#cuz hes so funny amirite

[rain-bowxx]

Stobin: YES but what about steve and jonathan bffs????? Theres this one fic i cant find it rn but they have bi-weekly phone calls(gossip sessions) and when jonny boi comes back from cali theyre like "STEVE???? BESTIE" and "JONNY-BOIIIIII' and of course we cant forget argyle "MA FAVOURITE DUDEEEE OMG" i need more of that.

[amimuu]

Writing VTA from Narinder's pov is actually being so funny cuz. Instead of being a ball of rage that just got his powers "stolen" and hates the Lamb with all his guts (and probably wants them dead) He's just. Sad.

Like. I can't stress this enough this cat is just sad and miserable and tired 24/7. He's done with everything. And he can't even be mad at anything cuz he got himself into that problem and he actually does have enough emotional intelligence to recognize that, miraculously. Actually, I think he has more emotional intelligence than half the cast. Picture him silently screaming into a pillow because it is likely what he is doing right now.

unconventional roleswap. amirite

[oogaboogaspookyman]

There should be a shitpost Murder Drones au where the slice of life concept had stayed instead of the linear story Murder Drones we have now, and it's where first Thuzi (Thad x Uzi) and Envy (N x V) had become canon (the Envy is a maybe, i don't force anyone to do anything) and after a while it's just a big dumb polycule of idiots (+ Thad) that kill a few drones here and there either by accident or on purpose (again, maybe, i don't force anything)

I'm calling it Murder Drones: Hack 'N Slash Of Life (get it? Because. Because. "Slice of life"??? Hack 'N Slash??? Get it??? Am i funny yet?????)

The au is based on the now thrown away slice of life concept for Murder Drones that lasted two episodes and then died from there, put Thad in the backseat and pretty much gave way for Nuzi to bloom. Thad was gonna be Uzi's crush and maybe her boyfriend before the concept was scrapped for the story we have now and i think it's only fair to explore the concept of Thuzi and the slice of life aspect of Murder Drones that we didn't see after episode 3 dropped!

And hey the polycule is canonized in that au maybe idfk lol i just want these idiots vibing doing stupid shit like people like- what if we could've gotten to see V being cute in secret and then threaten to cut the witness open and hang their corpse on their house if they spoke about it to anyone lmfao that'd be the funniest shit ever

Thuzi having an Immoral Make Out Session and N just catches them at it and it's just. A Hassle All Around™, screaming and yelling and kicking and shit omfg wheeze-

Fucking N being the cute and FINE golden retriever he is, pops up looking for his coat and Uzi just 👀 while Thad just DRAGS HER AWAY LIKE A STATUE and he helps him find the coat and after that is solved, Thad reveals he liked the view and DOESN'T ELABORATE ANY FURTHER. Nitties amirite?

Oh J came back? With Tessa? Oh cool we were just about to prepare this surprise party for Uzi because we found out Khan forgot about it forever after Nori died and it left Uzi kinda bitter about it, so we're doing this! And we'd like some extra hands for this shebang cuz like- we just wanna make Uzi happy y'know what i'm sayin'?

Just dumb stupid gang doing dumb stupid gags and occasional murder! And Thad, that guy too, he's cool

That's it that's the entire post bye byeeee

[shrimplymoray]

AAAAAAA I need to draw Deimos I NEED TO DRAW THE LITTLE SKRIMBLO BLORBO. TJHE SKRUNKLY DOODLY!!!!!

i love weird guys that have so many issues that they hide from the world with a cool or funny facade cuz hey, what they don't know they can't use against you, amirite?

the way deimos whole way during all episodes contrasts (imo) heavily with how he seemed to act durign dedmos adventures....

i accept almost anything deimos related at this point, as long as it doesn't break my boundaries, i accept anything.

Deimos cannibal? gimme Deimos being wholesome and autistic? love that Gay ass deimos? yummers Deimos suffering horrors beyond comprehension? isn't that canon compliant haha Ocs x Deimos? gimme, i want friends who also do it Ships with Deimos? adore them, they all feel so silly and amazing Deimos in AUS? amazing, brilliant, marvelous Deimos analysis? PLEASE i love analysis EVEN IF IT IS SOME GOREY ART OF DOC PERFORMING MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ON DEIMOS, I ACCEPT IT PLEASE I JUST WANT CONTENT OF HIM COMING FOR ME PLEASE WORLD

[theredpharaoah]

@cousinoyaya Oh you want a Corlys show? We really don’t give a fuck. Do you see anyone else’s name next to George’s on the book cover? Spoiler alert: if not, then there’s most likely no co-author. What’s comical is the hypocrisy of this reply. You’re galled, gooped, and seem to be perpetually gagging…on my dick. This is the second time you then came up in my replies being rude. Not one “I want…” was in my comment on the upcoming list of series. I rhetorically asked “Who tf wants a Corlys show”. So of course, your loser ass stepped forward to say “Well actCHually…🤓”. And because your brain cells seem to be in the midst of a never-ending civil war; I misspelled “actually” on purpose there. Everything else I wrote was speculation about what would be covered in the series, not me stating what I wanted.

Oh no! I’m entitled for saying they better have *checks notes*…good writers? Hmm. Ok. But that’s funny coming from you considering you liked a comment of me pointing out the idiocy of HOTD’s writers RIGHT before you typed up this steaming pile of bullshit. Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Im entitled, but you come on MY blog; a place designed for me to post MY opinions relating to MY interests, and had the nerve to reply to MY post telling me to stfu. Well no, b!ch, you stfu. And I can say that, cuz this is my blog and I rule here. You have no say here. That is, unless, you’re a co-owner of this blog? I was the only bitch running things the last time I checked, but mayhaps you know something I don’t? Me posting my opinions in a community I’m a part of. Entitled would be me emailing all my opinions on GRRM’s story, and what I think needs to be changed, to him. Who am I acting entitled towards? HBO? Showrunners and writers who don’t even know the series they’re supposed to be adapting?

But since you brought it up and there’s no time like the present; George has enlisted me as a co-author on TWoW and ADoS. Mmhmm. Yes, it’s true. I will also be writing on all forthcoming HBO adaptations of ASOIAF. Yup! Yup! Yup! The whore’s finally out of the pleasure garden. They saw how kunt my application was and immediately put me through.

*audience applauds*

Thank you! Thank you! And I know you, @cousinoyaya, as my BIGGEST and BRIGHTEST fan is so excited for me. And because I love you and my peers on here so much, I’m gonna give you guys a couple of teasers about what’s to come:

1. We’re redoing Game of Thrones and will be extensively exploring the nature of Theon and Jon’s romantic relationship. George and me went back n forth on this a lot. He wanted it to be a throuple with Robb if you can believe it!

2. For Nymeria’s show, we’ve come up with a new reason as to why Garin did what he did. You see, Garin The Great wasn’t really mad about the turtles. He was mad because he found out his Valyrian Dragonlord lover was fucking some messy bottom from Tyrosh. Nymeria tried to tell him that there were other spears in the armory but he really wasn’t tryna hear all that. Garin didn’t actually die. He was brought to Valyria and ended up marrying the guy. Lived happily ever after. What an asshole, amirite?

3. We will NOT be going forward with the 9 Voyages show. *Nobody moved*. Sorry, Oyaya. I know you were really looking forward to that. Instead we’re doing a show focusing on the Black Pearls of Braavos. I’m excited to announce that we’ve already casted Nicki Minaj as the OG Bellegere Otherys, Flo Milli as Bellenore - the OG Black Pearl, Doechii as Narha Otherys, and Lil Nas X as Balerion Otherys. We’ve also created two new characters for the main cast: twins who will be played by Doja Cat and Saweetie. They begin acting classes next month and we’re all just so exited over here at GRRM productions!

