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tony-andonuts · 7 months ago

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I think its The End Of My Pete Era

#its been a nice year and a half almost but it has finally gone bland on me #not sure where to go next but im liking the red streaks coming out from the black fading #entirely conflicted between neon green and purble....#ive done both and i like em alot #esp green with summer coming up...m #hold on i need to show yall a ref that got me thinking for a hot ass minute #tony speaks #nvm cant find it 😭#it was the nightmare enterprises guy from hoshi no kaabii with a middle part and green in the middle #like girl.....#cunty as FUCK!!

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esmeamesart · 6 months ago

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Fake complicated women when a real complicated woman pulls up !

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rendevok · 5 months ago

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Act I ~ The Prince

A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #nmbb24 #happy nrmt big bang!!! there are two more of these…..#but you’ll have to wait for them #fan art #aa #ace attorney #dick gumshoe #maya fey #manfred von karma #…bro is creeping…#wHEEWWWW ok took me a bazillion years to catch up with my day but HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE:#the border is intended to be read in counter clockwise direction #so: top -> left -> bottom -> right #and YES the sun and the moon are intentionally associated with the attorney's and prosecutor's badges respectively #phoenix and miles are our sun and moon throughout this story so be sure to look for that in the fic too!!#this style was very experimental for me but i wanted it to mimic the feeling of a tapestry hence me referring to it that way #i WISH this was fabric that would be sick as fuck #i will eventually share a proper breakdown of the thoughts and intentions behind everything but for now...#im gonna miss Phoenix’s cloak bc im obsessed with the design actually. wish that thing was real too #miles is my cunty little bitchboy in this wearing his thousand pound fur coat and the suitor stompy boots #if you thought that was a rug and went Oh. ...that was on purpose :^)))))#rendevok #id in alt text

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scurvyboy · 22 days ago

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PLEASE MORE FIDDLESTAN BEING MESSY they do not make each other better they make each other WORSE.

fidds took the break up really bad

#he was NOT coping well #also he hated the portal and wanted to fuck it up for everyone #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddlestan #myart #i love you cult leader fiddleford #you're so cool and crazy and cunty #i CAN'T draw the memory gun #don't worry about it

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araneapeixes · 10 months ago

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Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage

#GUYS HELPP ive been looking at this too long i cant tell anymore if its even good #as usual i kinda like the sketch better ripppppp but it was nice to finish something #anyways my previous point still stands: whoever wins does get to fuck shadowheart in the bathroom #some details i want ppl to notice: lae'zels dogtags and army pants #karlachs cigarette pack sleeve. bc shes a handsome guy:)#also astarions cunty earring anddd i replaced shaddys hair accessory with a punky spikey one #and ummm my Tav is wearing a rainbow bracelet:) bc theyre gay #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #lae'zel #karlach #karlach cliffgate #shadowheart #bg3 tav #ren #tadfools #the tadfools #i rly think i fucked up laezels face shape but by the time i realised it was too late #wow mayb ill use a ref next time?? whaaaat??

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alolan-persians · 8 months ago

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hey guys now that mr qi is officially on some glitchy 4th wall breaking hidden creepypasta bullshit can we finally make him the tumblr sexyman he's always deserved to be

#mr qi #he is so fucking cunty and yet. and yet the scores of hoes do not care #fucking look at him!!!! hes sparkly and mysterious and fat what more could u possibly want #sdv 1.6 spoilers #stardew valley

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 9 months ago

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No one can throw shade like Vincent fucking Price.

Columbo; Lovely But Lethal 03x01 (1973)

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bitchslapblastoids · 2 months ago

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you guys you guys you GUYS!!!! these are the same person

they are the same person!!!!

and this may seem like a shitpost but i'm actually feeling quite emotional about it

#he has come so far!!!!!!!!!! his growth arc is so SPECIAL #I’m so lame about this and sorry to be dramatic but like FUCK I’m so glad he’s alive and made it to today #and gets to be this goofy cunty playful self whenever he wants to be #dan howell #dan and phil

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longingquiet · 16 days ago

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gay disaster peepaw aka daniel molloy

a treat for @fagcinating

#fun little gifset #tried to capture what i thought were peepaws gayest moments #obvs some iconic ones #then just a couple were i thought he looked extra cunty #whilst simultaneously fighting with my screen recorder and photoshop #gonna work out what’s fucking with the quality tbh - might be time to stop using my illegal photoshop #and swap to the up to date software i can get from work #iwtv #daniel molloy #eric bogosian #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire #megan makes

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renonv · 1 month ago

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Dancing with the bulls Part 2!

☀️ Part 1

Was messing around with Jester bull Design and felt inspired to continue the comic again, I’m having lots of fun w this one so I’ll get back to it once done w work art 🫡

#hetalia #aph romano #aph south italy #hws romano #hws south italy #aph spain #hws spain #spamano #cardverse au #cardverse #hetalia cardverse #really happy w art in this one #also good luck Romano 🙏#ALSO MAKING IT CANON IN THIS AU that Aces have the ability to magically alter their armor bc it’s cunty as FUCK #also if there’s any typos I will Kms I keep rereading but dyslexia got hands

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crustycrackhead · 3 months ago

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Gideon always liked the way Kremy looked when he smoked, but like in an ironic way, of course. Noticed how the burning embers perfectly reflecting in his golden eyes, Gideon Nathaniel Coal, was never a man of flowery poetry… but for Kremy, his buddy ol’ pal, he can’t help but think he’s as beautiful as a sunset in autumn.

Kremy and Gideon make me miserable and sad and I cry at nights for them— I don’t need them to have sex, I need them to be like… okay 😭, like damn, bitches can never win, I hate them, I hate them (I love them but they make me suffer)

Also this drawing started because I was inspired by this one author on AO3: Never_Eat_Sour_Wheat, @pedal-mail , I love their writing sm! They inspired me to draw this lil Drabble lol 🚶🚶🚶

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newvision · 11 months ago

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Will answering “part of me will always want to” when Jack asks him if he’ll slip away with Hannibal is actually an insane thing to say cause at any other point during the show before that episode Jack would not have wanted Will to get this close to Hannibal. But now he needs him to!!!!!!!!!!!!! So he is forced to accept the part of Will that is fascinated by the very reason Hannibal is supposed to go to prison, his cruelty & violence, and therefore also that part of Hannibal. Will might as well have said “I wanna eat people with this guy and that’s the very reason why you need me to help you”. And the next scene is him being petty and jealous towards Hannibal’s wife. How did Jack not quit after one single day of working this case

#will is soooo cunty in dolce idc #idk he just stopped giving a fuck about pretending not to be obsessed with Hannibal #and Jack being forced to listen to it lmao imagine almooooost catching the killer you’ve worked years to catch and the only person who #might succeed is like haha love this guy soooo much #the man that you are Jack Crawford #the patience he has is truly impressive #emmys thoughts on Hannibal #hannibal #nbc Hannibal #hannigram #will Graham #hannibal Lecter

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p4nishers · 1 year ago

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"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit

#nothing is too gay for me at all but that fucking scene is so unreal to me like its just so fucking cunty and fucking like shit like this #happens in basically EVERY cishet movie/series but never in queer ones and i am going INSANE good this show #i cant shut up abt how much i love it and i wont #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #go s2 #ineffable spouses

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eggwishing · 1 year ago

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