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content: female reader, NSFW
Alien partner has no idea how humans work, especially when it comes to mating. He's been wondering about it for the longest time, or rather - perhaps a better approximation - ever since he met you. He didn't expect your immediate willingness to satisfy his curiosity, however, and now he finds himself standing above your naked form, sliding his long, knotted digits in and out of what seems to be your genitals. Hopefully.
While he is beyond enticed by all the new sensations, such as the sight of your flushed face and the peculiar soft whimpers rolling out of your mouth with each thrust, he is also equally petrified. Every time you squint your eyes in pleasure, he turns and scrolls through his little digital notebook, scanning the paragraphs in sheer panic. He's been following an online tutorial he found on copulation among the Homo sapiens. He can't possibly confess his utter lack of knowledge to you, so the learning process must be done discreetly.
Suddenly, your thighs squeeze themselves together and he nearly chokes out in fear. Good Cosmic Lord, did he somehow mess up? Was there a wrong button to be pressed? As your inner muscles contract against his fingers, he can only watch, speechless and nervous, with beads of cold sweat coating his otherworldly features. His frantic academic search eventually lands him on one particular line.
Ah. You were just coming. He sighs deeply and admires the clear liquid now adorning his claws.
"Are you alright? You seem kind of pale," you question between shaky breaths.
"Most certainly," the creature reassures you, reaching for your hips and dragging you to his groin. "Do you think you can handle a second round?"
After all, he didn't have the chance to properly enjoy himself. This time his focus will be entirely on you. Don't worry, he's figured it out...more or less.
#alien x reader#alien x human#monster x reader#monster x human#terato#monster fucker#monster smut#monster boyfriend#exophelia
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nudder comm of this guy
#commission#dragon#creature#bsky banner. unforchies bsky is inconsistent in banner size across platforms so i just made this work as best i could#mostly by keeping important features central#uuh anyways commission me. bweeh \o/
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Berlin 2025 skeletour recap!
Tl;dr: no underwear confirmed by showing off ✨hair💫, continues tradition of papa giving Berlin extra love
More under the cut
Peacefield live is always so so so good, god what a great opener
One (1) song in and papa already showed skin
He's gotten much more creature since I last saw him in Frankfurt and I love thst for him
Spent a lot of time being in a creature competition with mostly rain, but also cirrus
He's also become much more of a diva in some interactions with ghouls and the audience, also after he did some vocals, I think it was the high bit at the end of spirit, very well and the audience cheered, he had this smug face (good for him and also deserved, his vocals are exceptional)
They played cmls and ftpttp again
He was very smiley today!!!
Dew is much more mobile now, still has the boot of course, but walks/limps around on stage a lot and is almost back to his usual little shit self
Phantom still carries the show, once again: he's so good!
Rain is very creature, headbangs so hard thst his headpiece flops around; did a very funny tired-of-your-shit bit when dew does his annoying guitar thing at the end of ritual
Cirrus is the queen, lots of tongue during her keytar solo, we stan. Her and dews sexy instrumental in umbra is SO well executed, they harmonise so so well
The other ghoulettes are very cute and joined dew again at the front of the stage, the cowbell still rules
silly Papa dance during TFIAL
The no jacket, only the silky shirt look for TFIAL is deadly and he KNOWS it. People need to stop the "perpetua is shy" thing, he's hot shit and he knows
He did quite a bit of fingering during cirice bye
And ALSO during dathoml (towards dew, too and dew did some filthy guitaring at him in response, sluts, both of them). German audience loved the song and he let us sing bits of it successfully!
Papa goes through it during satanized, especially during the guitar solo, but also the Latin part (featuring monkbias now on the screen??? Big cheer from the audience)... BUT I think he got the paralysed, laicised etc thing correctly this time???
Oh BTW the teleprompter is back, bht being the showman he is, he didn't look at it a lot tbh, he's VERY busy interacting with the audience and it's so nice to see
The way papa raises from below the stage with the cowbell raised above his head triumphantly before snapping out of it nd staring at it confused kills me
What also killed me was how he stared into my eyes again at the beginning of umbra for a LONG time and I just can't handle this, riperoni
Year zero live. Nuff said. Wonderful experience always. No serpent deceiver though, but he did count oddly
He was rather chatty today, he spoke some German again, talked about that he loves Berlin and thst he of course wasn't here before, but the other guys were. Mentioned the first show some 15 years ago and asked if someone was there (a guy cheered and was declared the boss now). Tf truly seems to enjoy Berlin, he always has very warm words for it (beyond the usual pleasantries singers always say for the place they're currently playing in)
Ktgg featured very bouncy papa again, and lots of skin when the shirt went up with his arms, he seemed to have a ton of fun, which is always nice to see
He blew a perpetua cosplayer a big prominent kiss which was hilarious
I think this is a good moment to mention that his shirt goes higher up than usual when he really lifts his arms and leans back and thst his already very low riding pants slip even lower all the time and combining these two things ended up showing us definite proof that there's no underwear anywhere, yeah, uhm. So. There was hair.