4. And finally, the project we’re all most excited for; a show based off of me pulling up to your location and whooping your ass. No funny shit, if you got a problem you can block or scroll. If you have an actual issue with an opinion I’ve put forward, present your counter-argument in a respectful manner and talk to me nice while you do so. I don’t go into people’s comments calling them out their name and telling them to STFU, and I expect the same courtesy to be extended to me. Keep it cute, cuz I’m the definitely the bitch to make it ugly. Have a blessed day.

The Conquest and Nymeria better have good fucking writers. Matter of fact: lemme submit an application. Who tf wants to watch a show about Corlys’ 9 voyages? Who asked for that? The Golden Empire of Yi Ti? Are they gonna give us the Blood Betrayal and show us how it continues to occur possibly all throughout history, but especially during the Targ dynasty?

[saulbaby]

Cannot wait for the best moment in me1 after my paragon ass works on garrus for the entire game and hes like um u stole the normandy? After everything u said?

I have literally never been so proud

[vanilla-villainsstuff]

HERE'S MY THOUGHTS ON ALL THE MAJOR SHIPS IN LMK

I dunno how controversial this is so...

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I don't really like the idea of ppl shipping Nezha with anybody for two reasons:

In the original JTTW, he's mentally and physically a 12 year old who happens to be immortal. Meaning he looks and acts like a preteen. Now, in the show it seems that they made Nezha closer to MK's age. (who's probably 18-20 years old.) I don't really know why this decision was made, but I ain't touching that grey area with a ten foot pole.

Secondly, He... doesn't really have any romantic chemistry with anyone? Sure, he hasn't gotten much screentime but I can't really see Nezha being romantically involved with anyone, he just... doesn't seem to really care for it all that much. (Personally I hc him as aro-ace)

As for Dragonfruit, ehhh...I can see the appeal? It just seems kinda...repetitive as a ship? If Red Son and Mei were love interests, it would more or less be "Red Son not understanding social cues or social interactions or taking things too seriously and Mei helping him out." I don't think it's me being biased towards hetero ships cuz well, there are hetero ships I fucking love it's just, Dragonfruit just lacks that "umph!" factor, y'know? That deeper thing that makes it really stand out as a ship. It's a neat ship, don't get me wrong, I just don't really see why others really like it or make it their otp. Especially since Red Son and Mei seem to hate the idea of being together as seen in Revenge of the Spider Queen, it just seems like ppl are shipping them for no other reason than Red Son and Mei have funny/well written interactions in the show.

Now, why did I put Spicynoodles at the "should be canon" tier and not Dragonfruit? Well...

MK and Red Son are both bad at social interaction/social cues in completely opposite ways. MK is extremely impulsive, impatient, and hyperactive, which causes him to indirectly put him and/or his friends in danger to the point where multiple episodes are dedicated to explaining to MK to take it down a couple of notches. Meanwhile, Red Son is bad at social interaction/social cues because he's sheltered, overly serious, and hot tempered. If Red Son and MK were to be love interests, it could potentially balance things out. (MK showing Red how to let loose and appreciate others' company, and Red reeling MK in from doing something stupidly impulsive.)

Red Son and MK are also very inexperienced with romance, Red Son moreso. Red Son never seems to take romance into consideration, and again, was offended at the idea of being Mei's partner. I'd hazard a guess that Red never had a crush on or dated anyone before. Now, MK'S a different story...MK is explicitly shown to have interest in other men and see them as attractive, (See MK call DBK "Demon Daddy", calling Monkie King "handsome", and never expressing the same with women) so he's definitely had crushes on a few guys before, but it doesn't seem like he's ever dated anyone. So it would be super interesting to see both Red Son and MK figure out the whole dating thing as they go along

The reason why I believe it should be canon is because it could bring out a side of both the characters we don't really see and having both of them discover significant, new things about themselves. It could really flesh them out in a really interesting way and they'd have a very stand out dynamic

So... ShadowPeaches, amirite? But seriously, why do I think it should be canon? Well, I would explain in excruciating detail but this post is already hella fucking long and I'd rather go more in depth on ShadowPeaches in a post all about that ship exclusively.

(Also, to all the dumb brains out there spreading misinformation about JTTW, lemme put this misconception to bed now... MACAQUE AND WUKONG WERE NEVER BROTHERS IN JTTW! Buddha stated that they're vaguely a part of the same species, but not brothers. Wukong and Macaque have precisely zero deeper connection to each other in JTTW, Macaque's birth was never even detailed in the book and Wukong doesn't even have parents. I have researched this topic for weeks, I've read parts of the original JTTW, I have even talked with actual Chinese people on this stupid ass issue, and as far as I can tell, this is just a stupid fan theory being passed off as canon by non-Chinese ppl who haven't read or even properly researched the original JTTW. Shut the actual fuck up, I don't want to hear it.)

And finally, why is it gross to ship MK with Macaque/SWK? After all, didn't I myself say that MK is probably a legal adult, so shouldn't shipping them be fine? No, because it's not about the age thing (although it kinda is) it's about the massive, collosal, power imbalance that could manifest.

While MK is 18-20 years old, SWK and Macaque are very likely to be at least 1,000 years old. (SWK and Macaque were friends years before the events of JTTW, in the original JTTW, SWK gets put under a mountain for 500 years, and in the events of LMK, SWK went missing after sealing DBK under a mountain for another 500 years, so if we're assuming that LMK is following the same lore as JTTW, SWK and Macaque are at least 1,000 years old) Although it seems that Macaque and SWK are mentally and physically middle aged, which still isn't any better. Point being, a romantic relationship between MK and these two would be the equivalent of a 30 year old dating an 18 year old.

Secondly, SWK and Macaque are MK'S teachers and guardians, SWK moreso. A romantic relationship between them would be pretty fucked since SWK is affectively MK'S superior in everyway. MK wants to be SWK'S successor, wants to be close to him, wants to be a stronger person, and SWK having romantic feelings towards MK would just seem like...borderline grooming. Like I'm sorry, but that's why most college teachers, therapists, and doctors have a strict "no dating students/clients" rule since that could potentially lead to their students/clients to be taken advantage of because they're eager/vulnerable.

Now here's the thing: Why is shipping MK with the 1,000 year old SWK/Macaque wrong, but shipping him with the 420 (ha) year old Red Son is fine? Well, multiple reasons, the major ones being that Red looks mentally and physically to be around the same age as MK (both are still coming into their own, both aren't quite mature, plus Red Son is described as a "boy genius", so yeah, Red probably just ages a lot slower in comparison to mortals). Secondly because Red Son and MK are equals, Red isn't MK'S mentor or anything. But yeah to sum it up: even though MK X SWK/Macaque isn't technically p*dophila or whatever, it's still a massive power imbalance and comes off as gross. Stop it.

