#cus he's also gay as hell

[dabideserveslove]

kinda wanna write the whole shigadabi 'getting together' scene for Light at the End of the Night and just post it in the series as an 'extra' cus idk... seems fun?

would anyone wanna see it tho?

[affluent-havoc]

Drawn on Nintendo 2ds. Via the camera on theeeeeere. Not the first but yeah (I'd link the others right but i'm lazy) Also, drawing that Ace flag took FOREVER!!! The color picking was pain T-T Like, for the gray. grey? i forgot which one is the british version and which one is the american. am bad at the spells so i try and do it intentionally sometimes as a joke to cope! HAHHA! :D

[im-goin-mad]

love isn't crushing on a hot guitarist - love is my friend and i saying the most gruesome, inappropriate, dehumanising, sexualising stuff about him

[eyebulb]

Started watching 3BSkyen’s helluva reaction and while I don’t agree with certain things, he called the show sincere and self-indulgent and honestly.. that is accurate and also such a big reason to why I love it so much. (He also mentioned the thing about Marvel that I’ve mentioned before)

Honestly I can appreciate most things if you can just tell that the creator loves their product. You feel that with helluva. The creators are doing a show THEY want to do and are inviting you to witness it. It’s ultimately for them but it also resonates with people like them. I think that’s a big reason as to why I don’t mind the tonal whiplash or whatever else people like to point out makes the show lesser. Cus to me it’s just proof of them being able to do whatever they want. This show is free as fuck.. they are able to tell the story however they want to and I’m just enjoying the ride and seeing what they can come up with.

Like…I have been a movie fan for such a loong time. Especially animation. Me and my father share this hobby and we’ve both gotten very good at predicting what’ll happen just cus of pattern recognition. This makes helluva so exciting for me, cus they don’t have to follow the mold. They don’t have to use the same established tools as anyone else and therefor… I’ve never been fully sure about what they’re gonna do. Which is also why I’m perfectly fine with their use of clichés. Cus, ye sure they’re overused in general BUT they’re not usually used in this setting.

So I’m perfectly content with the classic romantic tropes and ”cringiness” because who wouldve put that in a gorey, sexually deviant show about demons in hell? Starring a gay couple too???

I don’t care what they could’ve done, I’m really only interested in what they will do. I want to know THEIR vision. I wanna know THEIR way of doing it. Nothing they’ve done has hindered me in following the story or getting to know the characters. I honestly feel like I know them really really well, so I’m really really good.

[chaifootsteps]

I honestly saw it coming that Lute was in love with Adam 'cus 90% of the time in fiction guy and gal are just friends is when other is gay/lesbian or already in relationship. 

And I'm pretty sure that the story will treat the relationship like fandom, that Lute was his third time charm, his one true love who coud never betray or mistreat him like his two horrible cheating bitch wives who never understood him (I already feel sorry for Eve, hasn't even shown up and is already treated like she's the source of all problems)

For me Lute kind of got downgraded in general. 'Cus now it feels like her mutilating Vaggie is less from "she's an extremist who doesn't allow mistakes" and more from "she was jealous of Vaggie being one of Adam's top girls and used the first excuse to get rid of her" perspective. It wouldn't surprise me if this was also the reason why she isn't close to her fellow exorcists in general.

I mean they could also twist the tale by making Lute grow becoming more than Adam's second in command or even show the negative side of dedicating your entire life to someone else (I really hope Vaggie outgrows this problem). But let's be real, the whole thing is gonna be romanticized as fuck to make shippers happy. Though I would laugh if instead of Adam's own feelings being predictable like "Oh I love her but I don't dare to confess 'cus I fear getting my heart broken again" he's like "Me and Lute? Dude I don't fuck my homies"

Oh, I totally saw it coming, I just wished I was wrong.

A twist like that would be great, honestly. People would assume Adam and Lute were a thing and he'd just be like "Fuck Lute? Don't be gross, she's my homie. It'd be gay as hell."

[ruthytwoshakes]

Bunch of two fort ladies hell yeah B)

headcannons of inconsistent length below the cut

Zhanna: reeeeeeoow!!! She’s so gorgoryse . gay as hell about all these women tbh. Yeah I just gave her body hair and thicker eyebrows because it’s cool as fuck. And a bear claw scar from when she tried to take home a baby bear when she was little. I think she really likes bears and wants one as a pet. Maybe the bear and soldier’s raccoons would get along aww <33

Admin: yipppeee evil old lady!!!!! . Gave her acne scars , think she would pick her face when she was younger and the scars never faded. shes so pretty heruhghhsg. She smokes these fucked up super long cigarettes idk. I like her wonky nose, maybe she got into a fight or something and broke it.

Scouts Ma: oh man I have so many ideas for her hehehhe. Okay so her name is Jenny, shes Puerto Rican, moved to Boston when she was a young adult, and she’s around the same height as sniper. She’s green because she’s both the scouts mother, and I didn’t want her to be purple like Pauling and Admin I wanted her to be her own person. Her heart locket contains a bunch of pictures of her boys that all cartoonishly fold out to the floor when she opens it up.

She’s bi and poly, and currently dating both the spies because I think it’s funny. I can’t decide if both the spies would also be dating each other or would hate each other, maybe it depends on the time of day. Oh also she used to be an assassin! Maybe that’s why she had to move because she got found out at her old hometown. Anybody who got too rough with her boys were never seen again, only reason the scouts made it out alive lol.

