#cw cousin incest

[danpuff-ao3]

Drarius Fic Recs

They're hot, your honor. Also in love. (But it's really important for them that you know how hot they are.) Ahem. Anyway! My beloved Drarius. There aren't nearly enough fics for them, but I've collected some of my favorites to share! (Along with a shameless self rec at the bottom!) We need more Draco/Sirius in the world! Even if it's only Draco/Sirius love. 😌 Obvious warning for cousin incest on all of these.

Howling in the Wind

by calrissian18. Rated: M. Words: 12,486. Pining. Jealousy. Injured Draco.

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." ~ Wilhelm Stekel

Sit Back and Watch the Bed Burn

by calrissian18. Rated: E. Words: 2,061. Draco/Sirius. Incest. Bestiality. Pining Harry.

You say 'bad idea' like it's a bad idea.

Sirius Black and the Blasted Moral Dilemma

by dracogotgame. Rated: E. Words: 3,384. Humor.

Sirius has the hots for his young cousin and it's driving him spare.

A Careful Approach

by digthewriter (@digthewriter.) Rated: E. Words: 730. Draco/Sirius. Daddy kink. Magical AU.

Draco has wanted this for a while but never had he dared to ask. Until tonight.

Enough

by gracerene (@gracerene.) Rated: E. Words: 1,421. Post Hogwarts. Sirius lives. Cross-gen. Drunk sex.

Written for the prompt: Draco only shows up on his doorstep when he's drunk. Sirius is tired of it.

Give it to Me Daddy

by gracerene (@gracerene.) Rated: E. Words: 599. Daddy kink. Dirty talk. Established relationship.

Written for the prompt: Draco/Sirius, daddy!kink

Stay

by gypsyflame. Rated: E. Words: 23,589. Draco/Sirius. Underage. Arranged/forced marriage. Dub-con.

War is coming, and Narcissa is scared for Draco. So she turns to the only person she can think of – Sirius Black. 

More Than It Looks Like

by josephine_wenteworth. Rated: E. Words: 8,144. Draco/Sirius. Background Harry/Severus. Dirty talk. Unrequited love.

Sirius and Draco work together to break up Harry and Snape, which somehow in Draco's mind means they have a lot sex with each other. Sirius doesn't mind because anything that gets Harry and Snape fighting is a win for him.

Burned Silk, Buckled Leather

by RuinsPlume (@ruinsplume.) Rated: E. Words: 12,567. Draco/Sirius. Daddy kink. Watersports. Catharsis. Angst with a happy ending.

When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.

The Classics

by wolfpants (@wolfpants.) Rated: M. Words: 1,130. Draco/Sirius. Minor Wolfstar. Androgyny. Vanity. POV First Person.

Sirius gets more than he bargained for when he heads to bed after a long day and night in Grimmauld Place.

Old Dogs and New Tricks

by youcantseeus. Rated: T. Words: 14,099. Postwar. Humor. First person POV. Personal favorite.

Draco isn't gay, he just appreciates a good looking man when he sees one. Honest! And Sirius Black is a good looking man.

~ Shameless Self Rec ~

Gray Eyes

by danpuff. Rated: E. Words: 6,276. Series: 2 fics. Draco/Sirius. Underage (16.) Size kink. Praise kink. Virginity loss. Voyeurism. Implied background Harry/Severus.

Draco is trapped with Sirius at Number Twelve, the summer between fifth and sixth year. He's a shiny new toy Sirius can't resist.

Other works of mine featuring this ship: Welcome to the Family and Draco Drabbles.

