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Substance Abuse Among Florida Lawyers Is At An All Time High
Substance Abuse Among Florida Lawyers Is At An All Time High! Has Your Attorney’s Integrity Been Compromised By Addiction? Substance abuse among Florida lawyers is on the rise. So, you need to ask yourself one big question. Is my lawyer high or drunk? There is a good possibility they are. Let’s be realistic. The legal profession is not like what they show on TV. Law school is expensive. The…
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#Ashley Moody#Attorney Kelly Elkins#attorney substance abuse issues#crooked lawyers#Florida Attorney General#Florida Attorney General Ashley Moody#Florida attorneys#Florida Bar#Florida Bar Association#Florida Bar Complaints#Florida Bar Ethics Violations#Florida Bar Leadership#Florida Bar policy#Florida Lawyer Kelly Elkins#Florida lawyers#Florida Lawyers Gone Wild#Kelly Elkins#lawyer substance abuse#Lawyers destroying America#Lawyers Gone Wild
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#oath keepers#oaf keepers lawyer#republican assholes#never trump#maga morons#crooked donald#corporate greed
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they would be besties i think
#my art#who wanna hear my evil howard AU#gustavo fring#gus fring#breaking bad#better call saul#patrick fabian#giancarlo esposito#i do have an evil howard au hes a crooked corprate lawyer and works for gus lol its stupid but im rlly into it#howard hamlin
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Mortimer’s dad: I'm such a good dad aren't I?
Sylvester who has been watching his child for weeks because he couldn't hire a babysitter to make sure Mortimer didn't hitch a ride with him: ..........You are a very funny fella Mister Mouse.
#mortimer mouse#sylvester shyster#that awkward moment when the crooked lawyer takes better care of your child then you do#uncle sylvester and young mort
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Uhhhhh *throws this out like bait and skurries away to hide* Anyways hi guys this is my spn oc Zachariah Pritap, he's a "former hunter" who's now a crooked lawyer who's main focus is keeping Hunters out of prison for the crimes they very much did commit
More info on him below the cut! He's my silly little guy and I love him so much
Anyways to Zach was born to hunters, as his family has a history of witchcraft, so natural progression ect, he grew up surrounded by the life, only sometimes getting to spend time with family members who lived more "normal" lives. He eventually decided to attempt to quit the life and pursue a career in law, as he's not very skilled in the more traditional ways of the Life, instead opting for trapping and trickery.
He now works as a defense Lawyer, who's main focus is to keep Hunters out of prison, since most of the time their crimes are from them killing monsters. He eventually comes upon the Winchesters after they're blamed for an arson in a small town, and he's asked to represent them by Bobby, who he owes a favor after he helped him kill a werewolf.
Anyways silly fact time because I'm fixated and have been for months
He attended Stanford at the same time as Sam, and is abt the same age, but they ran in different social circles so if anything met in passing
He lives and works out of Chicago, he claims to have given up the hunter life, but that's a ruse keep up the appearance that he's not to be messed with, he mostly just protects his own turf, not bothering to deal with a monster if it's clear another hunter is after it, and he knows enough to call someone in if he knows it's out of his expertise
In a Lil bit of a situationship w Sam, their relationship is very complicated (they have fucked at least once ♡)
On that note, he is Bisexual
Can cook quite well, since when he visited family as a child, his aunts would teach him, along with some wards and other basic magic
#spn oc#supernatural oc#supernatural#spn#if i had a nickle for every time i had an oc whos a crooked lawyer id have 2 nickles which isnt alot but its weird its happened twice
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netflix try not to delete scenes that are essential to portray the depth of Jesper’s character challenge (failed)
#and also inej’s for that matter#whoever decided to cut those scenes#you’ll be hearing from my lawyer#i��m mad#six of crows#shadow and bone#kaz brekker#netflix#crooked kingdom#inej ghafa#leigh bardugo#nina zenik#jesper fahey#matthias helvar#wylan van eck#soc#grisha#grishaverse#sab#shadow and bone cast#the dregs#alina starkov#kuwei yul bo#malyen oretsev#amita suman#kit young
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Lalafell Scoundrel, Attorney?
#FFXIV#FF14#glamour#gpose#lalafell#lawyer#seedy#corrupt#crooked#deceitful#dishonest#illegal#petty#ruthless#selfish#shady#shameless#underhanded#unethical#venal#evil#scoundrel#ad#advertisement#red#black
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oh my god, I wasn't expecting secondhand embarassment from chicago
#//juri speaks#juri watches: chicago#girl trust this crooked lawyer of yours! dont listen to that other woman!
