#cutesy bullshit

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

fellows and fellas,,,, the coffeeshoproommates au

me: haha what if i combined the two most common fanfic au's into one single au just for th memes me, several hours later after a multi-person brainstorming session in the space ace discord: i dont think its for the memes anymore

AU Synopsis:

Y/N is a shut-in hermit who doesnt rlly like interacting with anyone whatsoever who's rent has gone up and who's past roommate has moved out, so they, against their better judgement, put out an ad for the free bedroom in their apartment. SURPRISE you get two takers: a pair of brothers, Sundrop and Moondrop, who are both college students studying to be elementary school teachers, are willing to follow your half-mile-long list of rules, and they're ready to move in as soon as you're ready to receive them! Bonus points for them both seeming relatively sane!!

PLOT TWIST Sun and Moon are both rlly curious abt u despite how much u r rlly trying to avoid them and no matter how many times u make it clear that u just rlly do not want to b friends. JOKES ON U SUN FINDS U AT UR DAY JOB AND NOW UR LIFE WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE

bonus:

the cafe u work at holds open-mic nights. Sun and Moon make a habit of participating, turns out theyre a couple of goofy ass theater kids with a knack for comedy. Bad news, they r DETERMINED to get u to join in their act. They call u out every time they get on the stage and the crowd loves it. U become a fan fave (u hate it) (u dont actually hate it thats just what u tell sun and moon) Sun comes to see u at ur job every day. He always tries to time his spot in line so that ur the one he gets to talk to (it takes u less than a week to memorize his order but u act like u dont know it bc u dont want him thinkin that ur friends or anything) Moon works at a 24hr gas station convinience store on th nightshift. u run into each other one night when ur buying a six pack of redbull. neither of u say anything but u can tell he's judging u. After that he starts making u lunches to take to work. if u "forget" (aka refuse) to take it with u he comes by and gives it to u himself like some kinda twiggy ass motherhen type mf. ur coworkers r definitely laughing at u behind ur back u can just feel it (theyre jealous and wish they had two cute dudes being all sweet n doting on them like u do)

[m3lth3ph4nt0m]

Idk i wanted to draw hatsune miku cause i saw a lot of figurines on pinterest and i adore how the fabric looks on them <3

somewhat inspired by strawberry x miku and also sakura miku?? idk i just did something

[seeminglydark]

Reuploaded cuz spelling and shit whoops

I really need to stop uploading at 1 am but here we are, Caro loves that pumpkin spice, in case there was doubt.

John and Caro are from my comics mil-liminal and Seemingly Dark, someday I’ll draw other characters, today is not that day.

[chaoticwizgod]

I just started Monster Next Door and they are all so cutesy and chill so lovey dovey likeeee what is this cutesy bullshit where are my fucked up meow meows my traumatised babies who don't know how to act who only know how to hurt each other and are doomed by the narrative. Literally what is communication.

[menlove]

pack it up everyone dylan mulvaney jumped on the "girl dinner" type of tiktok humor w a silly song about Girlhood and now all the cis girls who were eating it UP from other cis women are demonizing her and saying she's evil for mocking womanhood and doesn't understand

I'm absolutely sick of it. that culture was Bad to begin with, but any time it was critiqued the response was "WE'RE COPING WITH WOMANHOOD of course we understand!" & you were branded a Misogynistic Self Hating Woman for not finding it funny. but the SECOND a popular trans woman jumps in on it? it's think pieces about "does she really understand womanhood at all? people need to know that she understands and this song misses that" as if they wouldn't be gobbling it the fuck up if a white, blond, cis woman made that song.

[altschmerzes]

in my quest to find fic about platonic/generally nonromantic but emotionally intimate sex to read (partially bc when i write about something especially without having written about it much before i like to read a lot to see what other people are doing, get inspiration etc) im once again BEGGING people to only tag something ‘platonic x’ if they actually mean that. stop with this ‘#platonic x #…or is it’ ‘#platonic x #haha ‘platonic’ anyway’ etc bullshit. it’s not cute and it’s not funny.

[broken-clover]

Apparently Neopets is making a faerie-themed tarot deck as upcoming merch and if they want to do something funny for the lovers arcana it could potentially be the most hilarious roundabout way of making Illusen/Jhudora canon in some capacity even if it's from something so tangential to the site itself

[butchtifalockhart]

“wow, cloud and tifa have such a fascinating dynamic! trauma-bonding as the sole survivors of a horrific massacre while also not having actually seen each other in years is such a cool way to explore trauma and growth! i wonder what people are saying about them online! :D”

what people are saying about them online, every time, without fail:

[essektheylyss]

I have been grumpy with my Essek voice while writing this week so I'm watching the last supercut and honestly it's so funny that Essek somehow ended up with the highest number of eyes of the Nein except for Beau and Caleb despite not even having been present when the book was first foisted on them, because he got targeted that many times by the Somnovem eyes during the last fight.

[gorepill]

ok i dont want to be too serious rn but if I have to see someone call child molestation "kid diddling," then as someone who was SA'd as a child, I am GOING to kill you, and I am GOING to make sure it hurts

[mrswhymrhow]

if all gloves were cool as fuck the world would be a better place but they arent cool. they just never are. theyre usually very boring idk where you could find cool gloves that arent the same like 3 gloves you see in the world

[bimboviolence]

Do not separate them.

[prince-liest]

that ending to worst ways to heal a heart makes me want to sob lowkey they're so sweet in their own fucked up way 🥹🥹

Aw, thank you SO much!!!!! I know It's My Story (TM), etc, etc, but I'm genuinely very happy that people are enjoying the new/early ending! It just felt a lot more right to me like this, both in terms of the mood of the fic overall and in terms of character progression, but I am only human and still felt a little bad for changing my mind, essentially. I'm really glad you liked it! The reaction has been very reassuring, haha.

[gemsofthegalaxy]

wait people think heartstopper is cringe???? literally half of what they say could be out of anyone i know's mouth like cmon. im sorry that when you are gay sometimes you need to have discussions about being gay and when youre in a relationship sometimes you have to have discussions about being a in a relationship. just say you hate earnest tenderness and go watch something gritty and dark because there is more than enough available for you.

[eggzaki]

took me long enough