She’s only recently gotten back together with the spies, had a falling out with Red before she knew she was pregnant, but he wanted to reconnect with her after finding out Red scout was his kid. Blu and her were friends for a really long time, she was the surrogate mother to Blu scout, but they fell out of contact when Blu spy had to take scout and disappear due to some espionage work gone wrong. When both the Blus join the team, the red scout recognized them and Blu spy eventually reconnected with Jen through that.

All of her kids are out of the house and she’s retired, so she has a lot of free time. She hosts foreign exchange students and fosters baby animals. She does a lot of traveling and shopping, she also likes knife and axe throwing, while doing some abstract sculpting on the side.

Maggie:

I love Maggie she’s so interesting,, I really like the panels where she’s laughing with saxton on the plane. Oh yeah gave her a mustache cus she’s Australian!, don’t be shy give the pretty lady a mustache she deserves it. That line on her lip was from this one girl I had a crush on back in high school, she said that she was bullied for it. don’t think I’ve ever seen it on another person since. She was one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. I hope she’s doing alright. She was a really good friend, real wonderful person.

Merasmus:

hi Merasmus how r u. oh yeah I’m trying out some other designs for her because I’m working on a little animated series about her and a magic spell she fucks up. I want her to be Sumerian because Sumer is so interesting!! I’ve been learning about the art from it in class, check out the Sumerian virtue status or the Epic of Gilgamesh they’re some of my favorite bits of history we’ve learned so far. Oh yeah also I think when she takes off that weird cap thing she has the longest most beautiful curly hair that goes down to her ankles because I love those kind of visual gags hehe. Also yeah she has piercings idk why I did that. I think she’s kinda blind and she uses her skull to see with her magic or whatever. I love her facial expressions in the comics,, have you guys seen the cunty Merasmus poster i love the cunty Merasmus poster

Miss Pauling:

MISS PAULFIJF LETS FUCMIGN GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s got sideburns because im a dyke bleh blehhhh . hshe look at her big ass glasses I’m in love. Oh yeah I gave her lots of moles! And changed up her sleeve colors. Too tired to write much more lol

[nightcolorz]

I can’t believe that I haven’t seen anyone talk about how in the little weird ass “educational” performance Charlie puts on in episode 2 between Angel and Pentious the reason Angel gets upset and goes to his room is ofc, partly cus Charlie is disregarding him in favor of pentious and inadvertently communicating to him that she doesn’t think he’s capable of ever getting better, but also bcus she is actively shaming and insulting him?? 😭😭 like she has angel preform as who she literally refers to as “the crackhead” who tries to corrupt a child’s innocence, then said child declares that drugs are bad and “having sex before marriage” is sinful—-

like I’ve always considered Charlie’s main flaw that she wants to help traumatized people heal and become better but she is too privileged and generally ignorant to meaningfully understand the life experiences and struggles of the ppl she is trying to help enough to make effective change 😭 She has a savior complex but she’s just so well meaning u can’t help but root for her. Its like if the only person in the entire world who had the motive drive and goal to help improve life conditions for the disempowered was literal royalty with no social political or mental health experience that thinks the key to curing trauma is kindergarten coloring exercises and trust falls 😭. She is so naive but u want to root for her cuz who else is going to do anything, right?

like Charlie is so ignorant 💔 could u imagine working at what u claim to be a rehab of sorts, and ur idea of an exercise meant to help ppl improve is having ur gay, crossdressing, (demographic historically demonized as child groomers) drug addicted sex worker patient play pretend as ur childish portrayal of what u think a drug addict is, a scary man in a long coat who tries to take away a child’s virtue with Catholic ass temptations of drugs and sex 😭😭 like Charlie love u girl but OH MY GOD 😭 no wonder angel ran off.

Not only was it being affirmed to angel that the only people in hell he has ever met who believe and advocate for redemption and self betterment when it seems like there is no hope consider him to be a too far gone-lost cause who is not worth focusing any sort of minimal attention or effort on saving, BUT ALSO he is being told by Charlie (tho unintentionally) that she sees him as a demonic pervert who is in hell for being an evil crack head who had impure homo sex that goes against gods ordained laws of marriage 😭👍 god I love this show, such a hot mess

[carameldrizzl3]

Buddie stans have to be rage bait…

I just saw the deleted clip from 7x09 and sb said “he doesn’t even seem to like Buck much” and someone replied saying “that’s not the case bcs it’s Buck’s first gay rls so he’s letting Buck set the pace for it” or something to that effect.

The person replies with a meme: that’s like “oh please”

And then someone else comments under the tweet and is like “but Eddie does, right?” And that original poster says “100%”

BRO. What type of bullshit are you on?? Eddie isn’t even confirmed to be into Buck. Buck and Tommy are a thing and it’s obviously confirmed. Tommy literally said he’s interested. He didn’t leave Buck after that first date because he WANTED to be with him. He met with him for that lil cafe date because he WANTED to be with him (to talk at least) and Buck wants to be with him too.

I feel like yall need to pull your heads out of ur asses because if BUCK wants to be with TOMMY then that’s it. If BUCK says TOMMY is his MAN then that’s IT. Enjoy the show. Stop trying to insert Buddie at any random point saying “in s8 blah blah” like bro COME ONNN. Watch the damn show and stop complaining because one of the characters is in a happy relationship that’s not compatible with YOUR wants.

Buddie stans try not to speak in future tense about Buck and Eddie’s “future” relationship challenge.