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The Savage She-Hulk (1980) #1
#so Jen is being affected by her anger#she gets more angry the further this goes on#but not to the extent that it would effect her intelligence#and she’s not so out of control that she’s endangering innocent people or causing that much property damage comparatively to the Hulk#when she’s charging through the hospital she gets assumed to be some kind of villain based on her appearance and demeanor#and she rushes through that group but without really hurting them#and as she’s going after the guys that tried to kill her she talks about how she’s so powerful and she can do anything#but she doesn’t lose sight of wanting to work within the legal system#she gets the crook to confess in front of the cops and then immediately let him go#and she’s allowed to leave because ‘there’s no law against green skin’#while Jen is immediately connected to the Hulk and titled the She-Hulk I wonder how his reputation will affect her in her own stories#while she doesn’t do anything villainous in this first story#she’s just a particularly aggressive female hero#I wouldn’t even consider ripping a street sign out of the group to use as a weapon to be that far out of bounds of normal hero behavior#it’s really the ‘I have the strength now- The Power! I can do anything! Anything!’ stuff that differentiates her there#but still at the end that nurse is talking about how ‘That female savage was just horrible!’#so we’ll see how this goes for Jen#as she tries to adjust to this while maintaining her regular life#which Bruce did for a time but that fell apart and really was doomed because his regular life was working for General Ross#I’m assuming that Jen will be better on that front and that in her occupation as a lawyer she won’t be expected to go after the She-Hulk#and also she’s already a lot more confident than Bruce#‘I’ve become a gamma-ray monster- like poor Doc! But I’ll learn to live with it!’#marvel#jennifer walters#my posts#comic panels
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Years back when I was into Ace Attorney the first time, I made an OC like, fancast of my own defense attorney, rival, assistant, etc… but I never wrote anything down about them and lost my sketches, so all I remember now is the prosecutor who I had ended up being more invested in anyway. Now I’m like… working backwards and making a new main character to work with the rival.
#wg speaks#the gist: she wants to be a crooked lawyer only in it for the money SO bad but unfortunately she’s too professional#to actually take the easy way out of anything. and she keeps getting clients who turn out to have really not done it#(after spending 2 days defending someone’s innocence) wait a second I think this guy might be innocent#in practice I don’t think I can make a character who’s more of a slippery charlatan than Phoenix#(affectionate)#the prosecutor is another super successful guy who after a while just started phoning it in#their stuff is all a mess and they fall asleep in court. they’re friendly but obviously don’t see the main as any kind is serious opponent#‘ohh sorry I think I nodded off for a second :) I must have missed something.. can you read the cause of death again?#…yeah that’s what I thought. for a second I thought I misremembered cause well… your argument wouldn’t make ANY sense otherwise :)’#columbo-ass bitch. they get a bit more anime in Serious Mode#the assistant was a guy who’s rich lawyer dad made him intern at his firm (MCs firm) to keep him out of trouble#first case is defending him against a murder charge even though they’ve never done it before because the person who handles murder cases.#got murdered. dad did the crime and the son and defense were set up to fail. which also means winning obliterated her career trajectory#assistant has red splatters on his shirt (‘its a design!!’) and on his face (‘ITS A BIRTHMARK!!!’) because I think it would be funny
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It seems no one will receive compensation and no one is in jail
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Ooo new idea. Rather than giving up on life when times are hard what if instead I just see how hard I can make it. Like oh no my job sucks. Guess I'll just have to take down high profile modern villan.
#ya know#crooked lawyers politians and such#or just any of the many terrible people who are within a stones throw of my location
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obsessed!geto suguru x f!reader
cw & notes: ok this might NOT be everyone’s cup of tea if you’re a 100% independent girlboss femdom femininomenon, A LOT OF possessiveness, solved misunderstandings, dubcon, oral sex, borderline yandere, no curse au + geto works at jjk high but it’s not jjk high ykwim hbdjsh and ur close with his students
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obsessed!geto who watches your every move, looks at every text message notification you get, every person you wave to. of course, he isn’t looking for any evidence that you’re cheating, no! he knows you’d never.
you two are cuddling on the couch together, laying on his lap with your head nestled under his chin and you legs draped over while he rested his cheek on your head. he’s in the middle of rubbing your back and watching whatever you had on your phone when he sees texts you got from a name he’s never seen before.
higuruma
hey, i hope this is the right number
i got ur stuff, let’s meet when your husband goes to work, yeah?
geto was silent for a few seconds before subtly tightening his grip on you
“who’s that, angel?”, geto almost seethed, he was trying his best not to make it sound like he was upset but it tipped him the fuck off.
