#cw: Implied cannibalism

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Tough to chew

[hallow-weeni]

PEOPLE I HAVE JUST HAD ANOTHER WEIRD DREAM AND I'D LOVE TO SHARE IT WITH Y'ALL

Imma put it under the cut cus it's long

Cw: Long ahh post, Mentions of blood/cannibalism, Possible mischaracterization

The dream starts off with advertisements on Tv dedicated to a new burger place in town, “Blox_Burgers” is a new burger place. Their gimmick is that the restaurant is robotics and building block themed, with the burgers and food looking blocky.

Not all is as it seems, Some people walk out suffering immense nausea, They all believed it was food poisoning. But then those people suddenly mutate, These people gain a bloodlust for the metalic taste in blood due to the fact that they actually can’t consume metal.

It turns out there’s these little tan robot fleas with googly eyes that are about the size of a dime that can shapeshift into different objects, These things tend to latch on to people turning into naturally occurring things like pimples or moles on human skin in order to blend in and inject the protein that encourages this craving for the metallic taste of blood. In the restaurant they posed as sesame seeds waiting for ppl to lower their guard. Originally it was designed to make people develop an abnormal admiration of metal but it evolved into craving metal and now eating blood all together. The worst part is the flea things can actually asexually reproduce like real fleas, they can make these small jelly like cubes (they sorta look like cube shaped boogers) that should be crushed or melted on sight because if given 30 minutes they can form into another flea.

So the world is in shambles, blood thirsty victims roam the streets, corpses line the sidewalks. It's down to Sam, Max, FoxTail, Boxman, Professor Venomous, Ko and a few other ppl. Together they work to eliminate fleas and save who they can from this fatal error that Blox Inc. caused.

Time skip, The team is in a meeting hosted by Ko and someone else discussing the team name and logo due to a sudden efflux of fleas, and no visible afflicted outside. Everybody except one shows up to this meeting…

Boxman has made a deal with The new ceo of Blox inc himself JOHN DOE, he hijacked Roblox after beating Builderman (the character not the guy) and made another side company to create these fleas designed to take over the world, he was gonna eventually make everyone kill each other for metal in the end anyways. He made a promise to Boxman that he and Venomous will be safe as long as he promised to sabotage the surviving team once they got too close to figuring out the solution. Boxman was given two robots reminiscent of a mouse and a purple snake designed to not attack select people based on voice, he was instructed to put sd cards one containing his voice and and the other Venomous’ voice into the robot. The moment the robots turn on, he begins to speak and they do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what he was told they would do… he turns to the camera and gives the camera a very dissapointed look that says “Cob dammit, I should have known.”, as the mouse-bot lunges at him. The snake-bot slithers away looking for Venomous.

The last of what I remember happening in the dream is a scene where Venomous is talking to himself in his office, trying to evade the snake but it lunges at him, coils around his arm and bites, holding itself into place and infecting venomous.

Side Notes:

- I think it would've made more sense if the robot that attacked Boxman was more of an avian creature, like a chicken or sum - It was implied Foxtail acted as a primary leader and sometimes Sam was co leader and Max believing it wasn’t fair he couldn’t co lead along Sam. - Venomous and Boxman were a part of the team because of their experience with evil robots. - All of the box bots whereabouts are unknown - Boxman Only trusted john doe because he was extremely worried about Venomous and thought he could genuinely protect him by doing this

- I think I vaguely remember SpongeBob in the dream but I'm not gonna tag this post spongebob cus I barely mentioned him in this post

- Foxtail was highly suspicious of boxman for quite a while due to the word “Blox” being very similar to “Box”

Overall rating: 8/10 Would dream again, I’d love a sequel.

Might draw the robots...

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

Infinite, just accept that you're a cute mother fucker

The jackal stares at you with a hungry malice in his eyes. Before you know it, his jaws are descending down upon you in the blink of an eye.

[charred-angel-ribs]

In watching the Hannibal series, I've just thought: Hannibal wouldn't be able to have an autistic person over for dinner.

In my experience as an autistic person, we can be very picky eaters, but we can also tell the difference between a lot of things due to the fact that there are things we're used to and things we're not, including in food.

The autistic person would just know that the meat isn't what he said it was, because they know what that meat tastes and feels like, and that isn't it.

[lucabyte]

you dream of devouring your friends whole

[lotussart]

@i-eat-deodorant things have escalated quickly

[snickerdoodlesart]

But other times I'll just have some awful fucking cake with my friend. Right now, that sounds pretty brilliant, yeah?

If only there was something to wash the taste out of your mouth.

[iamespecter]

"consume" and "consummate" doesn't mean all that different when you have a cannibalistic witch (ex)wife now does it

[rhyshh]

So last life was *checks notes* 2 YEARS AGO??? anyway it's still all i think about.

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Yum! A jammy centre!

Want something like this? My COMMISSIONS are always open!

[hitracks]

Animal? Cannibal…

[outerfeathers-creates]

redrew some frames from tender lovin cannibal as @zleepysnails Opposite AU these were fun and time consuming to draw

unrelated thing, these are the frames I based em off of I love them both

[iennoganan-aha]

Definitely a cupcake

[gaywarcriminals]

i think siren sj should try to seduce sy as they become adults which fails at every turn bc sy is blind to signals. cue sj hearing about sy’s new “friend” who is clearly going after him for sex! sj has a full belly the next night. sy is so sad his new friend is gone but at least sj has given him some pretty new shell or pearl to cheer him up!

Alklkacklanklcalkn. After a few deaths, rumors start going around that SY is cursed, and people start slowly backing off. SY mopes about his friends avoiding him, but luckily SJ is there to comfort him! (Side note:I think SY still hasn't realized that SJ eats people, since SY has been feeding SJ a steady diet of pork and candy for 10 years).

SJ has also been sooo nice lately, draping SY in all kinds of hand made jewelry, saying it's "traditional"! SJ keeps asking if SY has been eating properly, and poking and prodding SY's body tisking about how he's not "ready" yet-- he keeps alluding to something happening in the spring that SY is supposed to prepare for, and ofc SY can't disrespect mermaid culture but disobeying SJ's orders!

[definetelynotavampire]

hungry bunny 💜

[jeksburyofficial]

HEYYY REMEMBER THAT TGS SIREN AU YOU MADE IN MARCH? ...please make more Siren!Jekyll and Siren!Hyde art... I've been surviving on that one image for the past several days...

When you discover your closest friend and love of your life is part siren in possibly the most traumatic manner possible.