Absolute slut.
Taint tickling is BACK for mummy dust
He started mummy dust with thrusts right away, touched the ghulge intensely, deep thrusts for the usual thrusty bit, all around very horny, very growly, nice.
He did the school night bit again but didn't take into account that Berlin has a holiday tomorrow and was like "are you fucking with me????" 😂(same tbh bc I also only learned about the holiday today); always impressed with how good his German pronunciation is, he said Mittwoch perfectly
I can't express my love for monstrance clock as a closer enough. It was my first ghost song ever and it's such a fantastic closer with everyone singing it. Truly wonderful. And horny.
His encore speech was very funny, I forgot almost all of it sadly, but he mocked us in a fake German accent for being predictable and then said they're not like other bands, they don't have any good stuff for an encore left, they'll now play some improvised jazz rap or krautrock (I would kill for him to perform krautrock pls), he really was so relaxed and chatty!
Bouncy papa for Dance Macabre and we got a single "wobble!", more skin, more touching, more dying (I was the one dying)
Dew and Papa hugged before Squammer and Dew squeezed and kinda stroked his waist a bit during the little speech thing he does there (also pointing out Dews boot situation during the show!)
Squammer ended not with the long note but "right here, right... That's it, we are done Berlin" (or something like that, I don't remember the exact words but it was so funny)
Honestly these shows are so much fun, there's so much going on, they have figured out almost all the technical issues, it's so so good
He let the audience sing multiple bits, which is incredibly brave with German audiences, we are notoriously horrible and shy, but it worked WELL! Proud of us
I wish they'd turn up papas mic during some songs more and ESPECIALLY during his talking bits bc often you can't really hear him (often the drums are still going etc, it's very difficult to understand what he says sometimes)
I managed to smuggle a 750ml bottle into the venue in my bra so that's my big brag of the night, it saved my life - only for then to be killed by multiple papa eye contact incidents and the....... Other situation
#The band ghost#Ghost#Skeletour#Papa v perpetua#Papa v#Perpetua#Berlin 2025#It talks#Lus ghravel fun#I probably forgot a lot bht I had food poisoning until this morning and 87 headaches rn#So I'll add more tomorrow probably#Skeletour recap#Ritual recap
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Magic Object Idea
Reassembled Painting
Description: What seem to be the painting of a famous artist, but with something wrong. The original was a different painting of another famous artist that was then magically cut in small squares and glued precisely back on to look as the other work. The name of the original is on the back of the frame. It yearns to return its original state.
With an investigation roll of 13 or lower the character doesn’t notice anything, 14 to 17 the character notice the colours are slightly different and in some places wrong, 18 or higher and the character notices the cuts and realise what’s been done to the painting as they read the original painting’s name.
Functionality: once a person stands in a 30ft radius of the painting for a long period of time, the sound of scissor will be overheard repeatedly in the air, this sets the start of the “attack” of the painting. Depending on for how long the character is in sight of the painting, it will try to get their attention and to make them suffer its own curse by:
• Swapping colours of their features, for example making their hair the colour of their eyes and viceversa, or making their skin the colour of their armour and viceversa.
• Swapping two people’s features, in case there are at least two creatures in sight, for example swapping the hair, armour or voices of two characters.
Everything is restored after the character moves 40 feet away from the painting.
To restore the painting the players must either break its curse with magic or restoring it manually in two hours of in-game time where the effects are minimal as the painting returns to its original state. (Make it so there is a way for a character with no art knowledge to know how the original looks like, by either putting the painting somewhere where they can be helped by a professional or maybe by making them find earlier a book of paintings of famous artists)
Once the painting is restored, depending on the character that saved it’s class, it changes form:
Artificer: the painting fuses with their tools giving them a beautiful coat of color, +1 to any checks made using them.
Barbarian: the painting fuses with the barbarian to make tattoos of beautiful art all over their body, +1 to Cha checks
Bard: the painting fuses with the Bard’s instruments, +1 to any attack made using them (magic and not, but only attacks that would damage a creature or more)
Cleric: the painting fuses with their shield, turning it into a fine piece of art dedicated to their god or deity, +1 AC
Druid: the painting fuses with the staff of the Druid, or changes in a similar way their Druidic focus, to make it look like a beautiful representation of blooming nature
Fighter: the painting fuses with the boots of the fighter turning them into a beautiful peace of art, +5ft on all speeds (that are not set to 0)
Monk: The painting fuses with the knuckles of the Monk, marking them with beautiful tiny tattoos, +1 max ki point
Paladin: The painting fuses with the paladin’s blade, turning into to a shining piece of art with its hilt beautiful yet still practical. +1d4 damage dealt using the sword
Ranger: The painting fuses with their bow or ranged weapon, marking with drawings of the hunt, +1 to all Wis checks
Rouge: the painting fuses with the daggers of the rogue, turning them into a deep black colour when they hide but a beautiful piece of art when they don’t, +1d4 to sneak attacks damage
Sorcerer: the painting fuses with the body of the sorcerer as a beautiful tattoo forms on their chest, gain an additional metamagic option
Warlock: the painting fuses not only with the character but with the pact itself that they made with the patron, making your Eldritch Blast look like a beautiful piece of art as it blasts your enemies, +1d6 damage dealt using Eldritch Blast (for Hexblade, it fuses with the weapon and deals +1d4 damage)
Wizard: the painting fuses with the spell book of the wizard, making its cover much more beautiful and depicting the spells inside with drawings too, +1 to the number of recovered spell slots AFTER halving the Wizard level (a 4th level wizard will be able to recover 3 spell slots instead of 2)
Inspiration: the video above, the idea of a painting cut to pieces to form another came to me listening to the story of a Black actress being forced to learn how to act as a White actress.
