped into an exaggerated pose of defeat.

Yeah. he felt good having waited for this.

[imaginemcyt]

growing up with sbi would include...

synopsis: what it's like to grow up part of the minecraft family in a semi-canon sbi au.

tw: mentions of fighting, some hurt/comfort. i think that's it!

listen to: runaway by aurora, seven by taylor swift, soldier poet king by the oh hellos, poet by bastille

inside jokes with tommy. obscure references that nobody else understands, it's like a secret language. someone will say something and you two will look at each other before bursting into laughter.

"hey mates, i'm thinking pasta for dinner. how does that sound? ...what? what's so funny?" *you and tommy crying of laughter in the background*

you're probably closest with technoblade. it's no secret that wilbur and tommy spend a ton of time together, especially after the creation of l'manberg, so you tend to gravitate towards techno.

techno lowkey really enjoys your presence, you're "marginally less annoying" than your other siblings.

in reality, it's a huge ego boost for him.

you're still super close with tommy, though. you're probably closer to him in age, so you guys hang out together.

you guys have a chore schedule because there was too much fighting over it before.

occasionally you trade chores with tommy, which gets on phil's nerves sometimes but whatever, as long as the chores get done.

wilbur plays you his newest songs to get your opinion on them.

once when you were a kid, wilbur accidentally got gum in your long hair and it had to be cut short. your hair went from knee-length braid to chin length bob thanks to wilbur's gum and phil's handiwork with a pair of kitchen shears.

not quite sbi but some would argue he is (we'll call him sbi-adjacent), you're extremely close with tubbo.

you probably had a crush on him when you were growing up 😭😭

you couldn't help your ten year old self!! he was sweet and he was your age and he was your closest friend! how could you not develop a crush on the bee boy????

maybe it didn't go away and maybe you married him?? and then ranboo gets introduced to the mix and suddenly you're all happily married?? omfg im squealing sorry

you guys are literally the song its nice to have a friend by taylor swift

anyway back to your regularly scheduled sbi content

you're the gardener in your family. techno has his potatoes, yeah, but you have your beautiful garden of sugar cane, wheat, and carrots. you have mushrooms galore and your flower patches? unmatched.

when you were young, you loved hand picking the mushrooms out of your garden for dadza to put in the mushroom stew.

techno used to braid your hair for you when you were young. every day your hair was neatly braided and out of your face.

but lord knows between your habit of tree climbing and your adventures in the creek with tommy and tubbo, the braid would be proper messy at the end of the day.

you'd take a bath and then when you were clean and dressed, techno would braid it for you again before bed.

you'd sit in front of the fire, and he'd braid your hair in silence, but if you asked him to tell you a story, he'd hide a smile and then dive into a tale from greek mythology.

you'd fall asleep there, curled up in front of the fire, and techno would gently pick you up and carry you to your bed, the voices screaming at him to protect you the entire time.

if you get hurt on your little adventures, phil will carefully bandage you up before wrapping you in his wings for a warm embrace.

when you're sad, you usually seek out wilbur. he's the best one to go to out of your brothers. he will give you a hug and listen to you vent, or he'll play you songs on his guitar if you don't want to talk about it.

tommy doesn't know how to handle it if you're upset. if you want a distraction, he's your man. he'll take you to the creek or to visit tubbo, asking what kind of mischief you'd like to get up to, or he's plugging in his video game console, handing you a controller. if you're seeking comfort, look somewhere else because good lord LMAOOO, if you're crying he's probably like "hey what are you doing? stop that" *disgusted face*

techno isn't good at comfort, and he'll most likely ignore you, but he'll let you wear his cloak or rest your head on his shoulder. if you're crying, he might wrap an arm around you and read to you to help you feel better.

if phil sees you upset, he'll wrap his wings around you and let you cry it out before asking you what's wrong. and when phil asks, it's less of a "tell me if you'd like" and more of a "you will tell me what's upsetting you and we will talk it out". he wants to help you feel better and he can't determine the best course of action if you're being secretive about your feelings. he may pry, but he really means well.

techno teaches you how to defend yourself once after a spider catches you off guard in your garden. luckily he was there to protect you, but after that he decided it was time you learn to do that for yourself.

one time you got in trouble at school for fighting a girl and when you got home, phil surprisingly wasn't mad at you. he sat you down at the kitchen table and was like "fighting? really mate? that isn't like you."

you explained to him that the girl was being mean to tubbo and he wouldn't defend himself so you did it.

you didn't get in trouble, instead he gave you a lengthy discussion on how violence isn't the answer, but ended it by saying how he was proud of you for standing up for your friend.

techno was secretly proud that you used some of the moves he taught you.

this got super long my bad 😭 but i could legit go on and on about sbi family dynamic all day long. please let me know if you'd like a part two because i'd be so happy to make one!!

[isa-ghost]

was reading through your q!phil hc masterpost and was wondering if you could add any of your codebreakers/etoilza headcanons into the fray…? :3

YESSSS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS LONG TO GET ASKED /LH

qPhil headcanons masterlist

RESTATES for my and your convenience (heads up, there are a few suggestive/mildly explicit mentions!!):