‘who the fuck is that? who is she talking to?’
you only smiled, looking back at geto.
“it’s yuji’s lawyer friend, remember?”, you rested your head in the crook of his neck, somehow oblivious to the change in his demeanor.
“yuji.. ah, yuji’s lawyer friend. and you’re meeting with him why? and when i go to work—honey what’s going on?”
“geto..” you lifted you head, turning to him and slightly frowning, “it’s so he can come to meet with me and drop off stuff for yuji while he’s gone for a school trip”
“mm.. i’m gonna come with you, pretty girl..” he attacked your face with kisses as u giggle and try to dodge them.
“sugu!! you’re so protective over me! it’s not like im a baby, i’m not gonna get kidnapped” you huffed, lightly slapping his bicep. geto only hummed and enveloped his lips in yours.
the next day, poor higuruma couldn’t help but nervously chuckle as geto silently stood behind you as he dropped off yuji’s stuff.
obsessed!geto who knows all your needs. all of them.
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“sugu! i told you im not hungry right now” you whine as he brings in two bags of takeout. ten minutes later, suguru is feeding you as you scroll on your phone. smiling as he knew that at the end of the day, he knew your needs better than you did.
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“sugu i really wanna go to the beach next week, let’s go pleasseee?”
“mm-mm, doll, your period starts in three days and the day we go is when you feel pain the most. so, no, we’re not going and you’ll thank me later”
you frowned and gave him the silent treatment which only lasted for two hours . three days later, you did get your period and the day that the beach was planned, geto was at the foot of your bed, massaging your feet as he turned your heating pad up, his eyebrows furrowed as he hated the sight of you in pain
“sugu.. i love you”, you groan as he relieved your pain little by little.
“‘love you too, pumpkin”
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“fuck, angel.. yeah.. i like you better when you’re not so fucking bratty and i can hear my dick inside you instead of that little mouth of yours always running”
he knew you were horny. he slipped his cock into your mouth as a means to shut your bratty little mouth up. you’d been teasing him for hours and he just had enough after he came home from a long day. you’d sent him dirty text after text, lingerie pics to nudes, even videos of you playing with yourself
he just couldn’t help but pin you down on the couch just as you got home! your bratty little mouth protesting about him being so whipped for your pussy but he shuts you up with your favorite treat!
he’d used your mouth, his hands shoved in your hair as he moaned from the sigh of your teary eyes.
“fuuuck, i’m close, angel. you want a treat for finally being a good girl? open up that throat of yours baby”
obsessed!geto who always does a background check of everyone you know. he has to make sure his soon-to-be wife doesn’t have any dangerous people in her life or—god forbid—, anyone with even an ounce of a crush on her!
after he’s doing cutting off the people he doesn’t like in your life (with reason of course! he knows what’s best for you <3), he immediately goes off to you, surprising you with a smack of your ass or a rough kiss on the lips, whatever he sees first.
if you’re not there though, he’ll jack off to all the photos he takes of you. sometimes he takes them in secret, sometimes he takes them in brough daylight. he doesn’t have to hide it anymore now that you’re dating but he never stopped. he loves you in all forms and he loves the effect you have on his cock. he’ll have his boney hand wrapped around it, sliding up and down as he whimpers your name.
“you’re so.. so fucking sexy, mm..mmphf!”
just geto who’s obsssed with you >.<
#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader smut#rina journal 📝#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru smut#geto suguru x reader smut#geto smut#geto suguru#obsessed!geto
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Also free shadiq wtf
#GET HIM OUT OF THERE…. fake his death or something… he employs so many women#think of the economy#the crooked grassley lawyers will get him out on god
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The Yapping Hour is Upon Us - Bonus Sessions
In which you interview 2 multi-world champions in one sitting.
