#criminal simpsons

[nostalgia-eh52]

Criminal Simpsons

[rejectingrepublicans]

[military-newsboys]

Mav: You alright?

Hangman, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Mav, taking the drill away: Don't ever call me Dad again.

Hangman to Bob: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Bob: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

[izzy-belles-stuff]

i dont want to go back to school i wanna stay home in bed and watch sitcoms while eating sugar cookies and noodles for later

[sculien]

#judging you

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

GARCIA: What did people do before the internet? Did you just not know anything?

ROSSI: No, we didn’t. You would ask your Aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer, and you’d carry that misinformation with you for twenty years.

REID: Well, I mean… or you could, I don’t know… pick up a book?

(Inspired by @SketchesbyBoze on Twitter)

[k1ssun]

sakense que ya les cayo la ley

[nando161mando]

[spencereidlovesshoes]

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

- O.J. Simpson

[nostalgia-eh52]

Criminal Simpsons

[allieinarden]

Bart and Homer have the greatest dynamic that’s ever been on TV. Imagine your 10-year-old does you some mischief and instead of exercising your authority to punish him, you just write him a deranged little note. And then later that week you want to make it up to him for startling him by accident while you were trying to deal him in on a tray of brownies you felt the need to make after your entire family had already gone to bed, so you bust into his room with a chainsaw.

[diamondnokouzai]

last night i slept poorly but i did dream a simpsons episode where martin came out to bart while his dad (snake in my dream) was downstairs calling for him and snake didnt know martin was gay. there was some tension over what snake would do if he found out. and then martin was staring at bart, and bart wanted to tell martin that he was gay too, bart wanted to live his truth too, but he couldnt bring the words to his tongue. but bart was gay too.

[bradshawssugarbaby]

it’s my birthday tomorrow and i plan on spending my day reading absolute filth so please send me some 🌶️🫶🏼

[elbiotipo]

Arknights is fun and wholesome. A family can be an amnesiac war criminal, a cat-milf ex-wife war criminal, and their dumbass capitalist rabbit daughter war criminal.

oh, and there's the adopted wolf girl too

[hole34]

it will all be worth it once i can make funny lionel hutz references...

[sculien]

who did this man's make up and why do they hate him so much