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if you voted for trump, you have doomed yourself and everyone you love. god forbid you’re in an accident and are unable to work. god forbid your parent or grandparent falls on hard times and has nothing but social security checks. god forbid you ever encounter anything that destroys your bank account.

you did it to yourself and i will not cry for you.

[thessalian]

Thess vs Greenwich Market

So. Laundry's in the dryer cycle, the last batch of cookies is cooling (I just decided to bake, like, all of them), I used the kitchen time to boil some more potatoes for potato salad and those are also cooling, so now I'm going to take a minute to explain my Adventure from yesterday. And coincidentally also explain why my feet hurt so very much.

See, there's this place in Greenwich Market called The Fudge Patch. An old friend of mine who I mostly see on Facebook these days recommended it - apparently he goes fairly regularly and last month they had a deal on delivery fees, so I tried some and I loved it. Then I discovered that some of the flavours they have in store were not available on the website - specifically, coffee fudge. Which ... well, you guys know me well enough to know I just simply had to have. So I decided to look up how one might get to Greenwich from my little chunk of London. Turns out it's not that far - only takes a couple of buses. So I decided that if I was having a not-too-bad day Saturday and if the weather was decent, I would go and get this coffee fudge.

Yesterday, as far as I could tell when I woke up, was sunny and bright and I wasn't feeling too bad. So I thought, "Great! I will go to Greenwich Market". Even checked to see if there were any pharmacies in the vicinity so I could pick up the mallet meds I needed. There were, in fact, two. (This will come into play later.) So off I went on the bus.

Decided to do the pharmacies first, and discovered that neither of these two chain pharmacies had a pharmacy counter at those outlets. I mean, I guess it might have something to do with the fact that the place is very much for tourists - the National Maritime Museum and the Cutty Sark are both there. So I sighed a little, and decided to take a quick trip to local bookstore. Bought a Neil Gaiman short story anthology and a copy of Max Brooks' World War Z (far superior to the movie, as far as I've ever been able to tell), and then went to the market.

Greenwich Market is ... squished. Cramped. Lots of lovely things in a very small space. Which was not precisely easy for me to navigate, especially since I made the tactical error of entering via the food court and an awful lot of people were standing around eating while blocking the entrance into the main market. Then I had to hobble through very small aisles between stalls. I did look at some of the pretties, but not too closely because too many people. So I decided that, while the market proper would get a decent look on some other day when we're not at the start of a bank holiday weekend, I should just get my fudge and be on my way, preferably via a pharmacy.

The shop was also small, and a lot of it was devoted to the area where the fudge slabs were sliced and stored (and also probably packaged for delivery). There were a couple of people in ahead of me and the first thing I heard from the guy running the shop (mid-60s minimum, one of those wiry guys who gets tough and leathery-looking when they get older, long hair, receding hairline, big beard, very engaging grin) was, "No, seriously, take a sample! We are happy for you to taste everything!" and talking about how even if you don't want fudge right now, and leave without buying anything, he's happy to give samples because you might think of the place the next time you want fudge, or a gift for a fudge-lover on holidays, or when you're recommending a treat to a friend. Good way to do business, frankly. So I tried some of the lemon sherbet fudge he was offering (which was really good; I decided at that moment to go for a five-slab box again, and that to be one of the five) and told him that I was very specifically there because I'd ordered some for delivery but the flavour I was most interested in wasn't available online. He asked which one, and when I told him, he went, "Oh; we will definitely rectify that!" So I might be responsible for the coffee fudge hitting the delivery list. Huzzah!

Anyway, he practically insisted that I try a sample of the coffee fudge, since I'd come there especially for it, and in the process he noticed my pin badges. As I ordered my selection (coffee, lemon sherbet, raspberry sorbet, cinnamon swirl, and peanut butter), first he said, "Decisive person; knows what they want. I like it!" and noticed my pin badges - specifically the D&D themed ones. He said he didn't play but that he was peripherally interested in the whole thing and I told him that the fudge was at least partly gaming snacks. To my utter surprise, he asked what I was throwing at my players this weekend. No stranger has ever asked me anything that specific about my gaming before. So I told him and that was a thing.

That brought us to Warhammer, and sideways into books - apparently he's at the penultimate book of the Horus Heresy. Since we were recommending books and he was almost at the end of an apparently very long series, I made a recommendation of my own - the Locked Tomb. When trying to tell him what it was about, the best I could come up with that was short enough not to be too spoilery or involved was "necromancer lesbians in space". The young woman who was packaging up fudge looked up for the first time at that point, going, "Oooh!" and the guy slammed his fist on the counter in a very Thor-like kind of way (you know, the "I like this! ANOTHER!" thing) and said, "YES. Why has no one done this before? I need this!" So I wrote down the title of the first book for him; he can get the rest from there.

Last little bit of discussion was Patrick Rothfuss, who I told him I only knew from his time on Critical Role, and described the letter he wrote to Keyleth in-character a bit. And by then, my fudge was packaged and it was time for me to be on my way. But I think he sincerely hoped I'd be back sometime. Which was nice. Either way, one of the best shopping experiences I've had in a long time.

Then I had to find a bus stop to head in a home-ward direction. This took awhile, because that particular bit of Greenwich has a lot of one-way streets. Finally found it after a bit of a walk, during which I noticed that the sky was going from sunshine and blue to dark and grey. Well, fuck. Waited a bit for the bus, and didn't notice until I was basically on it that it was only going halfway to where I needed it to go. However, it was stopping at New Cross, so there might be a pharmacy there. Even if not, there's a big Sainsbury's, and the start of a bus route that takes me past at least two pharmacies and about a block closer to home than the one I would have taken if it'd stopped at Peckham like it was supposed to. Unfortunately, it let me off a fair distance from the big Sainsbury's, and there were no pharmacies. Woe.

