#culkin dreams

[cvntoid]

i had a wild Culkin-related dream last night. it was so vivid and weird lol, but anyway - on to the dream.

Macauley and Rory were making some appearance at a low-key con of some kind at my state's fairgrounds. i was there wandering around and saw them, and seeing as i'm totally fucking in love with them both (and Kieran, who did not show up), i shyly approached Macauley as he was about to enter a building and told him, "scuse me, sorry - i know this is super cliche, but i think you're absolutely gorgeous and i'm a huge fan."

he sort of nodded and lit a cigarette and thanked me, but then went on a weird tangent about how when he was younger he witness an extremely traumatic child death, and how it still fucks him up. i was like, oh... fuck, man, that's fucked up, i'm sorry.

after that he lightened up and walked me to Rory, and through some weird dream logic we all started holding hands. they decided i could date both of them since they're two of my celebrity hall-passes (this is in fact true) and their partners were down with them occasionally getting side action (this is not true, remember - this is my dream).

so we spent this long lazy day cuddling and holding hands and sharing these chaste little kisses, and Rory let me play with his hair and i buried my nose in it (this is something i do to my husband constantly btw, smelling your lover's hair is intoxicating).

eventually we approached this cave and Macauley smiled at me and kissed me and waved goodbye. it was becoming clear that we were "sharing a dream" together, and once Rory and i reached the end of this cavelike tunnel, we would wake up and basically part forever. Rory and i were holding hands and being extremely affectionate and at the end, he teared up and explained that he'd fallen in love with me in this weird timeless dreamspace and he didn't want to wake up yet. we clutched each other and then i knew i had to go, so i tumbled over this black edge and woke up into an entirely different dream in which i was living in another world in another house in the middle of the night.

super fun! super weird. just as an aside, i'm an extremely vivid and constant dreamer and i might use this blog to not only write porn but record my dreams under a tag (imaginatively named "cuntoid dreams").

anyway if you read this far, cool! see you later! and i promise i fully intend to post way more often and actually provide content - the past couple months have been stuffed fucking FULL of family events, birthdays, and work drama. so don't give up on me, folks!

[milkluvr333]

Not pleased with the lack of new fics for my fav characters (hyper fixations) lately. The withdrawals are eating me alive

[sequentialprophet]

"I won too" Alright, Needy 🙄 (link)

[dinner-partys]

if i watch a random movie for my celebrity crush... am i a whore?

[rainjupiter4444]

Guys in horror I think deserve more hype

#1

Rory culkin

I think so many people hate him just because scream 4 is considered a new generation scream movie but I love scream 4 also I think Rory in scream 4 playing Charlie was amazing, the scene when he stabs Kirby was such a good reveal. I also think Rory is so hot and good at playing awkward people🤭

#2

any of the guys from the bowers gang from IT (2017)

Ok for this one heavy on Owen Teague and Nicholas Hamilton I think they both did such amazing jobs at playing their characters. There was a lot of stuff left out of the movies for good reason the book is very disturbing but I think they all did good at giving their characters personality. I think Owen Teague did a great job playing Patrick because people were so scared when they heard he was going to be in the movie because of how intense his character is in the book but I think he still gave Patrick his sense of psycho personality with facial expressions with what they could include in the movie. Also pretty much all of them are hot or cute in their own way💋

#3

 bill skarsgård

I think bill skarsgård is a phenomenal actor especially in horror he played pennywise so good in it 2017 and 2019. I think he really brings his characters to life and has a deep understanding of how to lure people in and then scare them such as how pennywise is so enticing in IT. I also think he is very cute and funny during interviews. He’s in #3 because I think he is pretty popular but he is perfect so🤷‍♀️.Theirs more reasons but I can’t think of them right now🤭

#4

Ashley zuckerman (in fear street)

I know this man is in his 40s but god damn is he fine that’s mostly why he is on this list but I think nick goodes character in fear street was very well thought out from the second movie where he is played by Ted Sutherland and in the rest of the movies when he is played by this lovely guy. IKNOW he is suposed to be evil but tbh he liked ziggy from when he was 16 in the movies to when he is around 40 that man is a keeper if I’ve ever seen one. I also like the fact that we really don’t know nick goode is the killer until fear street pt 2 and 3. Also I think the fear street fandom needs to come back because they are literally some of my fav movies and their is a new one coming out in 2025🤭🤭

#5

Fred Hechinger (in fear street)

I think Simon in fear street is so cute and quirky I think he shouldn’t have gotten killed off so fast he was my fav character the first time I watched it and still is. I think his character is supposed to be the comic relief person but I think him and Kate were the most relatable characters in the movie and ofc they were the ones to get killed off. He is so cute and funny in the movie and he feels like would be the best friend that would flirt with you or complement you all the time🤭

