#cyber-x-life

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Sentai Blues try to princess carry their Reds. How does that go?

Ren w/ Sousuke: Sousuke would just let "Mom" carry him lmao, it just makes him feel pampered XD

Ryuunosuke w/ Takeru: Ryuu doesn't let Takeru say no to him, he HAS to carry his Tono in his time of need

Ryuunosuke w/ Kaoru: Ryuunosuke doesn't even try this for fear of getting whacked with a Paper Fan of Doom

Hyde w/ Alata: Alata, bless his heart, has no idea why people are staring at them and whispering about them (Hyde does though)

Joe w/ Marvelous: Joe doesn't even bother with the princess carry, he just throws him up on his shoulder lmao

Nossan w/ King: It's a good thing Nossan is the one carrying him because King is squirming like crazy

Tokacchi w/ Right: He tries. He tries very hard. Results may vary. Right appreciates the effort anyway

Yakumo w/ Takaharu: Yakumo would rather just leave Takaharu there to die/rot/something than carry his sorry ass

Sela w/ Yamato: Poor Yamato doesn't know what he's more embarrassed by, being princess carried by a girl or the looks he got

Garu w/ Lucky: He's literally howling crying thinking that Lucky's a goner and it's somehow his fault. Lucky is fine, he just did a stupid

Touma w/ Kairi: Kairi is ready to protest but Touma just gives him a look and he acquieses

Shiguru w/ Juuru: *Lovey dovey atmosphere ensues* *cue Shiguru ascending into heaven when Juuru snuggles into him*

Vroon w/ Zyuran: Vroon makes a comment about Zyuran's age which makes Zyuran go wild in Vroon's arms and they both topple over

Yanma w/ Gira: Yanma just leaves Gira there for someone else to carry him, he has his own staff after all

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Some of the early Heisei Riders may be done with the group's shit, but I fear no one might come as close to being done as Ichijou (Godai's husband).

Well, when you've been the one dealing with this for the better part of two decades, you're entitled to being done with everyone's BS

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You ever wonder how a Rider and an Ultraman fighting side-by-side would work? I mean, probably not well, but I guess it would be convenient for the Ultraman to have the Rider take out all the smaller enemies....

Well... there's that scenario...

And there's this one

No one asks Hongou-san how he got big. They don't wanna know

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I watched some more Ryusoulger the other day! I got to episode 33... and now I'm sad.

Nada :(( We hardly knew you...

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If I may ask, what are your opinions on Sentai Reds and their caffeine preferences?

Tsukasa: Coffee-based frappucinos, usually with a lot of sugar and chocolate

Shoutaro: Black coffee, made from beans he roasted himself like Sokichi did... though with more success than his mentor did

Philip: Ryu's coffee, just a touch sweeter, though Shoutaro's will do in a pinch (but he has to add more sugar to it)

Eiji: Sencha (green tea). He likes the freshly brewed one best but will also go for teabags/bottled green tea

Gentaro: Energy drinks in the vein of Monster and such in citrusy/fruity flavors

Haruto: Generally doesn't consume caffeine on a regular basis but would have coffee if available

Kouta: Caffeine hasn't had an effect on him since he became Fruit Jesus, but he'd enjoy a caramel latte

Shinnosuke: Black coffee, as strong as possible. It's the only thing that keeps him awake during stakeouts

Takeru: Matcha, especially if made properly- but he won't say no to a Starbucks matcha latte

Emu: Bottled iced black coffee, he buys a giant one whenever he goes to the supermarket and finishes it in a few days

Sento: Black coffee from Cafe Nascita (made by the real Isurugi Souichi). Otherwise he just gets it canned

Sougo: Royal milk tea. He's also a fiend for boba milk tea and will try out all the flavors

Aruto: One of those fancy Nespresso pod things, he tries different flavors on a whim

Touma: Hojicha. Do not give him other forms of caffeine, especially sugary coffee. It will not be pretty.

Ikki: Canned cafe latte from the vending machine, the less sweet the better

Ace: Espresso, made only from the finest small-lot coffee beans and served in a ridiculously expensive and tiny cup

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So, someone on Twitter decided to do a Rider m/f ship poll... these are the results (don't check the quote retweets).

https://twitter.com/BEATBUCKLE/status/1606431979536252930?t=QBm2AHzvudZF62GjjCcjDw&s=19

Thoughts?

I'm honestly surprised there were enough het ships to go around... I can't even imagine how the poll for the gay ships will go, it's going to be a bloodbath

Meitaro being # 1 overall though YEEEEEEEES!!!!

[asknarashikari]

Sending you all the vibes!!!! Oh, and a question: What do you think is the signature dish of each main rider?

*Receives vibes* tsym!!!