Stopped at the big Sainsbury's, picked up some vegetables and treated myself to a can of root beer, and waited for the bus. That's when it started to rain. "Fuck", was my only real comment to that. There is nothing more annoying than standing at the start of the route, weighed down with shopping, watching the bus driver fuck around, and knowing you can't complain because they are entitled to breaks too. Honestly, I would have just been happy enough with a bench. But nope.

Anyway, bus finally got moving, got as far as Dulwich, got off near a pharmacy, picked up my mallet meds, back to the bus stop, ten minute wait for the next bus, and finally home - tired, sore, but triumphant.

...Then I started cooking dinner, which was roast chicken. I did really well, too. First I discovered that sage and lemon balm are a nice combination of herbs to stuff into the cavity; gives a really nice flavour to the meat, especially in combination with an onion and an entire bulb of garlic. Then I discovered that whatever I did to that chicken (might have been the slight oiling and salting of the skin before I put it in the oven, or maybe the herbs, or both), it resulted in the chicken being exceptionally juicy and tender. As in, when I went to carve off a leg for dinner, the thigh bone just kind of ... fell out. So ... that was good.

Boiled up the carcass, too - onion, garlic, herbs and all. May have boiled it too long, mind you. Or maybe not; what I have is a highly concentrated stock-jelly, of sorts. I figure I do what I would do with stock cubes or those little pots of jelly stock you can get at the grocery store - water it down and heat it, and stock will ensue. Which is good, because the leftover chicken breast is going to be risotto later.

But not today. Today I have done enough, and on top of what I did yesterday, I deserve more of a break. But that's why I have so many reheatables - on days when I have simply Ceased To Can, I can stick a thing in the microwave but still have home-cooked niceness.

So that was my Adventure. The lemon sherbet fudge is already gone, sad to say. But I still have more fudge, so that's nice. No major regrets for the Adventure, but man do I hurt, especially on top of the Adulting. I mean, hell, I mopped the kitchen floor today. Which would be more impressive if the kitchen weren't the approximate size of a postage stamp, but there we are. I have leftovers and fudge and cookies, plus still a lot of my proper American Sour Patch Kids, and I will have potato salad, and eventually some chicken katsu curry and risotto and chili and...

Look, if it's going to hurt no matter what I make myself to eat, I'm going to make sure the things I'm hurting myself to make are fucking worth it.

[riddhi1237]

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London Tours: A Feast for the Senses

London is a city that delights the senses, from the tantalizing aromas of street food stalls to the majestic sights of its iconic landmarks. With a myriad of tours to choose from, visitors can embark on sensory adventures that showcase the best of what the city has to offer. Join us as we explore the sights, sounds, tastes, and smells of London through the lens of its most immersive tours.

Savor the Flavors of London

No tour of London is complete without indulging in its diverse culinary offerings. From traditional British fare to global cuisine, the city is a gastronomic paradise waiting to be explored. Join a food tour of Borough Market, where you can sample artisanal cheeses, freshly baked bread, and gourmet treats from around the world. Explore the vibrant street food scene of South Bank, where vendors serve up everything from aromatic curries to indulgent desserts with a side of stunning river views.

Immerse Yourself in the Sounds of the City

London's music scene is as diverse as its population, with live performances happening every night of the week in venues large and small. Join a music tour of Soho, where you can discover legendary jazz clubs, iconic recording studios, and hidden gems beloved by locals and musicians alike. Explore the history of British rock and pop on a walking tour of Camden, where you can visit iconic venues like the Roundhouse and the Electric Ballroom and soak up the sounds of the city's vibrant music scene.

Marvel at Architectural Wonders

London's skyline is a testament to its rich architectural heritage, with a mix of historic landmarks and modern marvels that captivate the imagination. Join an architecture tour of the city, where you can admire iconic structures like St. Paul's Cathedral, the Shard, and the Gherkin up close. Explore the historic streets of Greenwich, where you can marvel at the grandeur of the Old Royal Naval College and the innovative design of the Cutty Sark, a historic clipper ship turned museum.

Delight in the Aromas of the Markets

London's markets are a feast for the senses, with stalls overflowing with fresh produce, exotic spices, and fragrant flowers. Join a market tour of East London, where you can explore the bustling stalls of Columbia Road Flower Market and sample street food favorites at Brick Lane Market. Discover the flavors of Little India in Tooting, where the sights and smells of vibrant spices transport you to the streets of Mumbai.

In conclusion, London tours offer a sensory feast for visitors eager to immerse themselves in the sights, sounds, tastes, and smells of this vibrant city. Whether you're exploring the culinary delights of Borough Market, soaking up the sounds of Soho's music scene, marveling at architectural wonders, or wandering through the fragrant stalls of London's markets, there's a tour to ignite every sense and satisfy every curiosity. So, come along on a sensory adventure and experience the magic of London in a whole new way.

[rokhopr]

Exploring the Best Places in London to Stay

London, the vibrant capital of England, is a city that never fails to captivate visitors with its rich history, iconic landmarks, and diverse culture. Whether you're a first-time tourist or a seasoned traveler, choosing the right place to stay is crucial for a memorable experience. In this guide, we'll take you through some of the best places in London to stay, ensuring your visit is nothing short of extraordinary.

Covent Garden: Known for its bustling atmosphere, Covent Garden is a perfect choice for those seeking a central location with easy access to theaters, shops, and restaurants. Stay in one of the charming boutique hotels or opt for a stylish serviced apartment for a truly immersive experience.

Kensington: If you prefer a more upscale and refined ambiance, Kensington is ideal. This affluent area boasts elegant townhouses, leafy squares, and proximity to world-class museums like the Victoria and Albert Museum and the Natural History Museum.