#d&d#d&d 5e#dnd stuff#dungeons and dragons#d&d ideas#dnd homebrew#dnd5e#d&d 5th edition#dnd magic object#dnd magic item#dnd paladin#dnd warlock#dnd artificer#dnd bard#dnd barbarian#dnd cleric#dnd rogue#dnd ranger#dnd fighter#dnd wizard#dnd sorcerer#dnd#d&d homebrew
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(repost from old acc, it's been a few years since I've been on here)
Okay, so my friend has doodled in my chemistry notebook when I let them borrow it, then I began thinking,,
Steddie high school au
Eddie draws continuously in chemistry class and he has certain things he draws with inspiration from that class and doesn’t want to contaminate it with other classes so he hides the notebook, poorly, in hope that when he comes back, it'll still be there.
Steve comes to his seat, in the back of the class and notices it immediately. His first thought is that someone lost it so he grabs it in hopes of seeing a name but instead sees crazy drawings. Ranging from small sketches of supposed knights to fantasy creatures that Steve never would have thought of seeing.
"If found, leave where it is OR ELSE" It read in thick sharpie letters on the front page.
He felt bad for being nosy and going through it but he couldn't help himself as he continued looking through it. After some heavy overthinking, he decides to draw something back. He wasn't the most talented but he was better than most in his art classes, so hopefully they didn’t laugh too much at his attempt.
He decides to draw a jester, tried his best to shade in all perfectly and portion everything properly. To say the least, he was impressed with his final product because this is better than anything he’s ever done in is classes. Next to it he writes, as if the character was saying it, “You should put this in better places.”
He didn’t even focus in class, AT ALL.
But when he came back to the class, he found the notebook again. Took one look at it and tried to fight back the desire to just crack it open and see if they wrote back. His fingers itched to have the glosses cover turned open. just a peak. He tried to reason and at first he held back. Trying to focus in class but that ended terribly, so he grabbed the notebook after about 5 minutes of spacing out on the teacher and eyeing it.
When he opened the page, there it was. A reply.
It was a king, you could tell by the crown he wore but fangs were prominent in the grinning feature. Black curled hair that fell onto his shoulder that was covered by a dark suit. A hand stretched out with a sword towards the Jester, “There is a trespasser? And a fool? State thy business!”
Steve fucking giggled. Giggled! Of all things he could’ve done, he giggled! King Steve Harrington since freshman year, had all the ladies wooing at him and guys wanting to be him just giggled because the owner of the notebook drewsomething for him.
Steve would never get focus back into that class since he replied. Always waiting for the notebook and it became his priority. He didn’t understand how he was still passing that class with how much he began lacking!
They talked about simple silly things at first before Eddie began picking it up more, talking more about who he was but never stated a name, not yet. They weren’t ready for that.
Steve even helped Eddie decide on what to use as his Hellfire club signature look that was going to be fought to be published as an official club on school record!
But when the last page came along at the ending of the school year, Eddie spoke about it. Said, “It’s the end of the year, the last of this book. Could I finally ask your name?”
Steve’s whole world stopped spinning. He couldn’t even begin to explain the thoughts racing through his head.
When they know, would they stop being friends with him? No one truly liked Steve Harrington, he became popular by default of being a pretty boy and on the basketball team. Most talked about how his group of people were assholes and that he might as well be, too. He wasn’t oblivious, he knew what most people thought. He was a boy of a rich family that was spoiled. That wasn’t a lie, but his life wasn’t pretty, thanks to his father and mother. But could anyone really understand that? Walking through the door of his home in fear of what he’ll walk in and see, what would happen to him if he breathed wrong in the presence of his father?
What if when he says his name and they don’t want nothing to do with him? What if when he says his name, he loses the only honest friendship he has? What if they share the things he told them in the notebook to everyone else withproof as a way to ruin his life because they didn’t like him? Maybe they weren’t like that but Steve couldn’t take that risk. No one with this chance would not take it, right? Tommy would take it. The rest of the boys on the team would take it. Carol would take it and laugh about it. He couldn’t expect different from other people, right?