--He's FWB with Etoiles. Extremely QPR, Etoiles is an aro king --He and Phil started out as friends and that has Barely changed if at all, but sparring matches get a little too homoerotic sometimes and neither of them can resist the other when they're popping off extra hard. Things have. Escalated a few times. If yknow what I mean. Of all Phil's harem members polycule partners, he & Etoiles have absolutely ZERO emotional investment in the Spicy(tm) things they do together. It's simply a very intimate way of showing each other their respect & admiration for the other. What they have going on is a "*spanks you* good game, let's hit the showers team" kinda deal. They're the type of mfs to finish in bed then shake hands like "gg." Casual sex is >>>> to these two, but it happens waaay less between them than it did Phil & Fit, Fitza was habitual (pre-Pac). Codebreakers is a once in a while thing --Etoiles has 100% asked Phil who fucks the best out of the polycule bc like everything else, it's a competition & he Must win, he Must have the best dick game. This amuses Phil very much --Phil is attracted to Etoiles the same way he's attracted to Fit, HOWEVER, the reasoning is different. Etoiles has raw skill and talent, but it's the way he wields it and demonstrates it that makes Phil wanna act up. Also Etoiles is fucking hilarious. Who can resist a good sense of humor? Those dramatics make Phil swoon --Etoiles is one of the people who is best at catching Phil's Tells for when something is wrong --Etoiles is one of few people who can convince (or goad) Phil into doing something he normally wouldn't, especially if he's drunk --Speaking of Phil being drunk around Etoiles, the way he can still absolutely body someone or snipe smth from miles away makes Etoiles want to kiss him stupid --Etoiles left a scar on Phil's back during Purgatory when he killed him Day 1. Phil didn't know for the longest time, but it took him a while to show him his wings after that. --Phil was genuinely afraid of Etoiles (& Fit) for a while after Purgatory --Sometimes Phil's laughs and startled yelps sound almost like squawks. Also his hiccups. It's very rare, but whenever it happens, he gets teased for it. Especially by Etoiles. --Phil goes back and forth on gifting one of his shed feathers to Etoiles --Technically all of the Polycule vs Ender King hcs apply to Etoiles in some way --Phil could listen to Etoiles teach him about French culture for hours

And now the new stuff :D

Etoiles's dramatics can get Phil in tears laughing. His sides and stomach will hurt before it's over, and Etoiles can go on for MINUTES. Sometimes he'll keep going purely because it has Phil dying so hard and he loves seeing what a kick Phil gets out of it

Etoiles is (playfully) salty that Phil is such a My Kids Come First kinda guy bc GOD does he want Phil to be down to do dangerous pvp and dungeon busting shit without the "euuu we gotta make sure it's safe" aspect more often. He wants that Angel of Death. Etoiles is the #1 Dadza (Derogatory) islander /lh

See, Fitza is more explicit and deadass about their,, Time together. Codebreakers is more subtle. Yknow that "media literacy is knowing when something that isn't gay sex is gay sex" post? That's Codebreakers. Sparring, dungeon busting, whatever high-risk high-exertion thing they're doing together. That.

It should go without saying how down Etoiles would be to throw hands with Ender King. It would be the most exhilarating fight he's ever had

Phil's still lowkey lost about the whole resistance thing. And schedules lately have not been kind to the two of them, so he hasn't had a chance to talk about it with Etoiles as extensively about it as he'd like to

Btw he's secretly concerned as hell smth bad is gonna happen to Etoiles if more of his body becomes corrupted by code :)

They 100% refer back to the time Etoiles said this regularly, and similar things like it. The same can be said for Fitza but my god the extent to which these two are more than willing to kill for each other. OUGH.

Phil does not realize how much pent up stress and emotion he can vent out via sparring or hitting something really fucking hard. Etoiles is going to fix that one day.

Phil's Etoiles impression has made Etoiles attempt to learn how to mimic Phil in retaliation but he cannot for the life of him get the hang of Phil's fuckass accent. Geordies stay winning to this man's dismay

Etoiles is frustratingly yet fascinatingly hard for Phil to clock sometimes. It's difficult to gauge exactly how he's feeling or what he's thinking. And yet as inconvenient that can be sometimes, something about it is incredibly attractive to Phil at the same time. Which is funny because unpredictability is usually not something his survivalist brain would like. Something about how he trusts Etoiles and therefore his being a wildcard is not so scary,,

Etoiles 🤝🏻 Chayanne - Wanting Phil to take them on a flight

I don't know if I'd call Etoiles an anarchist the same way I would Phil, but either way he is SO DOWN to fuck with the Feds if it entails any kind of pvp or the need to be geared up

Ok listen I have to call back to the gay sex subtext thing. Things that are more sex than gay sex to Codebreakers: Sparring, adrenaline, battles of wit, flexing powerful gear, thinking too much about what an absolute potential killing machine the other is, watching one another be in The Zone during a fight

Phil has more physical strength than skill with weapons and Etoiles has more skill with weapons than physical strength. Ok now imagine that while they're in a 2v# fight

I would not put it past Etoiles to pull a Missa and say smth wildly out of pocket and suggestive so fast in French that Phil doesn't catch it.

[rainbowchaox]

Random question:

Okay, I have this question in my mind for a long time, and well you are a crow so might you can give me the answer.

How and when did the crows start to love or like Missa? Because, (I think) everytime Missa have a mention in Phil stream chat just go a little bit crazy spamming "Missa"

Idk, I just have this question about this

I won’t lie. Literally day 1 of the egg event all the crows saw Missa and it was all like this

“Oh he’s funny let’s keep him Dadza”

“I like him.”

“Let’s adopt him”

“HOLY FUCK HE CAN SING”

“I love him”

Like Phil and Us brain chemistry changed at the same time.

[rqranboo]

Do you prefer pizza or pasta

-Dadza/🐦‍⬛

Me when pizza is mentioned at any point ever. I would die for a large half pepperoni half chicken bacon ranch...

I know I know... bacon isn't kosher but He will forgive. I hope anyway-

What about you? Do you have a preference?