[fireandspiceland]

cw: buildup leading to cousin incest

Alfred and his brother and parents visiting family for holidays or whatever and his aunt tells him his older cousin Arthur, that he’s always though of as the cool one compared to his other even older cousins, is upstairs in his room so Alfred runs up the stairs and barely knocks on the door too excited that he’s finally seeing Arthur again except he runs into Arthur hunched over in his desk chair one with one earbud in hand frantically pumping his cock while theres a gay porn video playing on his computer

[pintrestgrl]

this is sooooo dawn n jj coded. like they’re hiding in his room at a family party n goin on his computer so he can grope her n take pics

[battybaby111]

cw: incest

reader and cousin!jj at family dinner, probably for someones birthday, and grandma's slurring out grace- everyones heads resting on their clasped hands, eyes closed, except you.

no, your eyes are stuck on jj's lap watching as he fists his cock under the table with one hand while he's staring at your tits in your low cut top. he knows grandma will pause to cough, and restart her sentences when they're a bit too slurred from her missing dentures, he knows he has time to make you watch him cum, he knows you're watching because you're just as sick as him.

just as your grandma nears the end of her verbose prayer, sticky white fluid juts out into his hand and you remember in a split second to close your eyes and face forward as your family says 'amen'. jj excuses himself with a cough, soiled hand in a tight fist as he makes his way upstairs to the bathroom and you're left a sticky, wet, sweating mess praying nobody heard or saw.

before you follow him upstairs of course.

[thr4shit]

The feeling when you see a pretty stimboard and you go to like it and then you realize

"Oh. That's- That's a board shipping me and Noah"

and you get uncomfortable, so you just click off of it. It's still pretty, you just personally can't enjoy it the way it's intended.

[yujeong]

Yes Korn and Faisai have known eo for years - they’re cousins (Fasai’s father is Korn’s uncle). Why isn’t anyone talking about this ?😭 or is there any other interpretation ?

Haha anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but they're not actually cousins. "Uncle" isn't only used as a word to describe a relative, but also as a kind of honorific title - someone you respect, who's also older than you in age.

(That's how I've understood it, pls correct me if I'm wrong)

I don't blame you, I had fallen for that at first, too. I kind of wished it were true, because it'd make Korn's family a little more fucked up in a delicious way 😌 I clearly craved a little bit of KinnVegas energy in 4 Minutes I guess haha.

But yeah, they're not actually cousins. And in case you'd like further proof:

I'm pretty sure Fasai wouldn't suggest to Korn they do something that isn't practically possible now, would she?

[goldammerchen]

modern day, govt people that work with rode (or with lud) @ gil and rode: are you guys really cousins?

rode: it's more of a formality than anything else.

gil: no parents that could be siblings, we are from far apart places...

individual worker: so you don't have to call each other cousins.

both: why not?

worker: (facepalms)

think in in-universe weekly online callouts that others make fun of it because if that is worth calling out, what about, everything else *points at centuries of history*

[umemiyan]

Cousin choji pinning you to the alleyway wall, murmuring into your neck about how much he missed you as he ruts against your leg and fumbles with the button of your shorts to get his hands down your panties

ANON U FEED ME SO WELL ILY 😭😭

he’s disgustingly eager to have a taste of you, he always has been. you’re just the coolest cousin he’s ever had, always playing along with his antics throughout the years adding some spice to his life.

“i can make you feel really good, y’know?” he says with the childish lilt he has, innocent sounding even as his fingers start inching beneath the hem of your panties. choji has that strange charm about him that’s always been difficult to deny, keeping you on your toes.

“choji, there are people around the corner…” you say, trying to convey your uneasiness despite how you’re starting to slick up between your thighs. you grasp for a final excuse to keep yourself from going too far with him and possibly regretting it.

“that’s okay,” he reassures and rolls his hips against you. “you can bite down on me if you want.” as if keeping you quiet will stop someone from rounding the corner at some point should they choose to.

choji’s fingers dip into your wet folds, and he is delighted at the sensation. “oh… you’re even softer than i imagined.” and he’s always imagined it. you realize this now.

“i never wanted to stop kissing you,” he admits, sliding two fingers into your cunt with ease. “it wasn’t fair.” he’s a little petulant, pouting, but completely captivated by your wet pussy. “but now we can kiss as much as we want, right?” choji sounds hopeful, trying to lead you with his tone. “we can do whatever we want.”

