#cute old mens

[calangolengo]

This is literally my favorite topic, how codependent these two losers are!

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Stan would have a field day about how Ford keeps scratching at the bathroom door like a scaredy-cat and laugh about it every chance he gets, but he runs out of ammunition quickly when one day they land in a city to go shopping and come across a street fair, at first Stanley struts around ready to impress his brother with his bargaining skills. At some point he stops at a stall and starts a heated negotiation that ends up taking longer than usual, but he still gets a good discount, when he turns around to find his twin and show off his conquest the other is nowhere to be found. Stan starts looking in every direction calling out his name repeatedly a little louder in the crowd and ends up randomly running around the place screaming his brother's name at the top of his lungs dropping the bags in his hands in complete panic.

When he finds Ford, who was standing around talking to some locals a few meters away, he is so relieved that he simply doesn't have the strength to fight him, sticking their hands together and ignoring the confused look on the other's face.

Since then, it has become a rule that when they are near a large group of people, Stan holds Ford's hand in a firm grip. Ford has even started to predict Stan's movements, always leaving one hand free for the other to hold.

I think after everything they've been through, those fuckers are codependent asf to where if Stan disappears to take a shit for too long Ford is banging at the door to be let in.

[furiousdandelion]

[incessantlark]

that man is NOT listening

[dr-wormman]

I don't know what to write for a caption just look at them

[chio-chan2artbox]

Precious boyfriends ❤️

[lazer-meme]

love love love steddie + supportive wanye

thinking about wayne and eddie going on an annual fishing trip (like thee Munson Men Annual Fishing Trip™️) just like a little weekend away. and the first one is coming up after eddie and steve starts dating. over breakfast eddie jokingly complains about having to go and tries to get out of it. but wayne is used to his dramatics so he just gives hmms when appropriate because eddie’s whole spiel never got him out of it before and he tells eddie that.

steve watches the whole exchange with amusement when wayne asks if he’s looking forward to it. and he’s like ??? because he assumed it was just a wayne and eddie thing. and wayne is like i just told eddie all munsons must go can’t get out of it kid.

steve gets flustered and is internally is like oh??? all munsons,,,

or like after the trip a neighbor asks wayne if they caught anything and he pulls out his wallet to show a picture they took on the trip. wayne passes it with ‘here’s a picture of my boys’ and to steve’s surprise it’s a picture of both him and eddie with their biggest catch.

and just idk wayne casually accepting steve into their family and throwing steve off guard with it.

[clownwritesfanfic]

“Old” Five is hot and I’m tired of people pretending he’s not

He didn’t even grow that much 😭

Short king fr

[gazkamurocho]

Happy Valentine's Day 💘

[eonslice]

gay cookies lole

[mizaruwu]

You're a lingering smile after all has been said

[scapegoatstrawberry]

The old stinky men

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending

[allastoredeer]

I know you ship Alastor and Zestial together, but I have a headcanon that Zestial has a history with Lucifer. They go waaaaaaaaaay back, like before Zestial even died. This is actually part of a much more detailed headcanon that i want to delve into more later about humans born with extrasensory abilities in the Hellaverse. But for now I just want to focus on the Zestial/Lucifer parts😋

Lucifer and Zestial, because of how long they've known each other and how much their...friendship has evolved since they've first met, act very familiar towards one another.

Very VERY familiar towards one another...

lm saying these two radiate "Yeah, we've had crazy monkey sex more times than we can count, what of it?" energy whenever they're so much as in the same room. Every time they interact, there are so many soft knowing smiles and long heated stares and lingering touches to each other’s hands or faces and just SO MUCH sexual chemistry that it could make even Angel Dust blush.

Here's the thing, though. If asked about it, neither Zestial nor Lucifer will ever give a straight (snrk!🤭) answer one way or another. No matter what, they both refuse to either confirm or deny the nature of their relationship or even give any clear details about their past together. They enjoy keeping people guessing. So imagine Zestial visiting Lucifer at the hotel for some afternoon tea, and Alastor ends up joining them. Which leads to Alastor having a front row seat to Lucifer and Zestial trading endless inside jokes and double entendres, daintily sipping their tea as they fuck each other with their eyes. And poor Alastor the whole time is just🫢🫣😳🤯

(Btw, Lucifer and Lilith had/have an open relationship. So, whatever is going on between Lucifer and Zestial and Alastor??, Lilith is cool with it. It's the same with Zestial and Carmilla👍)

I just love Alastor having a big fat crush on Zestial and not knowing what to do about it

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[stanleynopines]

Fiddauthor sketch

[queertealover]

He's just so adorable and funny, I mean, look at him. He's completely harmless.