#cute luo binghe

[pepieya]

YA'LL PLZ HELP ME FIND A MOSHANG FIC ON AO3!!!!!!

I forgot the name of the fanfic, when I try finding it with tags IT AIN'T POPPING OUT😭😭 THE FIC WAS LIKE A WHOLESOME ONE COOKING ONE AND MODERN AU IT'S LIKE THIS qinghua is a single parent to luo binghe who Is originally his nephew(umm maybe not I don't remember well lol) qinghua suck at cooking but one day he discover a cooking channel(spoiler alert mobei jun cooking channel lol) he find that the cooking videos was easy convenient not that hard and start to follow the channel cooking lesson he now doesn't suck at cooking lol, one day he meet the mobei jun when at the grocery store while shopping for ingredients ( I forgot to mention that mobei jun doesn't show his face on the video pretty sure just his hands and and asmr or sound lol) qinghua recognize the hands to be the owner of the yt cooking channel he follow and idk the rest they just got closer and closer and start living together(pretty sure they date too) and at the end of the fic qinghua and luo binghe now help mobei jun with his cooking channel you can sometimes see luo binghe tiny hands and he keep appearing a lot after that and also qinghua voice sometimes can be heard while helping recording the videos!!! Everyone speculate that qinghua is his partner with the tiny child (luo binghe) being mobei son(but yea he is lol)

PLZ I BEG YOU GUYS PLZ HELP ME FIND IT I'LL TRY TO FIND IT TOO ASWELLL, I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS THX FOR READING THIS LOL!!!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻😚😚💗💗✨✨✨

[xi-vz]

Shen Yuan stared up at the man, disbelief clear on his face.

The man before him huffed a laugh, brown eyes becoming crescent shaped with amusement. He was a little taller than Shen Yuan, a little broader, with a sleeve tattoo covering his right arm to his wrist. His dark brown hair was softly curled, more wavy, and a little shaggy, falling to his shoulders. His face reminding Shen Yuan of Binghe. Not a lot, but just enough if he were to tilt his head and squint.

“You’re just a kid.” When the man finally spoke his voice was as smooth as velvet. “How old are you?”

“Nineteen.” Shen Yuan automatically responded as he gawked.

The man had round wire glasses, a piercing on the left side of his lower lip, both ears were pierced, and he had cheekbones that belonged on a magazine cover. He was a little older than Shen Yuan expected. Somewhere in his late-twenties compared to Shen Yuans late teens.

“Cucumber-Bro, come on, I’m not that different.” Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky offered a smile, showing off dimples underneath a days worth of scruff.

“How old are you?” Shen Yuan demanded, still blocking the doorway into the dorm.

“Thirty.”

What the fuck?

“What the fuck?” Shen Yuan asked aloud.

Seriously, this was the caffeine addicted crack-writer?!

When Shen Yuan had woken up back in his dorm room instead of in bed with his husband in the bamboo house, he immediately contacted Airplane—it was a gamble, but it paid off. The relief Shen Yuan felt when Airplane responded was like a weight lifted off his shoulders. He gave the other man his phone number and address, then waited an excruciating five days until the two could meet. (Because Shen Yuan lived in Beijing, but Airplane apparently lived in Chengdu, and last minute flights weren’t cheap.)

Shen Yuan knew that his friend would look different. Hell, Shen Yuan looked different! A little shorter, a little rounder, way younger. With pitch black eyes, short inky black hair, and an ear piercing. He was pretty rather than handsome, softer than Shen Qingqiu.

And it wasn’t that Shang Qinghua wasn’t handsome—he was! Like everyone else in PIDW. But Airplane?

“Can I come in?” Airplane asked while shoving his hands into his back pockets. He wasn’t dressed fashionably. His beat up backpack was slung carelessly over a shoulder, jeans were ripped due to wear and tear, his faded band shirt was due to too many washes, his sneakers were scuffed. And yet…

Shen Yuan dressed in the latest fashion. He tried his best to look good, he had standards for himself! He looked like a C-Pop star.

Airplane wasn’t even trying to be hot. (WHY WAS HE SO HOT?!)

It shook something inside of Shen Yuan. All of his past theories of Airplane being a troll flew out the window.

“Well?” Airplane looked like he wasn’t above shoving past his friend to get in.

Shen Yuan allowed his friend inside, still shook.

“Shang Qinghua.”

“What?”

“My name, bro.”

“Wait…you used your actual name for the character closest to Mobei!? Fucking Mary-Sue!”

“Ah, there we go, there’s the Peerless Cucumber I know. Although it’s weird to hear such vitriol from a face so cute.”

Shen Yuan felt the blood rush to his face and wished he had a fan in his hands to use as a weapon when Airplane chuckled.

“Come on, let’s try to figure out how to get back home,” Shang Qinghua said as he moseyed to the desk in the room.

Shen Yuan sighed as he closed and locked the door.

BONUS:

SY: I thought you said you were a broke university student who wrote to make sure food was on the table.

SQH: Yeah, dude. I’m working on my dissertation. Writing pays the bills.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES?????

SQH: Yeah, in Topology.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES IN MATHS?????