[impishtubist]

Rodolphus finally gets to sleep with Sirius and this causes an entirely new clusterfuck. Rabastan is screaming at his brother because you don’t see Rabastan seducing Bella so what the fuck Rod, Rodolphus says that’s probably because his wife is already having an affair that she’s extremely committed to, Sirius is (fairly gently, for him) pointing out that it’s not like they’re in an exclusive relationship Rab and Sirius is perfectly capable of fucking both of them without comparing anyone and if Rabastan is really so concerned they can meet up again later to prove that it’s fine, Remus is screaming because why is his boyfriend so determined to bang the Lestrange brothers over Remus, Kingsley is longingly staring at the exit and wondering if he can make it there before anyone notices, Avery has started hitting on Sirius (after Sirius and Rabastan finished making plans for later) and Remus has not even noticed this yet but this will definitely make things even worse when he finally does, Dolohov asks why the Blacks are so very okay with having affairs and Kingsley—after resigning himself to this being his life and deciding he might as well start stirring the pot—says that maybe they’re just very pro-polyamory and Nott replies that Sirius is essentially in one giant relationship with the Death Eaters and does this mean that Lupin is the affair instead since Sirius is broken up with him more often than not and he always goes to the Death Eaters when they are, everyone else has gone silent at Nott’s remark because holy shit Remus really is the side piece at this point, Remus’s day has somehow gotten even worse at this revelation and it doesn’t look to be improving since everyone else looks to be accepting this, Rabastan decides to be a somewhat kinder person to Remus while Remus looks to be having a crisis over this and says that he’s not so sure any of them can really be counted as dating Sirius but this is ruined by Jugson dismissively saying that he heard Rabastan celebrating that Remus and Sirius had broken up three weeks ago specifically because Rabastan knew this meant he’d be seeing Sirius again, Avery semi-defends Rabastan by pointing out that most of them do that so it’s not like Rabastan is being weird, this causes a whole new layer of “what the fuck” to make its rounds and Remus now must contend with the fact that the Death Eaters not only expect for him and Sirius to break up but look forward to it for the exact reason that they know Remus’s boyfriend will be going to them, and Bellatrix has doubled over in laughter because this is all some prime entertainment. The only reason Bellatrix is not egging the situation on is that she does not have the breath to say anything yet but rest assured, once she does, she will make the situation 10 times worse.

Bellatrix will make the situation 10 times worse when Sirius knocks her up

I mean what

[atomiqueen]

i think like especially in lucy's vault where they're basically breeding stock for vault-tec middle-management, sex is normalized but only in a strictly cishetero context. and they're such a small, insulated little community that it simply does not occur to the average 33 or 32 vaultie that there could be alternative ways to live. plus they're taught that the most important thing in the world is repopulating america, so anything that diverges from that mission is just an unsustainable dalliance (hence: "cousin stuff" is fine for kids to get some practice but it cannot ever be a longterm replacement for "the real thing").

[pintrestgrl]

hear me outtt!!!! it's christmas dinner & being the two oldest cousins of the family ofc dawn & jj r gonna be anti-social with the rest of the family n jj is in a room upstairs by himself playing video games & dawn, suffering of visible boredom— her phone dies, she goes to her dad who tells her the only charger that is specifically for iphones is upstairs, where jj is. she declines at first out of embarrassment from past encounters with jj at past family events , after sitting alone in a corner for a bit she finally decides to give in, and where jj is sitting in a gaming chair with a controller in hand and dawn sets her phone down to charge, one thing leads to another and here dawn is sat on jj's lap givin kisses to each other & feeling each other up!!!! ( sorry if this was too long... )

- 🩰

this is cute omg they both feel so gross too

XMAS DINNER WITH DAWN ‘ND JJ.

cw incest n kinda forced sexual material

dawn really didn’t wanna be there. she would much rather be at home, sitting in her bed, watching christmas movies instead of living in one. she was sat on the couch, legs crossed and on her phone.

she probably should’ve been hanging out with her cousins, but she couldn’t find the energy to do so. they would just talk for hours, and bore her.

she was fine, she guessed. that was, until her phone died. she rolled her eyes, scoffing. she got up from her comfy seat and made her way to the back patio where her daddy was sat with her uncle.

