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[stevenrogered]

When this quest is done, can you maybe swing back here and try to get me out of this thing? You think you had to ask? Just making sure.

[nyaskitten]

Okay, after a bit, I've realized what exactly is off with Zhen to me. It's not the voice (although Awkwafina's voice is... very grating to put it as politely blunt as possible,) no, it's the overall design. I'm not here to be all nitpicky and annoying, but genuinely, her design feels out of place in this universe. Kung Fu Panda's designs are so heavily shape-focused, their shapes and sizes are so unique and special to them! So when you bring someone like Zhen, who looks ripped straight from Zootopia, it just feels... lame. And It's not like this applies to ANY of the new characters we see either!!! Look at the Chameleon vs. Zhen!

The Chameleon has this unique shape to her, she's so skinny, her shape intentionally reduces her fear factor, she's small and puny, so thus she would also be weak, no? But you're WRONG, she's a more powerful threat than you could imagine! Meanwhile with Zhen I can't even tell if she's a fox or a wolf, like I had to go to the wiki just to find out she's even a fox!

All her design tells me about her is she's some bandit or something... again, Kung Fu Panda is KNOWN for its unique shapes and sizes, it's stylization is something to gawk and marvel at, with just how GOOD they are... and Zhen just doesn't deliver... which really sucks, especially if the theory of her being the new "Dragon Warrior" is true...

[fuumiku]

It was Maid Day today yesterday a week ago so I got struck by inspiration to draw the worsties, and it ran away from me into a whole AU where they’re coworkers at a maid cafe. She’s a med student & this is just a part time job, and this is his depression job while he gets his life back together. He needs something he can be workaholic about to forget what it’s like having a personal life and personal issues. He’s actually the accountant, but the new hire janitor (Izutsumi) doesn’t show up for half her shifts and is a sloppy worker, so he gets the extra work of doing her job on top of his because he’s undervalued and overworked. Of course, janitors also have an uniform to keep the aesthetic cohesion as they go about cleaning the place, of course.

Senshi’s the part time cook you only see slivers off, he’s kind and warm when you do see him and have a chat but most shifts he’s in and out the kitchen without a trace. Laios and Falin are regulars because Falin and Marcille are besties & in the same med school, Laios accompanies Falin as she visits her friend at work and gets hooked on the food. Chilchuck has to remind Marcille to work instead of chatting with Falin for an hour, and next thing he knows she’s distracting him from work too. That’s it that’s the AU. Inspired by this idol AU fanart a bit <3

This was not meant to be birthday gift but well…… Happy bday Chil!!!

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[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

i think larry butz could defeat kristoph due to his power of being in the center of consant chaos yet being 100% uneffected. phoenix is in the centre of a whirlpool - larry, the eye of a storm

kristoph couldnt even touch larry he tries to poison his food larry trips the food flies out onto his canvas, larry is now inspired and makes money off of new art

if phoenix gets shot, he just kinda shrugs it off. kristoph hires sniper for larry? he ducks down to look @ a worm at just the right time, the bullet somehow rickoshets, hitting the sniper's gun

larry defeats kristoph by being such a force of chaos, that kristoph cannot predict 1 single thing larry does. tries to hire assiassin - honeypot special, for the first time in his life larry has sworn of romantic or sexual relationships to focus on himslef

also... i think phoenix should have sicced larry on kristoph to defeat him... the perfect plan.

[am-i-jojo]

It took me 11 hours to make this but it was worth it.

[witchinatree]

i know the whole "do you think jon ever used his powers to Know what his parents looked like" thing is far more devastating than this but what if he tried using his powers to remember original sasha? jon and sasha always seemed closer than the rest, he picked her (and tim) to work with him and tolerated a lot more nonsense from her than anyone else (using his password to access his computer [161], debating his pronunciation of calliope [25], etc)

and ofc jon and martin became significantly closer as the podcast went on, but in the beginning he was cruel to martin when he gave a statement but accepting of sasha? idk i think their friendship was a lot deeper than we realized (ESPECIALLY since his first murder in season 5 was because NotThem provoked him about sasha) and i think jon wouldve used his powers to Know the original sasha, not sure if it wouldve worked though

so so sorry to distract from the post but can yall read the tags for me because i suffered immensely for this post

[nounaarts]

The hero and the warrior!

[hercarisntyours]

artist rendition of gay break up.💕

[kalevalakryze]

[didlivio]

PICTOMANCER

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

I just had the craziest thought: we all know Crowley slept through Covid19 and now he’s “bAcK”. What we were all imagining was him living in his apartment and sleeping and/or floating around his apartment, while Aziraphale pined for him and visited him frequently, asking him to wake up/etc. But after the new clip... Shax brings him his bills she still receives in his old place

But what if he was actually already homeless and sleeping in his Bentley all along LMAOOO. And in the Lockdown Omens he was just calling Aziraphale from his phone or a phone cabin and him asking to slither over and hunker down in Azi’s place wasn’t some sort of romantic ploy but actually a wiley way of getting a new home since he was homeless??? Like a poor snake looking for shelter for his much needed nap

So now that he’s back, awake and still homeless, and with a crick in his neck after sleeping for 4 years in the back of his car, he just got the courage to ask Aziraphale to finally do The Big Step (TM) and move with him in his bookshop, AND THEN HE DISCOVERS GABRIEL TOOK HIS PLACE INSTEAD. 

Tbh I understand why he went like Super Sayan God, complete with ugly shade of red hair.

They’re the same image, your honor.

[sweetmage]

Finally got DA4 to work for a bit then was hit with a line that made me roll my eyes so hard I quit the game for the night skjfl 💀 I really really like this game so far but I hate that one specific thing with a burning passion and the writers simply will not let it go 😑

Edit: Since it was asked a few times I'll drop it below the cut. [DA4 ACT 1 SPOILERS]

I am sure it's clear to everyone that I love Anders and, unfortunately, Bioware has had a 10+ year long free-for-all shitting on him in every possible piece of media they can. I thought it would be different this time considering the plot of this game and Varric's motivations and activities for the past 10 years... Yet it's Anders that he regrets befriending? 🤨 Be so fr...

[doveinabowl]

Bats out of Hell

Quick silly little drabble I wrote for episode 169.

The wait truly is the worst part, isn't it, Drea-

No, Nikignik, you're talking to yourself now. Waiting for a sentence you know will be unjust. Hoping-

Do I hear... a car engine?

How did you get here?

Escape? You both know how trying to hide from Syrensyr, Reclaimer of Fire, goes. I'm not giving up. I'm being pragmatic.

...Fine.

Dreamers, I'm... in a car. With two devils. This will probably end in disaster, but right now they're driving very fast and their music is very loud, and I find that I do not mind not knowing where we're going.

[isatoru]

[p1nkb34n13]

Wonderful place - post car crash

( felix is alive — just visiting! )

[sirwow]

was feeling a bit angsty