#cw; teeth

[bells-of-black-sunday]

my brain just does not want to finish lining this-

[wishfulsketching]

Sorry Silco, if you bite, you get the muzzle. Them's the rules

[suddenly-frankenstein]

chastity for a vampire

[gallusrostromegalus]

In the latest installment of me Terrorizing Medical Professionals, I got my Wisdom Teeth extracted because one decided to be an asshole and the other 3 were pending assholery, and demonstrated to my dentist that it's entirely possible to out-metabolize Ketamine if you start moving ASAP and also have a freakishly powerful liver.

So yesterday I had my one-month Checkup. It went pretty great, and the dentist asked if any part of my mouth was bothering me.

"Yeah, there's a sharp bit of bone coming out through the side from the extraction in my lower right jaw. The bone spur itself doesn't hurt, but it keeps cutting my tongue, so can you just pull it?" "Oh. Sure! Let me go get everything to do that." she said, and went to go get the tools for the extraction.

...Then there was some kind of confusion at the front desk I could overhear, with someone showing up with an urgent problem and they had to juggle the available staff, so she came back a bit later with the Pliers, said something about something taking "long enough" and went in.

It came out in two pieces, and the most discomfort I had was like, a 3/10 from the extraction itself, but mostly from keeping my mouth open.

...About halfway through, the Hygienist came in, apologizing for being late getting back from the front desk.

"Oh good, you have her the Novocaine!" the hygienist sighs with relief.

"What?" Said my dentist.

"What?" said the hygienist.

Both of them turn to look at the very full syringe on the tool table behind me.

"Honestly this is bothering me way less than the shot would." I said, lightly dribbling blood, and they both turn to me in horror.

"I really hate needles." I explain.

"What." says the dentist.

"Woah." Says the hygienist. "You would have done great in like, The Civil War."

Which is probably the funniest thing anyone's every said about my dangerously high pain tolerance.

Anyway, it was a one-off issue, and a non-issue for me because I think a normal person would have stopped her, so I go back in August if she doesn't recommend me to someone else for terrifying her twice in as many visits.

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[vamp-vinals]

Dick so ass you actually bite his head off afterwards

[lotussart]

Sacred

[ninjasmudge]

something abt the horrors of godhood

[fangsnpaws]

fang moodboard ★

div. ✩ reqs open!

🦷 ✩🩸✩ 🦷 | 🩸✩ 🦷 ✩🩸 | 🦷 ✩🩸✩ 🦷

[tubbytarchia]

Defanged

[rebar2042]

Happy new fear (2025!)

[hajihiko]

It runs in the family

[saltedsnailstudio]

blueberries & teeth

linocut prints on lokta paper

[iraprince]

🦷 BABYTEETH 🦷

'cutting your teeth,' caylan macrae's debut novel, celebrated its one year anniversary recently! i was able to relive the honor of illustrating its cover by following up with this comic adapting one of my fav scenes 🩸

if this piqued your interest, you can pick the book up here and follow the author here (@hopeless-horromantic) and on twitter!

[ditzyclown]

I think they deserved to bond your honor

[oddthesungod]

I'm tired of this human duet No civilizing hides Our animal impulses🐺