“daddy? my phone died. i needa charger.” she spoke, watching them share a beer. she heard her uncle speak up. “yeah, dawnie— jayj got a charger for you up in his room.” she tensed nervously at the name, all the memories she had worked so hard to push down flooding back.

she didn’t want them to question why she was bein so nervous, so she spoke. “oh okay. it’s alright— i’ll just wait for supper.” her uncle nd daddy werent really paying her any care, so they just nodded and shooed her away.

she went back inside, shutting the screen door behind her. she went back to her original position, trying to entertain herself. she sat down a few more minutes, before sighing to herself when she realized truly how bored she was.

she gave it a second thought, and decided maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. she just had to get the charger, nd go back downstairs. she could do that. it was easy— is what she repeatedly said to herself as she made her way up the stairs.

she got to the top of the stairs, staring into the crack of the door. jj was on the game his daddy— her uncle, bought for him a couple christmas’s back. she pressed on the door, quietly walking over to him.

he didn’t hear her coming over his headphones, before he felt her presence in the room. almost smelled her. but in the most non coincidental way. he looked up, waiting for her. “hi. needa— uh, borrow. the charger. for my phone, please.” she spoke, basically stammering.

he smirked, looking her up and down as he inspected every detail of her. he nodded, pointing with his chin where his charger was as to not lose focus in his game. however, he did stop looking at it to watch her bend over to pick the charger up.

he watched the way he could see a peek of the white lace under her skirt, grinning as she stood back up. he watched as she now moved to leave, before he spoke. “nuh uh— you’re not leavin’ with my shit, dawn. stay in here.” she froze.

this was exactly what she had been fearing would happen. she knew him. she knew he would try this. and she didn’t wanna start something. she nodded slowly, and took a deep breath.

she moved to sit down on the corner edge of his bed, his chair sat in front of her. she put her phone on the charger, sighing. he looked over at her, looking her up and down. “you like what i get you for christmas, dawnie?” she smiled faintly, nodding.

he grinned, staring at her. she felt uncomfortable, per usual. she knew what his thoughts were. he slowly turned off the console, shoving his controller on the stand. he looked back up at her eyes. “c’mere.” she furrowed her brows.

he pulled her up by her wrist, laughing at the way she tried to writhe away from him. he grabbed her by her bottom half, forcing her body down on top of him. she straddled his sat figure. she tried to get up, but he didn’t let up. he forced her down, laughing at her struggles.

“jj— quit, i wanna get up.” he tsked, watching her tits in his face. “nah. i think you like it— ain’t that right, dawnie?” you shook your head, giving up on trying to get away from his gross movements. he nodded, giving her a look of approval.

“you lookin’ pretty tonight. real pretty.” you sighed, trying to avert his gaze. “thank you.” you muttered, rather quietly. he subtly moved his hand downwards, lifting up the front of her skirt. looking at the familiar damp white lace. “see? knew you like it. fuckin’ wet from it.”

she frowned, looking at the wall to the side of her in embarrassment. he saw she wasn’t looking at his movements, and subtly palmed the mound below her skirt. she sucked in a tiny gasp, looking down.

she attempted to push his hand away, but it only made him press harder on it. she let out a moan, trying to writhe his hand away that kept rubbing on her clit. “jj— stop doin’ that. oohh— fuck.” she let out a breathy moan.

he smiled, as he watched her reactions. he knew how to do this. exactly what to say and do to embarrass her and make her uncomfortable. “you want me to make you cum, dawn?” she shook her head furiously, her movements contradictory as she rode his hand.

