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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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psa

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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i do not have any disorders . these r symptoms of being an angel

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i gave your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate. idgaf

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they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Being in the top 1% of your top artist is mental, but have ya'll ever been in the top 0.5%? I've done it twice. Once for 2pm and the other for Somo.

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid