#culkin dreams

[cum-a-calla]

i had a wild Culkin-related dream last night. it was so vivid and weird lol, but anyway - on to the dream.

Macauley and Rory were making some appearance at a low-key con of some kind at my state's fairgrounds. i was there wandering around and saw them, and seeing as i'm totally fucking in love with them both (and Kieran, who did not show up), i shyly approached Macauley as he was about to enter a building and told him, "scuse me, sorry - i know this is super cliche, but i think you're absolutely gorgeous and i'm a huge fan."

he sort of nodded and lit a cigarette and thanked me, but then went on a weird tangent about how when he was younger he witness an extremely traumatic child death, and how it still fucks him up. i was like, oh... fuck, man, that's fucked up, i'm sorry.

after that he lightened up and walked me to Rory, and through some weird dream logic we all started holding hands. they decided i could date both of them since they're two of my celebrity hall-passes (this is in fact true) and their partners were down with them occasionally getting side action (this is not true, remember - this is my dream).

so we spent this long lazy day cuddling and holding hands and sharing these chaste little kisses, and Rory let me play with his hair and i buried my nose in it (this is something i do to my husband constantly btw, smelling your lover's hair is intoxicating).

eventually we approached this cave and Macauley smiled at me and kissed me and waved goodbye. it was becoming clear that we were "sharing a dream" together, and once Rory and i reached the end of this cavelike tunnel, we would wake up and basically part forever. Rory and i were holding hands and being extremely affectionate and at the end, he teared up and explained that he'd fallen in love with me in this weird timeless dreamspace and he didn't want to wake up yet. we clutched each other and then i knew i had to go, so i tumbled over this black edge and woke up into an entirely different dream in which i was living in another world in another house in the middle of the night.

super fun! super weird. just as an aside, i'm an extremely vivid and constant dreamer and i might use this blog to not only write porn but record my dreams under a tag (imaginatively named "cuntoid dreams").

anyway if you read this far, cool! see you later! and i promise i fully intend to post way more often and actually provide content - the past couple months have been stuffed fucking FULL of family events, birthdays, and work drama. so don't give up on me, folks!

[the-chamber-of-hoes]

Not pleased with the lack of new fics for my fav characters (hyper fixations) lately. The withdrawals are eating me alive

[dinner-partys]

if i watch a random movie for my celebrity crush... am i a whore?

[rainjupiter4444]

Guys in horror I think deserve more hype

#1

Rory culkin

I think so many people hate him just because scream 4 is considered a new generation scream movie but I love scream 4 also I think Rory in scream 4 playing Charlie was amazing, the scene when he stabs Kirby was such a good reveal. I also think Rory is so hot and good at playing awkward people🤭

#2

any of the guys from the bowers gang from IT (2017)

Ok for this one heavy on Owen Teague and Nicholas Hamilton I think they both did such amazing jobs at playing their characters. There was a lot of stuff left out of the movies for good reason the book is very disturbing but I think they all did good at giving their characters personality. I think Owen Teague did a great job playing Patrick because people were so scared when they heard he was going to be in the movie because of how intense his character is in the book but I think he still gave Patrick his sense of psycho personality with facial expressions with what they could include in the movie. Also pretty much all of them are hot or cute in their own way💋

#3

 bill skarsgård

I think bill skarsgård is a phenomenal actor especially in horror he played pennywise so good in it 2017 and 2019. I think he really brings his characters to life and has a deep understanding of how to lure people in and then scare them such as how pennywise is so enticing in IT. I also think he is very cute and funny during interviews. He’s in #3 because I think he is pretty popular but he is perfect so🤷‍♀️.Theirs more reasons but I can’t think of them right now🤭

#4

Ashley zuckerman (in fear street)

