#crow father phil

[eekonis]

prayer

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Alexis | Quackity, Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures, Existential Crisis Summary:

Technoblade and the voices have always been together. None of the Voices could remember a time when they were not with Techno. Always with him on his ventures and battles. Through the good and the bad times. They were even there when he met the famous adventurer, known as the Angel of Death, who was known as the mate of the Goddess Death herself, followed by crows. They were there as a close friendship was struck and bonds grew. Surprisingly, while only Techno was the only one to ever hear the Voices, the crows of the Angel could as well. The Voices and the Crows became close, which sometimes meant Techno now had a flock of crows following him along too.

(Or Phil's Crows and Techno's Voices get into some mischeif that run Phil and Techno on an adventure they never thought they would ever have.) (I don't know how to summariese this one. I've had it on my computer for a while now.)

[crowfatherd]

phil designs :D

i started this literally a Day before phil said most of them are the same guy and i already had all the little face designs done this is HELL

BUT i had a lot of fun i like this guy a normal amount :)

[map1e-1stru3]

Flying with chat :)

haha random Philza post. Been to a few of his streams lately

(close-ups under cut)

And let’s not forget Kristian, who is currently accompanying her husband in crow form

[notsogoodangel]

Well, people seemed to like my Martyn-QSMP Au, so I'm here to share more. Have some Martyn-absolutely-going-into-Morning-Crew-time-slot, Martyn and Phil tapping into their roots as *shivers* Northerners, a possible Forever-Martyn meeting, the Miku-on-Miku communication and a bonus I developed before this AU which is why he doesn't have his feathers.

Also, please suggest ideas on how to name this AU/tag.

[swords-of-a-soilder]

MISSA IS BACK

[terezicaptor]

genuine question because i’m confused: if q!phil is possessed, that’s quite literally not him, right? i’m wondering if the confusion comes from those who don’t watch philza and don’t see the context of his lore or relationship with his kids, similarly to how people were upset at him for something he said to sunny in an out of context clip, when it was something they were all being silly and laughing about. i’m not meaning to attack anyone, i’m just trying to understand /gen!!

I'm not talking about the enderking when I say phil isn't a great father. Obviously phil yelling at his kids because an evil entity is making him do it is not his fault and he cannot be blamed for what the entity forces him to do.

I'm talking about what normal, non possessed phil does. He has a joking relationship with his kids, yes, but he's also not great at recognizing their social and emotional needs. His kids rarely get to interact with people outside of him, and he's constantly babying tallulah when she doesn't want it and forcing Chay into something of a child soldier role. Chay has talked to Phil about how he feels like he's forced to sacrifice himself for his siblings and phil essentially told him that he's the older brother and he should suck it up because of that.

Also the "out of context" sunny clip was... not out of context. Sunny is always in character. She was not laughing at what phil said or viewing it as silly. Sunny is genuinely afraid of phil. She does not like him at all. Tubbo has offered for her to stay with phil when she's wanted to stay up after him and she told him she'd rather sleep than hang out with him.

Sunny is ALWAYS in character. Btw. She was not at all taking what phil said as a joke because to her it was not a joke. It was just him being mean to her. She was one month old.

And when tubbo died he laughed and then made jokes about adopting sunny... which is a nightmare scenario for her. The only reason sunny stayed with him is because Chay was also taking her father's death seriously and she wanted the comfort of someone who actually cared being there.

Sunny has never had a good impression of phil, godbless.

[nomsfaultau]

Chapter 33 babyyyyyy

aka, vibes-wise Philza is a struggling step-dad (possessive dragon Collector) desperately trying to connect with his new kid (Tubbo). But they don't WANNA have a new Dad (invasively friendly stranger)! Why'd mum (Tommy???) have to remarry? It was FINE with just the two of them!! Oh and Tubbo might be a little miffed about the massacres. Oops? We all make mistakes, right?

Also Tubbo goes through horrific amounts of pain and copes with it in increasingly maladaptive ways, falling into a downward spiral until they're forced to finally confront the fact that attempting to ignore their physical/mental health only made everything far, far worse, culminating in irreversible scarring and chronic pain.

