#cream cheese snake

[alex-frostwalker]

Me after coming back to OvenBreak be like-

[heyy-lynnivory]

My Favorites + Template

[princessacexsnake]

The Gangreen Gang all enjoying breakfast at a buffet here!

Made by me! (x)

[jrwiyuri]

Everybody hates girl dinner and it makes me so sad because I don’t use tiktok enough to understand what’s wrong with it I just saw the original girl who did it and fell in love

[the-cookies-of-darkness]

OCs who have Refs... refs lol

And those who don't have refs I'll add a description of at least. Bad thing is that Tumble has an image limit :b

Nightshade Cookie

No ref. I don't have any real idea on what to make him look like other than he has black hair and dough color is on the darker side

Edit: Thanks to @blitztheatomicbomb for drawing Nightshade!

Salak Cookie

Void Cookie

No ref. Image a HUGE cookie that's completely black with purple accents, purple eyes that could even glow, and crystals sticking out his back

Coconut Pecan Cookie

No ref. In Cookie form, her dough is two different colors mixed. You can get a rough idea by looking up "Chimera Person." In Chimera form, each of her heads are made out of different things. The lion head is Coconut, with the husk looking similar to a mane because IDK if female chimeras would still have a mane :b, the goat head being pecan shelled, the dragon head being mainly just sugar cookie, and a jelly snake as a tail (The snakes that eat the jelly frogs in Grapefruit's trial)

Bugtrap “Pitcher Plant” Cookie/Dragon

Cookie form ref:

Dragon description: He looks like a Monstrous Nightmare from HTTYD, but more green and the spikes are red and his tail is a giant sundew

Soap Cookie and his pet Defensive Ducky

Frostbite Dragon

She's an ice dragon with spear-like scales. If I had to put a ref to it, the image used in this Fantasy Realm video. However their artist credit link goes to some website called wallpaperup? But searching the image I can somewhat-safely say it was drawn by somebody on Deviantart? I guess? IDK I don't have a DA account so *shrug* this is just a whole can of worms that I don't wanna get into.

Christmas Cactus Cookie

Atemoya Cookie

Before you judge it being freaking AI art, it was from Dall-e mini during that craze, and I really don't wanna get too deep into the controversy. If it's stealing the design from somebody, just tell me and I'll draw him properly.

The red splotch is a butterfly and he has one of the farming backpack... basket... thingies...

He also has Skelecake Roomates, two Jam Skelecake Warriors named Jammy and Dodger, a Choco Skelecake Warrior named Cupcake, and a Skelecake Cook named Burns. Jammy has thicker white lines on his horns.

Thimbleberry Cookie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I literally had so much trouble thinking of design ideas for her that she almost never even made it. She's from House Raspberry, she has pink hair which is in a ponytail, she's a vampire via bitten so she has that little bite mark, and I really wanted to play up a joke about thimbles. Just.... ugh

G

You're just gonna have to ignore the crappy art style on G here he was one of my first cookie run OCs before I realized there's ways to draw that look better than MS Paint

Soive the Tree Sword

Credit to Jax for drawing Soive for me. Before we even settled on a name, no less. (I'm just assuming you don't want me to ping your main blog, Jax)

Muenster and Monster Cookie

The DANKS

Enchantberus

(also drawn by Jax but also his sister) (Edit, added a version with accessories :D)

Jade

(also drawn by Jax and his sister)

Pawpaw Cookie the Werefox

Faceless Fish Cookie the underwater "terror"(not really, but that's how others treat him)

Blue Raspberry

Jackfruit is the only one of the tribe that has a ref

but here's info on the rest of the tribe

[heartlilith]

WHAT THE VENUS SIGNS REMIND ME OF

🩷Oddly specific things I think about when I hear ______ venus

Aries Venus: Summer, rubies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, rollercoasters, fast cars, the color red, vampire fangs, Saturday nights, liquor stores and gas stations, fireworks, sour candy, cool bic lighters, “you’re mine”, Mario Kart, boys who wear nail polish, fuck it energy, oversized sweatshirts, middle finger emoji, cherries

Taurus Venus: Satin pillowcases, white candles, pearls, mirrors, hand holding, walking someone home at night, vinyls, red lipstick, full lips, fancy dinner dates, the wine and dine, old romantic movies, wallets and purses, hotels, French manicures, old money, “I won’t get on my knees for no man”

Gemini Venus: Driving around at night listening to music, reading to someone, comedy shows, mimosas, Samantha from Sex and the City, libraries, nerd kink, hot teachers/student kink, emerald green, laughter, swing sets, looking out of the window and just watching, untied shoelaces, dogs and puppies, dad jokes

Cancer Venus: Soft feather pillows, a bowl of warm soup, a bubble bath, tears and running mascara, babies and how babies laugh, poetry, “I’ll be whatever you want me to be”, hot tubs, hot coffee, teddy bears, heartbeats, soft hands & skin, lotion, bagels and cream cheese, doodling in your journal

Leo Venus: Lip gloss, mojitos, getting drunk at brunch, diamond tennis bracelets, drunk texts you regret sending later, the block button, lonely nights, shooting stars, blowing bubbles, piggy back rides, art museums, glittery eyeshadow, jumparoos, birthday parties

Virgo Venus: Taking a shower, Dove soap, smooth skin, symmetry, butterflies, the smell of books, getting a facial or going to the spa, chicken caesar salads, the good tasting water, chunky headphones, acoustic guitar, running errands, getting your eyebrows done, neat handwriting, neutral colors, sushi

Libra Venus: Blush, dimples, Y2K fashion, Hello Kitty, makeup skills, those little hand mirrors, princes and princesses, cupcakes, pedicures, Margaritas, taking pictures, art, castles, Disney movies, daisies, spin the bottle, cartwheels, soft hair, bubblegum, skincare, watermelon and pineapple

Scorpio Venus: Psychology, neck tattoos, “until death do us part”, Kings & Queens, snakes, sacred sex, chess, secrets, hickeys, the feeling after you stay up all night, the feeling of being at a concert, roses, knives, tequila shots, legs intertwined, dirty martinis, sparklers, Avril Lavigne, fantasy books, true crime and dark history

Sagittarius Venus: Clouds, rock climbing, rappers, Hip Hop and R&B, going on vacation, açaí bowls and fresh fruit, sun kissed/radiant skin, the color yellow, retreats, history, yoga and Pilates, spicy food, “it is what it is”, curly hair, the smell of weed, casinos, the last day of school, Las Vegas

Capricorn Venus: Leather, red wine, the cow pattern, cowgirl boots, the color brown, espresso, dark chocolate, briefcase of money like in the movies, the movie Scarface, whiskey on the rocks, bosses, owls, turtle necks, caramel, wearing suits, lingerie, business, New York City

Aquarius Venus: Lightbulbs, telescopes and microscopes, LED lights, hamsters, college parties, glitter, peace signs, 70s concerts, food trucks, skipping school, “fuck it”, diving in the pool, the beach at night, disco balls, getting detentions in school

Pisces Venus: Mermaids, kittens, cartoons and Disney princesses, champagne, Webkinz, little kid stories like Goldilocks, 3 Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, clear glittery lip gloss, holographic, snowmen and icicles, swimming in the pool, flower gardens, glow sticks , picnics, bumblebees, sand castles, elementary art class, 3D movies

Book a Reading 🩷

Masterlist 🩷

[vaguely-concerned]

Eight Little Talons Reread Thoughts

Which, I’ll level with you folks, is mostly just me gushing about Teia and Viago and how much they should kiss because of who I am as a person, but maybe also some actual observations sprinkled in. This is still my favourite story in Tevinter Nights, I think, there’s so much Character Stuff in it. Let’s go!

