#crooked lawyers

[mfi-miami]

Substance Abuse Among Florida Lawyers Is At An All Time High

Substance Abuse Among Florida Lawyers Is At An All Time High! Has Your Attorney’s Integrity Been Compromised By Addiction? Substance abuse among Florida lawyers is on the rise. So, you need to ask yourself one big question. Is my lawyer high or drunk? There is a good possibility they are. Let’s be realistic. The legal profession is not like what they show on TV. Law school is expensive. The…

[toiletdesytr0ya]

they would be besties i think

[memelordotherblog]

Mortimer’s dad: I'm such a good dad aren't I?

Sylvester who has been watching his child for weeks because he couldn't hire a babysitter to make sure Mortimer didn't hitch a ride with him: ..........You are a very funny fella Mister Mouse.

[angstflavoured]

i've been thinking about this au for a while now... harry being jimmy and kim kitsuragi being kim wexler...... and instead of chuck, jean is harry's old partner who broke things off because he was so crooked... my brain is bubbling rn

[madscientistenthusiast]

Uhhhhh *throws this out like bait and skurries away to hide* Anyways hi guys this is my spn oc Zachariah Pritap, he's a "former hunter" who's now a crooked lawyer who's main focus is keeping Hunters out of prison for the crimes they very much did commit

More info on him below the cut! He's my silly little guy and I love him so much

Anyways to Zach was born to hunters, as his family has a history of witchcraft, so natural progression ect, he grew up surrounded by the life, only sometimes getting to spend time with family members who lived more "normal" lives. He eventually decided to attempt to quit the life and pursue a career in law, as he's not very skilled in the more traditional ways of the Life, instead opting for trapping and trickery.

He now works as a defense Lawyer, who's main focus is to keep Hunters out of prison, since most of the time their crimes are from them killing monsters. He eventually comes upon the Winchesters after they're blamed for an arson in a small town, and he's asked to represent them by Bobby, who he owes a favor after he helped him kill a werewolf.

Anyways silly fact time because I'm fixated and have been for months

He attended Stanford at the same time as Sam, and is abt the same age, but they ran in different social circles so if anything met in passing

He lives and works out of Chicago, he claims to have given up the hunter life, but that's a ruse keep up the appearance that he's not to be messed with, he mostly just protects his own turf, not bothering to deal with a monster if it's clear another hunter is after it, and he knows enough to call someone in if he knows it's out of his expertise

In a Lil bit of a situationship w Sam, their relationship is very complicated (they have fucked at least once ♡)

On that note, he is Bisexual

Can cook quite well, since when he visited family as a child, his aunts would teach him, along with some wards and other basic magic

[inejs-bitch]

netflix try not to delete scenes that are essential to portray the depth of Jesper’s character challenge (failed)

[sourheartxiii]

Lalafell Scoundrel, Attorney?

[meangan-thee-lesbian]

Watchin a documentary about that Lindt Cafe Siege and just learned that the shooter was on two separate counts of bail, one over dozens of rapes, and the other for organising the murder of his ex-wife (for which his girlfriend at the time was sentenced to 44 years in prison for her part) and damn having a dick will work some wonders in Australia huh?

[cappurrccino]

oh my god, I wasn't expecting secondhand embarassment from chicago

[daydreamerdrew]

The Savage She-Hulk (1980) #1

[windmill-ghost]

Years back when I was into Ace Attorney the first time, I made an OC like, fancast of my own defense attorney, rival, assistant, etc… but I never wrote anything down about them and lost my sketches, so all I remember now is the prosecutor who I had ended up being more invested in anyway. Now I’m like… working backwards and making a new main character to work with the rival.

[xo-tough-love-xo]

It seems no one will receive compensation and no one is in jail

[randumbness23-blog]

Ooo new idea. Rather than giving up on life when times are hard what if instead I just see how hard I can make it. Like oh no my job sucks. Guess I'll just have to take down high profile modern villan.