And this is for the weird/goofy ones that can’t STAND seeing a happy relationship and an understanding one.

This is coming from me. One of my exes were lesbian and I was just coming around to it (like a Buck situation minus the whole maiming best friend part.) She let me set the pace for our relationship because she knew that I didn’t really know what I identified as but knew how much I really liked her and wanted to be with her. It’s a normal thing to do.

Let’s just be smart. Not speak in future tense, only present tense. And get the hell off my Twitter feed. Please and thank you💕

Peace and love to the Buddie stans who DONT shit on Lou Ferrigno Jr and any other actor (like Marisol’s actress cus I saw a lot of that coming from the Buddie stans)

Thank you have a nice day☺️🤍 ALSO I happen to LOVEEE Buddie. (Even tho I’m more Tevan based)

[skippingstonez]

Hi! I saw that your asks were open so I thought I should give it a try cus you seem chill and willing to talk about silly stuff (I'm not usually the type to do this cus I get nervous about asking or that someone won't want to hear me yap after the ask). So, I have a fairly specific ask. One that will have me rambling, so forgive me in advance. Right now, I'm doing a fic that explores Hyrule having a crush on a guy who has been traveling with them and finding out he (Hyrule) is gay, but has been going through intense comphet and unawareness of what being gay even is (I'd imagine this is only more confusing for him given the fact he is surrounded by people he only ever sees or hears about having crushes or relationships with women). I'm planning on having Legend be the one to have to explain to Hyrule he has a crush on a guy and yes that is something that can happen. I can generally get an idea about how the Chain will react to and help one of their members having a crush, but things kinda shift when it's a male crush. Any research I try to do for this ends up in the context of female crushes. From how heteronormative all the era's Hyrules seem to be, I would imagine the chain just assumed he had a crush on a girl, maybe from Hyrule's era, and I'd imagine there would be varying levels of shock and awkwardness after Hyrule basically comes out to them. I'm just not sure how each of them would react and treat the situation given that it's probably one big unknown to most of them- hell, some of them might also not have realized being gay was a thing (I'm looking at YOU Sky). It's interesting and I want someone else's thoughts on it. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

@mightdeletelatr I do love getting asks! And I've been thinking on this one for a bit now so here are some of my thoughts!

I just wanna put a disclaimer that these are just my opinions as a straight female based on the context you gave me (i.e. no one else is/has realized they are gay and each of their eras don't really promote it (?)) that's what I was getting when reading anyway!

TW: homophobic topics

Legend: I love that you want my Bisexual husband to be the one to have this "see the light" talk with Rulie! Cause even if his hyrule isn't super keen on it I know in my bones that Holodrum/Labrynna would be really open for it which is how Legend is the most open/knowing about all of it. He sees all the signs in his successor and I could just see the face palm when he realized that Hyrule doesn't even have a clue.

Wars would definitely be really supportive and try to give advice. I could see him being the one to say something like "well this is something that I'd like if somebody had a crush on me (that's not a psycho sorcerer) so try this!" He's gonna play wingman in probably the most awkward way possible but he's trying.

Sky and Four I think are the ones that would be the most shocked in that "That's an option!?" Skyloft was just too small of a place and it's just so rare in Fours era that it didn't even occur to him. (But now Vios bond with Shadow makes a lot more sense). So there would be a lot of awkwardness with them trying to wrap their heads around the idea.

Time is the one to just store the information and move on. This man was raised by a tree, he barely understood sexualities to begin with. Logically it makes sense that that sort of stuff happens, he's probably seen weirder things if he's being honest. Tries to offer advice if Rulie asks him but he's gonna struggle a bit. All he knows is what worked to get Malons favor, maybe he could just try that? (News flash Hyrule should NOT try it)

Wild and Wind I think would be the ones who are awkward cause they simply just don't know what to say. They don't know what to do with the information they have just been given and are furiously trying to figure out what exactly that means/how (if) it changes anything.

Now. I fear y'all are gonna get pissed at me for this one but Twilight? He's the one that's gonna dig his heels in a bit and maybe not accept it at first. Ordon is really traditional and the people like it that way, so Twilight likes it that way and there's never been a reason to question it. This mostly is because it's the most taboo in his era and he's seen what happens when people go against societal norms. He doesn't want Hyrule to experience that stuff so he keeps his mouth shut until they are alone. They probably have a bit of a rough discussion (and someone else might need to step in) but by the end Twilight just wants to protect and support his brother the best he can.

[jasongotdrip]

i had a thought. again. this may be one of my biggest yaps. +2 tiny arts included. Except it’s all horrible. It’s 2:30 am and I’m running on just straight brain power😭

wtf was charlie doing walking around during an extermination💀)

I had a daydream except it’s 2:30 am so night dream except im not really asleep but whatever. I imagined charlie found her and brought her back to the wherever and she just started YAPPING. Because she’s excited to have someone around, probably. She’s a lonely lil princess. I was thinking of a lot of different scenes this could happen in but I thought of this one the most. Charlie knows Vaggie is a “sinner” so she just casually mentions how she’s the princess, knowing (but not caring) about how most sinners disrespect her while even knowing her rank. So like she doesn’t care because she knows ‘this person won’t treat me better’. Or smth. Idk. Anyways. Keep in mind they’re not in the alley, but instead they’re… somewhere. Does charlie own the building of the hotel yet? Idk but we’ll just say yes for now because I don’t know where else they would be. Not Lucifer’s place, obviously.