I know this man is in his 40s but god damn is he fine that’s mostly why he is on this list but I think nick goodes character in fear street was very well thought out from the second movie where he is played by Ted Sutherland and in the rest of the movies when he is played by this lovely guy. IKNOW he is suposed to be evil but tbh he liked ziggy from when he was 16 in the movies to when he is around 40 that man is a keeper if I’ve ever seen one. I also like the fact that we really don’t know nick goode is the killer until fear street pt 2 and 3. Also I think the fear street fandom needs to come back because they are literally some of my fav movies and their is a new one coming out in 2025🤭🤭

#5

Fred Hechinger (in fear street)

I think Simon in fear street is so cute and quirky I think he shouldn’t have gotten killed off so fast he was my fav character the first time I watched it and still is. I think his character is supposed to be the comic relief person but I think him and Kate were the most relatable characters in the movie and ofc they were the ones to get killed off. He is so cute and funny in the movie and he feels like would be the best friend that would flirt with you or complement you all the time🤭

[angelsanarchy]

Fever Dreams: Mike x Y/N One Shot Series PRT 26

Tagging: @icarus-star @chainsawgvtsfvck @romanroyapoligist @liquidsmoothdomme @madamemaximoff06 @drazenka @blacksoul-27 @444rockstargf @kappasbbgirl @luzclarita57 @tempt-ress @starry-eyed-wild-child

Mike hadn't stopped thinking about that night with Y/n since it happened. She had opened up a lot more since then and was more receptive to his advances now that they had fucked. He still went by the bar almost every other night to get a drink and play a few games. She had started texting him throughout the day now which he enjoyed.

She knew his routes better than anyone so she knew when to text and when he needed to focus so he didn't get himself caught up. He felt like things were in a good place right now.

"Jesus you look like a pathetic puppy dog smiling at your phone." Leff said with disgust.

"Come on now Leffy! The ol boys in love." Sicky teased.

"Are you done? Can I go now?" Mike asked heading for the door.

"Get the hell out of here. Just looking at you makes me want to slit my own throat." Leff waved his hand and Mike paid him no mind. He had sent Y/n a text letting her know he was on his way but she hadn't responded.

When he rounded the corner where the bar was, all he could see was red and blue lights. The place was swarmed with cops. Mike paused for a moment thinking maybe there was some sort of bust but when he noticed Y/n sitting on the bumper of an ambulance while an EMT looked at her head. Mike jogged towards her and she put her hand up.

"What the hell happened?!" He asked in a panic.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. Just a little bump on the head." Y/n played it off.

"Ma'am you were unconscious for over 20 minutes. You probably have a concussion." The EMT explained.

"What happened?" Mike asked again.

"Some guys tried to rob the place. I had headphones in and didn't hear them come in. They didn't get much so- OW!" She flinched as they put a band aid over a cut above her eyebrow.

"You need an MRI and probably a couple stitches." The EMT started writing on his clipboard.

"Absolutely not. I'm fine. I've been knocked in the head before." Y/n shooed them away but Mike put his hand on her shoulder.

"Y/n your pupils are blown out. You definitely have a concussion. You should listen to the EMT's." Mike insisted but Y/n made a face at him.

"If you refuse medical advice, you should at least have someone stay with you so you don't slip into a coma." Mike listened intently and put his hand up.

"I'll stick with her, that won't be a problem." Y/n looked over at him and chuckled. She signed the paperwork and finished the report with the cops before Mike started leading her to her car in the lot. He opened her door and she shook her head.

"You don't have to drive me home. I can manage." She said with a laugh.

"Don't be a pain in the ass." He sighed. Usually she would argue with him but her head hurt too much to battle. She got into the passenger seat and he drove towards her apartment. She watched how careful he was with her, helping her out of the car, opening the front door and running to the fridge to grab a bottle of water for her to take something for her migraine. She thought when she started stripping for her shower that he would take off but when she came out of the bathroom, her sheets were pulled down, pillows fluffed and lights dimmed. She noticed medication sitting on the nightstand as she threw a shirt over her head and walked out into her living room to see him kicked back on the couch.