[loveanddeepdick]

obsessed!geto suguru x f!reader

cw & notes: ok this might NOT be everyone’s cup of tea if you’re a 100% independent girlboss femdom femininomenon, A LOT OF possessiveness, solved misunderstandings, dubcon, oral sex, borderline yandere, no curse au + geto works at jjk high but it’s not jjk high ykwim hbdjsh and ur close with his students

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obsessed!geto who watches your every move, looks at every text message notification you get, every person you wave to. of course, he isn’t looking for any evidence that you’re cheating, no! he knows you’d never.

you two are cuddling on the couch together, laying on his lap with your head nestled under his chin and you legs draped over while he rested his cheek on your head. he’s in the middle of rubbing your back and watching whatever you had on your phone when he sees texts you got from a name he’s never seen before.

higuruma

hey, i hope this is the right number

i got ur stuff, let’s meet when your husband goes to work, yeah?

geto was silent for a few seconds before subtly tightening his grip on you

“who’s that, angel?”, geto almost seethed, he was trying his best not to make it sound like he was upset but it tipped him the fuck off.

‘who the fuck is that? who is she talking to?’

you only smiled, looking back at geto.

“it’s yuji’s lawyer friend, remember?”, you rested your head in the crook of his neck, somehow oblivious to the change in his demeanor.

“yuji.. ah, yuji’s lawyer friend. and you’re meeting with him why? and when i go to work—honey what’s going on?”

“geto..” you lifted you head, turning to him and slightly frowning, “it’s so he can come to meet with me and drop off stuff for yuji while he’s gone for a school trip”

“mm.. i’m gonna come with you, pretty girl..” he attacked your face with kisses as u giggle and try to dodge them.

“sugu!! you’re so protective over me! it’s not like im a baby, i’m not gonna get kidnapped” you huffed, lightly slapping his bicep. geto only hummed and enveloped his lips in yours.

the next day, poor higuruma couldn’t help but nervously chuckle as geto silently stood behind you as he dropped off yuji’s stuff.

obsessed!geto who knows all your needs. all of them.

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“sugu! i told you im not hungry right now” you whine as he brings in two bags of takeout. ten minutes later, suguru is feeding you as you scroll on your phone. smiling as he knew that at the end of the day, he knew your needs better than you did.

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“sugu i really wanna go to the beach next week, let’s go pleasseee?”

“mm-mm, doll, your period starts in three days and the day we go is when you feel pain the most. so, no, we’re not going and you’ll thank me later”

you frowned and gave him the silent treatment which only lasted for two hours . three days later, you did get your period and the day that the beach was planned, geto was at the foot of your bed, massaging your feet as he turned your heating pad up, his eyebrows furrowed as he hated the sight of you in pain

“sugu.. i love you”, you groan as he relieved your pain little by little.

“‘love you too, pumpkin”

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“fuck, angel.. yeah.. i like you better when you’re not so fucking bratty and i can hear my dick inside you instead of that little mouth of yours always running”

he knew you were horny. he slipped his cock into your mouth as a means to shut your bratty little mouth up. you’d been teasing him for hours and he just had enough after he came home from a long day. you’d sent him dirty text after text, lingerie pics to nudes, even videos of you playing with yourself

he just couldn’t help but pin you down on the couch just as you got home! your bratty little mouth protesting about him being so whipped for your pussy but he shuts you up with your favorite treat!

he’d used your mouth, his hands shoved in your hair as he moaned from the sigh of your teary eyes.

“fuuuck, i’m close, angel. you want a treat for finally being a good girl? open up that throat of yours baby”

obsessed!geto who always does a background check of everyone you know. he has to make sure his soon-to-be wife doesn’t have any dangerous people in her life or—god forbid—, anyone with even an ounce of a crush on her!

after he’s doing cutting off the people he doesn’t like in your life (with reason of course! he knows what’s best for you <3), he immediately goes off to you, surprising you with a smack of your ass or a rough kiss on the lips, whatever he sees first.

if you’re not there though, he’ll jack off to all the photos he takes of you. sometimes he takes them in secret, sometimes he takes them in brough daylight. he doesn’t have to hide it anymore now that you’re dating but he never stopped. he loves you in all forms and he loves the effect you have on his cock. he’ll have his boney hand wrapped around it, sliding up and down as he whimpers your name.

“you’re so.. so fucking sexy, mm..mmphf!”

just geto who’s obsssed with you >.<

[silveryair]

Also free shadiq wtf