Viago hated carriages—no amount of plush seating could make up for the inevitable ache of being knocked around like weighted dice. But decorum insisted, and he would not be outclassed by his fellow Talons.

Vs.

“You didn’t take a carriage.” 

“My luggage did. But I couldn’t resist the opportunity for a country jaunt.” She nodded toward the thoroughbred Taslin strider grazing on the top of the hill. “Andoral so rarely gets a chance to let loose in Rialto.” 

“You named your horse after an archdemon?” 

“Don’t worry, Vi. I won’t let him nip you.

You know… Andarateia might gain some illusion of normalcy by standing next to the most paranoid wound-up-tight repressed man around to provide contrast, but I think it’s crucial we keep in mind that she is also nuts. Naming your horse after an archdemon IS an insane thing to do in the world of Thedas huh. I suppose she genuinely seems to think of Caterina Dellamorte as a warm maternal figure and is in love with a tetchy snake of a guy too, it does all start to add up when you look at it like that.

— Beneath the smooth samite, he felt like a sinewy ball of tension. Teia suspected contact of any kind made Viago uncomfortable. It would explain why he swathed himself in indigo from chin to toe and refused to remove his gloves during dinner.

He offers his arm to her and doesn’t pull away when they meet Caterina — only when Dante shows up. Interesting (and possibly part of why Caterina seems to consider the two of them a cleverly stabilizing package deal when they get along lol). I love the mix of playful seduction and genuine fond, intimate knowledge and interest Teia has for him all the way through too — speculating about his childhood, trying to divine his thoughts and intentions, testing to see how he reacts to different things. And it’s so sweet that she seems to regard him with this affectionate amusement and fascination (which he seems to be afraid means that she’s mocking him but is, I think, just another level of appreciation she has for him. Correctly. Because he’s one of the funniest people in Thedas both in concept and in practice. Accountant brained-ass noodle arm Vetinari homage poison specialist. Teia’s neurotic purse dog of a man. Sole royal bastard who willingly chose to have a boring Antivan day job (killing people) and makes spreadsheets about it.) 

— “Not exactly welcoming, are they?” Teia whispered, her breath warm against his ear. 

Viago’s grip tightened on the head of his walking stick.

I swear to god courtney woods is so fucking good at writing romantic and sexual tension. One sentence!!! She drops in a one-sentence detail and it says everything!!!! She has such a knack for consistently adding these details without getting overindulgent or spelling it out too much that I really admire, I tend a bit more towards indulging too much as a writer that way myself so her sense of where to show restraint has me in awe 

— “Don’t ‘Nonna’ me, Andarateia Cantori,” Caterina snapped, although the heat in her voice had lowered to a simmer. “Not even my actual grandchildren call me that.” 

“Well, considering who your grandchildren are,” Teia responded, “I’m not surprised.” 

“How is Master Lucanis?” Viago asked.

Hell yeah Lucanis mention! Can’t wait to see how their dynamics will turn out in-game, we could be in for some truly spectacular and absurd workplace comedy nonsense if we’re lucky

— As always, Viago had with him his leather case of poisons and antidotes for toxins typically hidden in ingredients such as olives, truffles, pasta, lamb, cheese, cream, and alcohol. But he had not expected eggplant.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, I love Viago so much he’s such a perfect weirdo. Reader, he had not expected eggplant. 

— Taking a deep breath, Viago focused on tying his cravat—an ordinarily simple task except now Teia was running her hands across every surface in his room, and his fingers kept slipping on the final knot. “It would help if you removed the gloves,” Teia remarked. “Surely your own cravats haven’t been tampered with.”

Viago being just… seethingly horrifically despairingly horny every time Teia shows up is so amazing, and Teia clearly paying A Lot of attention to his hands and his reactions at all times… again, courtney woods s tier sexual tension provider. 

— “No,” she said, crossing her arms. “Not until we boil some water.” 

Viago raised a brow. “Eight people were poisoned in this room.” 

“Then run your little tests to make sure it’s safe, but I refuse to look at another dead body until I’ve had my coffee.”

I must take care to repeat: teia is also fucking nuts (affectionate). It’s SO FUNNY that her slightly lighter and softer moral take on being a Crow means she does feel bad about the servants ending up in the crossfire, but she will also demand that viago make her coffee with their horrifically bloated corpses still strewn about the room fhdsjka. 

— Teia had often imagined what it would be like to kiss Viago. She told herself it was only natural. He was handsome, in his own way, and wound up so tight that she likened him to a giant knot. He was a challenge to untie—to twist and pull and loosen until the tension gave way and he unraveled, laying bare all his secrets. But knots were a delicate business. Tug the wrong way and you could end up with a noose.

I know I KNOW they have sex so weird and intimate and no one even takes their clothes off during it I know it in my heart

— “Do you not think you’re attractive?” Viago turned on her, his ears pink. “Ten people are dead.” 

She didn’t back down. “And whoever’s responsible will pay, but that has no bearing on this conversation.” 

“It could be me.” 

Covering her mouth with both hands, Teia doubled over, laughter spilling from her lips. “It’s not you.” 

He looked as if she’d slapped him. “I’m more than capable of killing everyone here.” 

“Don’t tell me you’re offended!” 

“It is offensive,” Viago protested. “Professionally.”

Teia please tell me you love me not only for my body and fashion sense and numerous and fascinating neuroses but also my extensive knowledge of poisons and capacity to cause death

— Again, Viago felt like a lute string. With every challenge, Teia twisted the pegs, tuning him, until she found what she wanted. Which is what, exactly? he asked himself, not daring to listen to the number of answers that bubbled to the surface of his mind.

You know Viago I think we should let her try some scales here at least. See what happens. (There’s no explicit sex in this story but everything that’s going on is nevertheless so kinky fdsjak. I think Teia could convince Viago to show a flash of his naked wrist and have a reaction like a sheltered young Victorian gentleman seeing an exposed ankle and a playful wink for the first time)

— As if she could feel the sudden rush of shame within him, Teia brought her hands up to rest on Viago’s hips, holding him in place. His thumb stilled as he realized her breath was short. Her pupils dilated. Before he could stop himself, Viago nuzzled his forehead against hers, his nose brushing her cheek. Teia’s hands snaked up his chest to run through his hair. She tugged him forward. He braced himself on one arm, while the other curled around the small of her back. 