Soho: For the ultimate urban experience, Soho is a hub of nightlife, entertainment, and cultural diversity. Stay in trendy boutique hotels, enjoy eclectic dining options, and explore the vibrant streets filled with theaters, bars, and music venues.

South Bank: Offering stunning views of the River Thames and iconic landmarks like the London Eye and the Tate Modern, South Bank is perfect for art enthusiasts and leisure seekers. Choose from luxury hotels with riverside views or cozy guesthouses with easy access to cultural attractions.

Notting Hill: Famous for its colorful houses, bustling markets, and bohemian charm, Notting Hill is a favorite among travelers seeking a quirky and eclectic neighborhood. Stay in chic boutique hotels or charming bed and breakfasts nestled amidst picturesque streets.

Mayfair: If luxury is what you seek, Mayfair delivers with its exclusive hotels, designer boutiques, and Michelin-starred restaurants. Indulge in opulent surroundings and proximity to Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, and upscale shopping districts.

Shoreditch: For a taste of London's trendy East End scene, Shoreditch offers a mix of art galleries, street art, vintage markets, and hipster cafes. Stay in boutique hotels or stylish apartments and immerse yourself in the creative energy of this dynamic neighborhood.

Greenwich: Escape the hustle and bustle of central London and unwind in Greenwich, home to the Royal Observatory, Greenwich Park, and the Cutty Sark. Enjoy riverside walks, historic charm, and a range of accommodation options from quaint guesthouses to modern hotels.

No matter which neighborhood you choose, London promises an unforgettable stay with its blend of history, culture, and modernity. best places in London to stay Book your accommodation in one of these best places to stay in London and embark on a journey of discovery in this iconic city.

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🇬🇧✨ Exploring London: 100 Must-See Sights ✨🇬🇧

Looking to uncover the magic of London? 🌟 Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned explorer, the city is brimming with iconic landmarks, hidden gems, and cultural treasures waiting to be discovered. Here's a comprehensive list of 100 must-see sights to add to your London itinerary:

Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament

The Tower of London

Buckingham Palace and the Changing of the Guard

The British Museum

The London Eye

The Shard

St. Paul's Cathedral

The Tate Modern

The National Gallery

The West End Theatre District

Tower Bridge

The Victoria and Albert Museum

The Natural History Museum

The Science Museum

Covent Garden

Trafalgar Square

The Royal Albert Hall

The Globe Theatre

The Royal Opera House

The Emirates Stadium (Arsenal)

The Royal Observatory Greenwich

The Cutty Sark

The National Maritime Museum

The Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew

The London Zoo

The Regent's Park and Primrose Hill

The Royal Academy of Arts

The Barbican Centre

The National Portrait Gallery

The Museum of London

The London Transport Museum

The Sherlock Holmes Museum

The Tate Britain

The Somerset House

The Sky Garden

The Churchill War Rooms

The Kensington Palace

The London Dungeon

The Shard Viewing Gallery

The Camden Market

The Brick Lane Market

The Borough Market

The Greenwich Market

The Portobello Road Market

The Columbia Road Flower Market

The King's Road

The Hampstead Heath

The Royal Courts of Justice

The Whitechapel Gallery

The Serpentine Galleries

The Saatchi Gallery

The Electric Cinema

The O2 Arena

The Leadenhall Market

The St. James's Park

The Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park

The Grant Museum of Zoology

The Hunterian Museum

The London Mithraeum

The Royal Festival Hall

The Southbank Centre

The Museum of London Docklands

The Design Museum

The Victoria Miro Gallery

The Bank of England Museum

The Cartoon Museum

The Benjamin Franklin House

The Imperial War Museum

The Foundling Museum

The Geffrye Museum

The Horniman Museum and Gardens

The Old Operating Theatre Museum

The Royal Observatory, Greenwich

The Royal Air Force Museum

The Royal Institution

The Freud Museum

The Wellcome Collection

The Pollock's Toy Museum

The Royal Hospital Chelsea

The Fan Museum

The Estorick Collection of Modern Italian Art

The Guildhall Art Gallery

The Dennis Severs' House

The Florence Nightingale Museum

The Cartoon Museum

The Courtauld Gallery

The Cinema Museum

The Museum of Brands, Packaging, and Advertising

The William Morris Gallery

The Sir John Soane's Museum

The Grant Museum of Zoology

The Hunterian Museum

The London Fire Brigade Museum

The Charles Dickens Museum

The Dr. Johnson's House

The London Film Museum

The Museum of the Order of St John

The Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology

The Ragged School Museum

The Royal London Hospital Museum

With this extensive list, your London adventure promises to be an unforgettable journey through history, culture, and art. Happy exploring, Tumblr travelers! 🏰🎨🌟

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The King of Features is back! With his latest 3-album trilogy, "Da Funkin Adventures of Dr. Kokanstine”

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Artist: The Legendary Kokane

Genre: Neo-soul, Funk, Indie, R&B, Hip Hop

Content Type: Music

Language: English

Year: 2024

Album features contribution from; Ice Cube, Kurupt, Aanisah Long (Kokane's daughter), Cold 187um (Above the Law), Kool Rock Ski (Fatboys), Weazel Loc, Babee Loc, C-Bo, Steve (Troop), Anthony Danza, and more. Music producers: Cutty Dre, Cold 187um, Tha Chill, Rhythm D, Mofak, Rob T, Chronologic, MD Soul & more.

Embark on an incredible journey as this 3-album trilogy takes fans & music listeners through the multifaceted world of Kokane's artistry; with thought provoking lyrics, social conscious messages, soulful singing, hip-hop, G Funk and down-right funky music, effortlessly blending Kokane's signature sound with an innovative twist in this musical masterpiece!

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Album drops early 2024.