Steve’s breathing quickened as his chest tightened, tears welling up and he gripped his chest. He rushed out of class with an unsteady balance, the teacher yelling behind him and he didn’t return for that period, the notebook left open and unsigned.
He couldn’t.
That moment was talked about everywhere, how he rushed out of class and didn’t return. No one bothered to question why, just whispered how panicked he was. Poor Steve, they said mockingly in the halls but never to his face.
Eddie knew.
It didn’t take long to piece it all together, the incident, the opened notebook, the fact that it was all too much of a coincidence and the things he said just made sense for it to be Steve Harrington.
He didn’t want to believe it at first, laughing that it was just dumb and there was no way that Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington was talking to Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson with passion. But then again, they both didn’t know who each other was.
When Steve talked about dumb moments with his ‘friends’ and how he felt bad for the people they ‘hung’ around, the games he lost and how he beat himself up, even the moments that Steve told him how he hated the social ranking - it all should have made sense. At first, Eddie thought that the person writing back was like him, a freak with nerdy interest. Which, in a different font, Steve was.
However, as the next few years flied by, Eddie just watched Steve from afar. From sucking faces with Nancy Wheeler in the hallway, picking her up and twirling her around, smiling bright because he was happy to the moments that it looked like Steve was seconds away from turning over and dying. The bruises that cascaded over certain parts of his body being a brushed off topic and the fear that was in his eyes when he turned the corner. Like he knew things he shouldn’t.
There was raw fear, hatred, anger and even disgust that Eddie was able to recognize. Part of him wondered where the happiness went and the other was tired of him staying afar, wanting to talk to him because Steve Harrington was more than just a pretty boy from what he knew and the look on his eyes only said more.
Eddie never got to, Steve rushed past every day, ready to get the day over and he couldn’t talk to him. Soon, Steve graduated and Eddie was held-back again and he took that as a sign. A strong one. To just get over it. He was never going to know Steve Harrington and it was stupid for him to even think so. Plus, if he did, it was stupid! The town freak with the most loved boy in town? Not a good duo. So, he stayed afar for good.
Until he didn’t.
Steve Harrington waltzed in with an arguing Dustin Henderson, the club all watching the two before Steve Harrington scoffed. “I’m serious, I’m not playing your nerdy campaign just because you’re missing a person! I don’t understand it,” He said, pushing a bag towards Dustin’s chest. “You know I’m not smart enough to understand that.”
Before Dustin could reply, Eddie took that as his chance to finally greet them. He climbed out of his chair rather loudly, catching both of their attention before walking up to Steve, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning forward.
“Well, Well, if it isn’t the missing Jester.” He said, a cocky tone laced within it
It took only a few seconds before Steve’s eyes widened when it clicked.
“No. Fucking. Way.”
#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie fic#steve x eddie#steddie au#steddie ficlet#eddie x steve#eddie munson x steve harrington#Steve Harrington x Eddie munson#steddie fanfiction
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packing FAQ by trans guy supply here .
you can also ask me questions about packing and i'll try to answer to the best of my ability !
PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL OF THE SHOPS LISTED ARE 18+, minors do not interact with this post .
fantasy packers list, with updated links:
Human packers with fantasy colors:
New York Toy Collective's Pierre
New York Toy Collective's Archer
Gramma's Sausages Models (Custom Colors)
Werewolf/Canid packers:
Kudu Voodoo's Frederick
BatBitesArt's Beau
Vulpini Design's Sheath
Darque Path's Skoll
Weredog's Canine
Kreature Toy's Lycan
Feline Packers
Creature Feature Toys' Rory
Dragon/Reptilian packers:
Fantasticock's Dracul
Fantasticock's Drakko
MadeToWere's Bask
FantasyGrove's Thorne
Kudu Voodoo's Darien
Alien Packers:
Fantasticock's Anatarei
Fantasticock's Deux
SomethingSquishy's Alien
Tentacle Packers:
Fantasticock's Karuno
Darque Path's Nereid
Kraken Monster Lab's Looong John Silver
Kraken Monster Lab's Davie Bones
Bug/Insect Packers:
BatBitesArt's Grub
BatBiteArt's Marl
Plant/Flower Packers:
Faux Phallus' Daffodil (Must DM to order.)
Angel/Demon/Divine Packers:
SomethingSquishy's Claw
BatBitesArt's Dominion
BatBitesArt's Diadem
Wyvern's Vault's Aamon
Ungulate Packers:
Creature Feature Toys' Kose
Weredog's Equine
Robot Packers:
Magic Within Curio's P3N15
Unique fantasy packers that don't fit a catagory:
SquidlyCo's Mr. Peacock
Kudu Voodoo's Lennex
Completely custom commissions:
SomethingSquishy's Information
have a fantasy packer I haven't seen ? feel free to DM a link to your shop !