but still, how/when did vaggie find out that the random girl who picked her up off the street was the literal PRINCESS OF HELL

P.s. charlie probably clipped vaggie’s hair out of her face for the sake of the bandage but i was too lazyz to draw it

CAN I JUST SAY??? CHARLIE WAS KIND OF ASS IN THE ALLEY SCENE. LIKE. WHY ARE YOU TUCKING YOUR HAIR BEHIND YOUR EAR. YOU CAN NOT BE DOWN BAD ALREADY LIKE I KNOW VAGGIE IS HOT AND SMEXY BUT GODDAM. LIKE YOU FIND THIS EYELESS WOUNDED GIRL IN THE STREETS AND ONE OF YOUR FIRST REACTIONS ARE LITERALLY WATTPAD LOOKING. (*tucks hair behind ear cutely snd looks away*) LIKE SHUT UPPPPPP.. I LOVE CHAGGIE BUT… THAT JUST IRKED ME. CHARLIE WOULD BE “OH NO I HAVE TO HELP THIS PERSON BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY GOT HURT FROM THE EXTERMINATION!! I HAVE TO GET HER PATCHED UP OR SHELTERED!!” NO!?? INSTEAD, SHE JUST TURNS FRUITY. OF COURSE SHE IS FRUITY.

i am.. so sorry for that. um. Anyways.

I like to imagine Charlie took Vaggie home, washed her up and they have a slow burn starting somewhere in there. Vaggie probably listened to all Charlie’s rants and dreams, while helping her slowly kick start the hotel’s physicality. They become better friends and begin to trust each other. because like, they’re all they got. Vaggie has no where else to go and charlie has no one else as loyal as Vaggie. So naturally they become dependent. Then romance ✨

. I know what i said about charlie tucking her hair behind her ear, but she was probably just noticing how pretty she was or sum. But still, you are in the middle of a warzone honey please stop being gay for a second 😭

but who had feelings first? Charlie, maybe because she already thought vaggie was pretty. But there’s also vaggie.. like of course she’s going to grow fond of someone who picked her up and started taking care of her when no one else would. Maybe they both started at the same time lol

No one really knows when they met Angel Dust but obviously before pilot right? I thought of a funny interaction that would kind of help the feelings be more known, if they weren’t established before they met Angel. Like there definitely are feelings in the air but they’re brought to attention by something snarky Angel Dust says when they first meet

THERE ARE SOOO MANY THINGS I COULD PUT FOR HIM TO SAY BUT I JUST CHOSE THIS CUS HE DOESNT HAVE A NOSE

Vaggie: CAN YOU SMELL MY FIST IN YOUR FACE??

then chaos. But like.. charlie and vaggie think about it. Then idk. That’s as far as my brain will take me. Hyperfixations help me yap a lot but it all stops at a certain point. There are so many ways chaggie could have been developed so it’s hard to just say one. So i kinda jjst want to see how it goes and how much they’ll show us of their backstory. I’m sorry for yapping.😭😭

[yoma51]

Yapping about jayvik hate cus I'm getting tried of it

People who hate jayvik just because " oh they just friends you can't ship them!" Or some crap like that are so annoying..like you know that there is something called " friends to lovers " right? Like both in real life and fiction right?

And the thing with people saying that jayce is 'straight ' is dumb as hell dude..like bisexuality is a thing you know that right?

Or the thing with ace viktor..like he is ace..but you know that ace people can still have relationships with others right? Romantic or not

Also just say you hate gay ships..like why is it always gay ships getting hate like that? Like I swear you will never see this type of hate with straight ships...man( btw not saying that straight ships don't get hate)

I swear if jayvik was a mlw ships everybody and their mama will ship them but nooo they are only 'friends' and if you ship them you are a weirdo or something..

Like omg let people have fun man who cares if they are cannon or not it's literally a fictional ship it didn't kill your parents or some crap

Btw I'm not saying you should ship or like jayvik if you don't

Everyone has different tastes and it's okay if you don't like it..but hating on it and people who ship it is a new level of low☹

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

Virichie concept they both go off to separate colleges (despite wanting to go to the same one, they eventually decided to go to the places that would best for them individually) and don't see each other for a few months cus college AND being secret superheroes is hard and they were too busy to visit, and they talk all the time on the phone and over shockvox and stuff but it's not the same!!!!

And then they see each other for the first time in a while and they're both like... Oh.

Especially Virgil seeing Richie probably having had a growth spurt (he def takes after his dad and his dad is a VERY LARGE MAN. This boy is gonna be Big Boy) and thriving being away from home (COUGH DAD COUGH) and just like... Happy. And being like. Oh. OH. I LIKE MEN. HUH. WOW HEY RICH YOU GOT. TALL. like just real-time realizing he's bi as hell and his best friend is REALLY cute, was he always cute??? Oh he was, wasn't he. oh god help. HELP.