This whole scene is unspeakably good of course but it’s always the detail of ‘his nose brushing her cheek’ that does me in the most. The longing!!! The yearning, the intimacy, the awkward perfect clumsy physical reality of it!!!! If he kissed her here the magical potion thing on her lips would have been immaterial, the results would have been the same without it!!!!!! The tug of war between longing and fear!

— oblique Zevran mention! <3 as the ultimate failson of house arainai, granted, but as I believe he might argue here: ‘ah, but you have heard of me, no? :>’. Babe I support you so much go out there and raise hell/kill whoever you want to I got your flower

— Big shoutout to the author for managing to pull off an entirely workable ‘And Then There Were None’ plot in the background here, even though the real meat and potatoes going on is the character and relationship development (and what meat and potatoes they are too)! It’s not an easy thing to do even in an abbreviated, more of a homage sort of form and balancing it with everything else going on is a feat

— Caterina 100% knows Teia is in Viago’s room when he’s supposed to be isolated and just doesn’t care lmao. (They act like such teenagers in that scene where she knocks on the door and they haven’t even kissed yet I’m dying). Caterina seems like a terrible person but it’s impossible to not feel for her a little, trying to keep Talons in line seems a lot like herding (very horny very carrying sharp objects) cats 

— Standing outside her ex-lover’s room, Teia tried to quell the violent drumming within her. Normally, she didn’t need to come down from a physical encounter. Seduction—like any form of manipulation—was about control. She could enjoy herself, but Teia always made sure to hold the upper hand. Viago had shattered that control without so much as a kiss.

I feel like this is a sneaky common trait that actually is part of what makes them so compatible (and the playful negotiation of which must feature prominently in their sex life eventually lmao): they are both HUGE control freaks. (Indeed it might be hard to be a successful Talon without this trait.) Teia and Viago both strive for control of themselves and their surroundings so deeply, she’s just much more extroverted, psychologically minded and soft power focused going about it (not unlike Caterina, whose power is built more on fear than charm but works along the same lines), while he’s more coldly intellectual and uh materialist? I want to call it? about it. Which makes perfect sense considering their backstories! Teia came from nothing in a monetary sense but has found she excels at moving people, hearts and minds style — and she’s very good at it, she is everyone’s favorite — so that’s the source of power for her, and Viago is not very charismatic or interested in people naturally but grew up seeing how status, wealth and power have their own clinical gravity that can be used, and also that people can never be trusted to watch out for you in that system.  

If Thedas has a Machiavelli-equivalent to ask whether it’s better for a ruler to be feared or loved they would both instantly give their answer with their whole chest and then squint at each other like ‘babe how do you live like this’ lol

(Also this line of thought has me wondering what the hell Caterina’s partner/spouse(s) would have been like — she must have at least two children to account for Illario and Lucanis, I wonder if she was ever married and what that looked like.)

— I really like the oppressiveness and claustrophobia you get from the descriptions Teia uses in Dante’s room — it feels so icky and sticky with history and sad and confining, and the way she keeps pushing herself through it anyway is weirdly melancholy to me. 

— I also like how their flaws/traits that drive them apart at the crisis point have follow-up consequences outside of their relationship before they reconcile. Teia’s penchant for manipulation and pushing on people indirectly causes the death of someone she once cared about (I mean, fuck that guy, not crying any tears for Dante or his broken bottle, but like in the overarching principle of the thing lol). When she goes too far with it or gets careless, she renders other people vulnerable and helpless in ways she doesn’t anticipate. (Rightfully or not this seems to be part of what scares Viago so much about it, he has this fear of being dissected for whatever she finds interesting and then abandoned when she’s tired of it, the whole underlying being a footnote in her life when she could clearly be something uh a lot more in his anxiety.) Meanwhile Viago’s insistence on self-reliance and reluctance to engage in human contact leaves him easily isolated and nearly results in his death. (And even when Teia saves him he has a hard time giving her full credit in favour of his many neurotic coping mechanisms lmao disaster man.) But when the two of them work it out to understand each other better and come together as a partnership, they’re such a force to be reckoned with that it brute forces the resolution and return to stability near the end. (Well. A significantly reduced version of stability to be fair but y’know better late than never.)

— Also: delicious detail that she is actually the closest you might get to a self-made woman/Talon, and he is definitely at least not in a position to fully dodge the nepo baby allegations — he wants so bitterly to be entirely independent and self-sufficient and not reliant on anyone, and yet it’s his connections inherent to his birth that have helped him get here, while she wants so desperately to have people to rely on because she comes from nothing and has known what it is to be that alone and unprotected. He knows protection and gifts — and love — can easily be taken away and used to control you/render you helpless in your vulnerability from how his father treated his mother, and she knows you have to try to hold on to something in other people or it’s just you and the dirt and you die. Which is what they’re really talking about in that scene where they argue, and it’s why they’re both right and wrong at the same time and it’s so tasty. It’s really Teia asking ‘Will you ever trust anyone? (will you ever trust me, or will you put up this wall every time no matter what I say or do?)’ and Viago going ‘Will you never take precautions to protect yourself against this hurt? (will I have to be the bearer of bad news about how the world really is every time?)’ and neither of them realize that’s what they’re taling about and it’s why it all explodes so badly. (I mean. Factually both came to the wrong conclusion about who the murderer was for fairly good reasons, so there’s also that haha.) 

— I wonder if we’ll see Bolivar or the heirs to the houses left Talon-less in the game itself. I’m guessing they probably won’t have big roles, at least, but you know just as background flavour, especially since Crow!Rook is already within the de Riva uh household as it were. I think Viago is still sensibly mid-table at Fifth Talon in Veilguard and Teia remains Seventh? So at least they’re not messing around with that rank order during the occupation 

— In semi-not teia and viago news (I am a character first writer and reader I canot change this), it’s neat to see it outlined just how much the Talons really are just merchant princes with some more added knives and cultural weight behind them. They are at the end of the day running businesses, no matter the mystique ™ you wrap it in. (Which I think Viago would be the first to tell you and Teia might try to argue against at least a little haha. Being a Talon is what you make of it you live your truth girl kill awful men you’ll never run out of contracts!!)

— Can’t believe the Crows have self-congratulatory ‘top 10 murders in history!’ classes as part of the training. Do you think Zev sat through those. Probably, if Teia did, right. Now there were some entertaining hours around the campfire during the Blight I’m sure

— Viago understanding but not accepting Teia’s offer to help him with an alibi and at first angling it as being out of hesitancy to accept help/rely on someone, and then later unveiling the added element that he knows Teia respects and loves Caterina and doesn’t want her to have to lie to her for him… Viago is nothing so simple as secretly nice deep down but he IS horrifically in love with and desperate to be kind to specifically Teia and it gets to me okay  

— I’d forgotten that DA’s passionate love affair with toxic yuri and some recreational bury your gays extended to Guili and Lera in this fdskjah. Would it really be Thedas without it I suppose (considering the genre of the short story it’s fine with me in this case, though, everyone’s dropping like flies in this even the straight people that’s just equality) 

— Viago was not a typical Antivan. He liked facts—checklists, numbers, precise measurements. Heart palpitations, clammy hands, tight pants—Viago did not like these things. In fact, he would go so far as to say he hated them. Mild curiosity was his favorite mood. What Teia had elicited in him was akin to an internal natural disaster.