Andddd... that's all of my main thoughts on these ships! Hope you found this enjoyable, thanks for reading! :)

[jayflrt]

HELP SO I FINALLY READ NNN CUZ I HAVE HOLIDAYS, AND BOY, I FINISHED IT IN ONE GO AND YOU BET YO ASS I DIED LAUGHING THROUGH THAT WHOLE SHIT-

I'm prolly bothering you but here are some of my favourite moments cuz I'm a simp for your humor like 😵😵😵😵

BAHSUQJWIWIS turns out Jake actually had 5 other girls besides y/n

Jisung is like, literally my favourite character constantly throughout the whole thing 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

SNJSKSKDKSKDKSKDK HEE REMINDS ME OF THOSE WEIRDLY SPIRITUAL PEOPLE (dw I'm spiritual alr, I just think some people who claim they saw God are...exaggerating) WHO CLAIM THEY WENT TO HEAVEN AND CAME BACK TO EARTH 😭💀💀

Jisung being my favourite character part. 2

Jisung being my favourite character part. 3 (still going...)

OKAY SO LETMME HAVE A SMALL PARA ABOUT JISUNG'S CHARACTER AND WHY I LOVE HIM SM:

Because, first off, it's Park Jisung, how do you not already love him? Amirite? Second off, the sarcastic YET FUNNY AND SMART responses ARE LIKE PEAK COMEDY.

And like man, I'm a sucker for people who are funny as hell so like yes.

Park jisung was the main character in my eyes

(OH and also, Jisung being my favourite character part. 4)

Jisung best character agenda, me thinks (also best writer award goes to you, me thinks)

(*cough* Jisung. Being. My. Favourite. Character. Part. 5 *cough*)

don't be surprised if I actually use this as a meme template

BUT ANYWAY, IG THIS IS THE END OF MY VERY LONG (AND BORING) MESSAGE, I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL, I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM <3333

OMG HIHI PLS THIS IS SO NICE YOU SENT SO MUCH 🤧🤧 i love seeing the reactions tho so this made me S O SO HAPPY 🥰💖 ALSO NOO YOURE NOT BOTHERING ME AT ALL THIS IS LIKE !!! A HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK

apologizing for doing jake like that 😁 maybe if he stopped flirting with every single fan he looked at 🤚🤚 AHAHAH IM GLAD YOU LIKED JISUNG THO !! he’s my fav character too :’)) i’m actually making an nct dream smau and he’s the exact same in that 😭 sorry jisung i swear this isn’t my actual perception of u 🤲

omg jisung main character energy even when he’s not the main character !! 🤩🤩 glad he stood out to you tho 💞 also tysm for calling me best writer that’s so sweet D;

BUT I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL TOO ANON !! take care and i hope you have a great day/night ♡ and happy new years/new years eve 🥰🌷

[lagaans]

sorry for this in advance & thank you @theinconveniencing for pioneering the notes app liveblog to me its great for when your plane doesnt have wifi 🙏

i'm confused

this plane audio is very bad

rasputin??

this is the stupidest explanation of the instigation of wwi i've ever heard

ok so its wwi then why where there concentration camps at the beginning of the movie ??? **editing note I looked it up now but it's crazy that they spent so much time stupidly explaining wwi and then spent close to 0 screentime talking about that...**

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST EXPLANATION OF THE INSTIGATION OF WWI I HAVE EVER HEARD

this rasputin shit is also crazy not him drop feeding them opium while they're on their knees... some sort of threesome thing

35minutes in is there gonna be some good plot happening at all

if this scottish man is played by james macavoy it would be really funny cuz i just feel like it will be him based on nothing

airfrance evian water is very nasty but its what they have ig

I'm sorry ..:. gay teen predator rasputin.?. what the fuck. this movie is making so many choices..

EWWWW. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWthsiissonastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyi'm🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

not the dad offering up his son and then being shocked when he's the one that has to i can't even finish this sentence thid is so wack and horrible and like kindof homophobic????

it's going on for so long and its like not funny??? im confused for real

well tbh rasputin deserved to win that round these people are fucking stupid

nanny just makes me miss roxy :////// roxy my beloved why did they take you away from me

happy borthhday conrad but idont think those are the type of glasses you're supposed to drink champagne from

conrad does really have dead poets society gay face though

sksjfjsgd we need this code cracked PRONTO 🫵

"What're you gonna do? 🤨" "KILL KILL KILL 😐🫡" come on man could this get any more stupid

statesman on the rocks wow good job guys you referenced the second movie 👍

whos this scottish man he looks familiar him & conrad should get a lil gay thing going

oho the beginnings of the round table

"friend of conrad" friend of dorothy morelike amirite kids

is there only that one song on the bagpipes or do they ever play anything else...

no offense but who would wear a gas mask outside of the trenches isnt the whole thing that its heavier than air so it stays in the trenches and you wouldnt really need it in nomans land

i dont care about conrad in this scene at all like sorry after everything we learned about wwi in school and the horrifying books and accounts we read like this is so lame and unserious (in a bad way) in comparison also the acting isnt that good

why doesnt he just drag this guy over to the trench. oh maybe he will nvm

are these people also fucking stupid. didnt the commander tell them he was sending people on a mission. and hes wearing a kilt so why are they shooting at him

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO play stupid games ig.

im telling you the real archie reed looks soooo familiar

ok its kind sad ig but AGAIN PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN👏STUPID👏PRIZES👏

i ask once again WHAT is the plot of this movie. like truly what is it

also this henchman looks like jimmy fallon

and "king george" looks like mr collins p&p 2005

STANLEY TUCCI????????????????? or is it just my boy merlin in a beard i always get them confused

the way they have barely developed shola(?) and the nanny and also there is so little chemistry between these 3 imo compared to the og cast

ok this goat thing is pretty funny i would die for sure

omg the guy in the elevator 😦🫢1star for that lmao!!

Huhhhhhhh???????????????? 🤔 this reveal is also so stupid we didn't even see this guy for the last 45 minutes of the movie?????

many of the fight scenes including this one are doing nothing for me

the goat????? what happened to shola???? did he die while i was typing on my phone

ok he's there nvm

ah well. what a set of choices

KYLE RAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AS HITLER???????? maybe a worse choice than anything that happened in the entire movie

and not a central cee song for the end credits i hate these people

guys i may be fucking stupid archie reed was Aaron Taylor Johnson 💀

BOOOOOO <- me booing cuz this movie was not very good

Rating: 1 ⭐️ for the goats & the guy in the elevator getting pulverized to dust and 1⭐️ for archie reed being hot in a few scenes

guys the king's man was so bad genuinely. anyways what's that? oh you're asking for the no wifi notes app notes i took on the airplane ok coming right up 🙂‍↕️