[antimony-medusa]

starting off this reply by saying you're way more coherent than I'll ever be and you've managed to sum up all the main points my silly anon vent post made and more.

my hatred of dadza assignments is less going after people minding their own business but more the people making their theories everyone's business through character critique threads. i was tired of people attacking cPhil not being an all-seeing all-knowing paternal therapist for far too many people on the old server who were going through their sad cubito arcs (when at most he was an acquaintance), and I'm slightly horrified watching qPhil being attacked/ mischaracterised to fit the same narrative in the exact same way right now on a completely separate server. i could copy and paste arguments used against innitwt fans who went too far then and apply it to qsmptwt fans who are going too far now, qPhil hasn't been assigned the abusive/absent side character in many qsmp fanfics just yet but time and flat circle etc etc

honestly it sucks because during purgatory the BOLAS cult/family fan reaction was fun! and maybe it was because it was in it's early stages or creators weren't focusing on their angst-filled individual lore at the time but people were (mostly) making dark cannibalistic AUs and art and just exploring potential dynamics, instead of assuming fanon=canon and delving into the very familiar 3 stages you mentioned (wiki writers being a notable exception as per usual)

point C is just describing how twitter works, most stans think that if they make enough noise their chosen creator or entire fandom will bend to their will. as Tubbo said it's not that deep

Yeah! Yeah I am in full agreement here. I ended up deleting my response to that post cause I felt like I'd gotten too far off track for the question, but I think it escaped containment first, so, hello. Continued conversation. :D To be clear, I didn't think you were out of line at all, you just hit me in a moment where I'd been doing some reflections about what I post, and I'm personally trying to remind myself to not go out here posting stuff like "shipping is the only moral way to do fandom, family dynamic is BAD", because if I think about it for more than a second that's an absurd thing to say, and it's not helpful. We're all being kind of weird here, family dynamic is not too far out of line when we're talking about Things To Headcanon With Cubitos.

However, I DO think there's an issue in the fandom with people telling themselves that shipping = bad but family dynamic = good, and then doing everything that shipping wars lead into, including demonizing other characters for the sake of their ship family dynamic, and throwing characterization and canon out the window for the sake of their ship family dynamic. And then they put it on the wiki. Seeing people take non-canon family dynamics and then write character crit analysis moments about how people are reacting badly within it is aughghghghghghghhghghghghgh <I am become that person falling down a minecraft chimney again. But then again, I am never a fan of character crit moments in the first place, I am more a person who sits at my screen like "ooo, more war crimes? is it my birthday?" I am a fan of the murder war crimes guy, why are you writing serious posts on my dash about how he's a bad person because he's not emotionally available to his daughter (editor's note: they don't mean his real daughter, they mean a grown woman doing a bit). I see character crit posts and immediately start taking -1hp poison damage per round.

Yeah as someone who DID enjoy BOLAS in purgatory, most of the bolas tag on Ao3 is not written in such a way that I'd enjoy it, I like those guys as a found family slash cult, not as a bio family, heaven's sake. These are guys making up rituals in a death game, the way I see it, not a fluffy OR angsty family. However there are still a FEW people writing bolas in a fun way that's fun to me (check out response to danger by insomniawillow if you are open to some more e-rated concepts and writing), so I'm not entirely ready to go full blocked tags on it.

Mostly after so long in the dadza mines in the DSMP I'm just tearfully going "please, please, can we talk about the real guy as an adult and a peer, not as a dad, look he has his own kids you can talk about now, can he be a peer to the other streamers, please" and then I break down weeping piteously. It's fun times seeing what twitter is doing, I'll tell you.

[colossal-red]

Endless Sleep

Tw: death mention, grieving.

Tommy’s sleep was restless, it had been several weeks since the incident, as those dumbass therapists called it… he hated that word now. Ever since that day, it had been hard to close his eyes.

He missed those mofos so much.

In his sleep, in the very same room on a significantly bigger bed than the one he rested in on a nightstand, Philza would awaken, and sit up with a groggy look about him, wiping some sleep from his eyes he would turn to look at Tommy… a sigh coming from his lips.

He himself had troubles too, but he had to be there for Tommy; It was all that kept him going, losing two of his three sons would do that to you… need something to keep you going. He’d rise to his feet, and gently stroke Tommy’s small hair with a finger, feeling his soft movements, despite the sad nature of his distressed motions, it was the most active he’d seen him in a while.

“Shhh…” He whispered softly, stroking his blond hair until he calmed. The larger avian would look out a window, gazing at the night sky, the stars shining brightly. He wished he could see them just one last time.

On the nightstand, close to where Tommy slept was a photo of the once happy family, but now half of them were gone. Techno, gone much too soon and Wil, taken most recently.

It was heart shattering.

Memories flashed through Phil’s mind, as soundless tears dripped from his face, times of love, times of laughter; God he’d give anything to have those times back.

One memory in particular appeared, a day like any other, except all four of them were tired as shit hehe… Phil nearly crashed the car that day, picking them all up from their work or school in Tom’s case.

Tubbo had called them all sleepy boy’s when he came to visit, and the name kind of stuck, it became an inside joke, Sleepy Boi’s Incorporated, they called themselves.

They tried their best to stay awake and have some family bonding time together but… when Wil face-planted into a pie that Tommy had moved in front of him, Phil would send them off to bed.

Everyone learned a lesson from that to not stay up too late hehe…

Suddenly, lost in his thought, something would perch on Phil’s shoulder, and nuzzle his neck. “Tommy…?”

“Phil.” Tommy replied simply, wings held close to his body as he stayed there on the Bean’s shoulder.

“Did I wake you?”

“Nah, if your snores can’t wake me up old man I doubt anything could.“

That caused a laugh from Phil, Tommy staying perched on despite the shakes, Phil was still crying a bit, but the laughter felt nice. The smaller avian smiled, burrowing into Phil’s neck as he reached up and placed a hand on Tommy to almost hug him, a sniffle coming from Tom.

