#dad's on a video call

[trennoandgreggo]

this is everything to me

[temeyes]

nibble (photo ref here!!)

[monoshii-wasu]

To think this would be the first fanart I would be making is dis.

XD

@yuurivoice

[luigi-commits-taxfraud]

We're deadass gonna lose Chappell Roan you guys

Like we finally got a mainstream queer musician who sings about queer topics like comphet, and people couldnt fucking behave themselves

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 146

So. Dan is a combination of both Danny and Vlad. Which he has never had an issue with before, but this is just frustrating. It’s not like he can’t deal with the fact the combination of the obsessions forms a protect family one, and he can deal with it. It’s not like he has one anymore. 

Which is where the gobsmacked annoyance came from- he was planning on destroying his sort-of past-self, showing this was inevitable. But his obsession, apparently like his old man, decided instead to latch onto the kid, definitely not helped by the fact the brat is like two years dead. If that, he can’t recall, all his ghostliness knows is that the brat is a fucking baby. 

He was going to destroy him, he swore! That had been the plan! So how the fuck did he get to helping the brat and the brat’s Jazz packing bags to run away? How the fuck is he responsible parent material, because he is damn sure he definitely isn’t. 

Damnit. He’s taking this half-grown clone daughter too. Fuck Vlad, he can rot in that thermos and the Fentons can stay trying to figure out why the portal is no longer working. Being the responsible one sucks though, he’d rather go back to destroying the world but killing the league a second time also sounds like too much work right now. Damnit again. 

[autisticandroids]

FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.

[youtube with closed captions]

dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.

(via @closetoyou1970)

[moeblob]

kitty kitty kitty

[thatpumpkinmf]

Okay so funny story ig: Last october I saw dndads live in Tilburg and before the show began, I had this HUGE headache. First part of the show went by smoothly, but then I had to run to the bathrooms bc I had to puke. And when I came back into the room, Will was spooning some random audience member while Beth was insulting them??? Also they were elephants??? (I still have the video) (quality is bad tho)

Anyway that was my first time throwing up somewhere thats not my house.👍

[squiblysabre]

i messed around with the Alternate Universe playbook

last one is a recreation of this bc it popped into my head as something neil would do

[mangofanarts]

Cut loose those restraints You have your son's blessing

[maxv331]

Maxverstappen1: Mini Verstappen-Piquet on the way ❤️

We couldn't be happier with our little miracle 💫

[bloodyfries]

I imagine that Shen Yuan probably took care of his younger sister alot. Mostly because it's most likely that he was home the most and his parents + older brothers were most likely busy a lot.

Its to my belief that he was silently thanking his parents for that post transmigration because he knows more "feminine" things because of her (that are the norm in his new setting). I just imagine him braiding Luo Binghe's hair and remembering that he learned to braid because his sister liked to wear her hair in one. Shen Yuan picking out color coordinated outfits because his sister would always rant about it when she needed someone to take her shopping (she wasn't aloud on her own and sy was available). I also feel like he would be totally understandable if any of his female decibels asked to sit out because of cramps (unlike some male teachers)

Idk I just feel like SY would be close to his sister and that would give him a few advantages

[temeyes]

dad!soap (and his very Very silly son!)

[royaltea000]

Hi, again!!

this is the anon that told you about SWK’s kids a few days ago- so when I saw your newest post I- *Sobbing in the distance*

ALSO Fun Fact: Yuebei Xing is his only daughter, her name also means “Moon Comet Star”

Pāramitā, his oldest son- who is also both a king and a general- means “Perfection”

I would love to think that Wukong constantly has his hands full with his kids. Especially considering the fact that both of his eldest are strong as heck!!

Of course Wukong’s kids would have the most ostentatious royal sounding princess names ever they all inherited his +1000 aura.

Dude probably has like over 300 concubines back home and his kids just crawl all over him and chew his tail whenever he’s there. I also think it would be super funny if he just comes back after a century and they’re fully grown going hi dad! :D but he’s just like who are you people 🗿

Also at one point every cub goes through demon monkey puberty where they accidentally sneeze and blast a hole through the wall lmao. Do you think he gets them fixed or just leaves em there as like a commemorative baby’s first power burst?

[nezuchuuko]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 13, Episode 10 - Mac Finds his Pride. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

“You don’t know what’s going on inside of me.” “I mean the struggle to be who I am.” “There’s like this storm inside of me and it’s been raging my whole life, and I’m down on my knees, and I’m looking for answers, and then God comes down to me and it’s a very hot chick and she pulls me up and we start dancing.”

“Wait, wait, wait…you’re gay, but you’re dancing with a hot chick, and she’s God?”

“Yes.”

“The Catholics really fucked you up.”

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #120

Fic where Tony survives the snap but loses his arm. It takes him a long time to recover, and Peter still has to go through everything with Beck and Strange. The reason Stark Industries isn't around to help him much is because Pepper and Morgan are completely off the grid with Tony, helping him recover in Wakanda (Peter would still be there too, but he had school and May -- Happy went with to keep him safe).

Now, May is dead, everyone's memories are gone, and Peter is completely alone. Or so he thinks.

In fact, the stones didn't just take Tony's arm. They changed him on a fundamental level. He is now basically immune to magic -- it slides right off of him, like water off his armor. So when everyone around him goes from promising that Peter is probably okay to not knowing who Peter is, he knows immediately that something is very, very wrong.

He doesn't care that he's "still severely medically compromised" and "possibly suffering from delusions please Dr. Stark would you stay in bed-." He's recovered for long enough. Now it's time to find his kid.

Bonus:

After all the hurt/comfort that this fic rightfully deserves, Tony discovers that there are definitely a few more perks to being immune to magic.

Bonus x2

He discovers this when confronting Dr. Strange