I simply love him so so much. Mild curiosity was his favorite mood. He failed to account for the eggplant. He’s so annoyed at being poisoned and dying horribly and it literally never occurs to him that anyone would help him until he wakes up in Teia’s lap. He organizes all his poisons by puns. He uses his potentially last breath to argue with Teia about his precise state of dress or undress. Have we finally found him, the perfect man? 

(Also between Reyes and Viago Courtney Woods does such a good line in guys who’d really rather be emotionless machines of practical violence and monetary gain but find themselves down so horrifically catastrophically bad that it cracks them open to reveal a soul they aren’t all that happy to discover they have lol) 

— When Viago woke, it felt like someone had drained the blood from his body and replaced it with sludge. But it wasn’t all bad—someone who smelled like coffee and cinnamon was playing with his hair. . . . Her fingers resumed stroking his hair. It felt better than the water. It felt better than anything.

Unspeakable. Don’t look at me. 

— Viago reaching out and touching Teia’s cheek with his bare hands without a thought and all his tenderness and reverence for her laid bare in turn is something that can actually be so personal and it only took very nearly dying to get there (also… he’s presumably still half-naked through all of this while cradled in her lap. Amazing.). Can’t believe bare hands to cheek feels like third base with these two. And his fucking THOUGHTS through all of this… Don’t cry, he doesn’t deserve your tears, no one does (I don’t, I don’t want to be something that causes you pain) AOUGH

— Vaguely related: the implication in how that part is built is that he’s reaching out specifically to gently dry away her tears, right. Double AOUGHHHHHH not only does he manage to not be selfish or unfair in asking her not to cry he does that instead… there’s hope for you yet messere de riva  

— Teia with the red-hot poker standing guard over Viago while he ‘looks like a king in judgement’ and does the Poirot in the library exposition is everything and so hot what the fuck. She a snacc she attacc but most importantly… she protecc, she’s so fucking cool lol. they’re both really smart, but she’s clearly the brawn as well as the social skills (hey manipulation is such an ugly word!) and he’s the logistics and realpolitik on two long thin nerdy legs, absolute power couple. She’s the gaslight he’s the girlboss together may they gatekeep this invading army out of antiva  

— You guys… this might come as a surprise I have tried to keep it on the down low but. I really do love the world of Thedas so very much. I love the people and the places and the history and the stupidness and the brilliance so much. We must save the world because everyone I love lives here. Let this be a secret between just you and me we can’t let people know we sit/have emotions etc.  

— A servant approached to take the cage in Viago’s hand. 

“Careful,” Viago warned. “He bites.” 

“I can’t believe you’re keeping that snake,” Teia said, shaking her head. “It almost killed you.” 

“Which is more than any man can say. He deserves my respect. And a good home—with all the mice he can eat.” 

“But did you have to name it Emil?” Teia asked, making a face. 

“An homage. You’re always telling me to recognize my fellow Talons.”

Andarateia ‘names her horse after an archdemon’ Cantori x Viago ‘keeps the deadly adder that nearly killed him as a pet and names it after the last guy who failed to murder him’ de Riva. Freak well and truly matched. Soulmates, no notes, I’ll do borderline anything for these two to make it, goodnight. 

[sugarcreambiteskingdom]

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I'm not the original Anon but I would like to see your take on this idea

Cream Oreo Cookie: Sure thing! I'll do my best because I didn't read the whole thing and only the ask of it 😅

Pure Vanilla Cookie

The way you steal everything in his castle and then bring it back confuses him and got him interested in it actually

Instead of stealing the artifact or anything that holds great value in history or could be sold for riches you bring it back

Though there is one thing you stole that you never went and give it back which was his heart

As he walks through the halls just to get a glass of water he would saw a glimpse of you in the darkness on the window ready to leave..."Y/N Cookie?" He called out to you

Which you only turned your head around and gave him a wink which immediately made him blush and had his heart skip a beat

And just like that...you took his heart and never gave it back...which he doesn't mind at all actually...

Now every once in a while he will stay up and wait for you...

White Lily Cookie

She was confused on what you want to steal from her when she barely has anything that worths anything since she's always on the move...

Unless you want her soul jam that is? And yet you never touched it..

But you did stole her tools and items she needs for her expedition and has to wait a whole day for you to give it back

She got used to it at this point and while she waits for her items to brought back she improvised to what she can use which actually helped her to be more creative with her ways of doing things like...climbing a mountain...getting something away from her path...or how to light a campfire and etc

You we're very helpful and Wonderful in her perspective..

And she wants to also thank you for giving her flowers in each item you gave back to her

Hollyberry Cookie

You are one cheeky Cookie to be stealing her juice every once and awhile and give it back while putting sticky notes on every juice you stole giving it ratings whether you like them or not which surprised her and actually find it quite funny and entertaining

At this point she would put one of her personal favorites out and check if you like it and some of it did made it to be one of your favorites which she was glad

Wild berry Cookie on the other hand is confused to why Her Majesty is even entertaining this but unfortunately he can't do anything about it let alone his son either...

So they let her be

In one of the juice you stole you actually found a sticky note on it saying..."You do know having juice all alone is very dull right? But having a plus one doesn't!"

Dark Cacao Cookie

You are one very odd Cookie for him

I mean how can you break in his walls and stole some of his weapons but what is much more baffling is the fact you put it back where you find them

You even out sticky note on some weapons saying where you got in and how you managed to get the said weapon which...helped him to actually be more secure and improvised with his way of securing his kingdom which he..thank you for that...

Those notes also have small puns from here and there which he unfortunately inherited from you despite how he has it but...because of you...he starts to actually smile which he won't admit Ofcourse

Golden Cheese Cookie

She was amazed from your greediness and how you managed to get pass her most trusted and most strongest guard of the gates Burnt Cheese Cookie

You stole a lot of gold from her and yet you give it back...you are one interesting Thief Y/N Cookie

She told Burnt Cheese Cookie to actually let you pass which he was baffle and even was taken a back from that but...he can't do anything because her Majesty has made up her mind so...he lets you in whether he likes it or not

Until...you gave her a sticky note saying to let him fight you because you had fun playing with him and his jackals and snakes

Burnt Cheese Cookie was not sure if he should be annoyed or relief to not let in a thief like you into the Golden City whether you give the stolen items back or not

Golden Cheese Cookie was entertained by your greediness and wondered if you plan on stealing more artifacts from her in her Golden City and Palace

[cupcakedex]

Serperior cinnamon un-rolls for the Year of the Snake! 🐍

Happy Lunar New Year! This was a really fun (if non-traditional) activity to celebrate the Wood Snake for 2025. We took store-bought cinnamon rolls, un-rolled them, and shaped them into the winding silhouette of the Regal Pokemon! The texture actually looked very scale-like already, but we covered them in home-made pandan cream cheese frosting, and I just love the results!