Meanwhile Richie (already knew he was gay as fuck and hopelessly gone for his best friend for like... A WHILE) is having an easier time dealing with Pretty Best Friend, he's used to it, and is just fucking ecstatic to see Virgil again bc he MISSED HIM SO MUCHHHHHH and just gives him the biggest bear hug bc FUCK toxic masculinity he missed his best friend and he's gonna hug him dammit (he's def made some queer friends at college and is more comfortable with himself than he used to be, like I said, he's thriving) and Virgil is just kinda dying bc he just realized some shit and now he's just. Engulfed in his suddenly very tall best friend who is also probably pretty wide by now (we all saw the future we know he's gonna be a big guy) and kinda just. Internally freaking out but in a good way. In shock from Gay Realizations

Also they've both individually been growing their hair out bc I think it's cute. It's still at "too long but too short" awkward stage for Richie unfortunately. Luckily I think his hair probably grows fast (I'm projecting)

[timothylawrence]

well folks........ weve made it to the end of the line.....

long ass review below...

wowza. okay. gonna start this by saying this'll probably be mostly a review about bridge to the turnabout...!!!!! before i get into anything juicy, i wanna start with the biggest shoutout to my partner in crime and bestie, @katagawajr... literally could not have played this game without her. hats off to the best edgeworth impersonation on the planet. <3

OKAY. TO start. I knew trouble was about when it had to do with the fey clan and channeling of spirits... i could just feel it. i was waiting for it and bam. its like the worst thing that could've happened lmao.

-ahhhhh..... when ive said it before and said it again... the love and friendship everyone has for each other!! are you kidding me!!! phoenix running across a burning bridge and addressing his worst fear ever for Maya!!! Edgeworth immediately hopping on a private chartered jett cus your man friend needs you.... man. so good. and for edgeworth to take the place of pheenie at first..... (also. sorry ill admit some cringe. i cried at the thought of not playing phoenix i was so distressed LMFAOOO i missed himmmm)

-and of course can we forget the best character in this game this franchise the star of every scene in which she presents herselfffff

-dude. the showdown we've been waiting for. the fact she quite literally flew in per miles request. their back and forth. oh my god. ohhh my godddd. oh my god. their back and forth, the way she acts all tough but would do anything miles asks of her (and DOES). easily one of my favorite moments.

-(takes long drag of my cigarette).... oh you two. oh you two. do i die or what. they care about one another so much. its literally so sickening. franziskaaaa milessss can we hug onceeee

GROUP SOBBING SESSION STARTS NOW!!!!!!

-okay skipping ahead a little because if i sit here talking about miles and fran i'll be here all day. um miles and phoenix... yeah you two are tied by the red string of gay fate... the way they constantly check in with either throughout the investigation was so cute to meee sorry.... esp with miles' little panic attack :(. awe. also phoenix wanting to hug miles AWWW

-okay wait i lied jumping back to Franziska for a second I LOVED HER FOLLOWING PHOENIX AROUNDDDD IT WAS SO CUTEEE... im glad she was as involved as she was that is my GIRL.

-ok idk what peoples thoughts on larry are but i think hes fucking funny as hell a lot of the time. love when a character is just useless but funny with it. his little loser shack with Pearl LMFAO (also... he looks like august borderlands so i might be biased- WHO SAID THAT)

-yeah. okay. this is the worst sprite in the history of sprites. genuinely so terrifying. my poor girl. my poor baby. when does she get a break?? she looks genuinely mortified. frozen in fear. quite literally a deer in headlights :( she went through SO MUCH and even her testimony was so heartbreaking. she was so scared and just. just wanted to get away from it all. the way phoenix screams into his hands when Dahlia says that Maya is actually dead. UGHHHHH

group sobbing session neow....

-okay... onto the story.... the actual case itself... im gonna be honest, i was very confused and still am about the whole channeling stuff. it feels like theirs a gap between when maya was in the cave?? and then when she was suddenly out and swapped with iris?? because dahlia wasnt there the whole time?? idk it hurts my head to think about. but i will say something.

i never saw this fucking coming.

-hoooolyyy shit. holy shit. amazed this was never spoiled for me but never ever did i even THINK Godot was responsible till the very end. till it was spelled out. and even then i wasnt fully convinced. holy shit. kudos to the writers again cus i never ever expected him. his story is so fucking heartbreaking. i feel bad for him. but damn. damn. his monologue at the end was so good. the way he goes on about how he wasnt even sure if he did this for the right reasons, that if he did, he would've told Phoenix from the start... (Damn id pay money for that reaction lol). It just... it felt so raw and real. and when he cries. man. man. just sorrow all around. the only time a lawyer can cry is at the end. while he bleeds/cries, the callback to what he told mia. just harrowing and sorrowful.

-okay. okay. the final witness being maya. my god. my god. the anguish. the pain. the way both maya and phoenix know the truth, and the way he knows she's lying and she knows he knows. its just so painful. its so fucking sad. maya knows its fruitless and she knows whats coming because the only person on the whole planet who knows her better than she knows herself is phoenix. its so similar to how in farewell my turnabout, maya was telling him to speak the truth no matter the cost, and now, phoenix was telling that to her.

speak the truth, let it be revealed. as godot and phoenix both said "Once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." no matter how painful. damn

-the connection between maya acting okay for pearls and miles acting okay after dl-6 because someones they cared about would be in pain if they werent... oh miles and franziska... oh miles and franziska... oh i know this next game is gonna hurt....

-maya is the heart of this game, but Mia is the soul. their connection, their love, it was the beginning, the middle, and the end. it all came back to them. and i couldn't have been happier.

-all in all, this whole journey was a BLAST. i had an equal amount of laughs that i did cries, i was surprised, i was puzzled, and i was in awe. genuinely such a good fucking series no wonder it has had a fanbase that spans decades.... my fav episode was definitely farewell, my turnabout, but i enjoyed nearly every episode i played for one reason or another.

I'll miss Maya and Pheenie so much, i already do, but I know i'll have fun doing who knows what with Miles next.