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Season 4 notes

Ep 121: mmmm tape recorder turning on without them knowing goes brrr. AAAhjhdsjfhjdf "do you mind if i call you jon" its like "can i call you elias?" is this the dream guy with the tendrils? who wants to bet the boat is captained by peter lukas? big man if it killed yall how are you still here. oh boy the tape is doin that thing. who do we think it is? did he wake up? hmm. ep 122: lol jon. 6 months!?!? bruh quit movin big man. he just Knows things sometimes you know how it is. nah b/c i can relate to feeling like other ppl/ things arent real, thats the biggest mood BUT i think it is kinda pretentious to entertain the idea that youre the only Real person. If you dont see a body dont believe it. i'll hold out hope for a bit. theres not a new archivist is there? surely i wouldve heard about that. oh god peter what changes did you make. ep 123: web development. hope its about spiders. she blames him. bruh why. if they hadnt done anything the world would've ended piss off melanie. why are ppl acting like he chose to be in a coma for 6 months. we know this they just appear. no longer "head archivist of the magnus institute, london" now he's just "the archivist" covered in spiders? cuz ik the spider has to do with controlling what youre doing and all this stuff but i cant think of how this connects to that. ep 124: ugh vertigo. is michael crew an old man? oooh. fairchild. how did he know it was martin? hmm. GRR I LOST MY NOTES AGAIN. FROM EPISODE 125 - part of 131. ep 131: bruh he's so hard to understand big man ur voice is so low. Jared Hotworth. the boneturner. "the ones i helped find their proper bodies" name a better top surgeon? our favorite trans ally? ep 132: woo field trip into the coffin! static lol. he says "chill out im just poppin in for a quick recall mission" is the rib thing actually gonna work? bruh it feels so odd and contrived but he's an odd man with some odd powers so idk. rip that archivist ayyy statement time. voices? recordings? are those tape recorders? was it the tape recorders? did they pull him back? i hope so b/c if the rib thing actually worked im gonna be so disappointed. ep 133: predicting the lonely? tundra. like the lukases. hmm. sanikova! like sanikov land. so its the hunt? i suppose? yeah. so daisy's clearly rejecting the hunt, which makes sense cuz she doesnt seem to like the entities that much. wait so are we just not gonna talk abt all the tapes playing on the ground?? no? ep 134: not an archival assistant anymore? Adelard Decker (or however you spell it) i recognize that name. 15th power. i was right there are 15. the extinction? im trying to remember what ive heard. oooh spooky. no i gotta be real i dont understand this fear but i'll believe you that its a thing. ew lukas is so squealy. lukas can turn invisible? oh boy. oooh martin put the tape recorders there. lol lukas is worried he's gonna be an avatar of the eye. ep 135: yoo its the third Daedalus statement! maxwell rayner (reiner? reigner?) i dont know who that is but ik its somebody. is he the cult leader guy? church of the divine host? 4 people?? what? did they kidnap somebody and keep them up there?? oh dear jon are you dying? did he try to See or Know or whatever? why does everyone call basira detective lol. ep 136: he was the one from the spider movie that ate ppl right? the special effects artist? is it annabelle cane? "its a joke jon" lol. hmm they wanted to record the therapy session with melanie? i wonder who that is. i almost wanna guess annabelle cane but im not sure. ep 137: this is the one! he went to the other place and read the war statement but it wasnt the one she took. not the music again. sounds like the slaughter. who the heck is eric lol. "the watcher's crown" like the crown of eyes we saw in the piccrew ep 138: oh boy Robert Smirk time. is that elias? as unhelpful as usual. if new powers can be "born" can others die out? did jonah magnus wear the watchers crown? maybe they were born from our fear or maybe our fears were born from them. ceaseless watcher does ceaselessly watch so. idk what you want

big man. yeah jonah for sure did something. ep 139: agnes!! lol that one dude threw off all their plans thats so funny. BUT this does tell us something. the tree in the backyard of the hilltop house? not made by her. it going down didnt kill agnes. im guessing gertrude tied agnes to the house using the tree? u good jon? cuz every time you try to Know smth intentionally it seems like it causes you great pain. how come he can do it accidentally with no problem but the second he wants to know smth of plot relevance he gets a headache or whatever ep 140: lol pagan exultation. classic. "oh thats my rib" lmaoo. ppl are always so mad at jon and his Eye powers except when it benefits them. they're like "oh you shouldnt do that its not right" and then all of a sudden they want to know something and its all "oh cmon jon its the only way" ep 142: oh god jon what did you do. its interesting she's giving her statement in the way that they do when jon Asks. did he see her in the Coffin? and so he's following her? ok cmon jon you're supposed to let them come to you. lmao ikr martin. "start to hear the blood" "suure." lmao ep 143: lol that awkward moment when gertrude is already dead. big J if you die im gonna kill you. bruh. ayo helen? i guess it worked? ep 144: lol this reminds me of that one edgar allan poe story where he kills the old dude with the weird eye. spooky music stuff. lol thats my favorite symptom of a heart attack its hilarious. so its smth abt the location probably? bro i feel like you should write down the numbers idk. 162830165049 564846474827. seems like the distortion? like the kinda thing that causes you to go crazy because of the numbers. oh boy is it the extinction again. bro what?? im?? his dad just died and he's like eh. martin dont be mean. he's being all lonely again. big man ur pushing ppl away. oh god its fucking squealy boy. ep 145: that almost sounds like breekon/hope... Arthur? agnes. aah was he from the lightless flame cult. a tree. lol he's just ranting rn. hehehe fuck landlords amirite. yay someone tells jon outright to go to therapy. now do it big man. ep 146: oh great! the distortion! i'm making a spiral themed building in mc right now! jon maybe accept you did a bad? nah this goes back to what i said before. they're fine with him compelling ppl when its convenient for them but otherwise its "no jon you cant, youre a monster jon" the tapes didnt turn on. i spose that means its not important? i agree with daisy, this seems unecessarily dangerous. ep 147: is that a tape? the first tape? well that went better than i expected tbh. BAHAKJASHDJKF she did the "can i call you jon" like nikola says "elias, can i call you elias?" damn annabelle is such a girlboss. oh! the one thing from the picrew. its been a while since ive connected smth to that. lol all the other avatars always talk abt their patron so lovingly and the jon just. absolutely hates the eye. ep 148: lol thats the most elias thing. "i just like the way it sounds" ep 149: did he disappear? bruhh. ur lonely powers are popping off i guess. oops i accidentally deleted my notes for 150 - 152 ep 153: thats the cult right? yeah. it doesnt sound like the church of the divine host? idk. if it is the church of the divine host then they worship the dark right? so is the eleventh the dark star or wtvr? it almost sounds like the corruption b/c of the oil or grease or whatever. oh dear what happened. oh its the hunters. theyre so annyoing. not an "it" he has a name. he's a person. is this a page from the skin book? ep 154: oh shit this is gerry's dad! oh shit he quit! oh dear god. jon don't you do it. haha martin. yeahhhh... is he gonna tell the others? cuz you know theyre gonna get mad if he doesnt. oh also picrew connection! the bandages over the eyes? yeah thats this im guessing. ep 155: oh good he told them. oh my god what did you do. lol i have no mouth and i must scream. nah you get none of my sympathy you're straight up murdering ppl. its like the desolation, destroying lives to sustain your own. ok but taking their statements doesnt

kill them. oh... bye melanie. ep 156: lmao imagine if the tape recorder spoke back. oh boy decker! i swear we got a statement from him already. oh god mirrors scary. They're gonna eat the body arent they. Yup... sounds like the flesh or the slaughter, but I'm not sure. Could be the extinction for sure. Smth at the center! Like Helen mentioned. God Peter you dick. Ep 157: peter's just so :/ another decker statement i see. a statement about the corruption? hmm. maybe its not abt the corruption. the extinction. lol pandemics. topical. John Amherst. helen? lol i can hear admiral purring in the background. oh cmon helen dont be like that. im trying real hard to like you but you make it so difficult. ep 158: did they fucking free the stranger? im gonna lose it. you absolute dumbass. im sorry who is that? jonah magnus? my guy. peter. you absolute dickhead. that's elias. (im p sure i had this spoiled for me that elias is jonah) oh dear this is her death. god peter you prick. i hope this is a pop off martin moment and not a "martin you idiot" moment. i hope the hunters kill the stranger entity. or she kills them. furry daisy pop off! yeah fuck you peter martin can make his own decisions. you know that clip from Twisted where jafar says "ok what the fuck was that" martin D: ok like i know its gonna work but still D: D: ep 159: peter you bitchboy. because if im alone i cant hurt anyone else. imnotgonnacryimnotgonnacryimnotgonnacry do it do it do it do it. pop off jon. ok its a pretty good idea for a ritual i gotta be honest. she didnt even have to blow it up lol. oh dear that was certainly a noise. "he gets you" did he not have jon already? he's back! our boy is back! awwww thats so cute. ep 160: oh right this is the thing in the safe house. i love him. "obviously im going to tell you if i see any good cows" martin my beloved <3 :)) oh boy who is this. fuckin. people. jonah you dick. gahh. you can tell he's trying to resist so hard lol. ohh. hehe keep an *eye* on him. altho if the extinction is a real thing he needs to be marked by that right? lol he sounds so intense im sorry- i want martin to just burst in and be like "look at this cow i saw!" its so dramatic and for why.