Kokane's enduring career and artistic contributions have solidified his status as a musical legend. His discography includes numerous albums, guest appearances, mixtapes & movie soundtracks, with each showcasing his evolution as an artist. Beyond his musical prowess, Kokane's impact on the culture continues to resonate, making him a respected and beloved figure among fans and peers alike. As he celebrates his long and successful career, Kokane remains a beacon of creativity, innovation, and authenticity in the world of music.

Come along with Dr. Kokanstine on this funky adventure!

THE JOURNEY BEGINS - G1:

Gz Like Dz [Ft. C-BO & Babee Loc, Prod. by Rob T]

All My Life [Ft. Weazel Loc, Prod. by Rhythm D]

Don’t Make Me Shit [Prod. by Tha Chill]

Come Up Like Me [Ft. Ice Cube, Prod. by Levitcus Black]

Bounce With Me [Ft. Anthony Danza, Prod. by Fat Rat]

Attack You With This Game [Ft. Kurupt, Prod. by Fat Rat / Blozart]

I Begg Your Pardon [Prod. by Cutty Dre (Interpolation)]

Fuq What You Goin Thru [Ft. Aanisah Long, Prod. by Rob T]

Bitch Get A Life [Ft. Jay Worthy, Prod. by Cutty Dre]

In Dem Jeans [Prod. by Fat Rat]

Way We Funk [Prod. by Cold 187um]

SLIDE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE - G2:

Rabbit Hole [Ft. Aanisah Long, Prod. by JBL]

Monkey Wasn’t Fonky [Prod. by Mofak]

Hey You [Prod. by Cutty Dre]

Boss Plays [Prod. by T-bone & Lo & JBL]

Fly Swatter [Prod. by Cutty Dre]

Smoke Break Sicc James (Commercial)

Hey Love [Prod. by B Ready]

Paint Where It Aint [Prod. by Cold 187um]

Windows Of My Mind [Prod. by Mike Ferelli]

Lets Ride Out [Ft. Aanisah Long, Steve (Troop), Big 2 Da Boy, Prod. by Ant Banks, Big Zeke]

Wasn’t Down For Me [Prod. by B Ready]

Fantasy Island [Prod. by Westcoast Stone]

FREE YOUR MIND - G3:

Free Your Mind [Prod. by Chronologic]

I Aint Trippin [Prod. by Theory Hazit]

Hush [ft. Kool Rock Ski, Prod. by Tha Chill & Rob T]

Above Water [Prod. by Rob T]

Dazed & Confused [Prod. by Rob T]

Soundtrack To My Life [Prod. by JBL]

Threw The Dope On Me [Prod. by Theory Hazit]

Own Worst Enemy [Prod. by B Ready]

Gospel of Kokane [Prod. by Go Mack]

Hurry Up Kick In [ft. Suga Free, Prod. by JBL (Interpolation)]

Home Cook Meal [Prod. by Theory Hazit]

In The Mood [Prod. by JBL]

Shoutout to all the fans that have been rockin' with Kokane all of these years. This special album is dedicated to you & music listeners across the world that appreciate Kokane's music and art. We promise to make you BOUNCE!

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The Prettiest Places In London Every Traveller Needs To Visit

London is a city known for its rich history, stunning architecture, and vibrant culture. There are countless beautiful places to explore, but here are some of the prettiest places in London that every traveler should consider visiting:

Tower Bridge: This iconic drawbridge is not only a marvel of engineering but also a beautiful sight, especially when it's illuminated at night.

The Shard: Head to the Shard's observation deck for breathtaking panoramic views of London, especially at sunset or after dark when the city is lit up.

Buckingham Palace: The official residence of the British monarch, Buckingham Palace, is a stunning building with its famous Changing of the Guard ceremony.

St. Paul's Cathedral: This architectural masterpiece designed by Sir Christopher Wren is not only beautiful from the outside but also offers a remarkable view from its dome.

Notting Hill: Explore the colorful streets and charming houses of Notting Hill, made famous by the movie of the same name.

Kew Gardens: This botanical garden is a peaceful oasis with beautifully landscaped gardens, greenhouses, and treetop walks.

Hampstead Heath: For a natural escape within the city, visit Hampstead Heath, a large park with ponds, meadows, and stunning views of London from Parliament Hill.

The Royal Parks: London boasts several royal parks, including Hyde Park, Regents Park, and Greenwich Park, all of which offer lush greenery and gorgeous landscapes.

Westminster Abbey: This historic church is a masterpiece of Gothic architecture and is renowned for its stunning stained glass windows and intricate stone carvings.

The Houses of Parliament and Big Ben: The neo-Gothic architecture of the Houses of Parliament and the iconic clock tower, Big Ben, make for an iconic and beautiful sight along the River Thames.

The British Museum: While the interior is filled with incredible artifacts, the museum's exterior is an architectural gem, especially the Great Court with its glass roof.

Covent Garden: This lively area is filled with street performers, shops, and restaurants, and its central piazza is a beautiful spot to people-watch.

The Serpentine in Hyde Park: Take a leisurely boat ride on the Serpentine or simply enjoy the view of this picturesque lake.

Richmond Park: Famous for its free-roaming deer, Richmond Park offers stunning views of the city skyline, especially from King Henry's Mound.

Columbia Road Flower Market: On Sundays, this vibrant flower market in East London transforms the street into a colorful oasis.

Leadenhall Market: A covered Victorian market with ornate architecture that has appeared in several films, including the Harry Potter series.

Southbank: The area along the south bank of the River Thames offers great views of the city skyline, and you can enjoy street art, food markets, and cultural events.

Primrose Hill: Climb to the top of this hill in Regent's Park for one of the best panoramic views of London.

Camden Market: Known for its eclectic and alternative vibe, Camden Market is a vibrant place to explore with interesting shops and street art.