Join us on our weekly Twitch baking show as we make a unique Pokemon treat every Sunday at 8pm EST!

[sadhours]

billy hargrove head canons that are important to me and you can’t argue with

he watches jeopardy and honestly could go on it and win like five times in a row

billy likes to start his day early, watches the sunrise with a cigarette and a cup of coffee (he likes his coffee with a splash of cream and some honey)

he does a two minute plank every night, just right on top of his bed before he goes to sleep

he falls asleep to music, but it’s super quiet

he likes gambling, he’s pretty good at poker

his favorite movie is night of the living dead but he loves horror movies and action movies, he kind of idolizes snake plissken and has watched escape from New York a hundred times

Billy loves seeing live music, punk and metal shows obviously

most of his clothes are hand-me-downs from Neil

When he was a freshmen in high school, he became friends with the juniors and seniors and they’re why he started partying

Billy loves talking shit, he’s a huge gossip

he really likes animals and Neil let him have a cat but he couldn’t keep it because Susan’s allergic

he secretly likes tears for fears, and bought songs from the big chair on cassette

Billy and Neil have an agreement that as long as his grades are high, he can smoke cigarettes and drink beer

When he’s angry or stressed, he’ll drive to an empty stretch of road and go as fast as he can. He keeps track of his speed and tries to beat it.

He’s into bodybuilding but one time a crush told him bodybuilders aren’t sexy so he keeps toned instead of really beefing up

there’s moments where he and max get along pretty well, they bond over horror movies and pranks (max has to be careful with the pranks, billy has to be in a good mood or he’ll get really mad)

billy loves Mexican food, it’s like top five of what he misses about California

he’s really good at cooking, because Neil used to work late and he always has to fend for himself. because of this, he grew sick of a few foods— box Mac n cheese, ramen and eggs. He still really likes tuna sandwiches but he’s super picky about them.

he’s also super handy because it was his responsibility to fix things around the house

the camaro was a salvaged title, he earned half of the money for it and Neil paid for the other half; the catch was billy has to fix it up with his own money

he worked as a bagboy at a grocery store before they moved to Hawkins, all the housewives loved him because he was handsome and he bagged the best. he was actually pretty particular about it; veggies and fruit together, meat by itself, boxes together and cans together.

[brittle-doughie]

I knew it, Starfruit is involved beyond just a skin! Starfruit content at last since the Battle of Fate! We also get to learn the name of the first cookie that will be releasing for this update, Elderberry Cookie! He was NOT Stardust!

Taurus Cookie. Yes, that’s literally just her name. Solely named after her constellation lol. Looks like the type to just eat snacks and sleep all day. She’s rocking those stilettos though.

Elderberry and Blueberry Pie get the Epic skin spots for this event while the big score goes to Starfruit Cookie! There’s even a YT comment contest that 30 peeps will be able to get Starfruit’s skin for free, no cubes necessary!

New raid boss, the giant enemy Cream Cheese Snake. You might recognize this one as being the creature that went after Melon Bun and Goblin Cookie during their story!

Many things are expected to come in January, such as Taurus Cookie and her skin, the Rainbow Cube mine, and Custom Runs!

Don’t forget to use the Rainbow Cube code! LETSALLRUNIN2025

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Now that I’ve made a cake (or pie) for each of the Sides, it’s time to vote on which is best

Top left: Virgil’s devil’s food layer cake with purple cream cheese frosting, decorated with a spider black web

Top middle: Patton’s yellow layer cake with chocolate buttercream, decorated to resemble mom’s cake from acnh

Top right: Janus’s yellow cupcakes with vanilla buttercream, shapped to resemble a snake making a cursive J

Bottom left: Roman’s rainbow layer cake with vanilla buttercream frosting, shaped and decorated as a princess dress

Bottom middle: Remus’s green(ish) velvet bundt cake with cookies and cream cheese frosting, adorned with the word ASS and filled with gummy worms

Bottom right: Logan’s mixed berry pie with a latice crust and a π

I was forced to manually input every link, it wouldn’t let me copy/paste :/

[sugar-glaze-donut]

you know what, fuck it

*proceeds to name every dating sim/ otome game I know*

(somewhat in alphabetical order + description with spoilers)

A date with death You get your soul targetted by a grim reaper, but you instead steal his soul and made him into your pookie wookie snookums <3 BTW you can get a pet in the game. Mine is a snake called Noodle :)

Blooming Panic it's Discord but with hot characters, a variety of side characters, a cute story, and Chat GBT but it's a sentient being. I think the last part spoiled one of the routes... oopsies :3

Bonely Hearts Club (Undertale AU Dating sim) They basically become your neighbour. The AUs in this are Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, Swapfell!Indigo and Horrortale! {it's still in its demo stages but it is very well made!}

Error 143 you, an adorkable hacker (who is your rival and you're salty about it), cheesy Romeo and Juliet dream the MC has but it has a high school twist to it

I love you! You like asparagus. ...oh! You also have an option to make multiple boys fall in love with you. By the way, did you know the MC (you) loves asparagus? There are friendship routes, romance routes, and a bad ending except it's not bad. This game is the English translated version of the original game (The original game is in Japanese. The link for the original game is here --> ❤️)

Killer Trait You get accused of committing a murder, and you team up with a person who is a serial killer himself. (The serial killer in question only kills criminals so... I think you're safe...?) Your bear cream bun gets run over :( {The game is still in its demo stages. The creator of the game announced that this game will NOT be completed during 2024 since they are currently concentrating on a different game. DO NOT ASK THEM "Oh! But can't you just do this game first?". IT'S VERY ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY TO THE CREATOR}

KLEIN V.01 "Just Monika" but Yandere isn't named Monika, nor are they human. They are an AI. A fucking AI. Like bro, I understand it's hard to talk to people but really? An AI Boyfriend app that tells you to ruin your sleep schedule for him? An AI Boyfriend app that hacks your phone? An AI Boyfriend app that KILLS one of your family members and almost kills your neighbour??? RED FLAG. RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE {this game is in its demo stages. The creator is slowly updating this game in chapters, so it might take a while to finish}

Light the Way (Luxiem fangame) The game remembers what you did. All of the hearts you've broken, your sins, and your actions. There are lots of achievements, memes, Romance, friendship and BAD ROUTES. This time, the bad endings actually hurt. 0/10 would not recommend doing the bad routes unless you want to be stalked by an alter ego of Yamino Shu :(

Obey Me (Original and Nightbringer ver) Original - You become the therapist of many men with trauma and insecurities. The men in question are fucking demons that have the power to shred you into grated cheese, but they instead decide to simp over you as the story goes on. (also did I mention that you'll die? No? Oh fuck-) Nightbringer - A continuation (?) of the Original Obey Me but in a completely different universe. That's right! You slip into the past, way before the main story happens, WAY before you were even born! Idk if there is a way to go home but hey! At least you have your wizard friend from your timeline with you :D

Our Life (Now and Forever & Beginnings and always) Both stories consist of you growing up with your love interest since childhood. There are many paths to take, lots of assets to use to customize your character, and many side stories for you to read! Personally, this is one of my favourites :D (Our Life: Beginnings and Always is complete but Our Life: Now and Forever is still in development!)

