#cursed to put my hands on everything

[balangawa]

"Cursed to put my hands on everything."

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I finally finished Baldur's Gate 3 and my heart has never been so full of love for fiction as it is today 💛

I opened a Steam account for it and learned how to play, that's how compelling it is.

Did you play BG3? What happened in your adventure? If you want to know about mine ask away ✨

[maladaptive-menace]

i am almost 2k words into this new chapter and by god does it feel good to be writing again, i cannot wait to show you guys what i’m up to

however i’m thinking i might start posting in advance though - so since i’m currently working on 33, i won’t post it until i’ve done 34 and so on and so forth just so i can make it easier to plan stuff out and catch up on plot holes/missing parts/etc instead of hitting post about 2 minutes after finishing a chapter lmaooo

out of curiosity though, what are all of your favourite things to read in the fic? do you prefer the more serious existential stuff or silly goofy moments?? or if there are any suggestions/feedback i am all ears ((just be kind lmao i cry easily))

[shr3ktiddies]

"50 hours of gameplay and you're still not at baldur's gate? what are you doing?"

WELL IM SORRY THAT I HAVE THIS VISCERAL NEED TO OPEN EVERY CHESTS AND CRATES AND EXPLORE EVERY CREVICES ON THE DAMN MAP MAYBE IF YOU LET PPL ENJOY THE GAME HOWEVER THEY LIKE YOU'LL BE LESS MISERABLE

[crshelidon]

And we're picking that up. Of course we are.

[unhingedbutpretty]

"Do you have to touch everything?" from karma!

@mysticrosed Nyssala’s eyes widened in shock as a loud sploosh echoed through the chamber, gallons of thick, viscous blood pouring down from the ceiling. And there, right in the splash zone, stood Karma, her entire front soaked. For a brief moment, the world felt frozen, Nyssala staring in horror as the crimson liquid dripped from Karma’s hair, running down her armor in slow, slimy trails.

“Oh, no...” Nyssala whispered, stepping back in a weak attempt to distance herself from the disaster she caused.

Karma’s expression was unreadable for a moment, as if processing what just happened. Nyssala, on the other hand, was already panicking internally. Why did I touch it? Why couldn’t I just leave it alone? But her curiosity had, once again, gotten the better of her.

“Karma, I swear I didn’t — well, maybe I did... but I didn’t think it would do that!” Nyssala’s voice was frantic, hands gesturing wildly as she tried to explain herself. Sensing her partner’s growing irritation, she sheepishly grinned. “I mean... at least we know that, uh, touching that thing was... informative?”

Karma’s glare could’ve pierced through steel.

[a2zillustration]

Well then good thing my spellcasting modifier is intelligence and not wisdom

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[tamagotchikgs]

nauseous

[vmbrq]

ovulation horny is something neither ethan landry nor charlie walker is equipped to handle LMAOO

unless.

[thcmcnstcr]

@whomuses { Caedes }

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ— Evan hated the Underdark. The monastery was in its dark depths, for one thing; she knew the other monks could be around the corner at any point, knew that Zuggtmoy had eyes all over. She didn't know what the demon queen had told them about her, and it wasn't like she had much time to worry about her in the first place. This tadpole needed to get out of her head, and it needed to get out fast. Whatever this dream visitor was doing, she didn't trust it to be at no cost, and she didn't think it would remain indefinite.

Weird, when the demon queen of fungi fell to second priority. Evan found a weird satisfaction in the idea that the shift in her attention could bother her, at least. After everything she'd taken from her, making her angry was the least she was deserved.

Her attention shifted when she spotted Caedes heading straight for a branch of the sussur tree that wound around the area. She tried her best to be sneaky about the way she picked up the pace, acting as if she wanted to scout ahead by swiveling her head this way and that. He didn't seem all too open to blatant acts of assistance, but she could try and be a little more low-key in her helping him. She'd noticed him bumping into things more and more lately, and she felt a little guilty for not knowing how to help.

This was the perfect situation to remedy that. Not thinking about the fact that she was about a foot shorter than he was, she stretched herself on the side of the walkway to keep the branch from hanging in everyone's way, but especially Caedes', keeping up her very obvious surveillance performance up as she did.

[bloodsoakedurge]

I have decided to make a Christmas Tree for Balasar. Decorate it, if you would like!

[astranauticus]

tried to do an iberia squad clear of is3 and the game didnt give me a single medic voucher for the entire run and i somehow managed to beat isharmla??? what????

[maladaptive-menace]

Hello hello hellooooooo

I am now at like 6.5k words on this current chapter

I’m not sure how I feel about it so I may sit on it a while longer but eh

We’re makin moves baybeeee

[deer-watcher]

I must not stay up too late playing bg3 on a work night. Staying up too late playing bg3 on a work night is the mind-killer. Staying up too late playing bg3 on a work night is the little-death that brings total obliteration

[cerusee]

I scored a major win on my single-target grocery shopping today, insofar as I managed to buy lots and lots of fresh basil (hadn’t found that in like, the last three stores I looked in, which is reasonable, because it’s December and I live in the northern hemisphere), which I badly needed to make pesto, because my meal plan of the week entailed way more pesto than I had in the freezer, and commercial pesto is inedible. But also it was a major fail because during the shopping phase I blithely thought to myself that all I really needed was the basil—“I have shmancey olive oil, Parmesan cheese, and walnuts at home” I assured myself—and accordingly did not shop for Really Nice Olive Oil And Parmesan Cheese. Which, dear readers, I did not have enough of, on either front. As I discovered! Of course! once I was home and midway into cooking.

[wrlckd]

Good morning dash! It's my birthday today, so my activity will be a little sporadic!! I'll be back to regular scheduled tomfoolery later tonight ❤️

[overwhelmed-frog]

my best friend is about to finish her first bg3 playthrough and is currently around 70 hours in. I’m also on my first playthrough and just released the nightsong in act 2. I’m at 146 hours. I truly can’t fathom how she has gotten through things so quickly in comparison. there’s so many things to see! people to talk to! vases to look in! crates to look in. can’t forget skeletons to loot. vases to look in. mushrooms and plants to forage. vases to look in. opulent chests to open. more vases to look in. oh, and vases to lo