Warnings: discussions of the traumatic 2021 Abu Dhabi race (lol) Pairing: Max Verstappen x Podcaster!Reader Word Count: 2k words
- The Yapping Hour is Upon Us - The Yapping Hour is Upon Us - Part 2 - The Yapping Hour is Upon Us - Part 3 - The Yapping Hour is Upon Us - Part 4 - Master List
(quick note. shoutout to @shelbyteller for the inspiration for this one. Hope it lives up to your expectations bb!)
"I can't believe you got him to agree to this." You say, shuffling a few papers on your desk in the Monaco apartment you share with Max.
Max looks at you, brow raised. "Are you kidding me? I didn't have to do any convincing. That man loves you. Honestly, I should probably be a little jealous of how eagerly he agreed to come on the show."
You roll your eyes, knowing that Max is being ridiculous. "As if I'd ever look at anyone but you." You tease, rising from your desk chair before crossing the room to sit on Max's lap.
When you had moved in with Max earlier in the year, one of the things he had insisted on was turning one of the spare rooms in his (well, now it was yours too, he had insisted on putting you on the deed to the property after your engagement, much to the dismay of his lawyer) apartment into a dual recording studio and office for you.
Tucked away in one of the corners was a large mahogany desk that you spent most of your time at. On the other side of the room that's decorated in tones of gold and champagne pink sits your podcasting setup with 2 comfy sitting chairs, microphones, and side tables. It's the perfect cozy setup. You didn't use this room all the time for your guests, a lot of the time you were traveling to meet them. This room was used for when you did your 'bonus session' episodes and when you had more personal friends on the show, like today's guest.
Max wraps his arms around your middle, pulling you closer into his chest. "Have I ever told you that I love you?" He murmurs, breath tickling the shell of your ear.
You hum, small grin spreading across your face as you lean your head further into the crook of his neck. "Not in the last ten minutes."
"Well, let me remedy that terrible fact." Max's lips skate over your jaw before they find their home. "I love you beyond words, schatje." His words are mumbled against your lips but you understand them all the same.
When he slips his tongue into your mouth you can't help the sigh that leaves your body. It doesn't matter how many times Max kisses you because every time his lips land on yours, it feels like the first time.
The make out session continues for several moments before you're interrupted by a buzzing on Max's phone. "Looks like he's here. You ready?"
You glance down at your outfit, casual but put together for the interview that you're sure will make some waves in the F1 world. Not only because of who it is but also because of what you got him to agree to discuss today. "I hope so!"
Max leaves the office to retrieve your guest as you begin prep on the room. You had decided to just run the entire episode by yourself today, giving Steve and Shannon the day off from filming since it was in your home and you liked to keep this environment as relaxed and low key as possible.
Voices float towards you as you finish up the last bits of preparation. And then, they're standing in the doorway.
"I hear congratulations are in order!"
"Lewis!" You croon, setting down the papers in your hands before crossing the room to your friend's opened arms. "Thank you so much."
Lewis chuckles before holding you out at arms length, "Let me see that rock. I'm sure Instagram did it no justice."
You happily hold out your left hand for Lewis to take, grinning like an idiot over his shoulder at Max, who is leaning against the door frame with the same goofy grin on his face. The word 'proud' didn't seem to do what he felt for you in this moment justice.
"He did good, didn't he?"
"Ma'am, that man is so wildly in love with you." Lewis chuckles before looking over his shoulder at Max. "Good taste there, mate."
Max nods. "Thanks. Can I get you anything before you guys get started?"
Lewis shakes his head and just like that, you go into work mode. You give Lewis a brief explanation on how it's going to work, just like you did for Max over a year ago. Meanwhile, Max sits at your desk and watches you work. In the last year, he hasn't really had the opportunity to watch you film and record a show because he's always felt in the way but this time is different. He had been the one to ask Lewis onto the show and it had been Lewis that insisted he stay to watch the entire interview when he had tried to excuse himself moments before.
You were so in your element is left Max in awe. The way you moved around the room with such confidence, setting up the cameras and microphones, talking to Lewis like he was a brother or an old friend, you really commanded the room and made both of these drivers, who were used to wrestling flying torpedos around hairpin curves going fast enough to kill someone was just awe inspiring.
"Okay, but seriously, before we wrap this up we need to talk about one more thing." You giggle a bit, watching as Lewis reaches down to scratch Rosco on the head.
"Shit." Lewis hisses while Max laughs from his spot at your desk where he's been watching the entire interview quietly. "I thought you were going to forget about that."