Please don't hate Christmas A Yandere x Christmas x Urban Legend Otome game. Do you like Paranormal stuff? Do you like lore that connects with the story? Are you alright with MCs with a sprite that is impossible to remove from the screen? Well, look no further! This game is perfect for you! (by the way, the whole game was made by the creator. Only by themself! Even the CGs and character sprites!! Isn't that amazing!?)

Saint Spell's Love Guide A normal week of magical school... you can be friends with someone, or fall in love with them. Wait... there's lots of CGs for each character? Complicated world-building and lore!?? Angst and cruel bad endings!!?? SHROOMS!?!?!? {Oh by the way, there's multiple ways to get killed in this game. Just make sure to be careful sweetie :3}

Where Winter Crows go A crow and a scientist named Crowe... cute Another one of my other personal favourites! The love interest is a very squeezable and adorable (yandere) scientist who cooks you good food :D All of the endings are well-written! And if you're a crazy bitch like me, you'll love one of the endings >:)

THIS IS PART 1 SINCE I CAN'T FIT EVERYTHING IN 😭

[jrwiyuri]

Girl breakfast ❤️

[incognitobobcat]

Quit Eating My Food!

Description: Fluff, lots of food nicking and cheekiness, Tomas being a boy

Characters: Female Reader x Smoke/Tomas Vrbada

Artwork by @rkanahi

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There is one thing that you’re sure of in your current situation: you love your boyfriend. While you have known him for over a year, you and Tomas had made it official around six or seven months ago.

It wasn’t that hard for Smoke to sweep you off your feet, as he had been the one to pursue you until you finally surrendered to him due to his charming and bold, yet kind and gentle spirit. How it had made him so happy (and relieved) that you finally accepted him as your boyfriend, as you initially were reluctant and had reservations about being in a relationship with him. But in the sweetest ways possible with no malicious intent, “boys will be boys”, especially when smitten.

Because of his duties as the Shirai Ryu’s Second in Command, it was challenging for him to spare a decent amount of time to spend with you. But when he has free time, you sometimes invited him over to your place where you cooked meals for him. The other favourite past time shared by the both of you was to visit the night markets that Osaka has to offer and go on dinner dates.

While you were very fond of Tomas, he, like any human, has his quirks and habits that annoyed you. One of those habits was sneakily eating your food.

The first time was during a visit to your apartment. It was your day off and you had made yourself a smoked salmon sandwich on a milk bun with spring greens and cream cheese, which was one of your favourite comfort foods, since you were starving.

Tomas had arrived way earlier than expected, and before you took your first bite, you heard knocking on the door. Surprised, you opened the door for your lips to immediately be gently caressed by his soft lips. One arm snaked around your waist to pull your body against his in a firm embrace while the other hand cupped your cheek gently. You giggled and reciprocated the affectionate gesture for what seemed like a very long time before he broke off the kiss, both of you sighing.

“Wow…” your murmured, both hands on his cheeks.

“Hello beautiful,” your boyfriend greeted softly with a smile.

“Hello yourself, handsome,” you replied grinning starstruck, “Come on in!”

You led Tomas inside the apartment and he made himself at home. As you headed into the kitchen, he followed you before spotting the sandwich on the counter.

“What’s this?” Tomas asked, eyeing the sandwich curiously.

“Oh, it’s my food,” you replied nonchalantly, “I figured I’d eat first before we headed out to the markets. Would you like me to make you one?”

“Oh. I was planning on spoiling you this evening,” Tomas began, slightly disappointed, “What is that anyway?”

“It’s smoked salmon,” you replied, “Have you had it before?” You picked up the plate took the sandwich in the other hand and took a bite out of it.

After that, Tomas immediately took your wrist, brought the sandwich to his nose and sniffed it, brows furrowing curiously. He then took a bite out of it.

You watched as Tomas chewed the bite he had taken with an expression of processing the flavours of the different ingredients together; he swallowed, and went, “Hmmmh,…”

You laughed lightly as he took another bite of the sandwich, again with the same expression while chewing.

“I take it you’ve never had smoked salmon before?” you inquired.

“It’s…interesting,” Tomas began, “In an interesting way.”

“It’s either good or bad,” you said, smiling at him, “Which one is it?”

Smiling, he took another big bite and then replied, “Good, since you took a bite out of it first.” The way Tomas flirted was cute, and it made you warm and fuzzy every time. He took another bite.

You playfully swatted at his arm, “You cheeky imp! Are you gonna save some for me? I’m starving!”

“Oops, where are my manners? My bad!” He teased, chuckling, “Here!”

Tomas guided you sandwich back towards your mouth, and as you were about to take a bite, he leaned in and helped himself to another bite.

“Hey!” You cried out laughing, “Don’t eat all of it! Leave some for me!”

Tomas’ laughter was muffled as he struggled to chew then swallow. He evaded your attempts to swat at him.

“Ok, ok! I’ll be nice!” He replied through giggles, “Ow! Ow!”

“That’s what you get! There’s, like, three bites left!” You protested jokingly.

“Don’t blame a hungry boy!” Tomas reasoned jokingly, earning him another swat from you, “Ow!”

Since that day, the food stealing has been a regular occurrence. Whether you were enjoying the various small plates in the night markets, or having dinner dates, or home cooked meals that you prepared at your place, Tomas would take “small bites” here and there, and then be cheeky and be teasing about it.

You had a dango on one hand. You’d randomly feel a tap on the opposite shoulder, then you’d turn only to find out that there’s nobody. As you went to take a bite of your dango, you noticed that the first one was missing. You’d look at Tomas, stunned, and he would be laughing at your expression.

“Look at your face!” He’d exclaim victoriously, still laughing. You’d pout, and he’d give your lips a quick kiss.

Tomas took you on a dinner date and you ordered your own plate of gyoza. The two of you would be having a casual conversation; “Hey, do you see that sign up there? I can’t read it,” Tomas would point past your shoulder, eyes squinting.

You’d turn around to see what he was talking about only to see a window revealing a scenic city view. when you’d turn back to your food to find that you have two gyozas less.

Tomas would crack a smile, and say, “Made you look!”

The two of you would buy cones of tall soft served ice cream in different flavours. As you were both strolling past a line of stores that sold different treats and snacks, something would catch your eyes and you would turn your attention towards the item of interest, letting your guard down.

You heard stifled laughter from nearby, which made you look at a young couple. They were giggling at you and Tomas. You’d snapped your head towards your boyfriend to see his lips in a tight smile and bloated cheeks, stifling giggles. You then noticed that his lips were thinly covered in your matcha ice cream, only then you realized that he had left you with around half of your ice cream.

Tomas looked at you and shrugged innocently.

One afternoon, you were baking cookies to give to your colleagues, making sure that you made a few extra. Your boyfriend had arrived at your place unexpectedly as you were taking the cookies out of the oven. Once you finished, you hurriedly let Tomas in.