“no— i want you to stop— hmph— please stop it, jayj.” he laughed at her, looking down at the way her clit would nudge against the pads of his fingers. “if i stop, then im gonna go tell your daddy you let me rub on your pussy. deal?” she shook her head furiously, her breathing quickening. “no— okay, okay. i’m sorry. don’t tell him, please.”

he pulled his hand away, slipping her panties to the side and harshly shoving two fingers in her. she groaned, at the burn. it slowly eased into pleasure, as he fucked into her with his fingers. his thumb went to go rub her clit, her head dropping to his shoulder.

she still felt so gross. this was gross. she shouldn’t be doing this. but he knew how to use his fucking fingers, she was sure of it. he forced her head up off his shoulder, pressing a kiss to her lips. it was sloppy. messy. tongues moving, teeth bumping. “jay— it’s, i’m gonna— ooohh, my fucking god.” he smiled.

“tell me you like it. tell me that you wanted it.” she let out a breathy scoff. she didn’t wanna say that. she didn’t wanna admit it. because then he would know that this spurred her on just as much as it did with him. “fuck— okay. i like it, i want it, i swear— just let me cum. please, jay.”

he nodded, giving her his permission. she focused on the way his fingers felt, moving inside of her. he nudged her clit with his thumb, putting her over the edge. she moaned, biting down on to his shoulder. the liquid oozed onto his hand, before he rode her through it and then pulled out.

he brought his fingers to her mouth, shoving them past her lips as she choked. she tried her best to lick them clean, knowing that’s what he wanted. he released them from her mouth with a pop, watching a line of spit keep them connected. she swallowed, nervously. it went silent. she was embarrassed.

he eyed her, noticing this. “you’re fine. quit fuckin’ overreacting, dawnie. did good, kid.” he spoke, hand going to pat her cheek. she nodded. he moved, his lips attaching back to her mouth. she whimpered, ashamedly kissing back. she felt his tongue graze against hers.

he continued kissing her, before pulling away and placing wet kisses down her neck. she moaned, feeling gross with his actions. his hands went up to her tits, squeezing the flesh. he pulled down the hem of her top, her bare tits falling from the fabric.

he moved his kisses to her tits, biting down on the fat of them. she moaned, mostly from pain. he took one of her nipples in his mouth, sucking. he palmed the other one, hand running over her nipple. he released from her with a pop, going to her other tit.

she could feel the cold air against the wet of her nipple, making her shiver. he sucked, hands kneading the fat of her hips. he let go of her breast, traveling his kisses up again. he was about to press another wet kiss on her mouth, before they both heard her daddy call her down.

he groaned, her tensing up. she wiped her glossy lips, pulling the hem of her dress back up over her tits. she stood up, flattening out her dress and hair. “you gonna leave me with blue balls?” he spoke. she sighed, going to grab her phone. she looked down at the tent in his jeans, almost feeling bad.

that was, till she realized this was her fucking cousin. who just fingered her. and the bad feeling slowly went away, shame filling her up. she gave him an apologetic look, as if he didn’t just force her to do that.

she moved to turn the door, stopping when she heard him speak. “you’re gonna suck my dick whether you want too or not. you owe me it.” she grimaced, but she knew she would lose that argument if tried.

she left, the guilt washing over her again at the sticky feeling of her panties.

