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Fun fact, you can't cheat on someone if you're not together, especially if any and all advancements on that front have ended in disaster, up to and including her rolling her eyes and walking away when you told her you love her
#txf#the x files#msr#fox mulder#dana scully#diana fowley#the version of msr on this website is.... insane#he is not the villain#also people saying war of the coprophages was cheating????#monogamy has such a grip on y'all that you expect fidelity to a relationship that is merely a hypothetical#what's he supposed to do w#wait for seven years#cuz he did
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k k now that i've played danganronpa 2 lemme go ahead and say
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tvchany was SO RIGHT for not giving Hajime his UGLY UGLY UGLY ASS Izuru hair
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puppet hour was brutal
#this was a part of a comic i sketched as a warmup but it was too many panels so im posting this on its own#gravity falls#the book of bill#mabel pines#stanford pines#that one page gave me hope that ford trusts mabel and treats her better than he did in the show#cuz man it always made me so mad watching the show#like iknow its the point that ford thinks he and dipper are just like... better and smarter#not that he doesnt like mabel#but like idk!!!!! idk!!!!!!!!!!#the book of bill is redeeming ford a bit 2 me
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my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰
#fom#fields of mistria#march#balor#art#fanart#not much to tag tbh#i do like march too but balor still takes the cake for me#i know i said that other one was my last fanart but i wanted to doodle march he looks easy to draw#and then balor happened too i cant help it#i just restarted the game im taking it slower this time#i really wish the dragonguard heist plan didnt fall through#cuz i wouldve loved to have isa just go try and grab balors keys#hehe#anyway march is canonically jacked right#not as much as his brother but he has the arms right#appearently balors eyes are brown but i have no idea what color marchs eyes are supposed to be#they just look black#love that the children are always on about balor being so mysterious#so real let me join the dragonguards#the amazing thing to me about balor is that i just did not give a shit about him in the promo art up until i met him in-game#like i saw him in the promos and was like cool whatever ill probably go for march...until i actually met him
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sex pollen trope where you're the one affected, having been exposed to some dense gas while on an op that felt like harsh sandpaper across your throat and lungs, and now you're a feverish mess on some ratty cot in a safe house and with only ghost as company, it's miserable, as the saying goes.
hair sticking to your sweaty skin, plastered onto your forehead and neck, every swallow feeling like you've got a mouthful of sand, your fluttering pulse wild and deafening in your ears, and the throbbing ache deep in your core, the blistering heat right below your navel— it'd only been uncomfortable in the beginning, the faint throbbing incredibly familiar, but the more you ignored it, the worse it got.
and now you're here, with arousal sticking your underwear to your pussy, unable to do anything about it because your lieutenant is seated in a corner that lets him have both you and the front door within his line of sight. a quick, discreet rub under your clothes is not an option.
someone put you out of your foggy misery.
"squirmin' like a worm on a 'ook isn't gonna help." his staring doesn't either, yet he does it anyway.
"got to make sure ya aren't dyin' on me." you want to snap that you don't think proof of life is on the darkened stain between your legs, the retort pressed behind clenched teeth but another thick wave of bestial need rolls over you and god, you're about to shove your hand into your underwear, propriety be damned—
"best you don't do tha'." why the fuck not? "you'll only get relief for a moment 'fore it comes back twofold." he says as if he's reading off the morning paper and not watching you fight tooth and nail to not fuck yourself against the pillow your head is on. (soap's offer to be friends with benefits is only looking better by the hour.)
you hastily decide that it'll be better than nothing. you'll just have to rub your pussy raw until this drug runs its course and you're telling him to piss off or don't, but you've had enough. you're stuck here with him anyway, no flight home until the morn and you're not about to spend it writhing around.
"if tha's wha' you want," ghost bites his gloves off, spitting them out onto the ground before curling his hands around your ankles and dragging you toward him. "i will help." your entire world narrows down to the feel of him touching your skin, his fingers searing as they hook into the waistband of your pants, and you almost kick him in the mouth trying to get them off faster.
"but 'm not fuckin' you." the bite of disappointment is quickly forgotten, his breath warm against your slick pussy, and after three quick glides of his tongue over your pearl, your orgasm crests, pulse after pulse of pleasure so potent it stung.
in less than a minute you're burning again, need thrumming through you and with the heady push and drag of his middle finger over your sensitive nerves, curling in you until he can fit two, three—
you're lost.
(ghost telling you that he's not doing anything else because if he's going to fuck you then you're going to remember it falls on ringing ears.)