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Good morning
#My eyelid is twitching so badly this morning ough#p.ai.nter#p.ai.nter pressure#p.ai.nter fanart#Creature feature: a.k.a#Sebastian solace#Artist on Tumblr#pressure#pressure roblox#roblox#This is mostly a quick doodle of something that was in my head for a while
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whenever i see a fankid for a ggg ship involving one or more gods i always pause to think about the logistics of it all in a world where godhood is granted by an external force as opposed to being an intrinsic quality, and i think my ultimate conclusion is that if a grove god had a kid with either another god or a mortal it would just make a regular mortal. no funky divine powers here unless they decide to ascend later, sorry.
anyways then i started toying with the idea of a lovestory fankid who's like, Alarmingly normal. regular lifespan. no creature features like his old papa rabbit-toon-thing. no artistic inclinations whatsoever. his favorite things are stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the simpsons, and dirt. his dream job is a 9-5 cubicle gig that sounds completely fake, like Talent Delivery Specialist or Conversation Architect. his parents love him dearly and are also very, very baffled by him.
here is some concept art for him. i hope he makes you Feel. feel what? that's for you to decide.
#psa#my art#great god grove#ggg lovestory#ggg oc#fankid#are there tags for ggg fankids or do i just gotta hit post and hope i don't get Smited
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Creature Feature: Vampire
Are you a fan of Twilight, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or Dracula? Today is all about Vampires!
Whether they’re canonically featured in fandoms as major or minor characters, antagonists, or as a recurring character, these creatures have had a place in media for a long time.
There’s a lot of fanart and fanfiction containing vampires, and some of the most common tropes are sire bonds—a well-known trope from vampire centric fandoms—biting, claiming, or for vampire characters to become human.
Other fandoms where vampires play a minor or no role fill their lack of canon-specific vampire lore by turning canon or original characters to vampires.
Tell us who your favorite vampire is in the comments and head on over to Fanlore to check out our vampire page!
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the creature…
Featuring… the feature

I actually wanna lock in and properly draw that design you did of roddy, but alas I’m going to work soon so SPEEDedddd
#transformers#maccadam#ask#Rodimus#sideswipe#EEEEEE#YOU COOKED BRO#HEHEHEHEH#LASSO TOOL ON TOP🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Adam be silly :3


Creature feature
#the mandela catalogue#tmc#adam murray#tmc adam#the mandela catalog#mandela catalogue#tmc fanart#the mandela catalog fanart#mandela catalouge fanart
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Double Creature Feature - Stella and Andre Goetia
Here it is, Stella and Andre. You can probably tell where Stella's Backstory was inspired by.
Stella
The youngest out of 10 siblings Stella was the only female and the last child of the family. Andre was her eldest brother who cared deeply for her. Stella was supposed to be married off the moment she was old enough to. Stella was born a runt which meant constant bullying and mistreatment. She was set to marry someone before Stolas but because the other guy wasn't a "fun guy" she rejected it. Stella contracted a severe undocumented case of the Bird Flu which caused a lot of strife and expectations. She was expected as the child and only defacto girl to wave and act pretty. Even when she was exhausted. Even when she was told to shut up and obey. Even when she was forced to be kind to her father. Stella had several miscarriages (infertile eggs) before Octavia became her Rainbow Baby, despite tricking Stolas into marrying her (A la Bloberta.) she felt nothing towards Stolas. Not even love, not even hate. Just... detestation. It even highlighted and flared when Octavia was "born" she tried to be a present mother knowing that she couldn't. But with Stolas being absent and never there. She had to be the only stable parent. Sometimes her past comes to bite her in the ass, and this is where she found out the Imp she actually loved, Blitzo was sleeping with Stolas. She never blamed Blitzo, but blamed Stolas for everything as he was a "monster" and it was "in his nature" to seduce weak people into ever being with him.
Andre
Being the eldest, Andre was parentified. Oftentimes having to raise his rowdy 9 brothers and when his youngest sibling Stella was born. He had a mission to protect her. While his other siblings were married off fairly quickly. Stella often leaned on him for support, either from the pain of depression or being lonely. Andre became her support. Andre wanted to be there for his sister but sadly after the death of their parents and his eventual sworn in as the King of Ars Goetia he had abandoned his protectiveness and decided to effectively focus on work.
#hazbin hotel redesign#hazbin hotel rewrite#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel critique#anti hazbin fandom#anti hazbin hotel#fuck hazbin hotel#fuck vivziepop#anti helluva boss#helluva boss critical#helluva boss redesign#helluva boss rewrite#stella redesign#rehabresorts#nightattheresort
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I think I might be the only one in the critical community, but. I absolutely hate the take of "something doesn't look like a demon" not a specific demonology demon, just a random character whose meant to be a demon. Or the goddamn, "hell is supposed to be a place where you get tortured forever", like how some anon brought that up about gaslight district, when its hell system is not that? The earth in gaslight district is just a rotted place, no evidence of actual divine intervention among the day to day lives of the rottlings so far.
Because what do those people want? Every other cartoon show just has demons be red things with horns, and hell be a fiery pit. Heck, there's already a show with the typical hell and demon system: Satina!