[cantarelaria]

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[nibbelraz]

@bingyuanserver Commissions for Gaza prompt for @shouta-aizawow !

Shen brothers with a younger brother Shen Yuan! He's making his poor brother stress everyday by chasing monsters and running around 🥰

[benevolenterrancy]

I'm on chpt20 and I want to study SQQ like a bug. My man is flushed, hair down, robes literally falling off his shoulders, LBH on his lap playing with his hair and kissing him... and he finally cottons on to the fact that maybe this isn't how you have a platonic and important discussion. Enforces it for all of five seconds at which point LBH starts massaging his waist and SQQ is back to being like "yeah this is fine and normal". Amazing. Can't believe he insults the IQ of SQH's characters.

[dyed-indigo]

little did he know

original

plus bonus shang qinghua version i made before i realized the system made more sense here

[ID: Scum Villain fanart based on a Breaking Bad fancomic by @/flashcs5. The System says via a smiling kaomoji, "It is pride month, valued user. You know what that means." Shen Qingqiu sweats, "Huh. What."

The System smirks while Shen Qingqiu frowns, "Do you want me to train like. Gay disciples. What." In the background, a comically huge-and shiny-eyed Luo Binghe touches his fingers together and goes, "Shizuuuun."

In the bonus with Shang Qinghua, Shang Qinghua says "It is pride month, Cucumber-bro," and is shown crying as he turns away while Shen Qingqiu asks what he means. End ID]

[whyaretheresomanygoodblsoutthere]

Made another standee.

The marker leaked when I was colouring Luo Binghe, so the cheeks are a bit more coloured.🥲



[rhiangalaxy]

hello! for the doodle requests - either a pathetic looking binghe or a binghe dressed up cutely? :>

TFW your Shizun abandons you goes to a Peak Lord meeting and leaves you behind to do paperwork without kisses </3

Thanks for the request!

[ID: A Scum Villain doodle. Luo Binghe scrunches down on his desk covered in various papers and scrolls crying with a broken heart huadian saying "Shizunnnn" whilst imagining Shen Qingqiu giving him forehead kisses as he works on paperwork, leading to LBH having a ^w^ face. End ID]

[allpiesforourown]

Tell me about Shen Yuan's non-con/dubcon kink

Okay first of all this is just a theory.. a game theory..

But we know Shen Yuan has 1. a thin face and 2. a lot of repression when it comes to his sexuality. I think it's more comfortable to tell himself, 'It's not my choice, I'm being forced!" as a way to ignore having to identify his own desires for Binghe.

There's a repetitive dynamic with them when it comes to sex:

Step 1: Luo Binghe says he wants to do something

Step 2: Shen Yuan says no

Step 3: Luo Binghe says oh okay, I won't force you

Step 4: Shen Yuan panicks and says you idiot, obviously I wanted to!!

Example one:

Example two:

Example three:

I'm gonna stop here because he does this... a LOT. If I went through every instance he's done this, we'd be here all day.

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

what if shen yuan were a dragon venerated by cqms who lived like on the highest peak? and one day binghe ran away from qjp after a particularly nasty beating, and he didn’t realize he’d stumbled onto elder dragon’s extremely forbidden ‘no-disciples-allowed, sect leaders can visit once in a generation’ peak (maybe he’s like. heavily inspired by canglong since it’s the same ‘cang’ as cq mountain—蒼龍 and 蒼穹山—we could say that’s where the mountain range gets its name）

so binghe accidentally climbs sy’s peak (who could accidentally climb a mountain but the protagonist?!!) and sy hears this poor kid crying that he doesn’t know what’s wrong with him or whatever and he realizes !!! this is luo binghe!! finally!! so he does what any self respecting legendary dragon would do

he places a ward on binghe or whatever, and the next time sqq goes to hit him, the strike never connects and the symbol of lord dragon dude glows in front of him. binghe is officially off limits. also this peerlessly elegant cultivator comes down the mountain straight to wherever sqq’s about to whip binghe, and he looks pissed

[piojooojo]

[touchlikethesun]

oh my god how did i only put it together now that luo binghe cooks for the people he loves as a response to the trauma of food insecurity he experienced as a child. like from binghe’s perspective, his adoptive mother died of starvation because he wasn’t able to find food for her in time. no doubt this is seared in his mind no doubt conscious or not he’s always making sure there’s enough food for the people he loves. like no freaking wonder he’s so freaking cagey and protective over the meals he makes for shen qingqiu omg 1 + 1 = 2

[anqelbean]

Every month without fault svssstwt fires rent lowering shots by turning Binghe and Shen Yuan into a new crecher. This is normal, this is healthy, it keeps non freaks out of the fandom. If you've seen sphinx cat Shen Qingqiu today, feel blessed, for he protects you from ending up like *shudders* the tgcf fandom

[unreasonablepastry]

Chibis from Russian scum villain volume 3!!

Full art + cover will be in a reblog ^^

[nelluy]

[translation]

"Would shizun breastfeed love this lowly one of he was a ✨skin creature✨?"

(he would)

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I forgot to post my contribution to the SkinCreature-verse

It's funnier in spanish and the composition of the text is way better, so I'm leaving it like this

[soupysundae]

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