“You okay mate?”

“Yeah,it’s just… I wish they were here with us.”

“Me too Tom, me too.” Phil replied, sighing again as he sat down, softly stroking Tom’s hair.

“It’ll be okay mate. They’d- they’d want us to carry on…”

“Yeah, Wil would’ve cracked a joke here I think. Techno would maybe have laughed in his usual way, patting your back…” Tom mumbled to himself, just staying as close to Phil as he could.

“Yeah, probably.” Phil said with a sad smile.

“I think… I’ll be okay… won’t we Dadza..?”

“Yea… yea mate,”

“We’ll be okay.”

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Hey y’all, Red here.

Regarding the Wilbur Soot allegations…

Wilbur Soot is gone; As far as I'm concerned, the Wilbur Soot we knew is dead now... the one we knew and loved would never do the things he's done, all that's left is this, terrible abuser who I can’t even recognize. :,]

I believe… we can still make fics about the one we knew and loved, our Real Wilbur, not this- disgrace.

Separating the one we knew and loved from the disgrace that emerged from the ashes;

And so I had this fic idea… a smol Fic Idea: A tribute to the SBI, Phil and Tommy-centric with the two in grieving over the deaths of Wil and Techno, but after some bonding and comfort- g/t, the short fic would end with the simple words... "It'll be okay" to celebrate the life of Techno, as we are getting close to that time of the year again… when we lost the legend… and to celebrate the Wilbur Soot we knew and loved, but abhor what he has become.

Just to be clear: I 100% support Shelby, she’s a good person, who didn’t deserve any of what happened to her… or anyone else affected by Will…

This fic, and any subsequent ones released after this by me… are not in support of Will, they are a tribute to the happy memories the Wilbur we knew and loved gave us, and mourning of the loss of the one that gave us hope, and inspired us…

I miss him, and after that ‘apology’

In the words of Soldier Boy…

“You’re such a f^cking disappointment.”

🫂

Here’s a hug for everyone in need :,] I’m still on hiatus, just to be clear… but when I get the chance to truly come back I will, I love all of you/p

And I hope y’all have an excellent day… (When I come back I’ll also clear out my inbox- thanks for the asks <3/p)

See y’all… when I see you. ❤️/p

P.S. I do apologize if people look at this fic in bad taste, I wrote this for myself majorly, in mourning of the man who was “Everything I wanted to be” as quoted from Spider-Man Ps4.

@kayla-crazy-stuffs @brick-a-doodle-do @i-am-beckyu @poprockpanda @a-tiny-frog-girl @local-squishmallow

[brick-a-doodle-do]

you know I've always got your back in the questions department :3

alrighty questions for four way street au

What are Wilbur and Technos goals as villains? We talking petty crimes, cause chaos for fun a spite heroes, Dr doofensmirtz villain levels or Avenger level threats?

What is Tommy's reason for going undercover? What do the heroes want him to do?

Is this fic one of those the villains are actually the villains, or the heroes are the villains story? I wanna know.

Does Phil have a role in this?

Hero, Villain and sidekick names PLEASE!!!

So what's Tommy's thoughts about the double dates?

annnnnnnnnnnd that's what I can muster rn <3

YIPPEEEEEE THANK YOU BECKYU I CHERISH YOUR ASKS <333

1. it started with techno, who noticed an uprising in "heroes" around the country. at first he was wary of it but then it advanced and they started running things and established themselves "on top" and kinda just ruined the flow of everything, so techno stood up. i think it'd be pretty cool if techno kinda relied on manifestations to inflict pain on the heroes at first, super low-key and just for his own satisfaction. but then he got really good at it and for some weird-universe-reason it turned into something he can just ... do on command ,,,,,,, so THEN he established himself as a villain, karrohaird (he wanted porker but niki closed that down pretty quick), and became pretty popular.

as for wilbur, he also wasn't a fan of the heroes running everything so he tried out for what karrohaird was doing, using an old book he's had since childhood that had always yielded positive results when he conducts a spell that lets him get his way for the day. he

and that's kind of how techno formed a dislikal of sophos (wilbr), because wilbur copied what he's doing (he considers it unoriginal which isn't a huge deal to him but when he playfully points it out, wilbur does make it a big deal)

so it's petty crimes and spite heroes cause eventually the heroes do try to up their game. idk. im just here for an angelduo scene

2. tommy goes undercover because he knows he'll create unnecessary conflict if wilbur and techno find out he's friends/allies with both of them (which isn't exactly the case but tommy still would never risk it). so for wilbur/sophos he's his vigilante self, and with karrohaird he's tommy

3. i mean it's kinda both, technically they're keeping crime active in the city but it's for a good cause in the longrun

4. YES!!!!! he does! he and tommy hang out a lot, he's basically half-adopted at this point, but wilbur and techno don't know that :D also it's been established that he's kind of a safezone if he's ever in trouble <33 dadza beloved

5. not sure who heroes are (eventually i will and there names will be revealed :D)....BUT i have already mentioned wilbur as sophos and techno as kairrohaird, i'm not sure about tommy, maybe discord and i can make it he just stole it from the app,, but also it makes sesne for tommy cause yk. discord. chaos.

niki is also in this as an occasional villain, she's a family friend with wilbur n techno so she knows both of their secrets, and also tommy lives with her as a tiny. (in this au he kinda just made up the term '"borrower" cause he wanted to save money. also he and niki can gossip about twinsduo sdjvdj) niki's villain name would maybe be neptune ?? i say that cause she helped design wilbur's outfit so they could go for a matching thing :D anddd powers im thinking maybe wind manipulation ?> idk the origin of it but 🤷‍♀️

6. tommy's thoughts are that it's absolutely hilarious and he would do anything to keep it up lmao

[found-wings]

(For code phil au)

How does Wilbur fit into it? Like are they still related, did Phil still raise him, are all those memories fake, etc?

