#crew shenanigans

[wayward-imp]

I feel like Zoro's three sword style and facility with counting would be a very transferable skillset when it comes to making socks.

So now I headcanon that whenever he's got downtime not training or napping or bickering with Sanji, Zoro settles in to make socks for the crew.

The first pair he ever makes is actually for Nami. They are a little too big in that way that is actually perfectly slouchy and comfortable, and she secretly adores them and wears them on chilly nights while map making.

...I think he probably learned knitting from Perona, actually? So maybe he has socks for the whole crew when he gets back to Sabaody. Except Luffy, and Frankie, who obviously wouldn't wear them. And Brook, whose sizing he couldn't figure out (what would you even measure??). Those three get scarves.

He honestly tried to still make socks for Chopper, but... Well. There were obvious challenges to making socks for something furry and with hooves. He wound up making leg warmers. They have little snowflakes on them.

Usopp's socks are basic, with a bold horizontal stripe pattern in goldenrod yellow, reminiscent of the color of Sogeking's mask. Perona INSISTS on making some cute little felted sheep bobbles to go with them because the socks are Not Cute, but Zoro is too embarrassed to attach them. They become a bag charm. Zoro specifically tells him it's from Perona and smirks when he goes pale.

Robin's socks are better fitted, and slightly more elegant than Nami's, since he started on them so much later in his learning process. They have a whimsical floral motif, and are made from a yarn Perona picked out for her. It is quite possibly the softest thing Zoro has ever touched, and the socks feel like clouds when they're finished.

The real challenge turns out to be making socks for the cook. Sanji is fussy about his clothes, and Zoro knows how hard he is on his feet. He ends up making a very basic pair of suit socks in a deep, rich blue so dark it's nearly black... It takes him three times as long to make them as any other pair he's made, because he keeps starting over.

In fact, he's still working on them on the boat back to Sabaody. He finishes just in time, and Perona steals them away and wraps them up like everyone else's gifts before he can start over again. The first time Zoro sees Sanji light his own foot on fire, he winces and reconsiders whether he should even give them to him. But in the end he does anyway.

(Of course he also made socks for Perona and Mihawk. You think Perona taught him to knit for no reason? Hers are THIGH HIGHS, for fuck's sake! They took FOREVER.)

[existential-crisis24]

Rewatching One Piece from the beginning has made me realize how much I miss early crew shenanigans. The random filler episodes and arcs that don’t add to the overall story but add to their character dynamics.

I took it for granted and I remember watching Wano and thinking the entire time “Oda better have a filler arc after this my heart can’t handle it” and my heart can’t handle egghead, I want the goofy silly filler arc with Jimbei damn it.

[captainjacklyn]

Staff Meeting - Sequel Two

Jacklyn : Aaah finally! Another year, gone and a new one to arise. Why don't we toast to this?

Orchidia, aggressively glaring at her whilst gripping her chair : Mmhmrrr..

Creator : ...

Aunty Susan : O-orchidia dear, why don't you take something to drink too?

Orchidia : ..Pirate scum..Motherf*cking fish smelling little-

Creator : Ahem.

Orchidia : Oh f*ck off, all of this is your fault!

Creator : fair enough.

Aunty Susan : My fellow colleagues, please leave your differences behind and celebrate this newfound beginning?

Jacklyn : What the blue cat said!

Aunty Susan : ...

Aunty Susan : ..I take it back, unleash her.

I gotta find a way to show them visually, I love my three girls.

