#crimes!!!
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maoxtiii · 2 months ago
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original by rraiire
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theborzoiarebackintown · 1 year ago
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“What growling bitch is in the tunnel?? It’s Vex!”
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dudeshusband · 5 months ago
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i lose carrd pro standard in a week so i have to redo my carrd </3
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in-death-we-fall · 5 months ago
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Listening to Slipknot like 🥰 Joey 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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melodicbreeze · 2 years ago
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Places a tankard over little wisp. It will be let out… maybe… if it is good. Bribes may be accepted.
Oh? Master Diluc jails the wisp? Jails the tiny God of Freedom? Crimes! Crimes!! It'll vibrate enough to rattle the tankard rather noisily in an attempt to show it is throwing a tantrum.
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Let it go!! Don't make it tattle on you to Master Jean--
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muriels-brainrot · 2 months ago
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Gonna add an extra for the funny spice: 🍵I'll steal all the tea bags and coffee sticks from the breakfast buffet for you
🎟️ I'd save a spot in line for you in a queue to your favorite convention or concert
⚰️I'll hide a body if you ask
🔥arson buddies
other ask games are too sexual or romantic and i dont like that so im making my own, bitch
🫂 - i wanna hug you
🧠- i love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often
🫀- i love you in a deeply concerning platonic way
💿- i wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night
🌷- i wanna shittalk people with you and just be haters together. it would be fun
🪻- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god
🌻- im proud of you
🍄- you didn't deserve what happened to you
🌵- you could stab me and i wouldnt mind as long as its you
💧- you are an important presence in my life
🍬- id go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy
🕹️- i wanna go to an arcade with you
🕰️- ill love you until the end of time, dear friend
🥊- id beat someone up with you
🌑- you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <2
♟️- you, me, board games.
🍁- im so glad you're my friend
🐚- our souls are linked in ways i cant put to words
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i-am-aprl · 7 months ago
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Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.
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goldrogerstits · 5 months ago
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gaysexofficial · 4 months ago
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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lizardsfromspace · 6 months ago
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The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams
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75screamingtoads · 6 months ago
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House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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sayruq · 9 months ago
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all-the-bones-ever · 11 months ago
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this hit me like a truck
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puckspoetry · 5 months ago
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
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fanaticalthings · 21 days ago
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Jason Todd with his goons:
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