~ 🐝

I love this question so much, because I‘ve had ideas surrounding this and majority are just.. painful WHEEZE

The idea I‘ve currently been most insistent on is one that you‘ve already mentioned :

All those memories are in fact fake.

Those who were created by the Federation but have memories of a past before arriving at the Island are all fake, made up to be believed. They are basically fake memories that cover up their true ‘past‘, being memories of growing up within the Federation.

An example of that would be for Phil and the Antarctic Empire.

Phil has memories of his adventures during the Antarctic Empire era, however majority of those memories are fake. Certain people ‘he got to know‘ during that time however are actual people that exist, just in very different ways ( e.g. Wilbur counts under these too ).

I imagine that the people that were created by the Federation and share some kind of past with others have shared fake memories, even if one of them isn‘t made by the Federation. I‘ll take Phil & Fit here as another example - they claim to be old friends, having known each other for a while, especially when Phil was still in the Antarctic Empire. Again, the only one in this Duo that was made by the Federation here is Phil, yet they share memories.

The Federation has basically created these fake memories to even other people so they all fit in easier ( hence why everyone upon arriving woke up on the train, etc. rather than remember getting on it and all ).

If I go through with it, I‘d most likely go with something similar with the fake memories for Phil & Wilbur - I‘m not always the biggest fan of having them be blood related family or a father-son relationship ( it heavily depends on how it’s set up tho ) and I more so headcanon that in these ( albeit fake ) memories they are also rather friends that have ‘known each other for years‘ and Wilbur sees Phil as maybe a kinda older brother figure, but has called him Dadza and all as an ongoing joke based on Phils behaviour & all, including ‘past memories‘.

It‘d also most likely connect back to the Antarctic Empire stuff too, their conflicts and playful interactions based on SMPEarth a bit, etc.

I hope this clears up some things :D

[xmooncanary]

Phil lore? Phil lore.

His minecraft skin is literally just Urahara from Bleach

He's the hardcore man! Had a 5 year hardcore world where he died to a baby zombie (technically he actually died to a spider but the baby zombie is funnier and we all blame it on him). Still does super long-running hardcore worlds and that's most of what he streams. References to his hardcore world death are actually in the game itself (occasional home screen splash text reading "Ph1lzA had a good run!")

In lore SMPs when in-character he often refers to the Hardcore world as "Dad's train sets in the basement" or similar.

Usual Nicknames include: Dadza, Birdza, Killza, Weebza, Oldza, etc etc. Just slap -za at the end. Also Kristin's Husband, Tech Guy (on Kristin's streams), Crowfather, The Only Man Ever, Bravest Man, Philza Minecraft, Angel Of Death, etc etc. People also often refer to him as "old" because he is 33 and is generally the oldest member of different SMPs (was the oldest member of the Dream SMP and is oldest member of the SBI).

SBI stands for Sleepy Boys Inc. (or Sleepy Bois Inc.) and is a group comprised of Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and later addition Tommyinnit. Phil is considered the dad-friend of the group, thus his dad-themed nicknames/lore.

He is Philza Minecraft because he made Minecraft alongside Hatsune Miku* (*He is very good at Minecraft)

You may occasionally hear the song "Philza Minecraft is so brave / He's the bravest man I ever met" (other verses include lines such as "Philza Minecraft is a dentist") This originated from Tommyinnit's "Colossal TNT Mod" video.

Crowfather is from Origins SMP, where he is a very literal birb man who causes mischief. Crowfather also cameo'd on Rats SMP where he was an even more literal crow and thought the mom of the house (voiced by his IRL wife, Kristin) was hot.

Father status varies depending on server/fanon but generally ranges anywhere from biological or adoptive father of one-to-three (Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Technoblade) (and adoptive great-grandkids through Fundy again)

Took over the world with Technoblade once (SMP Earth, Antarctic Empire)

"Angel of Death" originates from SMP Earth and that alongside his renowned skill with elytra are why he is generally depicted as having wings (particularly because he almost always has his elytra equipped on any world where he has one). Because he has a custom cape/elytra based on Urahara that makes his wings dark grey/black, people started depicting him as a crow, which merged with the Angel of Death thing due to crow associations with death. The wings were already a solid part of his fanon design before he joined the Dream SMP (though they weren't solidly crow wings yet) though quickly became fanon due to Sad-ist's animations - which is also why you'll often see him with one or both wings tattered, due to that design (dsmp fanon being that his wings were damaged in the explosion of L'Manberg while he was protecting Wilbur from it and thus why he can't fly on that server).

His chat is canonically crows after it being fanon for awhile (due to the above) until somebody mentioned it to him through TTS on a random hardcore stream and he said he liked the idea due to the mental image of literally throwing lore crumbs to the birds.

His TTS bot is named Brian, and is often depicted as a robot crow. Whenever Phil goes AFK on stream his mod/VIPs will make Brian make noises/sing ("ourna" and "7777777" are common). Usually this is IanBealio (best mod) or Wolfythewitch (renowned Philza fanartist). Ian is also often depicted as Phil's main crow, usually with an orange version of Phil's Urahara bucket hat.

Sometimes Phil's wife, Kristin (mc/twitch name Misstrixtin, also known as Mumza, since Phil is Dadza), will randomly sneak up on Phil to shoot him with a nerf gun during stream. She also runs his clips channel. She's also American. We love her lots and lots. Favorite parent. She thinks being drawn as a death goddess is super cool. Also something you may see in designs of her occasionally is that she has a white streak in the back of her hair. She thinks it's cool when that detail is included (and the DSMP fandom likes to combo that with her in the DSMP being Fundy's grandmother, since Fundy IRL also has white streaks in his hair, so his character is often depicted with them as well).