[xvmgnhao]

Masterlist

Jenna Ortega

First

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

A Case of Jealousy

Seventeen

Mingyu

Brat

Vernon

Pool Party

Scream Franchise

Chad Meeks-Martin

Found

Tara Carpenter

Found

NCT

Ten Lee

Fake

Riize

Anton Lee

Best Friend

Katseye

Daniela

After Her

Sophia

After Her

Megan

Secret Love

Manon

In Between Lines

[thetravelersoul]

[fish-n-ships]

When I mentioned my obsession with Kieran Culkin to my therapist, she called him "very pretty" and then I showed her a drawing I did of him the other day and again called him "so pretty" lol she's on my side with this one

The drawing:

[forever-not-gonna-sink]

Oh to be in Oslo wearing a Mayhem shirt with Rory

[robbinggoodfellows]

had a dream that kieran culkin came to my prom but i was forced to kill him because he was shorter than me

[amayalul]

to whoever said that rory culkin should be featured in the bear as carmy's cousin...

YOU'RE SO RIGHT AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[vampirism-with-the-tism]

had another ebogo dream a couple nights ago where i was working on set of a project starring him and glen powell (in a massive ensemble cast). i was really nervous to talk to eric for some reason but he was very friendly. (we were also sharing a hotel room, with two other people, and only two beds!! full fanfic mode). i ended up having a heart-to-heart with glen powell about my nerves and also just life and goals and he was so helpful and sweet and encouraging. 😂 i had been folding copies of my gender envy zine that day, which features both of them, so it makes sense to me but keeps making me laugh. i still don't fully understand my thing about glen powell but i just feel strongly that he is secretly deeply weird and i would like him a lot.

[xvmgnhao]

hey guys can y’all send drabble requests sorry i’ve been inactive i just started college

[milkluvr333]

@dreamlandcreations @bakerstreethound

First, I'm not trying to be mean, I understand that writing is a safe space so y'all are both getting defensive because y'all might not understand the joke. I'm just addressing what you both said. I'm sorry you aren't getting the engagement you might deserve because I think most fanfic writers are incredibly talented that's why I read fanfic in the first place. However, this post was completely satire and simply not that serious. Everyone who liked reblogged, and replied to this post understood it to be a joke so for the ones who didn't I want to clear some things up.

This post is a JOKE not meant to be taken seriously at all everyone else understood that laughed and moved on even fanfic writers. You are frustrated by your lack of engagement but your frustration is misplaced because that has nothing to do with me or this post at all.

I'm sorry y'all are getting bullied and anon hate I know that writing fanfic is a hobby and V therapeutic for fanfic writers as well as fanfic readers (like me) no one deserves to be bullied for doing something they like if it's not hurting anyone else. Fuck the people that bully fanfic writers but again that has nothing to do with me or this post. I've never bullied or left hate to ya'll or anyone else.

Again I'm sorry you're not getting the engagement you want but that has nothing to do with me or this post I don't think I've ever seen y'all account before but if I read something you wrote and liked it I would definitely reblog and support. For every fanfic that I read and like, I support the writers by liking and reblogging. I may not comment but that is only because I'm autistic and social interaction is hard for me. When I have to interact with people first it gives me too much anxiety so I stay to myself and just like and reblog. Supporting writers is why I made this account and you would see that if you scrolled down my blog.

I don't write fanfics and I'm not going to simply because I don't want to I prefer reading other people's work and seeing the incredible stories they create, but I'm also not seriously demanding anyone to write fanfics and I've never called anyone's fanfics or the "options" unsatisfactory. Some of the fandoms I'm in have been kinda dry lately so I made a joke about it. The joke literally was that I binged all the fanfics about my favorite characters (hyperfixations) and that I was going crazy with withdrawals because there was nothing left to read which is an exaggeration but that's part of the joke. I referenced the Kim K pic cause it's an iconic pop culture moment which everyone made fun of her for. Kim K who was born rich and has never worked for any of her success is saying that other people need to stop being lazy and work for their success the irony is that I could simply not be lazy and write the fanfics that I want to read until the fandoms pick back up but I'm jokingly saying fanfic writers shouldn't be lazy and write something. IT'S A JOKE. SATIRE. IRONY.

Not pleased with the lack of new fics for my fav characters (hyper fixations) lately. The withdrawals are eating me alive

[bun-after-dark]

I’ve got a thing for face paint. Apparently.

[thegreateyeofsauron]

There was a Tonight Show interview with Macaulay Culkin where decades later he was still doing the Home Alone screaming pose because he found out it's actually a very comfortable pose for him to be in and it's now his default resting face. He even had his hands on his temples throughout the entire interview too