"You stayed?" She said confused. He sat up tucking his hair behind his ear.

"Well yeah. I'm not going to leave you to your own devices after being mugged." Mike was surprised by her confusion. Y/n rolled her eyes as she walked over to plop down next to him.

"I promise you I'm going to be fine. This is not the first time I've been knocked around. You don't have to worry so much." She smiled at him as he let his thumb trace over the bruise that was now forming near her eyebrow where the cut was.

"Trust me, I know if there's one person who doesn't need to be taken care of, it's you. Just humor me okay? I'd be a nervous wreck all night if I left you by yourself tonight. I'll give you your space but please just let me keep an eye out." Mike sounded like he was pleading and Y/n took his hand into her own.

"You're kind of sweet on me huh?" She teased.

"Of course not. Clearly I'm addicted to the incredible sex we had that one time." Mike joked. Y/n couldn't help but smile at him.

"You can stay but you have to sleep in the bedroom with me. I'm not going to let you crash on my couch. Besides if I go into a seizure or something, you won't know." She tried to joke but Mike seemed worried as she took his hand and led him towards the bedroom.

"How are you feeling? Light headed? Dizzy? Nauseous?" Mike pushed the door closed behind himself as they started getting settled into her bed.

"Dizzy with a migraine but no nausea. I honestly feel more stupid than anything physical." Mike scrunched his face in confusion.

"Why the hell do you feel stupid?" He sat down on the side of the bed.

"Because I was stupid enough to let myself get so distracted, I forgot where I was and let someone get the upper hand on me. I'm not usually that fast and loose with my surroundings." She rubbed the skin above the butterfly bandage and winced.

"Y/n, this is New York. Shitty people exist but you can't walk around thinking someone's going to try and rob you all the time. It would drive you crazy." Mike was a bit more naive than Y/n. She knew that he wasn't as hard pressed as she was about the shitty people that they surrounded themselves with but once you work in the drug business, you know its important to keep your head on a swivel.

"You're zoning out on me. You good?" He snapped her from her thoughts and she rolled her eyes before grabbing his arm and putting it around her. They laid back in the bed, Y/n cuddling into Mike's chest as she got comfortable.

"I was wrong." She sighed. Mike leaned his head up.

"About what?" He asked curiously.

"Dating you...I really want to date you." She confessed feeling the chuckle escape from his chest.

"That's the head wound talking I'm sure." Mike teased but she lifted her head to look at him.

"Well then you should wait until tomorrow before you ask me again. My brains will have settled from that bit of rattling that happened today." She smirked and his smile melted from his face.

"You're serious...you want me to ask you on a date?" He asked with full seriousness.

"Tomorrow." She patted his chest before resting her head back in the crook of his arm and chest so she could listen to his heart beat faster. She had enjoyed being this close to Mike. After they hooked up, something about being close to him made her more relaxed, made her less stressed out about all the things that made her life difficult. Something about him brought her peace and she was too exhausted to keep denying him or fighting it.

[cocaineheartz]

hunger hurts but i want him so bad

[random-comfort]

When I mentioned my obsession with Kieran Culkin to my therapist, she called him "very pretty" and then I showed her a drawing I did of him the other day and again called him "so pretty" lol she's on my side with this one

The drawing:

[forever-not-gonna-sink]

Oh to be in Oslo wearing a Mayhem shirt with Rory

[amayalul]

to whoever said that rory culkin should be featured in the bear as carmy's cousin...

YOU'RE SO RIGHT AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[laurapalmersdiary]

[xvmgnhao]

hey guys can y’all send drabble requests sorry i’ve been inactive i just started college

[hyprunivers]

Dear Tumblr,

I need help writing the script for The Godfather Part 4: Rise of the Gamer.

I know we can do this.

