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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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lazylittledragon · 11 months ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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pinkflames · 11 days ago

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"The first-" no bish 😭

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rynli · 4 months ago

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officer now is not the time to obsess about your sexuality

#disco Elysium #Harry du bois #Kim kitsuragi #de #harrykim #kimharry #can i Even tag this as ship lmao #fanart #meme #this is really cursed and I’m sorry #I saw the sticker where Harry is making half a heart and Kim is doing a thumbs up instead of completing it #and I was seized with inspiration #and woke up an hour later with a full painting #I CANT paint and I’m so mad that I somehow unlocked the ability for a shitpost #rynArts

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calmlb · 2 months ago

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“Chuuya wasn’t in Dark Era, why is he in this art??”

wdym, he’s right here 🤨

#this is obviously just a hc & not confirmed canon but i mean lbr… who ELSE would Dazai be playing video games with???#also Dazai basically only gets worked up enough to curse when it involves Chuuya sooo 😭#don’t even get me started on the symbolism of the way he’s wearing his coat-#anyway it’s one of my favorite hcs & it’s canon to me hehe :’)#rambling about bsd again #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #bsd dark era #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #bsd hcs

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flekh · 4 months ago

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gulag miku btw... what did she do 😔

#a mildly cursed way to enter this meme #hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku worldwide #brazilian miku #gulag #shes buryat if you even care #needed to get this out of my system #soviet miku #russian miku

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piowasthere · 4 months ago

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WTF IS SUNS EYE COLOR

all of the pictures used r official btw

this is one of the most inconsistent designs i have ever seen, chirst- and we're talking about the same series in which Scraptrap exists.

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stars-obsession-pit · 4 months ago

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The sound of John Constantine’s incredulous voice entered the meeting room before his body did. “Fight an Infinite Realms ghost? Are you insane?! Do you want to get us killed?”

Zatanna spun and almost snarled at him. “What would you have us do then, Constantine? Maybe you’re okay with sacrificing people sometimes, but we’re the heroes. We can’t just let it keep wreaking havoc. There’s no reported deaths yet, but we don’t know how long that’ll last.”

He leaned against the wall nonchalantly and lit a cigarette. “Well, what’s it yelling about?”

“What?”

He took a long drag before continuing. “Realms ghosts– they’re basically immune to our magic, but they’re easy marks if you know how to deal with ‘em. They all have some sort of Obsession. Just work with that and they’re remarkably simple to manipulate.” His voice turned to a grumble, “Doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge pain in the fucking ass sometimes though.”

Tapping some ash off his cigarette, he looked straight back into the room again. “So… what’re they yelling about?”

#John’s a conman who often deals with entities stronger than himself #i feel like DP ghosts (who in fanon have inherent Obsessions) could easily follow that trend #even if they’re hella dangerous otherwise. that obsession is something John can exploit #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #danny phantom x dc crossover #dpxdc john constantine #i debated including what the ghost was actually yeling about (probably the GIW’s crimes) but i decided to leave it open ended instead #if it was the GIW mentioned i’d probably have Constantine let out a curse in response and start to set up some sort of summoning ritual #…i gues i kinda ruined the open-endedness by saying that now though

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giarossin · 1 month ago

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istg the moment i saw jayce d**th threats i realised how much i overestimated cognitive abilities of this fandom. they were just happy to jump on a hate train without taking a second to comprehend what even happened. "his mind [fucking] suffered", viktor told y'all himself. not to mention what horrors he saw in arcane backrooms. not to mention viktor literally wanted him to destroy the hexcore before he became jesus and literally dumped him because he didn't do it.

#jayce haters will be shot on the spot #nobody has time and energy for yall #tbh after that viktor probably genuinely believed again he can do smth good with the cursed dark matter #but it all seemed like a simulation #nothing good ever came out of jayvik's separation #they shouldn't have left each other's side even for a SECOND #i love their story tho pls don't f it all up in act 3 #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 #arcane s2 spoilers #arcane season 2 #jayvik #vikjayce #jayce talis #jayce arcane #viktor arcane #machine herald #text

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eggfriedricedwasian · 1 month ago

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Red Hood stalking Tim Drake as Robin era but Titans Tower never happens.

Red Hood's watching from the shadows as Batman grills into Robin Tim about something he did. Robin Tim just nods along and says he'll be better and fix it with a faux guilty face on.

This pisses Jason off because of course Bruce chose a better listener and someone who wants to actually suck up to him and fix his mistakes. This rage makes him want to shoot him once he gets back to his house, but instead he gains respect for him.

Why?

When Tim gets back to Drake manor in his regular clothes, which is a whole lotta emo shit which gives Jason whiplash because -woah wtf. I thought this kid was a nepo baby?-, he throws his bag from school on the ground and starts just throwing shit in his room and screaming out curses.

"Fuck you Batman. "Do better Robin" "Bats don't do that Robin" "Blah blah blah""

"Look at me Im Batman. I can prance around in dark black clothing dressed as a furry punching people because it's morally acceptable to let your child soldier run around in neon traffic lights"

While all this is happening, Red Hood is watching from a branch of a tree outside his room recording(for blackmail) and staring in awe and new found respect for the Robin he used to hate.

Instead, the next time this kid is in trouble is when he makes his grand appearance to the bats and Dick is coming from Bludhaven to help.

So, when Dick and Bruce are panicking over getting Robin back from that week's villain of the week, Robin is already chilling eating Batburger on a rooftop in Crime Alley watching as Red Hood gives orders.

#tim drake #dc #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim really hates bruce in hus head but hes too nice in person #jason has never had more respect for a robin in his life #he does use the blackmail eventually #even when the rest of the family joins jason still favors tim over everything and no one knows why till he shows them the videos of tim #cursing out batman like a sailor #yes he has multiple videos

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 14 days ago

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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

#ASK ME #ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising #no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve #anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you #...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones #I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food #and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb #I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer #s #YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART #......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking

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palomalexa · 3 months ago

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Always inside your mind.

#hell yeah old men toxic yaoi #just Bill toying with his mind and heart until he's isolated from everyone and everything #so lovely #rotten to the core type of shit #even though Ford installed that metal thingie I'm a 100% sure he still holds the fear of Bill entering his mind again #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #billford #stanford pines #stanford fanart #bill cipher #krita #art #i think I'll post the original one without all the crazy shit #like i worked so hard to get the colors of his face right just to cover it up lmaoo #an artists curse #fanart #i love this rebirth of the fandom got me all hyperfixated on a kids show at 20

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frownyalfred · 9 months ago

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“oh I’m 100% human” says the Batkid who’s been inoculated against 76 different kinds of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, has built up immunity to almost anything Poison Ivy has created, routinely goes diving into the Gotham harbor on patrol, has been blessed/cursed by a variety of deities (depending on the kid), frequently picks up random/temporary powers from various missions, and operates at beyond peak human capabilities in combat, athleticism, and intelligence.

#Bruce is even worse #he says he’s human #but he’s been cursed and blessed so many times #and does things through sheer willpower #like that training routine ain’t human bro #sorry to tell you that #the whole batfamily prides themselves on being (mostly) human #and it’s barely true #it’s true of technicality #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #thoughts

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00bread · 1 year ago

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C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.

#cursed thought of the day #i am sorry #good omens #tbh this wasn't even meant to be good omens #crumbs

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mikelogan · 4 days ago

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