#criminal simpsons

[nostalgia-eh52]

Criminal Simpsons

[military-newsboys]

Mav: You alright?

Hangman, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Mav, taking the drill away: Don't ever call me Dad again.

Hangman to Bob: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Bob: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

[kathrynmhahn]

#judging you

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

GARCIA: What did people do before the internet? Did you just not know anything?

ROSSI: No, we didn’t. You would ask your Aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer, and you’d carry that misinformation with you for twenty years.

REID: Well, I mean… or you could, I don’t know… pick up a book?

(Inspired by @SketchesbyBoze on Twitter)

[izzy-belles-stuff]

i dont want to go back to school i wanna stay home in bed and watch sitcoms while eating sugar cookies and noodles for later

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize bart criminalize elon musk

[aaronwhorechner]

Kate Callahan Criminal Minds 10.09

[k1ssun]

sakense que ya les cayo la ley

[nando161mando]

[spencereidlovesshoes]

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

- O.J. Simpson

[whitecrossgirl]

Emily: I'm going out Hotch! If I don't come back; avenge my death! Hotch: *without looking up from his paperwork* Alright! *later* Emily: *walks past Hotch's office heavily armed with weapons* Going out. Not back- avenge death. Hotch: Why do you have so many weapons? Emily: Aw, I'm not gonna lie to you Aaron. So long.

[nostalgia-eh52]

[allieinarden]

Bart and Homer have the greatest dynamic that’s ever been on TV. Imagine your 10-year-old does you some mischief and instead of exercising your authority to punish him, you just write him a deranged little note. And then later that week you want to make it up to him for startling him by accident while you were trying to deal him in on a tray of brownies you felt the need to make after your entire family had already gone to bed, so you bust into his room with a chainsaw.

[bradshawssugarbaby]

it’s my birthday tomorrow and i plan on spending my day reading absolute filth so please send me some 🌶️🫶🏼

[elbiotipo]

Arknights is fun and wholesome. A family can be an amnesiac war criminal, a cat-milf ex-wife war criminal, and their dumbass capitalist rabbit daughter war criminal.

oh, and there's the adopted wolf girl too

[hole34]

it will all be worth it once i can make funny lionel hutz references...