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daiwild · 13 days ago
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firegray fanart in 2024 if u even care....
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doodleplus · 8 months ago
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Poem is by @/inkskinned here on tumblr! Original under the cut ^^
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago
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this might be cringe, but we had to write 1 page of description about something and I chose my favourite object in the whole world
From how it looks, the statue should smell like algae and regurgitated milk (like an unweaned kitten, if it fell into a pond). In actuality, its only odour comes from the thick blanket of dust it wears. Its four legs are stout, toe-less. Its tail stands straight like the pole of bumper-car, eager and tensed to wag. Two wet eyes peer up. They are black enough to see your own face reflected. Under them, the tight line of a mouth, melancholic and imploring. 
Tapping its stout back (and leaving fingerprints in the dust) would reveal that it is hollow. A living animal might contain organs, and bones, and even a swallowed meal, but this creature holds only air. It can produce no sounds of its own. It will produce no waste. It will never want anything, nor squeeze anything foul out of its rear, but still it seems to beg for sustenance. Being frozen only adds to this tension; staring at it, each would wait for the other to blink. This is why a slab of plastic meat has been laid before it. An offering, like cream and butter for a fairy.
‘Frog kitten’ is how the online listing described it, and accordingly, it has an amphibious lack of ears. Its square body, shaped like a loaf of bread, is covered in mouldy splashes of night-green and white-beige. Two dabs of a cleaner white across its back only serve to emphasize the drabness of its majority. Five rake-marks trail down one side: scars, wounds, the bright green of its meat bleeding through. Could the sculptor have scratched it with their fingers, deeply and deliberately? And why? Why create such a young, sweet creature, and then harm it? 
The creature has no anus. The creature has no ear canals. The creature has no urethra, nor cloaca, no mouth, nor pores, but it does have two penetrating nostrils. If you shone a light down those narrow passages, you could explore the hollowness of its belly.
Touch the creature, and it is cold. Stroke it, and it is smooth, but speckled with the smallest of lumps and warts. It is dry but shines as though wet with perspired oils. You cannot look at this mute dead thing without seeing it as alive. The longer you hold its gaze, the less of the dust you smell, and the more of the algae and the milk. 
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steampoweredwerehog · 7 months ago
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Average night at a motel
Major MAJOR spoiler comic below ⬇️
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Babygirl behavior
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thehavster · 6 months ago
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cat thing
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pixlokita · 2 months ago
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Weretrap Oz becomes town’s local urban legend hanging out by the mill
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ato-dato · 10 months ago
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I return to you with one piece fanart, sire.
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izutoast · 1 year ago
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autism creature and lesbian cringegirl !!
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finedinereception · 6 months ago
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local teenager gets involved in his 40 year old parents college drama
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bread-that-draws · 2 years ago
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
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doodleplus · 11 months ago
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yes, this is in fact based off of the Game Grumps bit. sorry everyone i'll see myself out
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jaqobis · 10 months ago
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the way lady stoneheart was really gonna execute brienne for crimes of being cringe (having a crush on jaime lannister)
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sunny-ha · 7 months ago
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GOOD EVENING DOG MAN COMMUNITY
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liltaireissocute · 11 months ago
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HE IS HOLDING A CAT.
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nonranghaes · 5 months ago
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heads up: sad reader hours.
minghao's hand is a little cold when he cups your cheek, frowning a little as he looks you over. "do you want to talk about it?"
most days, you do. the two of you usually sit together and talk out your feelings for as long as you need to until clarity is gained. but today, all you've been doing is sulking. you shake your head, hugging yourself a little tighter.
he crouches in front of the couch, just to be at your eye level. "is there anything i can do?"
"i dunno," you sigh. "i'm just kinda bummed out."
when you turn away from him, he sighs. he pats your knee and stands up, wandering away. you just shut your eyes, letting your mind wander for a bit. the heavy feeling in your chest has haunted you for far too long today, but how were you supposed to pull yourself out of this slump? sometimes it took other people, but you didn't even know what to tell minghao if he asked again. you'd talked with your parents earlier and not even they knew what could pull you out of this funk.
a few minutes later, you hear minghao approach again. when you open your eyes, he's kneeling in front of the couch with drawn-on whiskers. a moment later, he holds up his hands like paws.
"am i cute?"
it's stupid. it's so stupid, and the slight pained look in his eyes tells you that's it is supposed to be stupid. but you snort back a laugh, covering your mouth as you look away. what the hell? it doesn't elicit much else out of you, but you turn back and cup his cheek. he cracks a little after a moment, smiling and cringing at himself as he lowers himself fully onto the ground. it's silly, but his sweet giggle lightens the weight on your shoulders a little.
"thank you," you say softly after you draw him in for a quick kiss. "i think i needed that."
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bklily · 1 year ago
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i have no idea what Adrien is gonna be like but imagine how funny it would be if he was just. completely normal Adrien but now with emo clothes cuz he loves his girlfriend so much
Bonus: OKAY ALSO DOUBLE FUNNY IMAGINE IF HE TRIES SO HARD TO BE EVIL LIKE CLAWNOIR CUZ HE WANTS TO MATCH WITH SHADYBUG AND ITS JUST THIS:
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i know its not gonna be this BUT. it would be funny to mE
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