And the thing is, I like the art concept where a creature has the name of a thing, but doesn't look like how you expect it to. Like a mermaid that's just a giant angler fish with a corpse for the bulb, or a dragon that has been given so many features it doesn't register as a one at first glance (see, og httyd book dragons), or a fairy that's just a fucked up magic mosquito.
I just feel like this kind of critique puts limits what concepts can be executed well. And I'm a firm believer in the fact that not all critique will be good critique. Like people who say that hazbin doesn't have enough cishets (on a video with about a 100k views, mind you)
~critiqueception anon, [because some people have their hearts in the right place, but their minds on another plane]
I agree completely! One of the tough things about critiquing Viv's stuff is that she really does receive a lot of really dumb criticism. "This started out as this and transitioned poorly to this different thing" is a valid critique, and "This is trying to be this and failing" is too. But I've never understood people who argue, "Why wasn't HH/HB this completely different thing that it never, ever showed signs of being right from the very beginning?"
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Giving this to a couple of the Entities when they have time, I’ll leave it in the drafts until at least Ruger has had a chance to answer, and hopefully Shekel, cause those two would like it I think. I’d also love to see Damian respond to get to know him a bit better, but I know technology is not his thing. Not sure if Pitt or Rocky or Grey will be interested but they would be neat as well <3
Ruger:
1. Despite already being an alter, I’m a therian! I have my own human body in the inner world who is a therian. This confuses our host. I find that funny.
2. I’m a Rottweiler!
3. Sometimes I feel more dog like than others, but it’s usually a gradual change.
4. I stress everybody out because I eat a lot when fronting and usually we have trouble with food (but I am always so so hungry and I will always be so so hungry)
5. They seem neat! I don’t front enough to make friends but they’re cool
6. I have a collar with a tag that says beast on one side and whore on the other, and I love it.
7. Nah. We vibing. This is also something that confuses the host.
8. Find what brings you joy.
9. See collar mentioned above
10. I exist as a creature of passion and greed to balance out the system’s prevalent fear of appearing too needy or demanding or excessive.
Shekel:
1. I don’t have any particular association with the body so I don’t use specific terminology. In the inner world I’m an abandoned mutant/laboratory experiment.
2. Types of animals? I’m partially a person and partially a wolf, although some of my features are a bit more horse or dragon like.
3. I don’t shift, although Jay (our host) says I have a very vivid feeling when I switch in and can fuck with his perception of the body if that makes sense?
4. I don’t do much life outside of the inner world so it doesn’t effect me much, but I prefer wearing fur and eating fish when I’m fronting, stuff like that.
5. I don’t engage with strangers, I’m one of the boundary focused alters - others like Rocky love making friends and getting close to people, but some of the others and I have to mitigate that by being inherently suspicious and fast to push people away. In other words, the community looks very nice but I don’t trust anyone enough to engage much.
6. Unironically, werewolf smut is nice and feral and affirming. I also like that the body is used to walking on its toes, the way my legs are built doesn’t translate well to a human shape and being up on the toes is one of the only things that feels right.
7. Always. The body is a foot and a half shorter than I’m supposed to be, it’s the wrong shape, I don’t have fur or claws or ears. The only things that are right is the set of my shoulders and the fact that I’m bipedal.
8. Be fierce, but be kind. Love hard, but don’t force yourself to be tame.
9. My fur vest helps, and we technically have a tail, but I don’t get too dysphoric about the lack of a tail so I don’t usually use it. I want claws.
10. We suspect I’m a knockoff and divergent version of Wolf from The Lunar Chronicles, and while even in the internal world I’m not built to be good at fighting, I’m pretty sure I exist because we felt powerless and needed someone feral enough to protect us.
Pitt:
1. I consider myself nonhuman.
2. I am an angel.
3. I do not shift or change.
4. In the inner world I am blind, so seeing is a challenge when fronting.
5. N/A
6. Having our glasses off helps.
7. Not particularly. I miss my wings when fronting sometimes.
8. I have no advice.
9. No, it wouldn’t be enough.
10. In a way, I have the most religious trauma since I was a part of it, a part of god, and now I am cast aside. I formed so that Jay doesn’t have to feel guilty over what he has been through. He is not alone. I will keep him company.
Grey:
- I don’t know what categories there are. I’m just…. Here, and not remotely human.
- I’m a forest cryptid and my physical form is somewhat close to a wolf with something Wrong with it.
- my form… wavers sometimes, but I don’t know if I’d describe it as a shift.
- I don’t front much, but when I do I’m the second most likely to be nonverbal and the most likely to snarl/snap my teeth/bite anyone who crosses my boundaries (that unfortunately are much stricter than the boundaries of most of the others)
- I know nothing about the community.
- I’m very nocturnal, so I tend to stay up and Lurk in the dark.
- I don’t feel dysphoria. My true corporeal form is unable to fully contain me so it makes sense that this human body can’t either.
- to new alterhumans: if growling is the best way you can express your boundaries in the moment, it is a valid method and it’s not your fault if people don’t understand.