Greenwich: The Royal Observatory, the Cutty Sark, and the stunning architecture in this area make Greenwich a must-visit, especially for its maritime history.

These are just a few of the prettiest places in London that offer a mix of natural beauty, architectural wonders, and cultural richness, making your trip to the city an unforgettable experience.

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London: Something for Everyone

London is one of the most popular tourist destinations in Europe, attracting millions of visitors every year. With its rich history, iconic landmarks, stunning architecture, and vibrant culture, London is a city that offers something for everyone.

If you're planning a trip to London, there are a few things you need to know to make the most of your visit.

Firstly, London is a huge city, and it can be overwhelming for first-time visitors. To get the most out of your trip, it's a good idea to plan your itinerary in advance, and research the areas you want to visit.

There are many ways to get around London, including the Tube (the underground train system), buses, taxis, and bikes. The Tube is the most popular method of transport, as it is fast, efficient, and covers most of the city.

Accommodation in London can be expensive, especially in busy areas such as the West End. However, there are plenty of budget-friendly options available, including hostels and Airbnb rentals.

One of the best things about London is that there are so many free attractions to explore. From museums and galleries to parks and markets, there is always something to see and do.

Here are some of the top attractions to visit during your trip to London:

Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Palace is one of London's most iconic landmarks, and is the official residence of the British monarch. The Palace is open to the public during the summer months, when you can tour the State Rooms and see the Changing of the Guard ceremony.

The Tower of London

The Tower of London is another famous landmark, and is home to the Crown Jewels and the infamous Ravens. You can take a guided tour of the Tower, and learn about its history as a royal palace, fortress, and prison.

The British Museum

The British Museum is one of the world's largest and most comprehensive museums, with over 8 million objects on display. The museum's collections span over 2 million years of human history, and include treasures such as the Rosetta Stone and the Elgin Marbles.

The National Gallery

The National Gallery is home to one of the finest collections of European art in the world, with works by famous artists such as Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh, and Rembrandt. Admission is free, but be prepared for large crowds, especially during peak times.

The Tate Modern

The Tate Modern is a contemporary art museum housed in a former power station on the banks of the River Thames. The museum's collections include works by modern masters such as Warhol and Picasso, as well as cutting-edge installations by up-and-coming artists.

The London Eye

The London Eye is a giant Ferris wheel located on the South Bank of the Thames. It offers panoramic views of the city, and is a great way to get your bearings and see all the major landmarks in one go.

Covent Garden

Covent Garden is a bustling shopping and entertainment district in the heart of the West End. It is home to street performers, trendy bars and restaurants, and a wide range of boutique shops and market stalls.

Camden Market

Camden Market is another popular shopping and entertainment district, known for its alternative fashion and music scene. The market is home to hundreds of quirky stalls and shops, selling everything from vintage clothing to handmade crafts.

Greenwich

Greenwich is a beautiful district located on the banks of the River Thames, known for its maritime history and stunning architecture. Highlights include the Royal Observatory, the Cutty Sark ship, and the beautiful Greenwich Park.

West End Theatre

No trip to London is complete without seeing a West End show. The West End is home to some of the world's most famous theatres, including the Lyceum, the Apollo, and the Palace. Choose from long-running classics such as The Phantom of the Opera and Les Misérables, or go for something new and cutting-edge.

In summary, London is a city that has so much to offer, and can provide visitors with an unforgettable experience. With its rich history, iconic landmarks, and vibrant culture, it's no wonder that London is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. If you're planning a trip to London, be sure to plan your itinerary in advance, and make the most of all the free attractions and budget-friendly options available. From exploring world-class museums and galleries to shopping in trendy markets and eating at Michelin-starred restaurants, there is something for everyone in this vibrant and exciting city.

[benandstevesposts]

MAN WANTED IN CALIFORNIA RAPPER MURDER ARRESTED IN OKLAHOMA

Man wanted for murder of CA. Rapper arrested in Blanchard Okla. according to court records. Attorney Irvin Box says "Isaiah Reupena is in McClain County jail accused (along w/ an accomplice) of killing Melota Lasi Jr, aka Cutty Banks, outside of CA. mall

[oldschoolhip-hop]

Another Soldier by P408

Another Soldier by P408

My man P408 posted this tribute piece too late Bay Area rapper Cutty Banks. The artwork features tons of dope details of the young rapper, from where he’s from too the stubs on his goatee P408 put love into this artwork. Salute to P408, big thrift homie so show some love, RIP to Cutty, another lost for the Bay Area rap scene.

[hp-imagines-07]

hey bae <33

Ok so this is a request? I dont know if you do those mainly because I just found your account since I was banned from my last one and forgot your user :(

But anyways here's a request,

Soft sirius.

Yep, that's it. Soft sirius. So maybe the reader (fem!) is pregnant with their 1st child, and they've been trying for months since they got married (no smut please :D) and he just gets so excited (also, lily and James survived and harry too. Pete didn't betray :( ( I don't know if you don't like him but please make him and Remus and Marlene (obvi) the like 'cool' aunt and uncles! This is long I know but I saw a head canon that made me think of this :) ! If you decide not to - that's totally fine. !! But you also said about needing requests ? Or sending them, so I thought ' hm why not ? ' :))

But ....

Maybe as another request (angst) the reader can have a miscarriage?( where she looses her baby because James and lily died and petunia wouldn't give harry to them) sirius doesn't go to Azkaban,they find out it's peter but not in time to save them ( separate stories of course)

alright... two blurbs in one post... requests can be magic, can't they?

Blurb 1: Happiness and Pregnancy Sickness

Sirius Black x Fem!Reader

Universe: Harry Potter; The Marauders' era

Type: just fluff and funny... Marauders being happy :,)

Summary: The thing Sirius most loves is you and your child, while the thing you most hate is pregnancy sickness.