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SO MANY ASKS, MY BOREDOM RECEDES

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

ugh. I was the super smart but smelly kid, basically. I got placed in a GT core program in 4th grade (gifted and talented) and even there I was immediately shuffled to the second to last rung on the social ladder, I was the most normal one of the kids who ate erasers and were obviously autistic. Like also, I guess I was described as “an old soul” and “rude” because I used bad words. Before the GT program I was a bookworm and before that I was “extremely shy” but in 2nd grade I woke up one morning and was suddenly obnoxious. I suspect that my teachers didn’t know what the hell to do with me most of the time, but I always got really good grades despite refusing to do a lot of homework so it was kind of hard to crack my nut, I guess. One time in fifth grade I was called “tactless”.

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Honeysuckle on a warm clear night.

The town I moved to when I was seven years old has a big festival every year with craft booths and outdoor concerts and lots of food and carnival stuff and they have fireworks! It was within walking distance of our house, so every summer we’d walk there in the afternoon and spend a couple evenings there. This was how I saw Carbonleaf for free about a month before they made it really big! Anyway, here is the memory:

Walking home at night, sticky leather sandals on my feet. My friend met up with me while at the festival and she peels off to get to her neighborhood a few blocks along. My mom and dad are meandering about half a block ahead of me. I have a cracked glowstick around my neck, it’s a soft green and pink. The firework smoke has mostly cleared and the nearly full moon washes the dark streets with enough light to navigate without the flashlight my mom had tucked in her purse. The streets on this block don’t have sidewalks so we have to be careful, but everyone is walking home around this time so it’s not too dangerous. The breeze passes through and any lingering smoke is blown away, replaced with a floral waft. I don’t understand what it is until I bump into my parents who have stopped. My dad is picking at a bush that’s grown over a chainlink fence. “What are you doing?”

“Eating honeysuckle,” my dad responds. I make an incredulous noise. “You can eat it, see? You pick a flower, like this, without any leaves on the bottom, and then pinch off the bottom. The stamen will come through and pull the nectar down... Then you suck it like the bottom of an ice cream cone. It’s sweet. Here, try it.”

After I try one and mangle it, my dad prepares one for me. I’m surprised. I’d only eaten pansies before, and those tasted like mint and parsley had a baby, not sweet at all. “Can you eat the petals?”

“Yeah, but they don’t taste like anything. Here, you want more?”

“I can do it this time.”

“Okay, be careful though, don’t pick any too low down, dogs can pee on it.”

“Ew, Dad!”

At this point my mother chides us on back home, but I pulled off a big tendril to pick at the rest of the way.

21. obsession from childhood?

When I was little I was terrified of most things, but a big thing that really freaked me out was clowns and also people in mascot costumes. As an adult I have made some uh... progress on this (am I a furry? am I a clownfucker? I not NOT those things...) but anyway in an attempt to get me to maintain my chill if I accidentally found a clown or mascot at one of a million children friendly places where such characters appear without warning (the zoo, a baseball game, the mommy and daughter beauty pageant my mom idiotically signed us up for when I was like, three... every halloween ever... the library...) they rented this movie that was like, a behind the scenes clown circus documentary.

I have spent a solid 20 minutes trying to look it up just now and it is ungoogleable because of all the trendy murderous clown bullshit these days, thanks a lot stephen king, but anyway. My older brother had to watch it with me the first time but it was like... the clown showed how he went from just a guy through every step of putting on the makeup and costume, and some juggling stuff and some other tricks, and what makes a funny physical joke, and some other circus things... And then he took off the clown outfit and became a regular guy again. I WAS OBSESSED. Apparently, I requested we rent this movie from blockbuster EVERY TIME for MONTHS to the point where blockbuster offered to sell us the VHS. I still remained scared of clowns for years after this but it helped me out a lot and also it’s connected to my whole thing about practical effects. I also watched the jim hensons secrets of the muppets thing about twenty bajillion times, it all exists in the same space in my brain.

30. places that you find sacred?

Gazebos and thresholds, mostly. Also I once had a religious experience staring at a Van Gogh in the National Gallery of London. It was Wheatfield with Crows. I don’t think I saw god, because I dont particularly believe in god much, but I do feel like... some part of me cracked open and was able to connect with some part of a person who had painted it a hundred years ago. I only learned that it was possibly the last thing he ever painted like, a year later. I was in London visiting a friend who had moved there a year before, we were in our senior year of high school, I was 17 and applying to art schools at the time, so maybe it was just a thing about, like, the right time and mental space for it, but also... me and Vincent are like... yeah. This is what I hope I see when I die, etc.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I hope that I would be an apricot but that’s just cuz I really like them. Maybe I am a coconut, hairy on the outside and a hard nut to crack.

When I started to grow boobs, my mom told me a funny story about how in college she walked in on her roommate standing in front of the mirror in just her underwear, cupping her breasts. And when my mom was like “uh... what are you... doing?” her roommate was like “sigh... do you think I have oranges? Or are they more like tangerines... I wish I had grapefruits like you!” and from then on the citrus system of breast classification was set. Hippies, amirite?

Anyway my boobs kept growing and growing and growing. I am currently a K cup??? But anyway one day as a teenager I was in the grocery store and they had these fruits that were EVEN BIGGER than a grapefruit. They were pale green and smelled really nice! And when we sliced it open it had SO MUCH PITH, but the fruit inside was a pretty pink... It’s a pomelo! The precursor to grapefruits. My breasts are now bigger than even pomelos, but whenever I see them in the market I’m like “my boob fruit!”

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

I try my best to taste foods I’ve disliked over and over again throughout the years to get myself to become okay with them because I find the enjoyment of food to be vitally important to my willingness to continue existing. But one thing I will NEVER force myself to eat again is natto. I tried it about four different times, once the cheap conbini kind, once at an extremely swanky japanese hotel breakfast, one in a really nice sustainable sushi restaurant with my favorite fish mackerel, once from a friend’s fridge, and UGH, every time, I just wanna spit it back out immediately. Sorry, fam.

In terms of things that come in different flavors I think the grossest soda is the grapefuit favorito which is like drinking bubbly soap.

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1x09 Excalibur

I'm oding on these eps/posts today because I'm avoiding real responsibilities, like an adult.

Is the horse ALSO undead? Did this creature really make a living horse crash through a window to make a big entrance? Cuz I'll hate him more for that.

I'm American, I know fuck all about Monarchy. I'm not totally clear on the Crown Prince distinction. Is it just a ceremony for Arthur's milestone birthday? Like a quince but for princes? I mean he's the only son of the king, what difference could it possiblity make?

Sir Owain calls himself Oh-wahn but everyone else calls him Oh-wane and it's irritating as balls.

The rules for the gauntlet challenge make very little sense to me. You throw it down and anyone who picks it up can fight you. But presumably, you're throwing it down because you want to fight somebody specific, so what is the deal with this loophole? Is it specifically to prevent the death of kings?

