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*james watching regulus catch the snitch for his professional quidditch team*

james: that's my boyfriend suckers!

regulus: your husband, jamie

james: my husband! even better

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There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, or with enjoying sex work

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(james’ first time formally meeting regulus’ friends)

james (pointing to barty and evan) : are they lovers?

regulus: worse, they’re fucking stupid.

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BOYFRIENDS WHO SELL THEIR MOST PRECIOUS THING FOR THEIR MOST PRECIOUS PERSON, AND THEIR PRECIOUS PERSON LOOKING SO DAMN DEVASTATED THEY DID THAT

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Wei Wei loves rubbing his face against his boyfriend's

— Revenged Love 逆爱 (2025) | EP. 21

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*watching the lego batman movie*

Nobody:

Not even Batman himself:

Maybe the joker:

Me: do you think I could write a Jegulus fic about this

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me and who

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you might think regulus followed sirius around as a kid but in reality regulus was the one who made friends in their pureblood circles and sirius tagged along with him because he hated everyone else

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“jegulus isn’t canon” and thank GOD for that. i don’t believe anything that woman says about any of these characters. i know them better ❤️

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Regulus having a childhood crush on Fleamont will never not be hilarious. ESPECIALLY if it’s written from James’ POV.

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please don’t go. i’m right here. i’m not going anywhere. love in the air episode 9

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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regulus wears such baggy clothing 24/7 but the second he gets up to stretch you see the sluttiest little waist ever. remus wears jumpers 24/7 but the second he lifts his jumper you see perfectly sculpted abs.

safe to say james and sirius go FERAL over them.

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but its important

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james “you taught me a secret language i can’t speak with anyone else” potter and regulus “maybe we got lost in translation” black

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women