#cringe-attacks

[gigantomachylesbian]

I could never read those booktok-popular "dark romances" for. well. many reasons. BUT the biggest of all is that the instant a man wrongs a woman in a book I want his ass dead. I have zero tolerance for that shit. I don't care if it's a misunderstanding I don't CARE if he's got a secret sadboy past. If he insults her to her face I want her to come after him with a chainsaw no matter what forever

[tmntismdoodls]

familial affection? in MY ‘87 April? more likely than u think.

[nostalgiaonedirection]

Fabulouis!

[foolnamedjoey]

I'm lazy

Also Anti-Shadow is a menace. A candy apple with a rotten core.

[chamiryokuroi]

I just watched the Confessions of a Rotten Girl - Miku MV and I just… why? Oh why did I get all the references???? The fucking lemons is what finally took me out, I had to pause and just sit there for a min just processing it all

[shorenblogs]

*Armin, meeting up with Eren and Mikasa.*

Mikasa, turning to Armin: You're finally here—

Eren: I am strong. I don't need you guys. I can do this all on my own. I'm not weak. Who said I was scared? Of course I'm not nervous, who do you think I am?

Armin: Uh, what's going on?

Mikasa: He's asking if you could hold his hand to the dentist today.

[normal-thoughts-official]

the funniest part of bg3 to me is that they keep talking about how vampires are super enhanced and have incredible abilities and are super scary, even if they're spawn, etc... yet astarion has a strength modifier of fucking 0 and can jump a distance of like 20cm, he's always without fail the first one in my party to eat shit no matter what i have him do, he's not even particularly fast. i have to assume that either the vampires are really good at PR and managed to convince everyone they have superpowers when they don't, or astarion was such a cringe elf that this is him with super strength and speed. and personally i know which one i find funnier

[strange0-0storm]

Chat you gotta deal with my special interest x hyperfixation crossover/j

I LOVE DOCTOR WHO SM YALL HAVE NO IDEA. THE VOICES GOT ME. So I drew SMG7, SMG7, SMG3, and SMG4 as a respective Doctor incarnation

I compared personalities and EVERYTHING to make it perfect

(I understand that these are like 2 VASTLY different things too be merged together but LET ME HAVE THIS AAAHEHWHHDBE)

[netrunniings]

happy valentine's day from cass 'n' kerry! <3

[fiction-phan]

I just downloaded Dragon City again out of nostalgia/curiosity and managed to get back my old account. Clearly the humour of 15 year old me left a lot to be desired 💀

[philsbrownquiff]

I bet those assholes don’t even ask before they borrow each others clothes. I bet they don’t even bitch about it either they’re probably just like awww 🥰 look at you in my jacket you look so CUTEEEE 😍

[novelconcepts]

Ngl, when I made that “I’m not going anywhere and neither are you. btw” story my lock screen, it felt kind of silly and strange. But it’s been—a week? Two? And it’s getting harder and harder to remember and internalize that sentiment, so. Thanks, Liv. I really need that attitude, now and…probably for a while to come.

[stinkrascal]

it’s so hard being a datv lover on the internet right now, i can’t make any comments about how much im enjoying the game without some weirdo on reddit being like “yeah but dont you find the dialogue so cringe? doesnt it feel so disney+ to you?” and when i ask what they mean without fail they’re like “well have you seen taash talk about their gender” 😐

[joogios]

Coming back to het relationships in fandom I think its fascinating that there’s SUCH a huge amount of people (even non shippers/floch anti’s!) who equate floch’s ironclad loyalty with the Yeagerists as a homoerotic crush on s4!Eren (which it could be!) and yet when it comes to Yelena, who inarguably is more obsessed with Zeke than Floch is with Eren people are so quick to brush her off as a lesbian and her thing with Zeke as nothing more than fanaticism (which it is but don’t get me wrong) towards a stone cold ruthless bastard who doesn’t akushally care about Yelena without exploring the underlying ways their relationship may be what it is.

[subsequentibis]

i love love love the trope of a villain with a big group of indistinguishable henchmen who are ostensibly there to be their bodyguards but in practice are just their hype men. and even if they're like heavily armed and capable they'll stand around watching while the villain takes on the hero and just cheer when the villain gets a hit in and boo when the hero gets one. and maybe they're like this because they're paid really well or maybe they just genuinely love their boss and will be like nooo you're not cringe and fail we love you boss you're sooooo evil and your plans are brilliant!!! it's just so good

[lainalit]

I want an ACOTAR show... But then it gets cancelled after season 1. Rhys is seen as a SAer, Tamlin takes Feyre to the Spring Court and they live happily ever after, no character assassination of our beastie boy, no glorifying the abusers and manipulators. Everyone's happy and at peace.

I'm also in the minority of wanting an acotar show, but only because I want to see the horror on people's faces who don't read the books that all these posts that mainly women make about their favorite book boyfriend is about someone who drugged and sa'd the love of his life, if of course the TV show even has the utm feysand elements in it.

It also would be funny if normal people pointed out all the retcons that will occur of tamlin's character if there will be a season 2

But what I would be most excited for is their reaction to the court of nightmare, where the show will tell them that all people are evil and needed to be trapped in there while simultaneously telling us how the women are abused and the Illyrian who are portrayed as brown people, whose only characteristic is being savages and violent, also abuse their women. Imagine how hardcore book fans are trying to justify it to the non-book viewers lmao

My guess is that season 1 would be successful only because all book fans and casual watchers who like fantasy are interested in it, but after season 2 the show would be cancelled due to season 1  probably already being low budget ( I don't know anything about Hulu, but I never seen a high budget fantasy series from them), but especially because season 2 will have so many problems with plot, world building, and problematic topics that people won't be watching anymore and give one star reviews because the show will be riverdale 2.0 but just with pointy ears and wings.