#cuccumber

[ricricswert]

(via "Vegan AF Cute Cucumber" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by ricricswert)

Vegan As F*ck

[jitteryjive]

as i rework crime express and give some characters some much needed redesigns, i think to actually keep track of them… LOL! mason hasn’t exactly gotten a redesign, other than very small changes, but julius is definitely getting the biggest revamp out of everyone because he had a very mundane outfit and also there is no indication he’s british…

[cb-reblog]

[rockman-x]

fun fact pepino is cucumber in portuguese

[adragonthatwrites]

Bounced this idea around a little while back in Discord and now I'm throwing it all of you for fun

Shang Qinghua making a checklist of all the best titties in the world and being determined to somehow put his face in middle of each of them before he dies.

The twist is there are no women on this list. In fact in includes, not necessarily in order of worst to best; Yue Qinyuan Luo Binghe Shen Qingqiu (For ascetic appearance, as apposed to shape and size like most others on the list) Tianlang Jun Village Leader from Wife Plot #165 Wei Qingwei

And of course, Mobei Jun.

Mobei Jun is intended to be the very last one Shang Qinghua checks off, as he intends to wait until the moment Mobei Jun is supposed to kill him, and then because he's going to die anyway just throw himself into Mobei Jun's arms and motorboat him before he's killed.

Until that day though he's got to make his way through the rest of the list!

Wei Qingwei is by far the easiest of the lot. Shang Qinghua simply walks up to him one day and says "Can I have a favor?" and when Wei Qingwei agrees just lets his face fall right into those pecs. He chills for a second, before getting back up and giving WQW a thumbs up on his way out. Wei Qingwei, for his part, puts up no protests and just waves at him as he leaves, unperturbed.

Shen Qingqiu is a more interesting addition... Shang Qinghua manages to get him crossed off the list twice-over by getting both Shen Jiu, and later Shen Yuan after his transmigrates. Shen Qingqiu(Yuan) is easy; Shang Qinghua simply starts crying when he berates him and dramatically throws himself into his cuccumber-bro's arms and makes sure his face lands on the chest. Shen Qingqiu(Jiu) on the other hand... I imagine he only managed to get that one through a moment of extreme lucky chance.

[taylormarieee]

A box of condoms, lube, and a cuccumber

lmaooo IDKK!!

Your too silly aaliyah

[leofwines]

i want blue feigning death beetles so i gan give apple slices and cuccumber

[huonoiuutisii]

oh no i've never been super allergic to anything except cuccumbers (not super allergic to them either but they do bother me) but the past week ???? citrus fruits, tomatoes, shrimp, cofFEE and NUTS ?? my mouth is numb, my face and arms itch ?? i've never had this before i hate it i hate it please i hope it's just the spring and the pollen i can't live like this

[arorea]

me being a picky vegetarian is probably the worst possible combo, but once I found out I can make spinach salads with just a massive bowl of spinach drowned in chipotle ranch with croutons, onions, tomatoes, cuccumber and avocado on top its been exponentially easier lmao

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[thecrazytiki]

You definitely can't say no when your child wants to eat a cucumber... Whole. #healthychoices #cuccumber #eatright #cheekygirl (at Kitchener, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZU13wPF_pu/?utm_medium=tumblr

[whoreticulturals]

Theres flowers on my cucumber and squash plants!! I'm so excited, I've never grown these before

[keinwein]

[jitteryjive]

a lovely night 💫

WANTED TO DO A NICE TULIUS PIECE!!!! if you ignore everything that occurs after the lovely night scene la la land totally has their energy…. hence why i linked my favorite scene :3

[spicerevolution]

We’re got a “Mother Load” of great gifts! Including @teapigsus full restock-10 varieties of amazing delicious tea! Plus @lacolombecoffee whole bean and ground coffee and don’t forget our flavored sugars and local raw honey. The perfect compliment to great beverages 🥰 shops open 12-4 today Friday 12-7 (now open late) Saturday 11-5 Sunday 12-4 Monday 12-4 #tea #coffee #sugar #raw #honey #matcha #earlgrey #chocolate #mint #superfruit #mama #love #mainstreet #coldspring #englishbreakfast #lemon #ginger #cuccumber #watermelon #hibiscus #gift #giftideas (at Spice Revolution) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdLfREqAfnt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[gardenofcommonsensebylp]

🍚Tiny LP's Kitchen🍴 今日の#メニュー #にんじん #たまご #きゅうり #ハーム の#花束 #弁当 🌸🌼🌺🌱 Today’s #menu #flower (made of#egg #carrot #cuccumber and #ham) #lunchbox. . . . #tiny_lp#tinylp#tinylpkitchen#homemade#japanesefood#도시락 (at Shibuya, Tokyo) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaHNSXQFXw4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[theodwras-kitchen]

Η βασίλισσα του καλοκαιριού στις σαλάτες. Η απλή αλλά τόσο αγαπητή αγγουροντομάτα. Και όταν την τρως με τις φιλενάδες ένα ζεστό μεσημέρι, είναι ακόμα πιο τέλεια. #theodwras_kitchen #lovebakeshare #tomato #cuccumber #tomatocuccumbersalad #xoriatiki #apli #kalokairi #cyclades #mycycladic #ilove #summer (at Syros, Kikladhes, Greece)