#crow father phil

[eekonis]

prayer

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Alexis | Quackity, Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures, Existential Crisis Summary:

Technoblade and the voices have always been together. None of the Voices could remember a time when they were not with Techno. Always with him on his ventures and battles. Through the good and the bad times. They were even there when he met the famous adventurer, known as the Angel of Death, who was known as the mate of the Goddess Death herself, followed by crows. They were there as a close friendship was struck and bonds grew. Surprisingly, while only Techno was the only one to ever hear the Voices, the crows of the Angel could as well. The Voices and the Crows became close, which sometimes meant Techno now had a flock of crows following him along too.

(Or Phil's Crows and Techno's Voices get into some mischeif that run Phil and Techno on an adventure they never thought they would ever have.) (I don't know how to summariese this one. I've had it on my computer for a while now.)

[crowfatherd]

phil designs :D

i started this literally a Day before phil said most of them are the same guy and i already had all the little face designs done this is HELL

BUT i had a lot of fun i like this guy a normal amount :)

[starthesadcat]

PHIL!! PHIL NO! YOU CAN'T KIDNAP EVEY CHILD YOU FIND! PUT THEM BACK-

(First drawing of the year XD)

[map1e-1stru3]

Flying with chat :)

haha random Philza post. Been to a few of his streams lately

(close-ups under cut)

And let’s not forget Kristian, who is currently accompanying her husband in crow form

[notsogoodangel]

Well, people seemed to like my Martyn-QSMP Au, so I'm here to share more. Have some Martyn-absolutely-going-into-Morning-Crew-time-slot, Martyn and Phil tapping into their roots as *shivers* Northerners, a possible Forever-Martyn meeting, the Miku-on-Miku communication and a bonus I developed before this AU which is why he doesn't have his feathers.

Also, please suggest ideas on how to name this AU/tag.

[swords-of-a-soilder]

MISSA IS BACK

[terezicaptor]

genuine question because i’m confused: if q!phil is possessed, that’s quite literally not him, right? i’m wondering if the confusion comes from those who don’t watch philza and don’t see the context of his lore or relationship with his kids, similarly to how people were upset at him for something he said to sunny in an out of context clip, when it was something they were all being silly and laughing about. i’m not meaning to attack anyone, i’m just trying to understand /gen!!

I'm not talking about the enderking when I say phil isn't a great father. Obviously phil yelling at his kids because an evil entity is making him do it is not his fault and he cannot be blamed for what the entity forces him to do.

I'm talking about what normal, non possessed phil does. He has a joking relationship with his kids, yes, but he's also not great at recognizing their social and emotional needs. His kids rarely get to interact with people outside of him, and he's constantly babying tallulah when she doesn't want it and forcing Chay into something of a child soldier role. Chay has talked to Phil about how he feels like he's forced to sacrifice himself for his siblings and phil essentially told him that he's the older brother and he should suck it up because of that.

Also the "out of context" sunny clip was... not out of context. Sunny is always in character. She was not laughing at what phil said or viewing it as silly. Sunny is genuinely afraid of phil. She does not like him at all. Tubbo has offered for her to stay with phil when she's wanted to stay up after him and she told him she'd rather sleep than hang out with him.

Sunny is ALWAYS in character. Btw. She was not at all taking what phil said as a joke because to her it was not a joke. It was just him being mean to her. She was one month old.

And when tubbo died he laughed and then made jokes about adopting sunny... which is a nightmare scenario for her. The only reason sunny stayed with him is because Chay was also taking her father's death seriously and she wanted the comfort of someone who actually cared being there.

Sunny has never had a good impression of phil, godbless.

[nomsfaultau]

Chapter 33 babyyyyyy

aka, vibes-wise Philza is a struggling step-dad (possessive dragon Collector) desperately trying to connect with his new kid (Tubbo). But they don't WANNA have a new Dad (invasively friendly stranger)! Why'd mum (Tommy???) have to remarry? It was FINE with just the two of them!! Oh and Tubbo might be a little miffed about the massacres. Oops? We all make mistakes, right?

