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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh
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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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What is the main reason you keep your nails short?*
- play an instrument
- play a sport
- a hobby/craft that requires it (sewing, baking, woodworking ect.)
- practicality in everyday life
- practicality/requirement for work
- medical reason
- bite nails short
- sex related reason
- other/nuance
- long nails button
*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip
If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit
*short as in level with or shorter than your fingertip
If it’s from force of habit from childhood (or similar), choose the option that was the main reason before it was habit
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Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.






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