[7nessasaryevils]

How are we already at episode 11???? This feels fake 🥺🥺

Sigh... alright then, let's do it.

- hi Cher!!! Who ya loo- Oyei!!!! Hi to you too! Oh we searching for Yak?

- me immediately worried that Yak has been triggered and is having a panic attack

Me when I realize yak is fucking sleeping on Dee's lap like the goddamn puppy he is doing everyone a heckin' scare!

- but also goddamnit they're so cute 🥹🥹🥹

- heheheh little kiss 💋

- FIST BUMPS!!! YOU DARE FIST BUMP IN FRONT OF MIETTE WHILE SHE PINES FOR PATPRAN?!? YOU DARE?!

- aww zazaki cheering so cutely in the background: my son!

- look at my little boxing family 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I'll burn anyone who dares hurt them

- I will not cry at how endeared and attentive Dee is when he listen to yak talking about how he preps for a fight I will not I won't!

- ahhh... the shoulder that started it all 😬

- more like Yoryak Phadetseuk's hubby 👀👀🤪

- I do love that Yei has learned and is now checking in with Yak instead of making decisions on his own... good job baby!!!

- babie yak has my whole heart 🥺🥹🥹 if this Mason guy is mean to my babie i will break him in half world championship title be damned! You haven't seen the strength of an angered mama bear bl fan!

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- HES A BABIE A CHILD ILL RIP YOU APART ILL UNTWIST YOUR INNARDS AND TWIST THEM AGAIN LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ILL SHRED ALL YOUR CHARGING CABLES AND YOUR BOXING GLOVES ILL BURN YO- awww look Dee's feeding Yak!

- this little bitch fighting hurt people to keep his title im gonna sit on him!

- damnit yak BE SCARED!!! We all are!!!

- sir... push that straw all the way down what the fuck is that???

- Met Gala grim reaper is back for fucks sake 😬😑

- oh look! An actual representation of these two idiots 🤣 🤡

- ....okay... clown kink was not on my 2024 bingo card

- how the hell did they make clown nose touching cute???? Witchcraft!!!

- LOOK AT MY WHOLE FAMILY IN CLOWN NOSES THE BABIES!!!!!

- yak's about to say/do something embarrassingly adorable isn't he?

- he did!!!! The adorable clown you sweetheart!!!

- damn they're all so cu- FLOPPY COCK BASTARD DOCTOR SIGHTED!!!!! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE LOST YOU PISSPOOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!!!

- ohh Taem... honey... don't look like that you're breaking my heart 😢😢

- no. No no no ono nonooooooo no please I'm begging anything that is good and holy please do not have Ter go up to Taem!!!! DO NOT DO NOT! SHE DESERVES BETTER!!

- side note: taem yelling at a vending machine is peak human behaviour I love it! ♥️♥️

- GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

- I'll light a million fires, burn a thousand sage, conduct hundreds of blood sacrifices and rituals if it means Taem never ever ever ever ever has to talk to you again you trash wearing pus oozing excuse of a doctor!

- nope I hate it P'Golf how could you??? Why is there always something that immensely disappoints me in every show???

- awww all the little kiddies giving Yak their encouragement ♥️🥹

- oyei and Cher with a kid.... @imogenegomi THE FIC IS COMING TRUE?!? Ohhhh ask him ask him ask him ask him 👀👀

- HE ASKED IT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

- Cher Oyei as actual parents!!! Getting married!!! P'Golf!!! If this show doesn't end with rings and a kid, you and I are gonna have words!

- your feelings have not been fake for a long ass time Khun Yoryak

- back hugs my beloved!!

- you've had his love for a long time to- why am i surrounded by stupid gays???

- greedy little puppy 🐶

- FOREHEAD KISSES MY BELOVED!!!

- Kao!!!! Hello my most perfect of sons how are you??

- oh I completely forgot that contest was a thing 👀👀

- Kao.... do you have a date?? One that makes you smile like that?? Spill!!!!!

- WAIT WERE GETTING TO SEE HIM???? WHOOOO?!

- THAT GUY!!!! KLUEN FROM WE ARE!!!! HIIII!!!!

- angry English speaking Yak my most beloved sexy damn woah (I think I had a minor stroke)

- side note: love that they called Mason American and he very much does not sound American 🤣🤣

- no no no no yak honey no!!

- my heart breaks so much for Wandee because he must feel so helpless. He knows Yak is hurting emotionally and there's not much he can do for him short of Yoryak actually speaking to him about his trauma. All he can do is hold onto him and let me know that he's there.

- your parents are besties, I guarantee it!

- fuck. I'm calling it now: Dee is gonna have to operate on the day of Yak's match.

- zazaki worried for Yak is fucking adorable: the besties we deserve!!

- ...I still can't believe that there are people who get cancer from smoking and then still refuse to quit. I knew a deacon who did that... what did he die from? Lung cancer. 😑

- oh great... operating with the trash floppy cock who doesn't understand the word no... love that

- I HATE WHEN IM RIGHT

- don't make promises you're not gonna be able to keep because this is a BL show Wandee!

- you just said your levels were off the charts you little liar 🤣🤣

- CHER!!! Saying what we're all thinking!