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

And he would be correct

he think everything a fucking game

[angelsanarchy]

Fever Dreams: Mike x Y/N One Shot Series PRT 24

Tagging: @icarus-star @chainsawgvtsfvck @romanroyapoligist @liquidsmoothdomme @madamemaximoff06 @drazenka @blacksoul-27 @444rockstargf @kappasbbgirl @luzclarita57 @tempt-ress @starry-eyed-wild-child

Mike and Y/n had gone back to texting almost every other day. Whenever he wanted to see her, he would go to the diner across the street from the bar to grab lunch. They had a decent club sandwich and he could keep an eye out for her as she started setting up for the evening rush.

He hadn't noticed her walk into the diner until she slid into his booth and stole a french fry.

"So are you going to keep stalking me without coming over to say hi or?" Y/n asked with a smirk.

"I'm not stalking, I'm eating lunch. I just happen to enjoy this view" He returned the smile. She stole another one of his fries and he gently pushed the basket closer to her.

"You really should let me set you up with my girlfriend Lillie. She would be perfect for you." Mike laughed into his napkin at the statement.

"Yeah? How do you figure?" Mike didn't look up from his food.

"She's cute, feisty and loves all things cowboy so she'd be on you in a heartbeat if you wore your hat." Y/n chuckled wiggling her eyebrows at him.

"Come on Mike, work with me here." Y/n could see he wasn't biting.

"Why are you so dead set on pawning me off on someone else when I've already made my intentions clear?" Mike asked sipping his drink.

"Because...I'm a mess and you deserve someone who at least has their shit together, not just someone who provides sex every once in a while." Mike shook his head at her.

"Maybe I like a mess? The sex isn't so bad either." He joked making her click her tongue to her teeth.

"Seriously, I don't see you as a mess Y/n. If I'm being honest, I see you as someone who has their shit together more than most, someone who's fun and not afraid to take risks. You're sexy as hell, confident-" Y/n wiped her hand over his mouth.

"God do you usually get this puppy dog after a handjob?" She teased him. He laughed putting his hand over hers and holding onto it.

"Nah, I can get a handjob anywhere. I just want it to be your hand." He looks down at their hands together and he smiles.

"I like shit like this. The simple shit. Holding hands, eating a meal with you, going out and shooting the shit." Mike explained.

"But if you're only willing to give me crumbs every once in a while, I'll take them. You're worth the wait." He smirked at her seeing a slight blush.

"Shut up. You sound like a lap dog." She ruffled his hair.

"Well you know how much I love eating your pussy." He slurps his drink and Y/n feels goosebumps on her thighs. He does eat pussy really well, she'll give him that.

She wanted to give Mike more but she was worried. She knew he had pain in his life and she didn't want to add to it.

She also knew that the work he does is dangerous and distractions could get him killed. She knew that Leff didn't like them together but she knew it had less to do with her and more to do with the fact that Mike was clearly a hopeless romantic and the moment he was swept up in a relationship, he would get careless.

She couldn't help but want to spend time with him though. She let him hold onto her hand as he finished eating his lunch and once his phone rang, she knew it was Leff calling him back to the garage.

"See you later?" Mike asks hopeful. Y/n smiles at him and kisses the corner of his mouth.

"You know where to find me." She walked out of the diner back towards the bar and bit her lip. This stupid man has her all sorts of twisted.

[xxjessabugxx]

And after when the Muppets movie was done, we got to go to this amazing event. I loved this event so much too! Macaulay was really wonderful with his fans and very interactive too . I hope he comes back again . I can’t believe I saw Macaulay Culkin in person 😍 wow #homealone #excited #macaulayculkin #dreamsdocometrue

[jmunneytumbler]

Number of Appearances by Public Figures and Fictional Characters in My Dreams in 2023

CREDIT: Golden State Warriors/Screenshot; Rutgers Athletics/Screenshot (NOTE: In my dreams, celebrities often appear as conflations of themselves and the characters they play. So if a dream takes place in a movie or TV show, then its characters are usually also the actors that play them. There a few exceptions, though: animated characters generally are not counted this way, as they don’t tend to…