Phil's hardcore worlds have lore! Lots of lore. Current world's main lore is that there are a bunch of gods that had a war against the End King who tried to steal everything and each build in the world is based off of the events of that war. Gods include the End King, the Blaze Empress, the Ocean Overlord, and Rose (Flower deity). This lore is very loose though and not critical to understanding or enjoying his hardcore series. It's just worldbuilding for projects, not an RP world.

Also one time in this world after he fought the End dragon a bunch to open up all the end portals, apparently during those fights the dragon glitched through portals twice and ended up in the outer end islands, so later when exploring he had to fight two Ender Dragons at once, mid-air over the void before they returned to the main island destroyed his custom End Island. On Hardcore. There's a video about it, It's called the Fight For Endlantis. (Endlantis being his custom End island, which is completely submerged in water)

In his Hardcore world lore, Phil is friends with the Blaze Empress, who lives in Nether Void (big black concrete box Phil built for his nether project). She's a big blaze lady goddess, which is most likely what influenced people to depict Death Goddess Mumza as a giant goddess as well.

Phil also says he likes the idea of Mumza being giant compared to him because again, his minecraft skin is Urahara, so Giant Wife reminds him of Urahara's Bankai.

You may hear about "Emerald Duo" or the "Friendship emeralds" sometimes - this is from DSMP lore. Techno gave Phil an emerald once renamed to "Friendship Emerald" and that became their duo name. Phil and Techno are often depicted in fanart as wearing matching emeralds as accessories.

There's also a running joke based on DSMP lore that he fucked a fridge, because one time Wilbur insisted his character's mother was a Samsung Smart Refrigerator.

You may hear about something called "Colorzas," particularly around MCC time. This is a mostly-fanon driven AU where there are different Phils with different colors, and each color has a different personality and design. For most MCCs he'll put on a skin based on a Colorza. There's a whole carrd for this and it's on Phil's fandom wiki but most of the names are just like Redza, Blueza, Pinkza, etc etc. Except for Voidza (Greyza), Pissza (Yellowza), and. Cumza (Whiteza). Orangeza is also sometimes jokingly just Phil's mod Ian. The only "true canon" Colorza (the colorza that appears in any smp lore) is Redza, who semi-canonly cameo'd once on the Dream SMP. His main personality traits are that's he's chaotic and evil.

You may hear about "Boosty Cars" - this is referring to Rocket League, which Phil plays often and streams sometimes on his secret alt twitch. He also sometimes plays other games there. He's also a big Halo player and iirc I think he was actually a nationally ranked Halo player for a bit?

You may also sometimes hear about Terra Swoop Force - this is a Minecraft map made by Noxcrew (the MCC people) (aka that one TGTTOSAWAF map) that Phil is Really Good At. Again, this feeds into why he's depicted as a bird.

That is all I can think of for now and also all Tumblr will allow me to send. Sorry for the long ask but enjoy basically Everything You Need To Know About Philza. He can be found on the following SMPs/MCYT sub-communities: SMP Earth, Dream SMP, Origins SMP, MCC, Rats SMP (cameo), and most recently QSMP. There might be others too but I'm blanking. Also of course his single-player Hardcore world and misc videos with the SBI & co.

HI THERE

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH LORE OMG?????

I watched Rats so that was legitimately all I knew him from, and he was definitely fun in that!! I am sort of obsessed with this funky old bird man.

He was SUCH a bird during MCC scuffed. I guess I just have a thing for bird coded guys associated with death????????

Obsessed w Mumza also.

I have no idea where to start or how to go about investigating this. I read some choice points out to my friends we had a sensible giggle.

Im so enamoured thank you so much for sending this anon!! :D

I am always so overwhelmed trying to get into older CCs who have so much history behind them but I'm fond of this bird fellow perhaps I'll give it a red hot go

[blametheeditor]

*COUGH*

You should, uh, totally to a DreamSMP 800 word fic to repay me for all those FNaF years

*COUGH*

🤭

I now have proof! Blame the editor, it's all their fault!

Content Warnings: Cursing. Mentions of treating people as pets. Mentions of being ignored. Mentions of being talked over. IRL versions of characters/people

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“Come on, Phil, we’ll be careful!” 

The blond haired man narrows his eyes at Wilbur standing a few inches away, hands cupped together, an innocent smile on his face. One glance at Tommy standing on his toes in order to aim puppy-eyes over the taller man’s shoulder shows the act for what it really is. 

Phil knew meeting in real life without a screen separating them would lead to this. It was inevitable with two of the most rambunctious members of the DreamSMP figuring out that while they’re giants, the Dadza of the group isn’t. 

“Oi, I’m not something to hold and pet, mate.”

He was worried about agreeing to see them. Because as much as he enjoys their company and vise versa, he had figured out long ago the two haven’t interacted with many humans. 

And even if they had, they’re still little shits, and Phil is prepared to end up in a pocket at some point during this meeting. 

The blond man will admit, he wasn’t interacted with many giants, either. Not that he has anything against them, but it’s more of an awed respect. Happy his soulmate ended up standing at the same height as him instead of towering like his two sons do. One of his two sons, but they’re the ones currently in front of him. 

He tenses as Wilbur’s fingers curl in, staring at the fact they’re taller than him. Well aware he could be swallowed within the grasp. Because unfortunately, the brunette is a giant among giants, and why do they have to be so bloody tall. He’s barely above Wilbur’s waist on the platform meant to make conversations level between the two counterparts. 