- Oyei.... I see you sir 👀👀 show Cher just how long you can endure 😏😏😏

- okay now I'm crying... Yak giving Yei that garland is so perfect because it is acknowledging everything that Yei has had to struggle with. He was a kid who had to be thrown into the role of a father, a brother, a teacher, an owner and care taker not just for Yak but for the people in the gym. This is one of my favourite moments for these brothers 🥹

- BOXING FAMILY UNITE!!!!😭🥹🥹

- walking into an OR without scrubbing... has grey's anatomy taught ya'll nothing??

- Ter you're a shit doctor.

- DONT LIE TO YOUR THERAPIST YAK!!!

- oh Jesus fuck that's fucking creepy....

- Apichart asking the thing we're all thinking: WHAT THE FUXK ARE YOU DOING STANDING AROUND!!! MOVE!!

- ...ter doing one nice-ish thing does not excuse all the the shit he has done before and I'm upset with the show for even trying to give him some sort of redemption. When someone has put their all into you and you drop them like a hot potato, you get no right to try and insinuate yourself back into their life. You've lost that right.

- gotta appreciate a little sitcom comedy moment 🤣🤣

- TAEM!!!!!!!

- MY SON WANDEE KEEPS HIS PROMISES!!!

- on the lips on the lips on the lips come on!

- FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!

And that's it for this episode. We had some delicious delightful moments and moments where I wanted to ram my fist through a wall (in anger not in "fuck they're so cute") but that tends to happen with every show I watch. I hope I never have to see Taem and Ter scenes again because I'll puke.

Next week shall be emotional... we are finally wrapping up Wandee Goodday. This show has been lovely and a definite favorite of mine for this year.

Ep 12 promises to make some of my dreams come true: I see Dee and Yak in white on a beach which tells me marriage scene??? Oyei and Cher wedding!!!

So until next week!!! Adios my darlings!

[baekhyoris]

RIGHT??? MFING HIASHI SHOULD HAVE DIED THAT NIGHT AS COMPENSATION TO BOTH HIS BROTHER AND HIS NEPHEW 🤬🤬🤬 like what the heck was his character development for? To teach kids that you live a slave (or poor) and no matter what you do you'll die a slave (poor)???

And I've always believed that Neji should have been the next head of the family, like he clearly has experience leading and is the mf prodigy of the family. And besides, what better way to break the generational trauma than give the mantle of head to someone who was taught to protect the main branch, bc surely he can apply what he learned when he was young to when he's older.

Also I love Hinata but that girl did NOT want to be a ninja nor do I think she wanted to become the head either. But I fully believed Hinata would have stepped down in favour of Neji. And I know damn well Naruto would have found a way to break that seal.

I'm so sorry but that seal makes me angry so bad.

Neji is a sassy little bitch, true, but that only means he needs an equally sassy little bitch so they can maximize their joint sassy bitchness.

When I read that you hc him as demiromantic and demisexual, my eyes were open fr fr bc that idiot would not know that his ass was in love until someone like Hinata tells him lmao and not to mention, with how he grew up, I doubt he has the faintest idea what being in love looks like. Like he maybe has an idea what love looks like bc of his father, but being on love? He's clueless. Also, Hizashi Hyūga come back to us and beat your brother pls.

Also I can't help but think of that audio clip of "oh I'm going to hell. here he is talking about his poor dead mother and I can't stop thinking about his hands unbuttoning my dress"

Like, it's so Neji coded lmao. He could be talking about his poor dead father I will be thinking about his hands ehehe 🤫

It's the fact that my older brother spoiled me that he was gonna die really got to me cus his fave, Itachi, died too lmaoo. I never even watched the war part just only the episodes he's on lmao. My fave moment was him and team gai during the time they were saving gaara.

SPEAK YOUR SHIT 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

i'm glad you see the demi aroace neji vision. it just makes so much sense to me the more i think about it and it makes me happy to think about.

god neji and his s/o would be such a power couple lmao. but i can also imagine neji falling for someone who's more mild-mannered/calm.

here's how neji's arc would've played out in #MY naruto cinematic universe. under the cut because this got so long 💀

hiashi would have taken that hit to protect neji. it would have been a full circle moment, if you will. hizashi died to protect hiashi and the village (i have Many Thoughts on hizashi's death and how it doesn't really make sense but that's for another day) and hiashi ultimately died to protect his nephew, in a way, he's also paying his brother back. i love literary parallels.

as his final words, hiashi declares that neji is to be the head of the clan, trusting that he'll lead the clan through major reform. it also serves as hiashi's redemption arc if you want to view it like that. fast forward to the war ending, neji and naruto manages to get someone who can remove the seal (maybe tenten considering that she's proficient in sealing jutsu), and gets it removed. but, every member of the clan has a new seal put on them that protects their eyes, no brain melting feature.

kishi this was so obvious why did u fucking do what u did-

no cause the seal pisses me off so fucking bad. and the weird thing is that we don't really know much about it in the grand scheme of things. like we know about how it works, but how did it come to be? i do have a headcanon about this though.

the CBS was created during the warring states period, when everyone was at constant war with another. the hyuga were concerned with the secrets of their kekkei genkai being known to enemies, so the clan head at the time commissioned a member of the uzumaki clan to create a seal that would protect their eyes. hinata gets to live the quiet life that she's always wanted.

upon death, the seal will destroy their eyes and it did not have the brain melting ability. the side branch is like the milita, whereas the main branch didn’t fight, instead focusing more on politics. as a result, the members of the side branch get branded with the seal. the warring states period comes to an end as it does in canon.

