#crush: 🔪

[rexscanonwife]

Lmao jehovahs witnesses came to the door JUST as I was watching a horny tiktok thirst trap for the anime man with a God complex and no regard for human life

[mysicklove]

meant to have gojo cock sitting my strap, forced to go to work

[jokerislandgirl32]

Well, Here We Go Again…

I’ve got a new romantic f/o everyone…he would make my parents faint so that makes me like him even more, and the reason why is NOT something I will reveal…I’m not revealing him yet, but he’s technically a previous version of an established character, who is also a well known tumblr sexyman…got any guesses 😉. For now I’ll use a tag combo to refer to him:👓🔪♥️.

[cherries-in-wine]

If smoking bad why are the most gorgeous women on earth crippling nicotine addicts

[hedonicghost]

We're finally getting caught up in Star Rail and Aventurine's whole dice/luck gimmick... Made us think of... A certain imp...

Reference + Hat-less version, because we liked how Zeom's horns looked.

[cosmic-ships]

Hehe I'm ranting 🙃

Rewatching Adam clips (nwbd) AND GODS this girl (Ade.le) SUCKS like she actually sucks. She invites him out to party with her friends but her friends are gigantic assholes.

Like actually, they're disrespectful to a convenience store worker and they steal from him!!!

Adam calls Ad.ele out on her friends shitty behavior and she gets mad at him... he basically pleads with her to not go back to her friends guys house and she fucks off anyways basically ditching Adam because he said he didn't want to go (or be associated with people like that) she eventually goes back and finds him but like... Really?

I hate her. That's basically her and her interactions with Adam throughout their screen times together.

She seems bothered by his existence meanwhile he's being idk fucking normal and yeah he likes her but its always like her leading him on (inviting him out, never stating that she just wants to be friends etc) then pushing him away or treating him like garbage as if he never mattered at all.

She pisses me off. Especially when she really leads him to believe that they're close and he kisses her and when he pulls away the first words out of her mouth are "I don't like you" not "I don't like you like that" or "I see us as just good friends" no. Its "I don't like you"

Just AUGGHH I never wanted to smack someone so badly. She constantly confuses him and it pisses me off so much and it breaks my heart to see Adam be treated so badly... She doesn't deserve him in ANY sense.

I'm glad I'm stealing him away so she can stop mentally tormenting him he doesn't deserve to be treated like that. She can go away and Adam can stay with me, someone who is actually going to love and appreciate him.

[ayanos-husband]

why is this like. one of my fav pics of my f/o :'3

GFHHFFHFHFHFHFH i wish i was the screen... i literally don't care if she has a blade up to my face I'M KISSING HER ANYWAYS L :3:3:3

i have problems-

[38across]

can u imagine having such contempt for a prof to the point where you're like i need to fuck him... god help me

[ssensualsecretss]

needy hole wants cock

[sansgout]

the thing with having a post-canon, off-the-rails vince (which I absolutely will) is that each time i think about writing up a quick description to slap on my verses page, i just Get Sad™ thinking about poor rody's fate ಥ_ಥ

me @ me: wdym he's ded in this verse wtf that's not allowed ???

the endless struggle of wanting to have that verse available for certain interactions (though I apologize to anyone who would engage in that verse bc vince is not okay), but depressing myself (and vince) having to accept rody's gone :')))) help

edit: ok i sucked it up and did it crisis averted

[rexscanonwife]

OUGGGGHHHHHHH I was doing some talking with Hirasol and a little with Ruby about...HYPOTHETICAL s/is...

I was thinking that she could potentially be a bounty hunter! I'm thinking she might have even met Nai before the events that kick off the series, I think that'd be kinda interesting bcs both Nai and Vash have been around for so long but I'll probably decide on that later when I've watched more of the series!

The point is its...possible that he would have attempted to utilize her bounty hunting skills to go get Vash for him, and I'm thinking things get VERY unprofessional very fast lol. My s/i is probably very world-weary, a little tough on the outside from surviving in the wastelands for so long, similar to Eurydice from Hadestown. Except instead of an Orpheus she gets like The Worst guy sjjfkg like

I was a little hesitant bcs Knives...has problems ajfjf normally I'm all for people shipping with villains, it's no big deal. But idk hating humans and wanting to wipe them from the fucking planet seems like it'd make the relationship a little awkward but I also think it'd be fun if I was just his One Human. They're all awful and should be purged except for this one she's mine! Not sure it's love, but tbh I think my s/i would go for it despite him being a walking red flag cause she's just so Tired. It beats sleeping outside and keeping your gun under your pillow thats for sure ._.

[mysicklove]

i love it when men r muscular and sweating and panting and when they wear tight shirts that show off their chests and sweaty and dirty and *gunshots*

i also like catboys and twinks tho too don’t worry guys :3

[starfilled-galaxy]

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Look it's me! :D

[cannibalhellhound]

*slides into your ask box on my own tears* what's up bbg(/j)

hallo friend! how are ya :)

been having a somewhat difficult week, hope it's doing better for you

-Jake

*moping said tears*

Hiya to yoo too sunshine

I'm doing alright (alright being not dying but not being productive at all)

Hope your week gets better

Have a pooping house cow for good luck (Budha is not amused by the amount of these I have)

[hedonicghosts]

YES they are from the same video game YES they had crushes on each other in their source NO they are NOT from the same timeline do not ship!!!!1!!!11!!!!

[tvrningout-a]

i’m on the way home so tell me your oddest animated crushes rn 🔪