“Phil,” Wilbur rumbles, slowly straightening up as a genuine look appears. “Did you really think we’d just treat you like a pet?” 

Tommy suddenly becomes panicked, taking a step back to give the miniature man some space. “We wouldn’t do that! You’re Philza! Someone who’d ground us if we ever pulled shit like that!” 

Phil blinks as the two boys pull away to give him room. Stares at the fact Tommy might be joking, but there’s a distinct tone of hurt in his voice. Wilbur’s smile no longer reaching his eyes. No longer excited when it’s clear that, yes, he did think that. 

“You have to understand,” he begins. Watches as neither attempt to interrupt him despite being easily able to. No hand reaching over to pluck him up without asking if he’d be okay with it. 

Well, is he Philza Minecraft or not? 

“Give me your hand.” 

Wilbur offers a lazy smirk. “Phil-” 

“Hand.” 

The two giants share a look like they normally do when they’re about to get in trouble before the brunette finally extends his hand, lying it palm down on the platform. 

Phil looks at it. Looks up at the two with a disappointed expression. Both of them jump slightly. 

They’re frozen until Tommy leans over toward Wilbur to stage whisper. “I, uh, thinks he wants it the other way.” 

“Oh!” The hand is lifted up in order to curl all the fingers in, save for the middle one. “Like this?” 

Phil feels his poker face slip as Tommy guffaws. Not as loud as usual, though. Mindful of the fact their internet father is able to go deaf. “Ha, ha.” 

“I thought that’s what you wanted,” Wilbur murmurs, sounding anything but sorry. Before Phil can say no, it wasn’t, and the brunette knows it, the hand is finally set down palm up. An invitation to climb on. 

There’s no hesitation this time. He trusts them. There’s a reason why he agreed to meet them despite the teasing remarks of ‘we’ll have a pocket Philza’ and ‘just wait until we stand too far away we won’t be able to hear you grounding us’. Because that’s what family does. 

They also make him trip to tumble head over heels because they weren’t expecting the odd feeling of someone walking on their hand so they twitch in surprise. 

“Shit!” 

There’s not enough time to orient himself. Before he can tell which way is up, it feels like an elevator went up much too quickly, leaving him even more confused as something nudges his side. Freezes up because all he can see are brown eyes as big as his head only a foot away. 

“You okay, Phil?” 

The blond man in question attempts to respond. Ignore the fact the question rattles him to his core. Well aware that he far away from the platform, and now completely at the giant’s mercy. 

“R-Real close, mate.” 

He can’t see anything other then the eye crinkling in what he can assume is a smirk. “Yeah, you’re okay.” 

“Wil, you’re shit at holding at holding humans, “ Tommy pipes up from beyond his world of only Wilbur. Even as Phil attempts to back away for a bit of space, he encounters fingers blocking him in. “Phil, let a real man hold you!” 

Finally, the giant moves away, and Phil is left to feel as if he was left behind as the hand drops quicker than gravity can catch up. A small ‘oof’ escapes as he’s held close to Wilbur’s chest, the in famous yellow sweater helping him figure just where the hell he is. 

“Come on, Toms. You’re a gremlin. Who knows what you’d do.” 

“I’d hold him safely and not let the man trip you prick!” 

“I wasn’t-” 

“Boys.” 

Phil sighs in relief as the banter immediately stops. Both looking down at him. They’re a lot, especially while he’s trapped between them, and therefore it’s making his heart go a million miles per hours, but the expressions aren’t out of anger or annoyance at being interrupted. 

They’re concerned. “Let your brother have a turn, Wilbur.” 

Tommy’s small ‘yes!’ as a playful groan is given by Wilbur. And while Phila might’ve been worried about getting plucked up to be transferred over, maybe the hand tilting to recreate his tumble from before, two hands are held close to the one slowly lifted so he can walk over. 

And this time, he doesn’t trip. 

Phil curses as Tommy does exactly what the brunette did and lifts him up in order for blue eyes to inspect him. “You’re a tiny thing, Philza.” 

“Not as tiny as you, Tommy.” 

“Oi, I’m a big man!” 

The blond man feels dread slowly creep into his heart at the realization another argument is about to start, with him yet again in the middle. He adores the two, but before it took a lot out of him to keep them under control. Now he’s miniscule compared to them, without the option to mute or turn down the volume, and- 

“So, about that restaurant we talked about.” 

Phil meets Wilbur’s questioning gaze. Looks over at Tommy patiently waiting for him to respond. Remembers they planned a nice and uneventful day. 

“Lunch sounds lovely.” 

He doesn’t know what he was expecting, but as Tommy carefully turned toward the direction Wilbur indicated, he feels himself get softly jolted with each step. He’s just glad to find himself held against the blond’s chest to ensure he doesn’t fall. 

Phil carefully peeks past the protective fingers acting as a guard rail. “This is a lot faster than walking.” 

“We’ll carry you anywhere you want to go.” 

“Thanks, mate.” Phil leans back against the fingers. Stretches out before putting his hands behind his head as Tommy watches his movements with fascination. “Mind picking me up for work, tomorrow? Save me a ton on gas.” 

The giant sputters. “What! No!” 

“But you said you’d take him anywhere!” Wilbur chimes in, a gasp announcing how offended he is at Tommy already going against his word. “Look at Phil! He’s devastated you dare lie to him!” 

“I didn’t lie I’m just not waking up at the fucking crack of dawn!” 

“Phil, let me carry you. Clearly Tommy doesn’t have integrity if his beauty sleep is more important.” 

Why did he ever doubt his giants before? 

[florafaunatic]

Looked into the greek myths by Ovid, dsmp match up pretty well ngl

I got curious bout the whole greek myth metaphor Techno had going, so I kinda read Ovid's myth stuff and ended up with all of this.