Request: YES|no

Prompt: xxx

Warnings: pregnancy sickness?

Song: xxx

Word Count: 440 (just a little blurb)

Posted: 24th of June 2021

A/N: thank you for this beautiful request, I've been wanting to write more blurbs so just drop some more requests any time!! and I also have no idea if 'Toad in the Hole' was a thing, but as I had no idea about which dish to put in the story, I had to google about "England Typical Food" lol

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MY MASTERLIST

Your eyes trailed around Sirius' gorgeous being.

Many people would look at his dark clothes, long hair, to-be-shaved beard and harsh expression, and imagine a tough man. Not that he isn't tough but, most of the time he's just a... cuttie (as you'd call it).

And seeing him playing with little Harry is just the purest sigh your brain has ever registered - until now.

It's like the world around them doesn't matter as long as Sirius keep putting blocks above one another and Harry slaps his baby hand, making it all fall as they laugh.

For a second you felt your mind drifting to the image of Sirius holding your still unborn daughter and showing your friends how she would giggle with one of the stupid things he did.

Remus, Peter and Marlene would totally blow him off by showing how the 'cool' uncles and aunt would make your daughter laugh harder, while Lily would probably be too mesmerized with her god-daughter features and James would feel really proud of his best friend for having a happy family of his own.

The little smile on your face from the pure sight and thoughts was fastly replaced by a face of disgust as you smelled the scent of Marlene's classic 'Toad in the Hole'. In less than a second, your stomach started doing flips and you felt your mouth watering.

You got up the fastest you could with a 6-months pregnant belly from Lily and James' couch and Sirius (as he had felt the smell too) ran behind you to the bathroom, leaving a confused Harry behind.

As you threw up your breakfast and Sirius held your hair while caressing your back, Lily, Marlene, James, Peter and Remus stood in front of the open door looking at the bathroom with scared and confused expressions. It took around 23 seconds for Lily to remember the talk you two had had earlier about the foods that started to make you sick.

The redheaded's face was hit with realisation as she thought about your voice saying "Especially Toad in the Hole, just the smell makes me sick..." and it didn't take a blink for her to grab the dish from Marlene's hands and throw it in the trash can outside.

"Hey-!" The blond's protests were cut short with you and Sirius walking out of the bathroom.

"I take you didn't know about the sickness..." You said with a sour voice and looked straight at Marlene while Sirius had his arm around your waist.

She raised her arms in defence. "I had no idea!" Her voice was high pitched from confusion and you all laughed.

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Blurb 2: All The Bad Things

Sirius Black x Fem!Reader

Universe: Harry Potter; The Marauders era

Type: full ANGSTTTT

Summary: When all the bad things hit you and Sirius, you can only have each other.

Request: YES|no

Prompt: xxx

Warnings: TW - death, miscarriage

Song: xxx

Word Count: 419

A/N: i tried to make this really sad, not sure if it worked but it's still kinda hard for me to describe sad scenes and feelings lol

Bad things happen when you aren't expecting them. Bad things stab you in the back. Bad things try to take you down.

And bad things can make it worst.

You were never one to believe in that kind of comments, you always thought that the people who said it was just passing through a sad time and they needed help.

But you never thought you could be the one to need help and agree with this kind of concepts…

You had always been the person to support others through their hard times like you did every day after the full moon with Remus, every time Sirius would get into a conflict with his family, every time James would show only to you how he was actually sad that the girl he loved wasn't interested in him…

And that's the exact reason why Sirius had no idea how to comfort you properly as you broke down just after walking inside your home.

Seeing you kneeled on the floor, with both your hands above the belly that once had a little baby growing in there, just made Sirius weak in the knees and realising that yes, it was happening to you.

His right foot closed the door behind him and Padfoot looked at you with tears welling in his eyes.

Your desperate hands tried to get under the layers of clothing you were wearing on a cold day and your eyes shut with tears streaming non-stopping down your face. With your trembling hands finally in touch with the bare skin of the slightly swollen bump, you didn't even care about the low temperature of your fingertips, all you tried was to feel your child.

As you started to realise that your son or daughter (they didn't live long enough for you to find out, even if you felt it was a girl) had actually died, broken and hopeless sobs ripped from the back of your throat.

Sirius fell on his weak knees beside you and held you to his chest while it moved frantically up and down because of his deep sobs and thick breaths.

Yours and Sirius' hands were resting on your now-empty uterus as you cried for Regulus, the betrayal of Peter, the death of Marlene, Dorcas, Lily and James, your god-son being taken away from you, the war and your miscarriage.

Your chests hurt with the pain of so many losses. And, you felt helpless, sadness hopeless, hurt.

But you weren't alone. Sirius was right there, right beside you, to go through all the bad things.

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[djangodurango]

LATEST LINE TAG GAME

tagged by @the-commonplace-book​

Rules: write the latest line from a wip and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post!

Okay so like, I have a fuckton of wips and none of them are at the last line. It’s not my process. So instead, you can have a bunch of last-line-currentlies that are fun out of context.

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"There hasn't been a horse in Wellington Wells since '51 so who is she planning to hit with that thing? You tell me that."

"They'd like that," Verloc said. "They want to forget you. Now that you're inconvenient."

Charles took that to mean that those who God marks with his Eyes needed his help the most.

"I had to change it, didn't I? The Cutty taste for sauerkraut is the one thing this town seems to have a very long memory about, but they can't quite recall which of us it was, now can they?"

"What does it matter if it doesn't do anything?" Verloc said. "I want it and I can pay for it!"

"We'll need to get Roger a barrel to collect rain water in then," James said. "He can't boil that much water or he'll burn through all our firewood."

"Enjoy your thousand deaths, you fucking cowards!" Tommy shouted over the crowd.