Meanwhile, Tommy fails to notice his best friend falling apart, Philza reveals he was a crow at some point, The Blade starts to suspect he maybe (might, just possibly) be feeling guilty, and Wilbur gets to learn how to perform amateur surgery! It's an interesting final chapter to this mini-arc, that's for sure.

[muzzledmuttzz]

i miss my children.

CHAYANNE :( TALLULAH :( where are my kids

-phil

[eekonis]

the man, the bird, the fatherfigure

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Alexis | Quackity, Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures, Existential Crisis Summary:

Technoblade and the voices have always been together. None of the Voices could remember a time when they were not with Techno. Always with him on his ventures and battles. Through the good and the bad times. They were even there when he met the famous adventurer, known as the Angel of Death, who was known as the mate of the Goddess Death herself, followed by crows. They were there as a close friendship was struck and bonds grew. Surprisingly, while only Techno was the only one to ever hear the Voices, the crows of the Angel could as well. The Voices and the Crows became close, which sometimes meant Techno now had a flock of crows following him along too.

(Or Phil's Crows and Techno's Voices get into some mischeif that run Phil and Techno on an adventure they never thought they would ever have.) (I don't know how to summariese this one. I've had it on my computer for a while now.)

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Welcome to the stream, where nothing goes correct or according to plan and you have to just see me fail and f*ck sh*t up on a constant basis. Maybe I'll find out what I did wrong in the next stream. *laughs* Or not at all.

And years, years and months will go by, and you will be just left with the emptiness that comes with knowing Phil missed a block.

[vern-a]

I ACCIDENTALLY ENDED A WINDOWS TASK AND ALL I SAW WAS PHILZA MINECRAFT IN A VOID NO WINDOWS BAR NO NOTHING OH FUCK

[uppermoon-0]

Techno's POV

          I opened my inventory and pulled out 'Toothpick' the dashed towards the dragon. The dragon's eyes locked with mine and a firey orange and red were growing brighter in its throat. Smoke spewing out of its nostrils, and some from the dragon's mouth. Small sparks started to ignite and I could hear quite crackles and pops then it opened its mouth and fire came from out of it. I dodged the fire and when I got close enough I derived my pickaxe through its mouth causing it to forcefully close. The fire then started to burn the dragon's face and cook the inside of its body.                       I pull my axe out of its head when it started to run away while burning alive roaring in agony. 

          "Blood! Blood! Kill... more blood!" I felt my urge to kill grow when I felt someone's hand on my should. 

          "Techno mate are you ok." I turned my head to look at him then I slightly smiled. 

          "I'm fine Phil don't worry about me." He sighed and took his hand off my shoulder. 

          I turned around when I saw the others who looked either worried or scared. I turned to Phil. 

          "Hey, Phil I need you to summon that book back." He nodded his head and then cleared his throat. 

          "Accio." Nothing happened as we all looked around for the book. 

          "Accio?" Phill said again. 

          "Hey, Phil where is the book?" Ranboo asked as he looked around. 

          "You may only call out the book when it has been over a week." A distorted voice said echoing off the walls of the cave. 

          "A WEEK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!" Tommy screeched pointing at a bright blue light.

           Tommy then started to curse and yell at the bright blue light. Wilbur then walked over to me and placed his hand on my shoulder.

           "Hey Techno?" I tilted my head to look at him. 

          "Are you okay earlier you seemed...off?" I tensed some then Phil asked.

          "Hey, Wil can you come over here for a minute I need you to calm down Tommy." Wil instantly went over and started to calm down Tommy along with Tubbo. 

          I walked out of the cave and saw the ain't trees and humongous plants that surrounded us. Tommy and the others soon came out and stared at the senary. Once I turned around I saw what we thought was a cave wasn't...It was a giant dragon skull.

[xx-poetry-witch-xx]

I want to take soft plant dad Philza Minecraft and shove him in my mouth

[vibe-demon]

Honestly, giving Philza vibes

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”