#the next day you look ran through and feel hungover#price giving you a sympathetic pat on the back is humiliating#ghost looking at you straight in the eye even more so#whatever you said you didnt mean it :/#but *he* did and you not knowing that all he's waiting on is the green light from the doc to pounce will make it all the sweeter#until then he's not bringing anything up#did it happen or did you hallucinate#also cue him sniffing his fingers while youre finally asleep cuz eau de pussy is his favorite <3#i firmly believe he likes the smell of come and he will absolutely not wash his hands the pig#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#cod smut#simon riley x you
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Primus forbid a mech be a little bit insane from their own ability and the horrors of being in a horrible institute 😒 can’t do anything in Cybertron these days. This isn’t necessarily part of my continuity’s story cuz it doesnt really have one yet so just imagine whatever story you want for this tbh. Maybe you’d get some ideas

#Tho i will say my Soundwave MAY or may not have been shadowplayed when he was in the institute#Homage to idw cuz he almost got shadowplayed in there so i wanted to like. What if he did get it#soundwave#starscream#soundstar#probably idk could be soundstar if you wanted#tfw your crush and or wife is lowkey insane. We’ve all been there#transformer#transformers#fan continuity#transformers continuity#tf fan continuity#transformers fan continuity#mothanon continuity#transformers art#transformers fanart
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Redraw of one of my fave drawings I’ve made of them
I’m glad I changed toothless’s pose cuz he looked really goofy before 😭😭
I the lighting feels more dramatic in the original but toothless looks better here soooo
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#httyd#art#toothless#httyd toothless#hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup httyd#hiccup horrendous haddock lll#I might not rlly like the hidden world but at least the armor makes for cool art#hiccup and toothless#toothless httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd art#httyd fanart#fanart#guys I love them sm#I want to make more httyd art but idk what to do 😔#more specifically I wanna do rtte art#like rtte hiccup#cuz he’s my fave#they should drop a new rtte season where it’s just all filler episodes of what they did in between other plot lines#spyders art
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every few years we just have a new robert pattinson photoshoot that makes everyone and their grandma go insane (including me)
#odda magazine cover omgggggg#and the one for gq man or whatever it was#fun fact i own that one#remember when ppl said he looked like the letterboxd icon#cuz he did#i love him tho#robert pattinson#my version
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sometimes i think im funny
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#ive been thinking abt this imgage#mostly cuz i saw someone had redrawn it ages ago with daan and it did say cigaretesssss but my friend said tapes and i thought it was funni#literlallydrew this before work too#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tim stoker#sort of. hes there for sure#fanart#my art
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If Luka used the peacock miraculous, how would he look as both a hero and a villain?
I am so sorry this took like a bajillion years to get to- but here he is!
#miraculous ladybug#kwami swap#I made Luka’s evil and good designs a bit more different from each other than I did the other characters#partly cuz it’s fun#but also cuz I figured that Luka is an emotional guy so he would show his feelings through his clothes more#art#my art#ask#peacock!luka#luka couffaine#I wasn’t going to post this until tomorrow but like Tumblr was acting super weird and kept swallowing this post when I saved it#miraculous ladybug fanart
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cody discovers the 212th's mascot, commewnder meowdy
#dont look too close at the armor i did it in like 2 seconds#also i personally think he has a defect that makes him allergic to tookas and has no clue#cuz there's no tookas on kamino#of course the tooka was put on board by waxer#commander cody#star wars#tcw#my art#clone wars
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They asked Lee Majdoub what he thinks of Stobotnik vs what Stone thinks of it and this man chose violence omg the more I read the more painful it gets

#although i do love that even though he's having great time making these movies and he and jim are good friends#lee still understands how messed up that relationship is cuz that's the whole point of their relationship#but Robotnik does have a soft spot for this guy even though he hates humans he keeps this one guy by his side always#but i did hope that they would be more than boss and employe but no they decided to break my heart and leave stone all alone#sonic 3#lee majdoub#agent stone#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sonic movie 2#sonic 2#sonic the hedgehog 2#sonic the hedgehog 3#sth#Stobotnik#stonbotnik#doctor robotnik#ivo robotnik#doctor eggman#I don't think i need to tag it as spoilers
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Carry me home
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#final fantasy 14#ff14#haurchefant greystone#haurchefant x wol#haurchewol#ffxiv wol#ffxiv spoilers#heavensward spoilers#final fantasy xiv spoilers#tinydraws#Rowan Morte#let me know if i’m missing any spoiler tags#tagging seems like it would be an easy and straightforward thing but also. i’m stupid.#anyway i choose to believe that Rowan carried him back to the manor#even if someone tells me otherwise i will not believe them#also i choose to believe that these two had it bad for each other#neither of them said anything but everyone could tell lol#haurche specifically was very Not Subtle in his displays of affection#and Rowan for the most part picked up on it#not everything cuz she's still in the midst of working on accepting any amount of companionship. but like. most.#and went ‘honestly.... if i told him i liked him it would probably go well. We just have so much stuff to deal with; now’s not a good time'#and then the time came and went :’)#and Rowan went ‘Did….. did he know? Did he Know how much I loved him? did he KNOW???????’#and then she grieved behind closed doors away from everyone#and also tried to replace said grief by focusing a lil too hard on her duties#idk i’m still working out WOL lore but this is what i got so far lol#or at least in regards to haurche
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the cast of OM after my MC makes them gayer except for the kids whose only worries are crayons and cookie dough
#obey me#om lucifer#om mammon#om leviathan#om satan#om asmodeus#om beelzebub#om belphegor#om barbatos#om diavolo#om simeon#om solomon#om luke#om raphael#om thirteen#om mephistopheles#om michael#om candy#om ..uuhhhh mephistos brother lmfao#my art 🪶🐦⬛🦴#took away mammons straightener and introduced his ass to a bonnet.. its not his fault hes a 3a in a family of 1s and 2s....#its not his fault!!!!!!#yes the one at the very bottom in the middle is in fact candy if its hard to read#i did the uhhh ''how i thought theyd write their names'' text SOOO long ago so im glad i finally have a place to use them muaha#guys they arent girls just cuz they have long hair btw
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david tennant + shakespeare
#david tennant#shakespeare#touchstone#antipholus of syracuse#romeo#berowne#hamlet#benedick#richard ii#macbeth#as you like it#the comedy of errors#measure for measure#love's labour's lost#much ado about nothing#r/j#much ado#ricky 2#my edits#ws#king lear#romeo and juliet#no lysander from midsummer night's dream cuz i could not find any images of that rip lysander#angelo gets to be in the gifset in his place even though it was just one scene he did and not the full play
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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)
#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this#bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself#also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead#idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL#but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions#also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one#so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy#hphl#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#sebastian x mc#choccyart#mirabel garlick#hogwarts legacy fanfiction
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