It only took a few days of being treated like "the help" for Elizabeth Stride to decide there was a lot more dignity in sucking cocks than there was in cooking for the Jack-o-Bean Society.

"Because that's what Wellington Wells does. They say you have an obligation to the town, prey on your sense of duty, and when you can't perform that duty anymore... they cannibalize you."

--

Those are all for WHF stuff but hell, have some Take ones too.

--

"Yeahyeahyeah, the old Dillinger Routine!" Sable said. "'We're here to to fuck the bank, not you.' Lots of people get onboard with that."

"Uh huh, yeah," Sable said, nodding in acknowledgment of where this was headed. "So I cut another slice. And another. And another until eventually I had cut the entire bar up into ugly little slivers. And then Mee Maw walked in and got all mad 'cause I'd ruined a perfectly good bar of soap. And 'cause I was playin' with a knife, but mostly 'cause of the soap."

"Look, I get it," Cairo said gently. "It's hard to accept because you've always followed the rules. The rules are supposed to keep everything in order. But what has following the rules gotten you? You have the world at your fucking feet now because we broke those rules. I'm not saying you have to fully embrace what we do, but you do have to admit to yourself that you've been playing a chump's game up until now."

"Pfft! Hardly. That's why they send four people out. You gotta fallback for your fallback for your fallback. Three other guys so if one of us fucks up, the others can fix it." Realization swept over Dixie's face. "Ohhh. You're just not used to being the one who fucks up, are ya?"

"You gonna try that card when you've always made sure everyone knows we're only step-siblings? For real?" Colby scoffed. "Look, when you're helping me make my money, then maybe I can afford for step-blood to be thicker than water. Until then, I'm gonna have to side with the lowlifes.”

"I don' exactly keep up with that sorta thing, but seein's how the Strikin' Bear's meant to kill rhinos and shit? I'd guess no."

Tagging: @asymptotally, @monstroso, @exeggcute

[ramp-it-up]

So watching the episode with Trish at the bank and the dude that Miles sold the boat to I understand they’re siblinghood loll

🚤

It’s the same actor who plays Cuttie in both the movie and the series. If you notice, he asks Trish, “What that loan do?” His name is Lance Holloway, he’s a producer and a writer as well. Check him out.

[elocinnicole]

Butterflies Part Two

Pairing: Collin x Black!Reader, Plus Size!Reader 

Summary: Collin and Reader try to figure out where they stand after their moment a few nights ago. 

Rating: M for language 

 AN: I changed Collin’s major to Creative Writing/Poetry. I don’t know why I didn’t do this in the first place, I was over here thinking of what major would Collin have, and it went over my head so yeah, here it is. Again, this is still set in 2020. Let me know if you want to be tagged. There are about two more parts to this

Part One Part Two Part Three

Shaunice Jasmine Turner was born in the wee hours of the morning on July 26, 2020. You were so happy for your friends and the little family they were building.

“You look pretty comfortable holding Shaunice, Y/N.” Ashely teased, it was just the two of you for now. Collin went with Miles to get some breakfast for Jasmine and to pick up Sean so he could meet his little sister.

“Girl bye, I mean the thought has crossed my mind, but I want to have my salon up and running before I even think about having kids.”

“Bish, I used to say that about my non-existent art gallery, and I got two kids now.”

“I mean you could still paint, Ashley.”

“I could, but painting don’t pay the bills. The rent is ridiculous and trying to get a loan from the bank…” Ashely trailed off

“But it’s all good, I wouldn’t change anything,” Ashely smiled at her daughter, “So, what happened when Collin came back from Val’s?”

“Uh, nothing I twisted his hair and that’s when we got the text from Miles.” Ashely examined your face; she’s known you long enough to know when you’re lying.

“Y/N, give me the baby.”

“Why?”

“Because you’re avoiding eye contact, give me my daughter.” You playfully huffed and handed over Shaunice to your friend, “Now, tell me what really happened last night?”

“Well, when he came back, I was a little mad because I’m over here actually being a friend and he drop everything for a booty call. He’s staying with me rent-free, I visited him when he was locked up, put money on his books, shit, I used to let this nigga cheat off me in Chemistry back in high school. Then he tries to kiss me—”

“He what!”

“Yeah and I don’t know what to think about that, because I know that once Val calls, he gonna run after her, like what is it? Does sis have some magic pussy or some shit?”

“Y/N…”

“I know that’s your friend, but she never once checked on him and I don’t know. I’m right in front of him and he doesn’t see me.”

“Make him see you, sis.”

“Well, how the hell do I do that?”

“Bring another nigga around,” You looked wide-eyed at your friend

“Ash!”

“Girl, bye, what about that chef you was tellin’ me about? Hit him up and bring him around Collin.”

“So, you think making him jealous is gonna work?” Ashely didn’t have time to answer because Sean came bursting into the room running over to Ashely’s bed

“Is she here? Is she here Mom?!” Sean asked bouncing with excitement

“Calm down, baby. Yes, she’s here, where’s Dad?”

“Right here, as soon as we got off the elevator he ran off. He’s been asking about the baby since we picked him up from Ms. Nancy’s. Here’s your food babe.” Miles placed the take-out bag on the table and kissed Ashely’s forehead, Collin trailed behind and once he looked at you he adverted his eyes somewhere else.

“Sean, go use the bathroom then you can hold your sister. Miles can you take Shaunice so I can eat, I’m starving.”

“So, what were you two talking about before we got here?” Miles asked,

“Nothing much, I asked Ashely if you were gonna give her a push present.”

“The fuck is that?”

“A present for pushing out your baby!” You nudged Miles’s shoulder.

“What you want baby, a gift card, or some shit like that?”

“Miles, you can’t get her no damn gift card.” Collin reasoned

“Why the fuck not?”