[t4tails]

not entirely sure if that applies to Barbara too or only to Kate/Batwoman but a lot of people seemed to think that 60s Bruce and Dick were in a gay relationship with each other so DC kept creating new girlfriends for Bruce to make sure people don't think he's into men (which did not work) so maybe that's why they pushed these two together like that?

maybe? idk that would. also be weird 😭. its like choose: bruce × his 16yo pseudo-son or bruce x random woman hes probably twice the age of

[echidnana]

people (and by people we mostly mean like. westerners) need to be normal about close sibling relationships. like the amount of times we've been made to feel weird about being close with our sister or the comments people have made about other familial relationships of ours like. can you be fucking normal

[katabasiiis]

solo canon vs rp canon relationship thoughts on cas, mostly for my own benefit since i decided all of this when i was For Sure Never going back to rp (yeah, how'd that go for you, four years ago dany). warning, this is pretty long because as i may have mentioned i am incapable of shutting the fuck up lmao

BACKGROUND

casira meets lucan when he badgers ronos into taking him on as an apprentice; he looked at the college debt costs and benefits of a standard non-altus magical education through one of the circles, looked at the job prospects on that trajectory, looked at the loans he'd taken out to make ends meet between his discharge from the army and the small stipend he got as a circle mage and what he was sending his family to support them, and decided that cozying up to a magister was a much better way to get the instruction he wanted while also getting his foot in the door in politics. cas is nineteen at the time and just starting to really chafe under her father's plans for her life and sees this slightly older, very attractive man from a lower social class as the kind of forbidden fruit that makes her feel a bit more free and in charge of her own life. lucan gets closer to the caedrons, cas gets agency, they're both pretty happy with this. ronos, however, is not, given that he's trying to arrange a marriage for cas that would either bind the caedrons to their rivals, house ardonis (shoutout @deathswcrn for the ocs), or quell the rivalry between his de facto heir cas and his nephew auron whose entitlement and popularity is threat to the house's stability. (this is what cas is trying to fuck her way out of.) correctly identifying casira as too stubborn to do what he says in this case, he blackmails lucan into breaking things off with her in exchange for not blacklisting his name with every magister and circle mage he has connections with. lucan accepts. cas, it turns out, is pregnant when this happens, and because of the Extremely Bad Breakup, she doesn't tell lucan about it. ronos sends her to vol dorma to live with her grandmother for a while, to have the baby in peace away from minrathous' gossip mill and to ensure that she and lucan are far, far apart and don't get back together. lucan only finds out after olivia's birth, at which point he decides that, yeah, he made a huge fucking mistake and starts writing to her begging for a chance to talk and to meet their daughter. casira is still angry and returns them, first unopened, then ripped to shreds, then burned to ash, at which point he stops sending them and resorts to just. he just. he goes to vol dorma himself and shows up at her window at night by surprise, basically. he doesn't trust that cas was the one returning his letters and not her grandmother, and he just... he has to know. in his defense he doesn't expect her to give him a second chance, but he does desperately want to meet olivia at least once.

SOLO CANON

they get to talking, and since neither of them actually wanted to break up, they do what any normal couple would do and elope to rivain with their daughter. they spend a few months there seeing if they can make it work, and when they decide they can, they go back to minrathous and start making their own way without house caedron's support - cas stays home and takes care of olivia and learns how to be a normal person for the first time in her life, and lucan basically swallows his pride, cuts down the luxuries he wanted for himself, and puts his head down to get the mage equivalent of an office job. they aren't living anywhere particularly nice, and they struggle to make ends meet, but they have a baby and a cat and casira eventually learns how to run a household mostly on her own and they're actually pretty happy. olivia's magic manifesting as upsettingly as it does forces them back into contact with ronos who in the intervening time has decided that this SUCKS, actually, and over the next year or two they start rebuilding a relationship - ronos eventually takes lucan back under his wing as an apprentice, and reinstates cas as his heir (which finally pushes auron into the arms of the venatori). they try to have more children - kell antigen incompatibility ruins those plans, and a son who dies hours after birth is their last attempt. by inquisition, they've been married for thirteen years (!!!) and are still quite happy in that relationship; olivia is close to both sides of her family, with lucan's represented by his mother jaemera, his brother caius, his sister nerixa, and caius and nerixa's kids. since olivia's not planning on having children, she expects to make one of her cousins or their children, if one of them is a mage, her heir to whatever she inherits from her father, while one of nykos' children elion and naerys or one of their children becomes her heir to the caedron inheritance.