As we know, Theseus is definitely Tommy, since it's been mentioned several times. Theseus and Tommy both have main character vibes, flaws, and mature as the story progresses. For reference, Theseus was born in Athens to a mortal mother and both a mortal and divine father?? Idk if that's actually how that happened or if I read it wrong. Anyway, he goes on some adventures and stuff before anything serious begins, just like the early days of the dsmp. He heads to Athens and his dad is like "awesome another son for me!". Which is probably comparable to Phil. Aegeus is not Phil's code name in the syndicate, but for the purposes of plot, he can have two comparisons: one for dadza, and one for Phil. His step-mom feels differently, but idk how to work that one into lore. Maybe it's Wilbur?? Cus he betrays L'Manberg at the end. Tho he's obviously not Phil's wife, lol. Theseus is all fine and good in Athens, and I'm gonna loosely compare that to L'Manberg. We're also gonna call facing some giants the first war. I'm not too sure about that one tho. Second war is gonna be marathonian bull, and leading into the minotaur thing. King Minos is the ruler of Crete, and for these purposes he is Schlatt and Crete is Manburg. Theseus ventures out to Crete and volunteers to be sacrificed to the minotaur in order to slay it and return. But how will he escape the maze? Will he kill the minotaur? How in the world am I going to fit Ariadne into dsmp lore????

I'm gonna finish this at a latter date. Stay tuned for the rest of the story i guess. Anyway! At the end I will make a reference for all the characters and places!! If I got any lore or mythology wrong, pls leave a comment. Also, if you have an idea pertaining to this part of the story I will try to read the comments.

[bonesandthebees]

[“Wilbur,” he whispered, putting his free hand into Phil’s. “Call me Wilbur.”

(...)

“Wilbur,” Phil repeated in an almost awed whisper.]

This has been a long time coming and the wait was so worth the emotional satisfaction. And of course the amount of care Phil puts into Wilbur’s name is enough to break him. And he finally gets the hugs he deserves. Also I would like to point out this line: [Whatever happened, he was not going to cry in front of Emperor Philza.] -Wilbur ch. 20. In his defence, I don’t think he could have predicted the absolute hell he just went through. But it’s just some nice foreshadowing.

Also, what gets me is that after however long they have been hugging, Phil still needs some extra time. Still needs that extra hug to convince himself that Wilbur’s fine. I don’t want to know how much time he spent worrying they were going to be to late. He’s going to have nightmares about that. Tbf, I think all of them will have nightmares.

Dadza (4/4)

-🌲

YEAHHHHH I've been waiting SO LONG for wilbur to give phil permission to use his name. It was always going to be this moment. because for wilbur, his personal name was the last sign of resistance he had. he was refusing to join the empire, and his name was his last piece of armor. now he decides to join, and gives phil his name. finally letting himself be fully vulnerable with his adoptive father.

phil was scared too even if he doesn't show it as much. they both needed that hug. badly. they're all going to have nightmares about that day.

also a line around this convo I wanted to point out that I didn't see mentioned here!

["You're already something great," Phil whispered. "You just have to let yourself be."]

this line is a parallel! there are three instances of phil telling wilbur something about him being great throughout the fic.

first time is in chapter 11. ["I could carve you into something more. Something great."]

second time is in chapter 23 ["Let me help you become something great."]

and the last time is in this chapter. ["You're already something great. You just have to let yourself be."]

I purposefully had those three lines build off of one another. it shows phil's character progression with his understanding of wilbur and how he feels towards him. first he just sees him as a tool, something he can carve into greatness. something he can control. the second time is kinder. he says he can help wilbur become something great by mentoring him. but then the last time is him finally realizing that wilbur has always had the potential to be great. the only thing holding him back is himself.

just a fun little thing I was really proud of :)

[rainbowchaox]

Sometimes I envy the time we all thought the binary monster was just a admin being annoyed Phil got all that op stuff.

Now we have binary monster breathing on our necks! The Brazilians gonna make this server a faction war! The island may not be even real! The world wants to kill us! Along with us wanting to kill the other half of the island. Children no longer safe from the world, not to mention the players themselves. Atleast I can trust Dadza to be sorta chill if what I’m thinking the server gonna be like next month.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Bear Hug Is An Understatement

by alastair_has_stairs

"Dadza!" Wilbur cheers, holding his arms out. "Hey, mate." Phil chuckles, accepting the hug. Wilbur, being Wilbur, squeezes him. Tommy, standing off to the side, is surprised when Phil grunts.

"You're squishing me, Wil." Phil says, and Wilbur loosens his hold slightly before pulling back completely.

"Sorry." Wilbur chirps, not sounding sorry at all. "That was barely even a bear hug." Tommy points out, confused. Phil raises an eyebrow. "Do you want your bones broken?" He challenges, and Tommy shrugs. Wilbur hugs have yet to break his bones, so he'll probably be fine.

Wilbur grins, beckoning Tommy closer.

Or; Tommy is used to Wilbur's extremely tight and strong hugs. Other people are not.

Words: 629, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 49 of Dadbur brainrot

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Protective Wilbur Soot, Possessive Wilbur Soot, Pet Names, Platonic Cuddling, TommyInnit is a Ray of Sunshine (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, TommyInnit Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot is TommyInnit's Parent, Wilbur Soot Acting as TommyInnit's Parental Figure, it isn't mentioned but he is, TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit is Loved (Video Blogging RPF), Phil is alarmed, Fluff, Comfort No Hurt, Wilbur Soot Calls TommyInnit Pet Names, Wilbur Soot is a Menace, kind of, Wilbur Soot Gives a Hug, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit Live Together, Rated T for TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)