“Because that’s a boring-ass gift, you gotta get her some jewelry or a car, shit like that.”

“Baby, I can hit up my boy Cuttie—”

“Hell no, every time you get something from Cuttie, it’s either stolen or it don’t work.”

“Ash, that’s not true!”

“What about the bike you got from him for Sean’s birthday? Cuttie stole it!” You said

“I ain’t know that shit when he gave me that bike!”

“Then you bought Ashely that purse for Christmas and the Gucci was spelled wrong.”

“It was not, Collin!”

“Babe, Gucci only got two c’s.” Miles looked stunned for a moment before sucking his teeth

“How the hell was I supposed to know that!” Your phone then went off several times even surprising you.

“Who hittin’ you up, Y/N?” Miles teased

“Nobody, just a friend”

“Stop lyin, Y/N, got a date with this ‘friend’ tonight,” Ashely announced earning a glare from you.

“Oh shit, for real!” Miles exclaimed

“Yeah, he’s nice, um he just moved out here from Detroit. He’s a chef and has his own meal prep business.” It wasn’t a lie, you had met a guy on Tinder a few weeks ago and the two of you have been talking to one another.

“So, he be making all that vegan shit?”

“What’s vegan shit?” Sean questioned innocently

“Miles!” Ashely slapped his arm

“What? I cuss all the damn time, it was gonna happen sooner or later babe.” Ashely glared at her husband not amused in the slightest “Alright, alright, Sean don’t say ‘shit’ it’s a bad word, now come over here and sit down in the chair and I’ll let you hold your baby sister.”

While Miles and Ashely were introducing Sean to Shaunice, Collin walked over to you wanting to know more about your ‘date’.

“So, what’s this guy’s name?”

“Um, I’m sorry since when did I have to answer to you, Collin?”

“I’m just askin’ his name. Want to know the person who’s taking my friend out.”

“You’ll find out tonight—”

“Hey, guys!” Everyone’s heads turned toward the door and there stood Val with various pink balloons and a teddy bear

“Hey, Val!” Ashely greeted, she practically ran over to Ashely and engulfed her in a hug.

“Congratulations, girl.” Val looked over at Miles and her smile faded slightly

“You too, Miles,” She looked over at Collin and acted like he wasn’t even there. At that point, you wanted to slap the hell out this bitch, but this wasn’t the time.

“Guys, I have appointments today I gotta head out. I’ll visit when you get home, okay?” Ashely nodded, understanding your need to leave the room.

“See you later?”

“Yeah, bye guys, and congrats again.”

You stood in front of your bathroom mirror getting ready for your date with Trevon. The two of you had been texting one another all day, you even FaceTimed him briefly between clients.

“I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp, I wanna gag, I wanna choke, I want you to touch that lil dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat.” You rapped along to the song that made you feel like a bad bitch, Trevon didn’t give you much of a hint as to what the two of you were going to do tonight, but he said to be casual. So, you didn’t go too overboard with your outfit. This was your first date in a while because of your schedule you didn’t have time to date between the hair and makeup clients, on the day you didn’t have to work you stayed home or hung out with friends or your big brother.

“Alright, you got this.” You said to yourself in the mirror, “You a bad bitch. You the baddest bitch, period.”

You came out of the bathroom and immediately bumped into Collin.

“My bad didn’t see you there.”

“Your date is here.” Collin went into the bathroom closing the door firmly. You rolled your eyes at your friend and walked out to the living room to finally see your date, Trevon.

“Wow, you look great, Y/N.” Trevon beamed, you smiled shyly in return

“Thanks, you do too. You ready to go?”

“After you,”

You carefully shut the front door to your apartment not wanting to wake up Collin, knowing that he was a light sleeper and this was his only day off. You couldn’t help but smile about your date with Trevon last night. After he picked you up, he took you to play mini-golf and then after you went go-cart racing. It honestly the most fun you ever had on a first date. Not wanting to go home, the two of you ended up bar hopping the rest of the night until the two of you passed out on his sofa. The smell of breakfast pulled you of your thoughts. You made your way to the kitchen only to see Val in your kitchen cooking at your stove wearing only one of Collin’s Oakland shirts and underwear.

“Excuse me?”

“Oh, hey Y/N. You want breakfast?”

“What are you doing here, Val?”

“Collin invited me over last night.” She smirked going back to cooking.

“Can you please put some pants on?”

“Well, Collin doesn’t seem to have a problem with what I’m wearing.”

“Hm, that’s cute but this isn’t Collin’s place, it’s my place and I don’t want your ass cheeks out in my kitchen. ‘Kay?”

“Whatever.”

“Um, where’s Collin?”

“He’s in the shower, I think. Oh, do you have any almond milk?”

“No, bitch I drink soy.” You mumbled storming past her heading for the bathroom. You angrily opened the door surprising Collin, who quickly reached for his towel to cover himself.

“What the fuck, Y/N! Can you knock?”

“What the hell is she doing here?!”

“Oh, what, I can’t have guests over?”

“That’s not the point, why in the fuck is she cooking in my kitchen with no clothes on!”

“She was hungry, what was I supposed to do?”

“Collin, I need you to tell me when you have company.”

“I don’t see why I have to tell you,”

“It’s the principle, Collin! What if you came home and my date, dick swingin’—”

“Oh, come on, Y/N,” Collin frowned, not appreciating the imagery

“Shut up, making breakfast in the damn kitchen?”

“This isn’t even about the principle it’s about you not liking Val!”

“No, it’s because you living in my place RENT FREE and I need to you who you have up in here!”

“Oh, so that’s what this is all about?” You rubbed your temples in frustration

“No, Collin—”

“Collin, breakfast’s ready,” Val called through the door. 

“Go eat with your guest, wouldn’t want your food to get cold.”  You said before leaving the bathroom.