- I don’t need gear.
- long ago there was a boy that was hungry. His teeth grew long and his heart grew inky and his hands grew claws. The forest shoved into his soul, ripping it open and pressing inside. The boy has been hungry so long he cannot feel it - but if you try to take his food from him the wolf he became will shred the flesh off your bones.
Damian:
I don’t know shit about dick so who knows
I’m a demon
I don’t shift
I don’t live everyday life
I didn’t know there was a community
I think hitting someone with my car would feel good but I am not supposed to try that
I have a vivid sense of self but I don’t feel uncomfortable inhabiting this body, my true form overlays it in a way so it’s kind of like a possession and feels perfectly fine
I’m pretty sure any advice I have to give is not something Jay would let me say
It would be fun to have synthetic teeth, but I don’t think anyone could make teeth that actually match my true form
I came from hell to fuck around :)
(So much barking) Rocky!!!
1. Ohhh!!!! There are categories?? That’s awesome!! :D I dunno
2. I’m an Australian shepherd mix!! Not really a therian or anything, I’m just A Doggo :]
3. I don’t shift I just am ^-^
4. Uhhhh idk!!!
5. I LOVE COMMUNITIES BC I LOVE PEOPLE PEOPLE ARE THE BEST
6. Wiggling around and barking and stuff!!
7. … :D … I have never felt a bad feeling in my life!!
8. Hiiiiii I love youuuu
9. I have a collar and a tag with my name on it!!!!!!
10. Uhhhhh I exist to wiggle and bark and love people!!! ^-^
If you are an alter/nonhuman, reblog and answer these questions!
(don't be afraid to write a lot, do what you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
1/ Which category of alterhumanity do you belong to?
2/ What/who is/are your type(s)? (if you have any)
3/ Do you experience shifts? If so, can you tell us your most common shifts and your strangest cameo shift (if you've ever had a cameo shift)?
4/ How do you experience your alterhumanity in everyday life?
5/ What do you think of the community?
6/ What are the things that make you most comfortable and euphoric in your alterhumanity?
7/ Are you experiencing species dysphoria?
8/ What advice would you like to say to a young alterhuman who has just awakened?
9/ Do you have/want to have gears?
10/ Do you know/have any theories about the origin of your alterhumanity? If so, tell us! (all beliefs are legitimate)
11/ Tag someone/a creature to answer these questions!ㅤᵕ̈
#long post#after months of this in our drafts all of our known alterhumans responded!!!!#really wild we even got Dami on this one he almost never fronts#endo safe#plurality#pluralgang
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The merman at the dock
Finally. The fish Izuku just caught is big enough for Eri and him to make a decent dinner with.
However, as the green haired merman swims across the bay, next to a construction the humans call dock, a metallic piece, something like a hook, gets stuck in the fish and snatches it from Izuku's hand.
Izuku knows what that thing is, he's seen it a couple of times because he gets close to the shore very often; he's curious about humans and has learned a thing or two about them, and no matter how many times his friends have told him they're dangerous he keeps returning to that place.
However, this time he's a little bit irritated, so he follows the hook and tries to take the fish back; humans use that kind of stuff to catch fish with. Usually, Izuku finds their creativity fascinating, but right now he knows Eri is waiting for him and she's hungry.
Izuku pops his head up a bit and finally, his head is out of the water. The dock is mostly empty; there's just one blond human with a rod in his hands.
Everyone has warned him not to interact with humans directly, but Izuku is slightly pissed and desperate to go back to Eri.
He honestly has no idea why he wants to confront the human, but he'll do it.
"Hey!" Izuku says, getting closer to the dock. "That's mine! Give it back! I caught it first!"
"What do you mean?" The blond narrows his eyes immediately, getting irritated. "You don't even have the proper gear! What are you talking about? And what are you doing in there? It's cold!"
The last bit surprises Izuku the most because despite being clearly annoyed, the human sounds a little bit concerned for him too.
"I don't need that. I caught it underwater and your metal thing took it from me."
Narrowing his eyes even more, the blond gets closer to the edge to see Izuku up close.
"Is this a prank?" He says, finally noticing Izuku's pointy ears, before looking around with suspicion. "Is someone taking a video of this?"
"What?" Izuku shakes his head and rises one of his hands above the surface. "Just give me my fish back."
"It's mine now."
Izuku pouts before moving his fish tail with annoyance. It makes a splash noise behind him.
"What was THAT?" The human looks over the merman's shoulder in confusion. "I think there's something behind you... you... come here I'll help you get out."
"This is my fin!" Izuku says, splashing the water with it again.
The blond blinks a couple of times before he starts laughing.
"Do you think just because you're beautiful and are wearing a nice cosplay I'm going to fall for this bullshit? HA!"
There are a couple of words Izuku doesn't understand, but it's clear the human doesn't believe him.
Izuku frowns at him and the blond just smirks back in response. However, he offers his hand to him.