How many brothers does Ygraine have and why are they all annoying

The way Merlin books it when the black knight turns his head towards him 😂

Is it me or do all the villainesses in this series have hair that is not straight? It seems to range from wavy hair to messy curls to line, dreads, but all the women who play villains seem to have some kind of styling that includes some degree of curling.

"You could say... there is a bond between us" yea a PROFOUND bond amirite

"I gripped you tight and raised you from the lake" 😂😂😂ok I'll stop

Arthur walking up fully dressed and realizing he's overslept is a fuckin MOOD

Touching moment between Arthur and Uther. The parallel between them and the following scene where Gaius and Merlin are having dinner, a healthy father/son relationship contrasting the strained, toxic, (even tho they DO love each other) relationship between Arthur and Uther is just perfect.

The anguished dragon is pretty cool too.

Commentary is Angel, Richard, Colin, and Jeremy (who I'm starting to suspect just really likes the sound of his own voice)

Colin and Jeremy confirm it's a coming of age ceremony for Arthur's 21st. That makes a lot of sense.

For some reason everyone is mumbling and I can barely understand anything being said, but luckily Jeremy seems to just be repeating things he's already said in previous episode commentaries. They constantly mention when it's gone from France to Wales and frankly their production schedule is stressing ME out even tho it happened to other people ten years ago

Apparently they had to deal with like, school trips to the castle while filming, which is just endlessly funny to me

Apparently they use an actual book of spells in Old English for Merlin's incantations! It's nice tho near them having a laugh about people's criticism of the pronunciations.

Also love Colin laughing at Merlin's obliviousness, reminded me of this:

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Apologies for the sloppy photo cred, I can't figure out how to do it on mobile since html doesn't work. I will edit to correct it when I'm at an actual computer.

Lollllllll Gaius hightailing it out of the chamber when Arthur came in after he'd been released from his chamber had everyone cackling, myself included.

I really like having Colin do the commentary cuz he goes into the details of the story, not just the sort of technical aspects of filming. He makes a good point about the sword: what exactly was he supposed to do in that situation? Merlin is alone in the set up tent with Uther, the fucking king, he didn't really have ant recourse to keep the sword out of his hands - what it ultimately comes down to, is who is the bigger threat? The king standing in front of you, who you know FOR A FACT considers your life to be of exactly ZERO value, who could have you executed on the spot, with Arthur not even there to defend you, OR the talking dragon chained up in the basement that you don't even have to face immediately? I hadn't even thought of that but it really was a lose-lose for Merlin.

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I'd love to double on that topic and ask how would some specific characters react to their in-country changes, as peaceful Hart seeing how recent conflicts with minorities escalated to an unhealthy rate or Sissela discovering the whole deal with Greta Tumberg, or Chiara/Adriana/Arda reacting to the arson in Notre Dame etc.

Imma be honest, I’m white, young and not from any of those countries so I cannot say I’m equipped to talk about them beyond the stuff I’ve seen shared on tumblr, aka “this whatsapp chain told me this helps with coronavirus” except the chain came from a doctor you don’t know (but i’m still hard left, nonbinary and aromantic, and i think communism is the better option overall for systems so if you’re curious on what I believe on most political subjects you can probably guess from that)

That said (for the sake of clarifying I don’t pretend to be an authority on it and I realize I’m only well-informed in comparison to someone that has never read any news), again, I’m white so I’m gonna give my two cents on it anyway cuz that’s what we do amirite

I hold that if Hart saw how bad shit got she’d really want it to stay peaceful but once she realized it ain’t happening she’d probably be willing to let go of the peace in order to keep peace. I don’t think she’s the type to tone police people when they’re reacting to hardship because wanting to keep the peace proactively involves making sure whoever is trying to break the peace is stopped because I’d rather think Hart’s view on life is three-dimensional and adaptable; that’s much more interesting to analyze then. So I think she’d likely try to passively help in any way she can (monetarily I don’t think she’d be able to do that much but she might, id est, try to host a place where people protesting can go to treat themselves, and probably try to make music that informs people on the situation and brings attention to the cause. She’d likely still kinda quietly not be into the more violent protests but not say much since she can understand why it’s happening, as being uncomfortable with what you have to do doesn’t mean you’re gonna be against it.

I’m not that sure on what aspect of the Greta Thunberg deal you’re referring to? I think Sissela would probably feel kinda disappointed that someone that’s this young is speaking up about it, since it’s a sort of ‘sign’ that shit’s gone sideways if a kid is literally pleading with adults to do something, and feel a sort of anger that a bunch of people criticize her every move when she’s trying to do something good. But tbh I don’t see Sissela as being the type to be really into learning the issues of the world and trying to fix them, closer to having a “I have too many things to deal with to be even more stressed about what’s currently happening in the world” sort of mindset where learning about the other issue going on just leads to a profound sigh, so I don’t think she’d know that much about it. 

Though I think she’d be pretty angry at the straws thing since she is the type of person that’d want to use a straw, as she has chronic pain. That’s an extremely direct thing that’d inconvenience her.

Chiara would be extremely sad that such a special cathedral was burned, even if her feelings towards God and religion and herself are very mixed I think she’d be affected by something like that. Arda would probably be pretty fuckin’ angry that they burned down a historical place and try to erase the traces that were left there.

Adriana would probably feel pretty jealous of whoever did it since WOW YOU MADMAN YOU SET FIRE TO THE NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL IT’S HUGE HOW WARM WOULD THAT BE- so they’d both probably not be that happy with her outlook on it

Some sidenotes I thought could be interesting (though it’s all as-is character stuff, I’m not taking into account character development they could have):

-As Alex is gay, I think he wouldn’t be thrilled with the fact that Russia’s been trying to take away LGBT rights

-Isol and Rozzi would probably think “hooray now getting weapons is EASIER congrats dickhead” if they saw that guns got legalized in Brazil after Pants Pockets Guy got elected into office. Rozzi would probably not be that worried beyond international public opinion stuff since her job means she isn’t in here that often most likely, but Isol’d likely be sort of “resigned” to the fact that now things just got even worse.

-Magnus would most likely be one of those dudes that go ‘blue lives matter’, not gonna lie. Even if he’s in a motorcycle gang, I’d be surprised if he didn’t spout that sort of thing.

-Rio and Yuki would probably have a sort of “culture shock” with everyone else even without taking current events into account, but I would kill to see how they’d interact with the characters from other countries when wearing masks came up. 

“people are so fucking ridiculous, there’s literally a story of a lady that wasn’t wearing a mask and used her underwear as a mask out of spite” “...people are that unwilling to wear masks over there?” “i hadn’t seen a single mask in my life before corona showed up, if that answers your question” “what do you do when you get sick then??” “you deal with it yourself and hope not hugging anyone is enough to not pass it” “dude” “oh yeah and you drink tea” “you drink tea.”

-william yeets the tear gas canisters back at the cops with no hesitation. entirely because that sounds very funny

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Twilight Thoughts (BEASTARS Episode 5)

WARNING: SPOILERS IMMINENT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO’RE DECIDING TO WAIT FOR NETFLIX TO RELEASE THE SHOW FROM PRISON. But hey, if you don’t mind, then let’s get this show on the road!

Episode 5: GoodboigoodboigoODBOIGOODBOI-

Finally we get some lighthearted fluffy stuff after what had happened the past episode or two. ESPECIALLY last episode. goodness, if episode 4 was the craziest episode, episode 5 has to be, like, the cutest. although there was some crazy shiz going on while Legoshi wasn’t around.