You toss your head back, laughing maniacally. "And blow the chance at having two fan bases hate me? As if, Hamilton. Max, do you want to join us?"
Although you have the air of someone who couldn't care less about the upcoming topic, secretly, your stomach twists with anxiety. When Max had suggested the finale to your landmark interview with Lewis and when Lewis had agreed to is, you had been confident that you could handle such a touchy subject but now? Now that you were face with actually having to talk to your friend about it on camera to be released for the entire world to see? You were having second thoughts.
Max stands and sits next to you in the chair that you had pulled out moments before.
"And before we even get started, I want to preface this final segment by saying that you both agreed to this before hand and I am not blindsiding anyone, right?"
Both men grin at you where you sit between them and nod. "We both agreed to this." Lewis says.
"Well I, for one, feel a bit like a hostage here having to agree to this on camera." You reach across and smack Max on the shoulder, causing him to smile even wider. "Yes, of course. We both agreed to this."
"We're a few years removed from the 2021 season. Lewis, looking back do you think there's anything you could have done differently to change the outcome?"
Lewis shrugs, "If you would have asked me that a year ago, I would have probably said yes but as we get further away from it I think we did everything we could have. Sometimes, there are decisions made and things happen that are outside of your control. As a racing driver, you want everything to be under your control and even when it's not, it's in our nature to take on everything as if it is under our control."
"Are you calling me a control freak?" Max quips from your other side.
"We're all control freaks, man." Lewis says with a chuckle.
"What's that saying? Hindsight is 20/20? Looking back, there are always things you see and go 'well that was a terrible decision." Max says, smiling over at his rival. "But at the time, we all made what we thought were the best decisions we could with the information we had in front of us. I don't think there was anything either of us could have done to have change the outcome based on what we knew then and there."
You nod, grinning at both of the men. "Can we talk about Abu Dhabi for a second? I don't want to talk about the race, that's been done to death. But, can you walk me through what was going through your head in the days after?"
"I isolated big time." Lewis says, looking down at his hands before reaching to scratch Rosco's head. "I took off and spent time alone and just did a lot of thinking. I hated that my championship came down to the decisions of one man. Had we been better and more consistent the entire year, it wouldn't have come down to the last lap. That was on me and no one else. I had to take that on and figure out how I was going to face the team after letting them down."
"But you didn't let them down." Max insists. "That entire season was a masterclass in never giving up and making something out of nothing. I mean, sure I was the beneficiary of that final call from Race Control but it could have easily went the other way. I don't know what I would have done had I been in your shoes after that race."
"You would have been fine." Lewis says. "You've always been better at compartmentalizing things on the track. I take a lot of my work home with me. It's why I struggle to let people in. I'm often caught up in my own world focusing on what I need to do to perform better and improve, racing takes up my whole life and I'm content with that. You're a different breed. You don't take work home with you and that's how you were able to land this gorgeous girl."
"Hey, lay off the flirting with my fiance." Max snaps good naturdly, reaching for your hand and giving Lewis a wink. "Your singular focus is how you've won so many championships though and no one can fault you for that."
The rest of the interview continues for a few more minutes before you begin to wrap things up. It's been almost two hours at that point and the last 30 minutes of the interview is just Max and Lewis talking racing, Max threatening to retire, and Lewis threatening to pull an Alonso and never retire.
When the episode it released, it is a complete surprise and incredibly well received by everyone inside and outside the F1 community, which was somewhat surprising to you as you know what a hot button issue the 2021 season was and how polarizing discussing that very last race could be. In the end, it's one of your more favorite episodes and it opens up the doors to many more sports interviews, including a partnership with F1 TV for some mid-season post-race work that has you doing even more of what you love: getting to know the people beneath the sheen and shine of their own celebrity.
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928,991 likes liked by charlesleclerc, ferrari, roscolovescoco, and others theyappinghour newest episode drops today featuring this handsome boy and his dad! ;) make sure you listen to the entire hour...there may be a surprise guest at the end! lewishamilton pleasure being on with you. and once again, congrats on the engagement! max is a lucky man! >>>theyappinghour oh lewis! you're the best. thank you <3 user028 i cannot get over how good she is at making people feel comfortable talking to her about hard things. i've NEVER heard lewis open up about 2021 like that before. >>>user9281 seriously. she is a magician. user0911 the cameo at the end! the yapping about the engagement! lewis sounding so genuinely happy for them! this may just be one of my favorite episodes ever.
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