"Come on. You must be freezing. Tell your idiot friends who convinced you to do this to fuck off and come with me."
Izuku pouts again and jumps above water, just like some of the bigger sea creatures have taught him.
The human watches with his jaw dropped and blinks until Izuku is back in the water.
"I'm not lying."
"What? How?"
"Now, please give me back my–"
The human takes off his shirt, grabs the fish and jumps right in with it.
"Here," the human hands the fish to him, staring so intensely at him that Izuku has to look away for a moment.
Now that he's up close, Izuku has to admit that the human has nice features; he's handsome.
"Are you real?"
Izuku chuckles and the blond smiles sincerely for the first time.
"Of course I am!"
"Bakugo Katsuki," the human says, bowing his head a bit, Izuku has seen humans do that so he does it right back at him.
"Midoriya Izuku."
"Sorry for taking your fish, Izuku."
The merman shakes his head; he's not sure how it works in the human world, but calling him by his first name is very intimate among mer people. However, Izuku decides not to correct him.
"It's okay, I would've let you have it, but this one is for Eri."
"Is Eri your spouse?" Katsuki looks slightly disappointed at that and Izuku assumes the word spouse must mean something bad or sad.
"What's a spouse?"
"Someone you spend your life with, someone you love, sometimes you have children with this person."
"You mean a mate?" Izuku says before bursting into laughter. "No, she's my child!"
"So you do have a spouse... I mean mate."
"No, I don't have a mate yet." This time, the merman turns slightly pink. "She's... I found her, she was abandoned... but now she's my family."
Katsuki nods, looking suddenly happier now.
"You should go back to the surface," Izuku mumbles, pressing one of his hands against the human's cheek. He's shivering; he doesn't look good. "You're cold."
"I'm fine!" Katsuki says stubbornly.
"Go back, Kacchan."
"Kacchan?"
Izuku blushes to the tip of his ears, but still smiles at the human, he doesn't look that upset at the nickname.
"You're Kacchan now."
"Tch, fine!" He huffs, prompting Izuku to grin at him again.
"Take care, Kacchan."
"Wait!" The human takes Izuku's hand, stopping him from leaving. "Will I see... will you come back?"
"I will, I promise!"
It seems Izuku has a human friend now. He can't wait to tell Eri.
***
He comes back a week after that, early in the morning; he makes sure no one else is around first before popping his head out.
Katsuki is there, but he looks sad this time, Izuku gets closer, ready to ask him if he can help, when the human finally notices him.
The smile on his face makes him look really soft; his sadness vanishes like it was nothing in the first place.
"I was beginning to think you were just a dream, Izuku."
The merman shakes his head, feeling suddenly very happy and giddy for some reason.
"I'm very real, Kacchan!"
The human jumps right into the water with him and Izuku starts telling him about Eri. Katsuki talks about his parents and friends and they spent a couple of hours like that until Izuku begs him to get out because it's cold.
Each week they meet at the dock and talk about each other cultures and customs; Izuku feels so happy around him, although he gets slightly flustered because he has noticed that his heart beats in a way it shouldn't each time he's in front of Katsuki.
Then the human takes a small boat in order to stay a little bit longer with Izuku. The merman shows him a cave where he spends time with Eri sometimes.
She's very shy so Izuku doesn't introduce the two of them until a month later.
However, she likes the human; she was slightly nervous around him at first, but Katsuki quickly won her over.
Eri is not with them all the time, but the human always asks about her, which is something Izuku finds very endearing.
When they're alone, Katsuki teaches him a lot of things about humans, like a handhold, which is a way to show affection in a physical way to another human; Izuku likes those, they feel great.
One day, as they spend time in the cave, Katsuki gets closer to him, cups his face with both hands and presses their lips together; Izuku doesn't know what that means or what he's supposed to do, but as Katsuki moves his lips against his, the merman realizes it feels great and tries to mimic his movements.
"This how mates show each other affection, Izuku."
"Oh... oh!" The merman blushes to the tip of his ears and shakes his head. "But we're not–"
"Would you like to be my mate, Izuku?"
Izuku wants that, he really does; he has fallen in love with Katsuki in the last few months, but...
"We're from different worlds, Kacchan..."
"I don't give a fuck," Katsuki huffs, pulling him closer. "I love you."
Izuku starts tearing up, but he gives in and rubs their noses together.
"This is how mates show affection in my culture, Kacchan," he mumbles shyly, a smile forming on his lips as he notices Katsuki is grinning back at him.
"Does that mean you..."
"Yes, Kacchan. I'd love to be your mate."
Katsuki gives him another human kiss that Izuku enjoys a lot and afterwards he presses their foreheads together.
"We'll make it work, Izuku."
"I know we will, Kacchan."
Izuku makes a mental note to explain to Katsuki about mating bites, but that can wait.
Even though he's made up his mind and he'll try to make it work with Katsuki, Izuku knows his friends won't like it when he tells them.
But he doesn't have to tell them right now.
Right now, he just wants to enjoy the time he has with his mate.
***
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