- First off,

Jack.

I luv him. bless this wholesome labrador retriever.

It may have been, like, 4 episodes in, but i’m happy he finally has more to say cuz i really wanted to see more of him considering he’s Legoshi’s best bud and i was sad he didn’t get much screen time aside from the hot minute he was in in the second episode. you get to see the dynamic between them and i can tell right off the bat just how close they are. i mean, he cared enough to bring him lunch in the empty pool while he hides from his classmates and knew right away that what he did on stage during the previous episode wasn’t acting at all.

Also when he was following Legoshi as he speedwalks his depressed butt to class, he was onto him that he did what he did out of love and tried to guess who he liked out loud. like, really loudly. like, the kids they passed by in the halls were staring. and i was dying but also thinking “Good lord, if we went to the same school, my friend Gao would TOTALLY do this to me. lmao”

- C....can we talk about what happened during that in the meantime?

I saw Haru and was like “Ok, looks like she’s gonna do it with another gu-”

*Sees a familiar hand reach out to her*

“....No.......n O .”

*Hears the start of Persona 3′s Mass Destruction blaring in the distance*

LOUIS NO PUT THAT TIE BACK ON WHAT IS HAPPENING WHA-

Like seriously, i did NOT see that coming. i mean i could’ve put two and two together considering Haru’s supposedly slept with a ton of different guys and Louis is popular so i can see them already knowing each other. but when i saw that i wasn’t thinking about that. why? cUZ IT WAS FRIKKIN’ OUTTA THE BLUE, THAT’S WHY.

I can already tell there’s gonna be....maybe not necessarily a love triangle, but Legoshi’s gonna find out sooner or later and i can imagine there’s gonna be something coming out of this.

Speaking of which,

The second half of the episode is basically snippets of things followed by Legoshi and Haru’s uhh....pseudo first date. like, it’s not a date, but it feels like one tbh. we’ll get to that in a bit.

- About those snippets, there’s apparently some weird annual fur cutting day. probably cuz all the animals with fur are....well, furry. i find it funny the guys in Legoshi’s dorm decided to do it outside rather than in their room cuz y’know....they gotta do it in their underwear. ^  ^’

- Ok, i know there’s a TON of cute, upbeat things in this episode, but as i’ve quickly learned the past few episodes, it’s not BEASTARS without angst. Legoshi, after the events of the play, gained a sorta.....negative reputation of sorts. like, the school newspaper of course twisted it to hell and back, but that didn’t change the fact that him snapping on stage was kinda terrifying. and although Louis played it off to the press like it was intentional, deep down Legoshi knows what he did was stupid. and he beats himself up for it for the majority of the episode. heck, one of the stage crew even blurts out that one of their members is essentially making things kinda awkward now. news flash dude, even if you don’t state their name, he’s not THAT stupid. he can tell you’re talking about him. and ngl that was kinda rude.

After all this, i feel bad for him despite knowing he did something stupid. which is exactly my point. he’s an introvert. and coming from experience, when we introverts do something stupid, we feel like absolute garbo and wanna crawl back into our corner. the one time he tries to stand up for himself and take action, he screws up horribly. and while this is a stepping stone to break out of his shell....it hurts. and i can totally understand that all too well. *remembers that time i blurted something self deprecating out on stage at EMCon’s cosplay contest years ago*

But hey, at least Jack is still supportive of him despite where things went. he’s a good friend.

- Bunny bish and her sunshine gang from the first episode is back and i still hate her. but....i kinda wanna know how her relationship with Haru got so bad to begin with. there’s gotta be something more there than just petty love stuff, right? like, every character i’ve seen in this show was sort of a usual trope, but when it progressed, i realized they’re not the complete trope, just bits of various tropes put together and it makes each character unique (for example, Legoshi is the big softie but with parts of the shy nerd and/or wallflower mixed in). THIS bish is the most stereotypical thing in this show so far. and honestly, i am not convinced that’s all there is to her.

- Ok, now onto the “first date.”

....IT WAS ADORABLE.

Like, it’s super awkward cuz neither of them could really get past their thoughts, but it was super believable and cute and i don’t normally say this much when watching anime bUT I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX.

To elaborate, Haru can’t get past her innate herbivore instincts telling her to run from him, while poor Legoshi is so nervous that he can’t even ask her for her name! you would think after that last episode, he’d become a bit more outgoing. but nope! still the same dorky teenage wolf as ever. guess change can’t happen THAT fast, amirite? XD

At some point, i think they start thinking it just can’t work out between them. at least, it sounded like Haru was friendzoning him right from the start.

but eventually as they return to their dorms, he bends down to help her and their eyes meet and i was like “k I S S  K I S S  F A L L  I N  L U V--no seriously, kiss.” even though i knew very well that it’s far too soon for that. lmao then they finally exchange names and he says to himself “If it means i get to see your eyes again, i’ll get my tail dirty any day.” and i was like OW MY HEART. <3

This episode was a much needed breather after the Play Arc ngl. i hope to see y’all again after Episode 6! ^  ^

[365daysofsasuhina]

[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day One Hundred Fifty-Eight: In A Garden ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyūga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten ] [ SasuHina ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]

“...you’re kidding, right?”

“Nope.”

“...but...why?”

“Cuz it’s fun, dude!”

Sasuke deadpans. “...dressing up in costumes and acting, in real time...is fun.”

“Yeah! LARPing is amazing! A few friends of mine from my old school were into it when we were kids! And since I’ve been getting back into contact with ‘em, I asked if they still did it? And they do! And we are totally going to a session and -”

“No.”

“But -!”

“That is the dorkiest thing I’ve ever heard of. I wouldn’t be caught dead doing that.”

“But Sasuke -” Naruto begs, curling fists under his chin. “I told everybody we’d be there!”

“You need to stop making promises on my behalf, Naruto.”

“C’mon, man! You tellin’ me you’ve never wanted to be, like...a badass knight? Or...or a mage? You never played games like that?”

“Yeah. Games. Where I sit and be myself, playing a game. I’ve never thought I should become the game.”

“Dude...do you know anything about cosplay?”

“...yeah. I do.”

“Y’ever looked at some really hot cosplay girls?”

A light tint of pink colors the Uchiha’s face. “...I’ve seen them, yeah.”

“Well, it’s like that...only they actually stay in character. And you get to interact with them, in character! And you can have battles, and sit in a tavern, and look awesome! I promise you’ll have fun. And like I said, it’s mostly people from my old school! You wouldn’t even know anyone there to be all embarrassed in front of!” Naruto nudges him in the ribs. “We’ll get you looking awesome, and they’ll just be impressed!”

Sasuke heaves a long sigh, staring at his friend skeptically. “...and what, pray tell, did you have in mind for me to wear?”

Sensing he’s convinced him, Naruto gives a wide, devious smile. “Oh, I think you’re gonna like it…!”

The event, as it turns out, is being hosted in a large park across town. Good, Sasuke can’t help but think. Fewer chances of being spotted by someone he knows.

Because while he’ll never admit it...he does look awesome. But...that also plays against him for looking like he’s taking this seriously.

Donning a thief build getup, his scheme is black and a midnight blue, with highlights of silver. It’s actually made of leather, for the most part. The armor, at least. He’s got boots, trousers, a tunic...and his armor. A chest plate, bracers, shin guards...the whole works.

And he hates that Naruto was right. Though he tried to resist...the more he looked at himself in the mirror...the more he thought he actually looked...really cool. And he can totally pull off a thief character.

