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This feeling inside

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I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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it's not easy to be with him...

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"Commentaries on the Apocalypse", a recent zine I did. Figured it deserved to be online considering the state of the world.

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Some of you have got to stop getting on literally any post about physical disability and chronic pain & talking about adhd and anxiety I don't know how to explain to you that these are not the same thing. Like I have all of the above and the adhd and anxiety can be debilitating for sure but if you've never had your body actually stop working from the amount of pain that you're in you Do Not get it. No executive dysfunction doesn't count as being physically unable to move. Some people don't have legs

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people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

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Let's go! LET'S GO! LET'S GOOOOOOO!

(I'm trying to try new schemes)

The reference:

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It's hard finding a date when you're a bunch of overworked mutants in a racist colony. It's even harder when you're a pedantic ass, like Donnie.

Wishing everyone a lovely Valentine's Day regardless of relationship-status. Because love of all kinds, whether romantic, familial, friendship, or a silly little community on the internet can mean so much to a person! Especially me. Love you all!

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the no.1 princess in the world 🍰🍮♥︎₊˚⊹｡୨୧˚⋆

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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while