As for the Riders.. I'm under the impression that not very many of them cook all that often. Usually it's because they're busy from work (like Emu whose weird shifts usually mean he has to subsist on convenience store meals), or because someone else in the household does the cooking for one reason or the other (like Ikki, who lives with his mom and sister that both cook).

For the Riders that do cook, I have some ideas:

Shoutaro - Tori karaage (fried chicken)

Eiji - Grilled fish

Kouta - Nikujaga (beef stew with potatoes)

Shinnosuke - Roast beef

Sento - Tamagoyaki

Touma - Croquette

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Well, at least Stacey gets people throwing hands for people calling him pathetic... I somehow don't think Ryunosuke's getting the same treatment from his team.

Yeah... Kotoha's probably going to be the only one trying to comfort him, Mako and Takeru are just amused while Chiaki and Genta are laughing their butts off.

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I know you don't do early heisei, but imo hibiki would join along in the ace club! He's just chilling there for the most part though

Well, I haven't watched early Heisei but that won't stop me from making hcs about them lol-

But yeah, I can see Hibiki as the ace that just chills and hangs out sipping some cold beverage while watching Emu lecture Haruto about his diet for the nth time

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The natural question after Mana's asks would be about Sentai Reds, but I'm ignoring that.

Sentai Blues react to being called a snack?

Ooh, the blues huh? Nice change of pace for once

Renn: *mothers them instead and serves them egg-based snack*

Ryuunosuke: "I do not have time for this nonsense!" *runs to Takeru*

Hyde: "...Are you some type of cannibal to wish to eat me?"

Joe: *eye twitch* "Thanks, but I'd rather not get eaten."

Ryuuji: "....EEEEEEH?????" <- thinks he's too old to be a snack

Nossan: "....EEEEEEH?????" <- thinks he's too old to be a snack

Tokacchi: Do you want to die by Mamato's hands

Cloud: *ninja-sprints outta there*

Sela: *slaps them for sexual harrassment and power walks away*

Garu: *tilts head in confusion* "What does that mean...?"

Touma: "...My wife may have a few things to say about that..."

Melto: *becomes traumatized because he got this from Oto*

Shiguru: *just gives them the movie star smile before fleeing*

Vroon: "Surely you'd have a hard time eating me... I'm inorganic"

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Does Shinnosuke like singing along to Twice songs? If so, who knows about it?

I'm not very familiar with Twice's discography, since I'm not into Kpop at all, but if it's anything like how I remember older Kpop girl group songs are like (which is to say, more sugary sweet bubblegum pop type songs), then yeah, Shinnosuke's pretty into it.

Pretty much everyone knows about it, thanks to Gou filming him in secret and posting it to his Instagram. He tags is #the nation's boyfriend and it almost always ends up viral, much to Shinnosuke's eternal embarrassment.

He's also been known to sing along to a certain song sung by the sister of a fellow Rider, which becomes quite awkward when that fellow Rider walks in on him singing along to it, dance moves and all.

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Something tells me that if the Tsukasa's kouhai are done with his shenanigans, his senpai (the Phase 1 riders that is) are even more done with it...

I think most of them just barely tolerate him on most days, lol. He's just as chaotic with them as he is with anyone else.

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Based on what you've heard so far, what are your hopes for Geats?

I haven't actually heard much actually, I missed the livestream of the presscon this morning ^^

I'm sorta hoping they don't dwell a lot on the Riders-fighting-Riders thing for too long, even though this season might turn out to be Ryuki 3.0. And ffs please Yuya Takahashi no Rider murdering (except for bad guys) this season you literally offed all but four Riders in one fucking go last time you wrote a season

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So I watched the first episode of Fuuto Tantei, and my god I'm down horrendous for Shoutaro... if Philip doesn't want him I'm right here kek

I'm way ahead of you (and so is @iristial, fellow Shoutaro prospective wife)

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So, I assume a certain Magenta Menace is going to show Old Fashioned Cupcake to the Build cast?

Yup. Episode four's preview is gonna make everyone scream (but Kazumin most of all)

He's also going to show Senpai Danjite Koidewa to the Saber and Ex-Aid casts and that would also cause much chaos

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if we're going with the putting people in drag... sentai teams' reactions to their reds in drag (collective unless you want otherwise)?

Considering how many of them would be willing to dress in drag to prove a point to someone else, or because they're just too dumb to realize that dressing in drag will make people look at them oddly, I think that a collective face palm would be the universal answer

Though... I'm willing to bet some of them would pass off as really pretty girls. Like Hiromu, for example- I once saw a photo of him from a magazine where he got transformed into a girl and was shocked by how good he looked.

Oh, and there was that one time Kotoha imagined Takeru (along with the rest of the male Shinkengers) as alpha bitches getting in between her and "Shiraishi-kun". It was pretty trippy tbh