#dad bod time

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

resident evil body types... :3

[theloveinc]

Just thought about … oh my god. Bakugo’s first real battle with a formidable villain after your kid is born; he’s not exactly “out of shape” (he never quit the gym, routine, etc… just changed it), but he’s thrown down hard in the first couple seconds, and he’s slower to get back into position—taking the time to steady his feet and assess the terrain, pushing out the lil tummy he gained feeding you postpartum delicacies as he cracks his back—

And the villain, god help them, decides to call out to him as they use the few seconds of vulnerability to attack again, screaming, “hey pop pop, don’t tell me parenthood has made you soft! How ‘bout I start calling you ‘daddy,’ too?”

Just as Bakugo’s turning back around with a new fire in his eyes, blood all warmed up, and shooting off to grab them by the throat to end the fight in one single move.

[caiabresebun]

this year has been kicking my ass so bad... a miggy for these trying times

[acatpiestuff]

when you find out your coworker is ripped

[fumifooms]

My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight

Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real

Edit: I am going to SCREAM

[stinkymicrowavedfish]

Workout day with the dads!!!!11!!1

[sainz100]

Carlos Sainz | F1 London Live in 2017 | x x x x x

[coachgains]

Dad loves relaxing with a beer.

Come cuddle up, snuggle up to my belly and relax with dad.

[lichqueenlibrarian]

JAMES T KIRK HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO RIP OFF MOST OF YOUR SHIRT AGAIN

[tantamounttoflirtation]

Hannibal fans its time to stop twinkifying Will and Hannibal. Instead we must bearify them. Go forth and make them both fat and hairy 🤍🌟

[atlantic-grave]

[seaside-lovers-archive]

shout out to selfshippers + fictos who headcanon their f/o to have a different body type than how they are usually depicted. you are very cool and I hope you have a great day :)

no proship/etc., please

[foxyslittlegarden]

Papyrus and Professor Layton interacting!

*smells like spaghetti*

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

whenever I see a skinny Carlos I get kind of scared like where's the rest of him... what did u do to him.....

[x0stormie0x]

I think one thing that irks me in the fandom is how people don't make Lightning look his age in cars 3.

He's supposed to be in his 30s-40s y'all hes not supposed to be 12.

And what bothers me more is people have no problem with making other characters have age. So they're more then capable of doing it.

The writers literally said that McQueen is supposed to look older compared to Storm.

I know "mctwink" is a whole joke but honestly it's so annoying.

Anyways I stan dilf McQueen ty very much.

[alphazed]

I was going for something and i think i succeeded

Have some Jean Valjean!!! Because i love him very much!!