Otherwise, he’s just a human - no pointy elf ears or orc makeup. That...would be taking it  a little far, in his opinion. Wielding a foam dagger, he only has a scar painted over an eye.

You know, just to add to the badass image.

Getting out of Naruto’s car, they soon see the ruckus. A fair number of people - more than Sasuke expects - are out in the grass. A gazebo seems to be a make-believe tavern, coolers of drinks (non-alcoholic - they’re still minors, after all) and food are made up to look like chests. There’s a fair amount of variety in the costumes - both in terms of characters, and of skill level. And no one seems to be ripping on each other. They’re just...having fun. A few people spar with their false weapons...others sit and talk with tankards. One guy even looks to be selling potions...which are just funny colored water.

“Sooo...whaddaya think?” Naruto asks, leaning against his friend to jostle him, wiggling his eyebrows.

“...looks like a nerdfest.”

“An AWESOME nerdfest!” the blond declares, lifting his broadsword. He, of course, is a knight...with armor Sasuke will admit is even more impressive than his own.

“So, where are all the girls?”

“Oh! I think Shikamaru said they were having a, uh...a photoshoot? In the gardens. If I had t’guess, they’re probably all there getting their pictures done before their hair or whatever gets messed up. Wanna go see?”

Sasuke goes pink. “...that won’t be weird?”

“Nah, we’ll just...get our pictures taken, too! It’ll be totally fine,” Naruto insists, waving a hand. “I really do wanna get pictures, though. I want this moment immortalized! Sasuke wearing LARP getup...I’m gonna show your kids.”

“Tch, whatever…”

They head up the hill to where the kept gardens of the park are grown. Sasuke’s been here a few times, but mostly when he was a lot younger. The park really isn’t his favorite haunt anymore. At least, not unless something is actually going on. While his mother used to take him and Itachi all the time in the Summer when they were kids...they’re both a little old for that now. Itachi’s in college, after all.

And, as Naruto said, there’s indeed a few photographers hanging around, snapping pictures of various roleplayers. Most of the ones up here are indeed girls. Barmaids, mages, princesses, knights...anything and everything, really.

“See? What did I tell ya? Aren’t they beautiful?” Naruto whispers, nudging Sasuke again. “Check them out!”

Grunting, Sasuke gives him a glance, not wanting to be...overtly obvious. Pretending to be watching the goings-on, he scopes out a few of them. They’re pretty, sure...but none really catch his eye too dramatically.

“Please, Hina?”

“I-I don’t know about this, Tenten…”

Glancing, Sasuke spies what looks like a weaponsmith talking to a girl in a long coat, which she clings closed with embarrassment.

“But you look awesome! It turned out so great! Shouldn’t you want everyone to see it?”

“I mean...I guess? I don’t know, it’s just...e-embarrassing…!”

“Dude, everyone here is in costume! No one’s gonna make fun of you! We’re all nerds here, right?”

“...r-right…”

“Besides, if anyone gives you trouble, I’ll knock ‘em one!” the one called Tenten assures her, drawing an oversized hammer from a belt at her hip.

Her companion smiles, gaze dropping as the current group moves out from in front of the camera.

“Next?”

“Ooh, us!” Naruto insists, tugging Sasuke forward with a yelp.

“Just you two?” a photographer clarifies.

“Uh...I guess. Unless anyone wants a group shot with us?”

“We’ll join in!”

Everyone looks over to Tenten, who hauls her friend forward by a hand. The other keeps her coat closed. “Got room for two more?”

“Yeah, sure!” Naruto quickly agrees.

“C’mon, Hina! You gotta take the coat off!”

Pink with embarrassment, the one called Hina pauses...then peels the garment aside.

Sasuke’s eyes go wide.

Donning fake elf ears, her hair is long and dark, straight as a blade to her tailbone. Pale lavender eyes match a few layers of her dress, which has several materials of various shades of purple. A delicate circlet with violet gems sits on her brow.

...wow...she looks like the real deal.

She’s beautiful…

“...oi, Sasuke. We gotta pose.”

Snapped back to the present, he blinks, realizing he’s...still in the garden. And everyone’s looking at him. Oh crap, was he staring that badly?!

“Sorry about him, he’s a little spacy sometimes,” Naruto snickers. “Thieves and their short attention spans, amirite? If it’s not shiny, he’s not paying attention!”

Scowling, Sasuke knows he’s trying to cover for him. “...better than starting all manner of brawls just to prove your chivalry, you dunce.”

“Ha! See? Such a kidder…”

...huh...this is actually...kinda fun.

The four of them pose for a few photos before they let someone else have a turn.

“So can we get copies of these?” Naruto asks one of the photographers.

“Yeah, they’ll be on our website.”

“...website?” Sasuke repeats. They’ll be online?!

“What, like anyone you know is gonna be looking at this kinda stuff, right?” the blond counters, pouting.

Likewise, Hinata goes pink. “Tenten...you didn’t say they’d be p-public…”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know!”

As their more...exuberant friends try to work out the details, Hinata and Sasuke are left to the side, glancing to each other. “...your costume is amazing,” he offers, trying to make conversation.

That gets her to perk up. “You...you think so? I made it myself!”

“What?! No way!”

“Mhm!”

“Oh...I just bought mine, I’m not...crafty or anything.”

She laughs softly into a hand. “That’s just fine. We all do this differently. I just...r-really like making clothes! Maybe I could make you something sometime, um…?”

“Oh, uh...Sasuke.”

“Hinata.”

“Okay guys, they’re gonna keep ours under a password! Apparently they do that for private shoots, and...they’re making an exception for us! So we can see them, but...no one without the magic word can.” Naruto gives two gloved thumbs-up.

“Oh, g-good,” Hinata sighs in relief.

“Yeah…”

“Now, onward! To the festivities! There’s battles to win and ale to drink!” the blond then announces, leading the charge back down to the belly of the park. Tenten follows with a cackling laugh, wielding her hammer.

“...well, I guess we’re hanging out?” Sasuke asks.

“I guess so,” Hinata laughs.

“...cool.”

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     ...this is really random xD I kinda wanted to do something else, buuut I don't have a dedicated verse for it (yet), so...maybe another time, lol      I've never done LARPing...I watched a few friends do it BRIEFLY, and uh...they were some of the very low budget kind xD Which is fine! But means in truth, I know very little about it, so...hopefully I didn't get anything wrong, lol!      ANYWAY, I'm FINALLY done with the ship week I was doing on Tumblr, and uh...oof, am I burnt out. I'm surprised I got this done, tbh ^^; So hopefully I'll be a bit more...prompt from now on. And a bit more wordy. Doing two daily writing things at once is uh...a bit much, lol      But anyway, that's all from me for tonight~ I'm very tired, so time to crash! Thanks for reading <3

[diabolikpersonals]

I would need to pull up a TL (good luck with that in this fandom amirite) but like he's always shoving things in her mouth and has her lick milk ;))) off of him when she spills it. Oh yeah and in Yuma vs. Azusa, he tells you to "explore his body with your mouth" or something like that, I just remember busting out laughing when I read that

oh yeah hes definitely always putting stuff in her mouth hgfghsfghd honestly it’s so funny that yuma just DOES shit to people without thinking. like “i want her to eat this tomato? i should put the tomato into her mouth” or “i want this person to move? i should pick them up and move them myself” like yuma is...........incredible

oh and if we’re naming sexual yuma scenes here then I like the mini story where yui brushes yumas hair and yuma gets all shivery cuz hes JUST NOW realizing that he likes getting his hair pulled