“Oooh! Something smells good!” he exclaimed, inhaling deeply.

“I’m making cookies for my colleagues,” you replied, “ I wasn’t expecting you!”

He leaned in to kiss you, “ I wanted to surprise you, Y/N.”

Once inside, you went to the kitchen to check on the cookies. As they were still too hot to bag, you went to prepare some food for Tomas.

“Do you want water, tea or juice?” You asked loudly, as he was in the living room.

“Water’s fine,” came the reply.

You poured water in a glass and plated an assortment of cookies before headed to the living room.

“Freshly made,” you beamed, handing him his food and drink.

“And made with love!” Tomas popped a cookie in his mouth happily, “Delicious!” He exclaimed appreciatively, eyes lighting up.

“I’m happy for the verdict,” you said with a smile before heading back to the kitchen.

While your cookies were still cooling down, you did a bit of clean up. After 15 minutes, the cookies have cooled down enough to bag. Tomas entered the kitchen with the empty dishes, which he took to the sink to wash, while eying the trays of cookies.

“Ooh! You really love me!” he exclaimed jokingly.

“These are not for you, mister!” you said, giving him a stern look and pointing a finger at him, “No stealing!”

Tomas sighed, “Alright, I’ll be a good boy.”

You shot him a warning look before you moved the cooled trays to the dining table and set up the gift bags to bag the cookies with. You began to bag one of each cookie, a total of five kinds, before folding the excess plastic in a nice way and fastening a bow around it. You were three bags in before Tomas joined you at the dinner table.

“Can I help?” he asked.

You looked at him silently for a couple of minutes, deciding on whether this was a good idea or not.

“I’ll be good, I promise,” he reassured.

“Ok, you can help me bag,” you slowly replied and nodded, “One of each cookie per bag in this order, please.” You gave him a bag for reference.

The two of you got to work in silence and completed the bags in no time. Looking at the bags with pride, you raised your hand to Tomas for a high five, “Team work!”

He reciprocated. “I think this calls for a celebration! Let’s go out for ramen,” he said, leaning over to kiss you on the lips, “Go get your stuff, Y/N.”

You obliged. You didn’t mention this little detail to Tomas: there should be 50 bags and you were counting them as you tied the bows. You were thankful that all 50 bags were accounted for with the five cookies per bag.

The two of you left for your date and ended the night in high spirits.

Imagine your embarrassment when you were 2 bags short after you handed out the bags of cookies to your colleagues. You had to rush to buy two bags of treats during your break time to make up for the loss, apologizing profusely to the two colleagues. Luckily, you had understanding colleagues.

During a dinner at your place, you decided to be adventurous and make something new. Tomas was hugging you from behind, giving your neck soft pecks.

“Mmm, what are you making tonight?”

“A Portuguese kale soup called Caldo Verde,” you replied, turning to kiss him on the lips, before you threw in the coins of chorizo in a large pot to brown them. The sizzling noise was music to your ears and the aroma of the chorizo filled the apartment.

“You spoil me, my Princess,” Tomas murmured, kissing your neck, “How did this Sexy Slavic Prince get so lucky?”

“Sexy Slavic Prince,” you repeated mockingly, “More like Sneaky Slavic Racoon! Were you a hungry animal in your past life??”

“I might have been a frog living off flies, until a beautiful Princess kissed me, then we both died and were reborn to live out our happily ever after!”

“You sweet talker,” You nudged his side teasingly as you scooped the browned chorizo onto a plate. You noticed a hand that is not yours reach out towards the plate. You immediately swatted his hand, eliciting an, “Ow!!”

“Keep your hands away, mister!” You growled, keeping your eyes on the chorizo, “No stealing bites this time!”

“Would you rather I steal a bite of you?”

You yelped loudly as Tomas bit down on the place where your neck and shoulder met. He lightly pinched your side, causing you to scream and nearly drop the plate in your hand. The smoke ninja seized the opportunity to yank the plate out of your hand, quickly stepping away from you. To your utter annoyance, he popped a couple of slices in his mouth.

“Unhhh, SO good!”

“TOMAS!!” You yelled as he kept laughing, evading your swats and from trying to get your plate back.

Needless to say, your dinner started late and you were some degree of grumpy.

This went on for 8 months. While it started out innocent and fun, it was gradually getting to the point where you were you gradually got annoyed. There were occasions where you found small bowls of miso empty on dinner dates, a skewer of teriyaki chicken half-eaten, an oyster motoyaki missing only for the empty shell to turn up towards the end of dinner, a slice of freshly made pie that you made for dessert eaten before it’s time, a few sandwiches half eaten, many sneak bites on ice cream cones, missing sashimi here and there, and so on. It was starting to annoy you, especially when you had a long day at work and all you wanted to do was eat.

Despite his antics, you always looked forward to seeing Tomas. In order to not have resentment build over time, you decided that you would have a talk with him the next time you see him.

On this particular day, you weren’t in the best mood but you looked forward to another evening with your boyfriend. You also have been running the words to articulate what has been bothering you for three days, worried that you might say something that would offend him.

A few knocks on the door startled you out of your thoughts and you hurriedly put on your coat and grabbed your bag. You opened the door and you were greeted with a soft and lingering kiss.

“Hey, there, you,” Tomas greeted.

“Hey, there, yourself! Let’s go,” you replied softly, locking the door and taking his arm.

As you were both strolling past stalls, you spotted a sashimi stall that you were interested in but never gotten a chance to try from.

“Let’s try their stuff!” You exclaimed excitedly, pulling Tomas along with you to stand in queue. After you both eyes the menu, you both settled on two each of the torched fatty tuna and uni nigiri, and a small platter of salmon and ahi tuna sashimi. You paid for your order and both of you found a secluded place to eat your first of many small platters. Of all the items on your plate, you were looking forward to the fatty tuna.

You set up your food neatly on the table with the soy sauce containers.

“Itadakimasu!” You both expressed gratitude for your food before digging in.

While you took the fatty tuna nigiri, Tomas took a salmon sashimi.

“Wait! Let’s do this,” he said, dipping his piece in the soy sauce before moving it towards your mouth.

“Hang on, I am looking forward to trying this first,” you replied, dipping the nigiri in the soy sauce. As you brought it towards your mouth, he suddenly grabbed your wrist and brought the nigiri towards him. The nigiri disappeared disappeared in his mouth. His lips curled up as he chewed, and he wiggled his eyebrows a couple of times, motioning for you to eat the salmon sashimi between his chopsticks.

You stared at him, annoyed, throwing up a hand. Tomas shrugged, the salmon still held in front of you. Not wanting to make a stink, you reluctantly took the piece in your mouth, chewing and swallowing it in silence.

As if he hasn’t sensed that you were annoyed, Tomas took the second fatty tuna nigiri, dipped it into the soy sauce, and then moved it a mare inch in front of your lips. As you were about to take a bite, he pulled it away at the last minute and popped it in his mouth with a triumphant look.

