#dad!freddie

[literaryslapshot]

There's about 17 different ways that I could present this, but I got this idea from a tik tok:

One of Dad!Freddie's teammates come into the locker room coughing, obviously sick. Freddie has never felt better, "Fred, our kids are in the same grade, how are you not sick right now?"

"Don't share shit with walking petri dishes."

"...what?"

"I don't share food or drinks with my kid, dude. They're walking petri dishes, it don't matter how often they wash their hands, they're gross. If my kid wants to take a sip of my drink, it's theirs now, or they use a different straw. I cut shit off and they use a different fork."

Like, just the idea of Freddie Anderson being like, "kids are germy and weird" is funny to me.

And the entire locker room is watching Freddie Anderson: Dad of The Year look someone straight-faced and go, "kids are gross as fuck" they're all either shocked or laughing

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Nahhh this is SOOOOO him. He’s the dad that loves his kids so much, will do anything for his kids, but def talks shit about them all the time. Like he loves his kids to death. But he talks mad shit

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

[wally-lake]

*Markiplier voice* WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?

Dunno wanted to draw how Michael + his friends/the bullies reacted after the chomp.

what a day that must've been for those kids

[billytoots]

There's a new father in town! I can't get over the fact that this agony motherfucker just pretended to be a dad to Oswald for almost a week 💀 Some parenting instincts from Afton I guess??

[metamatronic]

memories :) continued here

why is michael in sb!ruin??? i have no clue!!! maybe he’s salvaging animatronic pieces to fix his robot family members and found cassie.

[mellomadness]

psycho furry Vanny dump 🐰

[pixlokita]

✨🥓 nothing will snap you out of agony nightmares faster than bacon

[doks-aux]

The idea of William Afton genuinely loving his children is so much more interesting to me than the alternative, not just because it's more tragic and makes his motivations make more sense, but also because it's fucking hilarious.

You are about to be obliterated from this Earth by a six-foot-something zombie rabbit, and your last moments are spent terrified and deeply confused as he shows you pictures of his kids in a blood-stained wallet: a clearly haunted bear costume, a limitlessly unnerving chrome clown doll, and what looks like Grimace's corpse left to shrivel in the sun.

[shiitakeboheme]

Saw a tag asking how Oz’s dad could have possibly afforded a trip to Didnee, and honestly, I think it’s because pit Bonnie ain’t got much to do during the day since he can’t really do much during the day anyway so he probably does some tv surfing while Oz does his thing at school. Probably part 1, gonna see if I got time to possibly make this a mini comic and also do a continuation.

[madychi]

Pit Dad AU! (Numbered because I formatted weird ;-;)

Bonus doodle:

[puppetlefty]

Oh my god I didn’t die? No I went to college and I’m busy. Another comic…

[literaryslapshot]

DEAR GOD

"Aww buddy, you scored on me! You're so good! How did you do that?"

A photo of Freddie, his SO, and kid:

Parents are kissing, Freddie is holding the child, who has his tiny little hands on both of his parents cheeks like, "ew, gross!"

And you're both smiling like idiots.

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PLS!!!! Like maybe one of the players kiss their girlfriends and little dude is like “dats so gwoss” and fred is like “ugh i know” while smiling omg

[chloesimaginationthings]

Ballora from FNAF sister location is quirky at night

[razberrypuck]

happy 10 year anniversary to fnaf!! into the pit is about the aftons :)

obviously not a 1 to 1 scenario but something about a father and son (notably, ones that look remarkably similar.) yes, they butt heads sometimes, but at the end of the day they love each other, really they do. then one day, something happens. the son isn't quite sure what, but what walked out of the pizzeria with him -- he knows this thing can't be his father. this is a monster -- but everyone else just sees dear old dad. and how could they not? he looks just like him, after all. still carries the same smile. is this another one of your pranks? it's not very funny to joke about this, mike.

the monster knows all of your routines. every nook and cranny in the house, like it's lived here for years. drives you to school, the pizza place, home. mom claims he wants to have breakfast with you, but he hasn't said a word to you in days, and when you enter the dining room his presence is suffocating. he's staring at you. the only sound you can focus on is his breathing. all you can manage is a shabby excuse before you rush out the front to go to school. you feel his stare until the door is shut behind you.

you always thought your dad was a little bit embarrassing, always hated how busy he was with work. now you miss the days he filled scrapbooks with dumb photos of all your accomplishments, or stayed up to watch a bad show with you. now, all you can do is think about the monster in your home. no one believes you. you start sneaking out at night. he starts locking doors. boarding up windows. placing cameras everywhere he can think to. you wouldn't put it past him to chase you out of the house and drag you back to bed himself.

you don't know if he'd ever hurt you, but the uncertainty alone is enough to keep you up at night.

the only difference is, mike can't do anything to fix it.

[mercywashere]

forgot to post this one here,, hbd to my fav childhood media!! (∩´∀`∩)💕

[metamatronic]

part 2 here. Cassie asked Eggs to fix Bonnie because he was always her Dad’s favorite. Eggs has nothing better to do.