while konoha is in its infancy, the second clan head—who became head while hashirama was hokage—is the one who starts twisting the seal in order to control the members of the side branch and ensure their obedience. by the time hiruzen becomes hokage (1st time), the seal turns into what it is in canon.

honestly there's not much we know about the hyuga clan. lots of plot holes and unanswered questions. it's really annoying because they're so interesting to me, but that's for another post.

and i'll end with this. in the end by linkin park is the most neji coded song ever in this essay i will- ("i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter, i had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter")

[patrocles]

i started hotd but had to stop when criston Beat A Gay Man to Death and then just stuck around making snide comments about rhae i got so confused with the fandom shipping him with alicent did i miss something?? im sorry im not in the fandom i just Dont Understand why people like criston in any way that scene was so upsetting and homophobic

(I'm going to use this opportunity to yap a lot about Criston and Alicent, a lot of this is just things i've been mulling over, I'm not shouting down at you specifically, anon. i absolutely understand wanting to stop the show, or any show that makes you uncomfortable)

So I think a lot of nuance is being purposefully removed when people talk about Criston. And I do think the writing of s1 is to blame cus it is super spotty in a lot of places especially in regards to characterization cus it was just rapid-fire pacing. And a similar argument could also be made for how people talk about Alicent.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely not saying anyone has to like Criston (or any character) and I’m definitely not saying that Criston isn’t flawed. (In fact, the opposite— that his flaws are exactly what make him a compelling character)

I mean hell, Daemon killed his wife, treats Rhaena like shit, and groomed Rhaenyra, but no one really questions how or why people enjoy him as a character.

But Alicent and Criston DO have a complex and interesting relationship. And I think there's definitely something to be said about how people talk about them specifically compared to the other Targaryen characters. People who hate Alicent like to reduce her whole character down to her being petty and jealous of Rhaenyra for having "good sex", hypocritical, "white feminist", slept with Nyra's dad so she's a scheming bitch the whole time. Very much removing context and simplifying her down to nothing.

A similar thing can be said for how people talk about Criston. It's very easy to reduce him to just this petty incel lunatic, which feels unfair. Especially when Targaryen characters specifically are given miles of deference and nuance, despite their flaws like Aegon for example.

Going back to the writing, I think what got lost in show translation surrounding him killing Joffrey was circumstances surrounding Criston at the time— again, please don’t think I’m excusing it, I just think context matters— is how serious these characters (particularly Alicent and Criston) believe in the world that they're in. And it's not something that's truly emphasized in the writing.

It's not that Alicent is just jealous of Rhaenyra for "having a good sex life", but she truly believes that Rhaenyra is breaking laws that have existed for everyone else forever. (Having bastards is against the law, bastards inheriting IS against the law, putting a bastard on the throne would be super duper against the law). But what broke their friendship was that Rhaenyra lied about something serious, something Alicent would have protected and defended her over, and that cost her her father, the 1 person who was on her side in some small way. Subsequently, she became untrustworthy to Alicent.

And finally she snaps at Driftmark after years of being gaslit and essentially told that the rules that she's always had to abide by (bc it's the rules everyone else has to abide by) (and the rules that got her pimped out to a leper king and forced to have kids he wouldn't even care about), doesn't apply to Rhaenyra and the final straw is being told that the physical well being of her son doesn't matter as much as the hurt feelings of Rhaenyra's.

Circling back, Criston was fully expecting to die after he told Alicent what happened with Rhaenyra because because he broke his oaths and it's punishable by death— and he knows this has been enforced before. He was crumbling, mentally, believing that everything he worked for is gone only to then have his shame indirectly blackmailed/threatened by some guy he doesn't even know. And he snaps with the intent to commit suicide after. But it wasn't an attack out of homophobia, though. It would have happened regardless of who it was, it just happened to be Joffrey.

Why people like Alicent and Criston because they very much are a unit of non-Targaryens existing within the Targaryen family and will always be considered outsiders. (Criston especially is a racial minority within the world, being part Dornish, and who are not looked at favorably by the rest of the country). They've both tried to be a part of this family as best they can, been used by them. (There's definitely a case to be made, whether people like it or not, about the dubious consent surrounding Rhaenyra using her power to get Criston to sleep with her and whether or not he even had the power to refuse her. And part of what breaks him is knowing the 1 thing he had, his honor, was thrown away for something that didn't matter to Rhaenyra at all, even if she knew the consequences for him too.)

Criston is Alicent's person that's kind of just all hers, which matters a great deal to her after nearly a lifetime of never really having anyone that's on her side, exclusively, and hasn't tried to exploit her for their own personal gain. He's sworn to her and likewise, Alicent gives Criston renewed purpose in life. Even if we don't see it, we can absolutely infer that he stepped in with her children when they were being neglected by Viserys. He's probably the 1 person that Alicent has come to trust completely when it became very evident that she had no one else. In Alicent, Criston has found a sort of salvation, and there's this religious idealization of her. They're basically coworkers and kinda best friends and also kinda co-parents.

But that doesn't necessarily mean that he's her attack dog at the ready, as some people have claimed; the 1 time we to see her actually instruct him to do violence (take Luke's eye), he refuses and he goes to stop her from hurting Rhaenyra before being stopped by Daemon.

So what I mean by all this, is that I genuinely think there are a lot of complex things at work with Criston and his relationship with Alicent. That's not at all to say that you have to ship them and I understand why some people don't. I think it's a bit reductive to say that he's just this violent animal with nothing else interesting to think about.

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