RP CANON

they get to talking, but nothing comes of it; casira doesn't leave with him. lucan is still ronos' apprentice, and they agree to spend some more time apart, with casira staying in vol dorma for the next few years with aurania, and while cas was always distinctly aurania's second favourite grandchild after auron, they actually get along quite well and aurania sees a lot of herself in cas. aurania suspects olivia's dreamer abilities quickly, and the three of them return to minrathous shortly after they manifest; cas and lucan make a few attempts at getting back together, but it just doesn't work this time. the time away from ronos helped cas to grow a bit of a spine where he's concerned, but... she's still pretty strongly yoked to caedron interests in a way that she dislikes. she's pricklier and sharper-tongued than her solo-canon self as a result, and hasn't gotten to the point of understanding with ronos that she has in that canon - they butt heads a lot more. she and lucan have a decent coparenting relationship, but olivia's much, much closer to her mother's side of the family than to his.

[umemiyan]

🥺y'all moved on but I'm still stuck on cousin Choji I'll forever be stuck on him. And then he's so yandere coded too? He definitely makes you take his dick he loves watching it go in and out of you it amps him up even more than the sounds that your pussy makes when he's up in it. I'd definitely go to cousin Choji's house everyday for his dick- every. Damn. Day. God and he loves it when you too have a moment of silence between your moans and he just hears the wet gushy sounds your pussy is making? Trust it makes him go from holding back and being gentle to brutally pounding into you almost fuckin himself stupid with your coochie and it definitely drives him crazy when you pull him in for a kiss when you're already a moaning mess he just wants to eat you, devour you whole, make you completely his and his only. Who tf cares what the family would think this is HIS pussy... God I'm in love

babe i feel you ✊🏻 i’d be hitting him up too LMAO and i agree with you that he could def be a weirdo little yan who just goes absolutely nuts over you, especially while fucking 😵‍💫 the obsessiveness/possessiveness grips his soul and he just goes into breeder mode ykwim. i said it before but i’ll say it again: he fucks like a bunny on crack and i swear it would have your brain turning to mush. but he can also bite like a lion.

he’s the type where he just can’t help himself once he finally gets a taste. the little selfish streak really kicks in and he starts chasing his pleasure and satisfaction, prepared to do just about anything to get it. if you met him with a similar energy/intensity… he’d be losing it in the best way. just prepare to have him attached to your hip forever, because he’s obsessed.

once he flips the switch into indulgent mode, he really does get extra nasty 😵‍💫 does everything he can to hear each noise your pussy makes and also not even care if anyone else hears. he’s too wrapped up in what’s going on in the moment, plus he wouldn’t be mad about other people knowing you belong to each other.

he might not act overly possessive out in public due to the nature of your relationship and just because he’s got that happy-go-lucky attitude, but he can switch QUICK if something goes down. if he ever saw someone else trying to screw with you… first, they’d be getting their teeth kicked in, but second, he’d be clinging to you immediately; maybe with a happy little smile and giggle, but he’ll be thinking about getting you alone…

[impishtubist]

Ok, ready for real hotness and chaos? *cracks knuckles*

Let us toss James between Sirius and Bella. Bella and Sirius look like each other, specially in the way they look arrogant and self-pleased. James between them means being between a pair of hot Blacks, which he is in love with the male one (a.k.a Sirius and cannot help but to find the female one (a.k.a Bella) hot .

and James would totally be on his knees for them, with mommy and daddy issues that he didn't know he had, but here he is, very much willing.

"Step on me my queen." He says to Bella.

"Let me be your 🙊 ." He says to Sirius.

Okay but the idea of James looking from Sirius to Bellatrix and back again and being like "oh no BOTH of you are hot" is deeply funny to me, oh James. You just love pretty people who are mean, don't you?

Sirius drawing all of the Marauders (not Peter) into his deeply-fucked-up affairs during school, yes please 😂