#curious goods

[fridaythe13ththeseries]

Found on Facebook

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[pepperstasia-beaverhausen]

The Inheritance: The premier episode in which our heroes assault a child & steal her doll

Dude. What a fantastic first episode, no lie. But my title is keeping it 💯 because that's what happens. For real, though, what a great way to meet our awesome trio & the titular Uncle Lewis, amiright?

We get to see Lewis dragged to hell, meet Micki's douchelord fiance Lloyd, then the bash em over the head meet cute of Micki & Ryan, Jack coming to collect payment

And holding up Micki & Ryan with a goddamned sword after they've sold off all the items & inform him that Lewis had gone to that great coven in the beyond. Micki's constant bralessness & Ryan's comic book obsession is established, along with Jack being the most awesome Wiccan pimp who growls diablery this side of anywhere.

Also, EVIL DOLL! Baby Sarah Polley doing the absolute most with her menacing side eye after the doll Vita kills her stepmother in one of the most hilarious death scenes ever put to film. Our heroes busting into her house after a failed attempt to retrieve Miss Vita the night before. Like y'all do not know this family & just crash in guns (Micki's awesome unfettered rack) a blazing.

Exhibit A. You guyyyyysss. So anyhoover, the final showdown is amazeballs. Micki getting terrorized on the playground, Ryan's master of the obvious "don't let go!" line, then of course, the child assault as Ryan snags that doll while whipping lil Sarah Polley off the merry go round like a boss. Mission Accomplished. Chef's motherfucking kiss.

And thus began my long, decades old love affair with this gem of syndicated Canadian television that spawned a pantload of smutty fanfic penned by yours truly & multiple hours of genuinely entertained laughter. Viva le Friday the 13th: The Series, bro namaths. From here to eternity.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whatever the result is, I will attempt to recreate it as a drawing!

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[broke-bruce-wayne]

I feel like Tumblr is a more anonymous social media site compared to others, so I was curious about this. If more than one option is true, pick the one furthest up on the list

[ssalballoon]

rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you think the Withereds will be in the FNAF 2 movie?

[time-woods]

they invented love even if they didn't know it at the time, maybe who ever looks upon this star will find its meaning and learn its history, but for now all it is is a sound with feeling attached. All words come from somewhere and some from the heart,

angels and stars really just do somethin to me man

[fridaythe13ththeseries]

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that

gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse

aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*

gabriel: :D

-later-

crowley, returning with coffee: angel?

gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back

crowley, heads to the back room: thanks

[pepperstasia-beaverhausen]

Micki & Ryan are outlaws & I will die on this hill

Gangstas

Really. The numerous, varied B&Es they pull off in pursuit of cursed objects alone support my point. They have zero love for the fuzz & I am here for it.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

this is for the letterboxd girliess(gn) lol

so on letterboxd you can sort films by their popularity, so go to the very last page and click on the last film there to tell you how many others have watched it!

also please reblog/reply with what the film (or series lol) is!

[copperpipes]

A wild signal appears

A wild bot appears

"You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!" *drags away giggling*

[hellsitegenetics]

i'm only 14, however i didn't understand this gimmick blog last year, since i hadn't learned about it in school.

i bring great news, i have been enlightened bro

i can now enjoy this blog to the fullest extent.

i feel like a fish who had been trapped in a bowl introduced to the splendor that is his home, the ocean

thank you

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