#cringe-attacks

[agendercryptidlev]

Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

[gigantomachylesbian]

I could never read those booktok-popular "dark romances" for. well. many reasons. BUT the biggest of all is that the instant a man wrongs a woman in a book I want his ass dead. I have zero tolerance for that shit. I don't care if it's a misunderstanding I don't CARE if he's got a secret sadboy past. If he insults her to her face I want her to come after him with a chainsaw no matter what forever

[mandaax]

There he sat in his wheelchair, in the middle of the road. It was sunny, very warm outside.

"I'm here now, Levi." You spoke, eyes welling with tears. You felt your voice quickly going hoarse.

"I came back, for you. I've been..." Sob. Sob. Sob. "Looking for you.."

He stayed quiet, he was in disbelief. No words and no thoughts. It was like time had stopped for him.

When was the last time he saw you.. a decade ago now? In the Underground, he remembers you.

You were Isabel's friend, more like a caretaker, almost. Always hanging arou d her, he remembers you as quite the energetic girl.

Question is, what are you doing in 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘆?

You... survived the Rumbling, somehow. He's deeply impressed, and... glad, he supposes.

"...𝘆/𝗻?"

[privacypleasethankyou]

I don't wanna sound like a meat rider or whatever

But why are we hating on Samantha so much like yeah OBVIOUSLY she 🔫 up a school but like yall was NOT doing all this with colt, the hate was NOT this bad 😭😭😭😭 Idk like everyone has been acting SO different towards her i'm confused 😭

[tmntismdoodls]

familial affection? in MY ‘87 April? more likely than u think.

[adhdbisexualramblings]

Cringe culture is dead. Introducing … Regressor Bill Cipher headcanons!

(May contain TBoB spoilers)

Vent regressor flag and general age regression flag (couldn’t find the source, but is that really needed?)

(Regressing while drunk, general unhappy/vent regression, unhealthy coping, mentions of a psych ward (Theraprism), panic attacks, memory issues, Bill-typical violence (non-graphic))

-I hesitate to call it regression. Being a demon with no technical physical form, and also unfamiliar with human customs, he’s not a typical regressor at all. It’s also due to the fact that Bill doesn’t allow himself to feel things and the blurriness tied to his childhood memories.

-When he’s feeling mentally “smaller”, his triangle form will shrink to accommodate.

-Sleep comes to him easier when he’s small. Bill loathes it.

-Point blank, Bill’s regression is a 80/20 split from angry to sad.

-I do mean angry. You thought his usual pettiness and emotional issues were bad? They’re heightened by ten. He hasn’t caused universe-destroying incidents yet, though.

-Bill being regressed rarely ever impedes on his ability to harm others. He’s gotten very good at ‘separating himself’ from it. Though his deal-making is often sloppy.

-Dissociation. That’s it, that’s the note.

-Thankfully for everyone around Bill and himself, his fits - and regression as a whole - only last a few hours. He’s never regressed for a day, though he has regressed multiple times in a short span of time.

-His speech stays mostly intact, but he can slip up and use more childish phrases or demands.

-He still really loves silly straws.

-He tends to regress more than usual when drunk. Bill will absolutely whine and sob and cling to the ‘safest’ person. He regressed (mostly) after his and Ford’s “breakup.”

-The Henchmaniacs have many times been concerned by this.

-If Bill, for once, thinks he needs to regress, he’ll chug a lot of alcohol to ‘do the trick.’

-He gets scared of his own fire powers. Goes into panic mode if he sees any flame at all, really.

-Doesn’t think he needs or wants a caregiver, which is true sixty percent (60%) of the time.

-Calling him “Billy” will either make him attach himself to you or try to kill you, no in-between.

-Bill has memory gaps. He gets confused as to what part of his life he’s experiencing and it’s caused him a great deal of stress.

-Almost all of the Henchmaniacs (usually Pyronica) have had to listen to him cry. Bill never manages to tell them what he’s crying about.

-“I wanna go home.”

“…I thought we already were home, boss?”

“NO!” *cue tantrum*

-Ford managed to unintentionally make him positively regress once. Bill had no clue what to do with this information and shoved it away.

-Even if you know him very well, he hides his regression exceptionally and you’d be unable to tell ninety-nine percent (99%) of the time.

-The Theraprism isn’t ill-equipped to help regressors, but Bill never lets them. He refuses to take the medicine even with the silly straw and has had multiple panic attacks and resorted to attempted murder at the prospect. The staff will leave him to his own devices if it’s a particularly bad day.

-Bill draws lots of red and blue triangles on the bad days.

-His regression has never once been happy or enjoyable. That he can remember, at least.

-The Axolotl was his caregiver at some point, however. A long time ago, when they were friends. Rarely ever did the two meet, but Bill was genuinely the happiest when he was small with the Axolotl.

[nostalgiaonedirection]

Fabulouis!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

[foolnamedjoey]

I'm lazy

Also Anti-Shadow is a menace. A candy apple with a rotten core.

[shorenblogs]

*Armin, meeting up with Eren and Mikasa.*

Mikasa, turning to Armin: You're finally here—

Eren: I am strong. I don't need you guys. I can do this all on my own. I'm not weak. Who said I was scared? Of course I'm not nervous, who do you think I am?

Armin: Uh, what's going on?

Mikasa: He's asking if you could hold his hand to the dentist today.

[normal-thoughts-official]

the funniest part of bg3 to me is that they keep talking about how vampires are super enhanced and have incredible abilities and are super scary, even if they're spawn, etc... yet astarion has a strength modifier of fucking 0 and can jump a distance of like 20cm, he's always without fail the first one in my party to eat shit no matter what i have him do, he's not even particularly fast. i have to assume that either the vampires are really good at PR and managed to convince everyone they have superpowers when they don't, or astarion was such a cringe elf that this is him with super strength and speed. and personally i know which one i find funnier

[strange0-0storm]

Chat you gotta deal with my special interest x hyperfixation crossover/j

I LOVE DOCTOR WHO SM YALL HAVE NO IDEA. THE VOICES GOT ME. So I drew SMG7, SMG7, SMG3, and SMG4 as a respective Doctor incarnation

I compared personalities and EVERYTHING to make it perfect

(I understand that these are like 2 VASTLY different things too be merged together but LET ME HAVE THIS AAAHEHWHHDBE)

[philsbrownquiff]

I bet those assholes don’t even ask before they borrow each others clothes. I bet they don’t even bitch about it either they’re probably just like awww 🥰 look at you in my jacket you look so CUTEEEE 😍

[stinkrascal]

it’s so hard being a datv lover on the internet right now, i can’t make any comments about how much im enjoying the game without some weirdo on reddit being like “yeah but dont you find the dialogue so cringe? doesnt it feel so disney+ to you?” and when i ask what they mean without fail they’re like “well have you seen taash talk about their gender” 😐

[gummywormqueen]

guess who’s clown ass made a baby for their fave crk ship ever + some designs for older licorice and dark choco <33

[subsequentibis]

i love love love the trope of a villain with a big group of indistinguishable henchmen who are ostensibly there to be their bodyguards but in practice are just their hype men. and even if they're like heavily armed and capable they'll stand around watching while the villain takes on the hero and just cheer when the villain gets a hit in and boo when the hero gets one. and maybe they're like this because they're paid really well or maybe they just genuinely love their boss and will be like nooo you're not cringe and fail we love you boss you're sooooo evil and your plans are brilliant!!! it's just so good