Also Tubbo goes through horrific amounts of pain and copes with it in increasingly maladaptive ways, falling into a downward spiral until they're forced to finally confront the fact that attempting to ignore their physical/mental health only made everything far, far worse, culminating in irreversible scarring and chronic pain.

Meanwhile, Tommy fails to notice his best friend falling apart, Philza reveals he was a crow at some point, The Blade starts to suspect he maybe (might, just possibly) be feeling guilty, and Wilbur gets to learn how to perform amateur surgery! It's an interesting final chapter to this mini-arc, that's for sure.

[muzzledmuttzz]

i miss my children.

CHAYANNE :( TALLULAH :( where are my kids

-phil

[eekonis]

the man, the bird, the fatherfigure

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, FitMC & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: FitMC (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Alexis | Quackity, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Dream Additional Tags: Mafia Kristin Roseales Watson, Barista Phil Watson | Philza, Retired Police Officer Phil Watson | Philza, Teens Wilbur Soot and Technoblade, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Young TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Kidnapping, Misunderstandings, Found Family, Oblivious Phil Watson | Philza, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Crimes & Criminals, Protective Kristin Rosales Watson, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Wilbur Soot, Dark TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Medical Inaccuracies, Trauma, reverse adoption Summary:

Phil is a retired police officer, due to injury receive on duty leaving him with a forever limp and slight pain. Instead of letting himself be taken out by these change of events he opens a Cafe called Hardcore Coffee. With the help of his two employees Bad and Nikki, the Cafe runs rather smoothly. So smoothly he is able to admire one of his regulars. A lady who he doesn’t know the name of. But he does know she comes every Friday. Until one day she doesn’t show up like normal

He soon get a visit from two teens and a child. All three seem angry. Why? He doesn't know. Maybe coffee and pastries can help solve their problems.

Bad and Nikki start acting weird. Maybe he's been working them too hard.

And Phil, well, he didn’t think him surviving a building crashing on top of him would end with a gun in his face.

CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

(Warning! I’m writing by the seat of my pants! Nothing is planned! Let’s see where my brain take us shall we! )

[vern-a]

I ACCIDENTALLY ENDED A WINDOWS TASK AND ALL I SAW WAS PHILZA MINECRAFT IN A VOID NO WINDOWS BAR NO NOTHING OH FUCK

[vibe-demon]

Honestly, giving Philza vibes

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

[sircantus]

Au where hero Phil gets reverse adopted by villain sbi who keep coming to him like “oh crow father dear father tell my stupid BROTHER that he cant just take all the money from the bank heist for himself” “yeah tell him to share, crow father” Phil, on the edge of pulling his feathers out: “can you stop complaining to me- I AM TRYING TO ARREST YOU”

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Ready to go on an adventure, mate?

Tubbo: [In an overly-enthusiastic anime protagonist voice] You know it, Crow Father! Anything for you!

Phil: PFTTT– [Pretends to vomit] I threw up in my mouth a little bit, Jesus Christ.

Tubbo: Sorry, sorry. Like I said, it's been 20 days. I just get- I just- I accidentally called Foolish "building daddy" last night, so like, it's been- I'm just slowly losing it.

Phil: [Leaning into his mic] WHAT?

Tubbo: Sometimes it just pops out uncontrollably! I like– I suppress it normally, but I'm overdue some cringe, you know? I'm overdue in doing some cringeworthy sht. You know what I mean?

Phil: [Still laughing] That's wild.

Tubbo: Do you not think Foolish is building daddy?

Phil: That's wild!

Tubbo: No it is wild, I know. I'm disgusting, I'm gross, I'm gross and disgusting. I'm gonna go back to go back to my backpack, one sec.

Phil: Oh my god.