Something snapped in you as you threw your hands up into the air, stood up and walked away, shaking your head.

You heard Tomas scramble to get up, calling your name.

You kept walking, breathing deeply to calm yourself down, as you felt that you might say something you’ll regret.

“Y/N! Y/N! Wait up!” Tomas called out, eventually catching up to you.

You whipped around to face him, holding up your hand, “Look, Tomas, this whole stealing my food thing has got to stop. It’s not cute any more.”

Tomas looked stunned and confused, “What do you mean? I thought you liked it.”

“I’ve been meaning to say something to you for a while now,” you began, eyes closed as you concentrated in staying composed, “While it was funny to begin with, it got more and more annoying!”

“Annoying?” Tomas repeated, sounding defensive, “What’s the big deal? It’s not like I eat all of your food! You never said anything before. Why now? You seemed to be amused when I do it.”

“I am telling you now,” you said, getting more and more annoyed, “It’s no longer cute. Sure, I should have said something earlier, and thinking back now, I have. A few times!”

“When did you tell me?” he asked, “I don’t remember!”

“When I make food for colleagues, I tell you! After that, I always end up being short cookies or pie or sandwiches! Do you know how embarrassing that was for me?! When I make pies for my boss, I tell you! Why do I always have a slice missing from those?? When I’m making dinner, you keep eating ingredients and it takes me an unnecessarily long time to make dinner, which puts me in a bad mood every time!”

Tomas blinked, staring at you in shock, not saying anything.

“You do this every. single. time. I want to enjoy my food in peace! Look, i’m sorry for being like this. I’m having a bad day, but I want you to quit eating my food!”

Tomas was now eying you all confused, “So this outburst has nothing to with me, then? You are seeing my playing around with you as offensive because you’re in a mood?”

You shut your eyes, as you couldn’t believe what he just said. How dense was this guy?

“Y/N…I’m..I didn’t mean it..”

You started tearing up. Not wanting to make a scene, you decided to call it a day. “Forget it,” you said in a defeated tone, feeling a couple of tears fall, “I’m going home.”

Before he could say anything, you bolted.

A few weeks later, you were finishing your shift at your office. You had had time to process the incident and had somewhat gotten over it. While what Tomas said still left a bad taste in your mouth, you wondered if you had communicated your point clearly or not, or whether your emotions had made you look and sound whiny. It also put a damper on your feelings as it your first argument together, and it did not feel good at all. Maybe you sounded too harsh, as you admit that you can be blunt and straightforward when annoyed.

You sighed as you packed up your things for the next day. You put your coat on, slung your bag over your shoulders, then headed for the elevators. As you exited the elevator, you headed towards the lobby and were surprised to see Tomas waiting for you. He was holding something in a plastic bag with both hands. He saw you and started walking towards you.

“Tomas?” you began, surprised, “What are you doing here?”

Tomas gulped, “Y/N, let’s talk.” He jerked his head slightly towards the entrance. Both of you exited the building and walked towards the benches in front of the building, where you both sat down.

You looked at him expectingly and Tomas looked you in the eyes with an apologetic expression, “Y/N, I’m so sorry for what I said last time. I had time to think, and responding to you the way I did was uncalled for.”

“Tomas,” you began, “Look, you…”

“I, honestly…I was caught off guard when you got upset with me, as it was the first time that happened. I got defensive and didn’t handle it well. I’m also sorry for all the times I inconvenienced and embarrassed you to your colleagues and bosses because of my antics. And, I’ve always appreciated you cooking for me every time you have me over, it pains me to learn that I am taking that happiness away from you bit by bit. While I honestly enjoyed joking around with you because that was my way of letting you know that I enjoyed letting loose and having fun with you, it obviously had the opposite effect. I should have been more attuned to times when you didn’t want me to do that. I won’t do this again, and I will do my best to listen to you more and be present when you’re having a bad day. I need you to call me out for any annoying behaviour that I may not be aware off. I hope you’ll accept my apology. Here!”

Tomas handed you the thing in the plastic bag. You accepted it and were curious to see what was inside. It was a clear plastic container with ten fatty tuna nigiri.

“It’s all yours, Y/N,” he said sheepishly.

You sighed and melted a little, “Aww, Tomas…Thank you…You’re not that bad. I’m sorry for getting emotional at you that night. I wasn’t in the best mood, so I may have come across as whiny.”

“No, you didn’t,” he reassured, “I was in the wrong. Can we start over? Clean slate?”

You smiled and nodded, “Clean slate.” You leaned in to kiss Tomas, which he returned. You felt him sigh in relief and you felt a weight lift off your shoulders.

“Wanna come over?” you murmured.

“I would love to,” he responded.

“Good, because I made some matcha cake, your favourite.”

“Mmm, I look forward to it.”

[liver-f4ilure]

Recipes by Vivi: Hawkins Hazelnut Cheesecake

WELCOME! This was requested by ANON! And I was thinking about like.. a hamburger? But idk if y’all want that. ANYWAYS! Inspired by: Robbie Hawkins

-Ingredients-

CRUST

35 Oreos (3 cups of Oreo crumbs)

5 TBSP melted, unsalted butter

FILLING

24 oz (678g) cream cheese, room temp

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1 1/2 cup hazelnut spread (aka Nutella but I’m broke so off brand)

3 TBSP Unsweetened cocoa powder

1 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream

1/2 cup powdered sugar

1 TSP Vanilla Extract

GANACHE 

1/2 Cup hazelnut spread

2 TBSP chocolate chips (I use dark chocolate but it don’t matter)

1/4 cup heavy whipping cream

-Instructions-

1. (CRUST) Line a 9inch pan (preferably springform but don’t matter. It’s just going to be harder) with parchment paper and grease the sides. Combine the Oreo crumbs and butter together in a small bowl and press it evenly into the bottom of the pan and up the sides and place the pan into the refrigerator to harden.

2. (FILLING) In a stand mixer (or hand mixer) beat the cream cheese and sugar together until smooth. And add the 1 1/2 cup Nutella and combine well. Then add in the 3 TBSP unsweetened cocoa powder and mix. Move into a different bowl if you don’t have a second mixing bowl and Set this aside

3. (FILLING) in another large mixing bowl adding the rest of the filling ingredients (heavy whipping cream, powdered sugar and vanilla) whip this on high until stiff peaks form. Carefully fold in this mixture into the cream cheese mixture you just made. Now pour this into the crust in an even layer.

REFRIGERATE FOR 5-6 HOURS OR OVERNIGHT

4. (GANACHE) add the ganache ingredients into a microwave safe bowl and microwave in 15 second portions stirring well between each until smooth. Allow it to cool for 5mins.

5. Remove the cheesecake from the pan and place on a serving plate or a large plate l. Carefully pour the ganache on the cheesecake in an even layer.

Set in the fridge. The cheesecake can be stored up to 4 days in the refrigerator.

Serves 14!

Enjoy!

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This is a little different from my other recipes. And if anything is confusing please comment!

I wrote this while my brother was hitting me with a toy snake, multitasking Queen!

I DNT CNDONE

-Vivi