[incognita-soul]

when people ask about walking the plank, we can now present them with evidence of the only kind of planking we do

[indeedcaptain]

(tags from @flippyspoon - i liked them so much i wanted to bring them forward)

#star trek#strange new worlds#Spock is really good at any craft and everyone hates it#christine's book clubs are just Too Intense and she's a control freak about it#what do you mean you don't understand the symbolism?!?!?!?!#Erica gets more and more unhinged including things like one of Spock's left socks#I would so do anything that included Chris Pike and cake batter#pelia's is the ship's favorite activity#people start leaving inappropriate vulcan graffiti on the ship#people being erica#and maybe christine#with nyota running around correcting all the declinations

when things are slow on the enterprise and the crew collectively becomes obsessed with:

a popular holonovel everyone becomes obsessed with (probably in the paranormal romance genre) - spock is the last convert but when he goes in he goes in hard.

when everyone gets into the same craft and makes each other needlepointed pillows or sock puppets that supposedly look like them or inspirational crossstitched hangings

christine starts a book club

erica organizes a ship-wide scavenger hunt

pike's baking classes

pelia gets everyone into swing dancing

spock teaches everyone vulcan calligraphy

[ruporas]

captain's warm hugs! (id in alt)

[fluffyartbl0g]

Holy crap this is like world record breaking pace guys

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

[kyurochurro]

GM it’s Christmas so my gift to u is an older spirk doodle of them walking the err uhhh unicorn dog alien thing from tos GSHSBHA based off that one scene from 101 Dalmatians u know the one ;D ✨💫

[beaulesbian]

every time i think zoro and luffy's sense of no-direction couldn't get any funnier a new scene like this appears to prove me wrong

and it's the robin's "we are heading south, so chopper, could you actually point them the correct way before we lose them here forever?" that makes it so hilarious this time

[weirdglassthing]

Youll never guess what I started!!

While watching the first episode I forced myself to figure out how to draw rett and it paid off look at him!!

Avantris singlehandedly forcing me to learn how to draw men

Silhouettes because they look shockingly baddass, Barbie pyke because Jesus do not leave his hair unrendered, and the sketch because I find it funny

[lemonsiskull]

DCA designs for a friend-run au I am a part of :)

[hornyverymuch]

least insane cut to the next scene in Star Trek

[reluctanttrabbit]

something that still drives me insane since ruins anniversary is coming up

[chialattea]

Glimpse of an AU I’m cooking after a convo w a moot…….. hehe I had lots of fun doing this, actually!

[st4r-t3ars]

Elias: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Martin: I did. I broke it.

Elias: No. No, you didn’t. Jon?

Jon: Don’t look at me. Look at Melanie!

Melanie: What?! I didn’t break it.

Jon: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Melanie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jon: Suspicious.

Melanie: No, it’s not!

Basira: If it matters, probably not… Tim was the last one to use it.

Tim: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Basira: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tim: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Martin: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Elias.

Elias: No. Who broke it?

Melanie: Daisy’s been awfully quiet…

Daisy: Really?!

Melanie: Yeah, really!

-

Elias: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces.

[occasionally-good-ideas]

Ya know the Phandom has a distinct LACK of the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept and just- COME ON! Give me human danny IN SPACE!!! Y’all like ghosts to much to abandon it and just chuck your characters into whatever storyline you want??? ALIEN GHOSTS!!!

Yo Danny Fenton he was just fourteen, when his parents built a Very Strange Machine, it was designed to view a World Unseen. When it didn’t work his folks, they just quit! Then danny took a look inside of it, there was a Great Big Flash! Everything just CHANGED! HE GOT TELEPORTED ONTO AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT!!!!

The aliens are fuckin SCRAMBLING to figure out What The FUCK this bipedal, sassy, stressed out little guy is and HOW THE HELL IT GOT ONBORD?!??

Danny meanwhile has gone feral mode and is running around flipping furniture trying to get away from the ‘probably ghost monsters’ and ends up hiding in an air vent until the Aliens lure him out with food

They have nothing to translate each other’s languages so they communicate with tones, expressions and body language until they can teach Danny Common (a language taught in all schools so This doesn’t happen)

Now danny has alien friends and together they have to journey to Earth to get him home!!

What adventures will they have??? What cultural differences will we encounter?????? The silly misunderstandings?????? What’s the crew like?? Are they space pirates??? Outlaws?? Otherwise on the run from the Space Feds?????

It can be a crossover!!! Sleepy Bois INC enjoyers I know you have a good chunk of stories!!! And I know y’all like dcxdp you think you can make the BATFAM ALIENS??? I think you could