#crank (2006)

[crank2006]

canon chev vs how i draw him be honest do i have an issue

[gordonstanheight]

i need to watch crank 2 but i think the first one’s ending is unironically perfect and i think the 2nd one would ruin that a little bit for me. will tune in eventually though. jason statham there is something so insane about you

[piratesexmachine420]

Crank 3 when

[teenbeachmovie3]

hashtag crankwatch

[reviewsclown]

Crank (2006)

So, this movie is A Lot, it's a movie best defined by how things are happening all the time, by the nature of the plot there is little to no downtime. It's also like Really Adult so y'know warning for that, sex and violence and boobs and slurs, really the whole shebang you can fit in there.

Lots of reviews either are, or average out to this moving being a 6/10, and the thing is even though I loved this movie, it most definitely has the energies of a 6/10 movie, it's just ascended, they went hard on it. this movie has a style to it that makes it seem like a project someone has, having shit happen to test a new technique you learned, see how good it works in action. and a lot of it works very well.

You gotta see this movie I think, it's a movie that needed to be made and therefore a movie that needs to be watched. just remember the rating and what that entails.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Crank (2006) dir. Neveldine

[fingerprint-insurance]

I love you, Like Minds fandom. Like there's maybe 12 of us in this whole fandom but we are putting in 110% each and every day to provide content about these murderous fags and that is amazing. Like, I can't imagine a better way for people to spend their time to be completely honest.

[rhythmsquid]

[mino2aur]

ROOMIE DUMPED HER FUCK ASS BF

[spicebiter]

sometimes

i will spin my wheel of movies and it will spit out Crank (2006) and i will wonder

why the fuck is Crank (2006) even on my watchlist. when did i go 'man i should watch Crank (2006) someday'. i know the plot of Crank (2006) and still i thought 'yeah that sounds like something i could enjoy'? did something happen to me? did i hear about Crank (2006) in passing on a show and thought i may as well add Crank (2006) to my list? what's going on

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 28/02/2024

Crank Dat City (2016)

Season 4 Episode 2 Featured on: Sensational Celebrations ~ The SiIvaSummer All​-​Star Festival Collection [Event Side]

Ripped by adumb, ChickenSuitGuy, RHMan

Requested by minindo!

Hot off the heels of covering his magnum opus, the next rip in line just so happened to be one requested by minindo himself, one that I'd somehow never heard before. That did genuinely surprise me, because it was effectively the grand finale to one of my favorite surprise mini-events: the celebration for Dat Boi! Remember him? Remember Koopa Street? Yeah, after a whole day of remembering this dumb meme from such a strange period of the internet, it was all wrapped up with Crank Dat City (2016).

Funny enough, this is actually the second rip of Crisis City from Sonic 06 I've covered, after THIS. IS. SOLEANNA. I think the strength of both rips is evident from just the first few seconds of listening - the prominence of the song's lead synth makes any replacement or addition to it way funnier as a result. In THIS. IS. SOLEANNA that was done to replicate the style of Sparta Remixes, and a month therafter Crank Dat City (2016) builds on it in the most natural way possible - Dat Boi's smashing steel drums setting the stage for a very funny rip right off the bat. Yet the rip doesn't ever settle into a groove, for as funny as that bit alone is. We've got segments of odd jokes from all over internet culture featured here, including a surprise appearance of Goomba Got Back before its hit album release in Season 7, a hint of letting the Bodies hit the floor, a segment with Big Shaq's Man's Not Hot...

Its hard to draw much of a throughline with these jokes, but if there was to be one...I feel like most of them fall into the category of feeling "forgotten" about, in that they're well past their prime time of being considered funny. Bodies was, much like Paralyzer of YACKER TOILET fame, an icon of the old internet, yet one that seems to have been left behind by the passage of time - similarly, Goomba Got Back at one pointed seemed like a...not-terrible and kind of funny way to respond to the criticisms Gaijin Goombah was receiving, but now looks incredibly immature and bizarre to look back on in retrospect. The list goes on, but Crank Dat City (2016) doesn't really linger on them too much, far more invested in fun celebration above all else.

Because that's what was so much fun about Season 4 Episode 2's SummerFes, and the Season in general - ironic, genuine, old or new, it was all just one big party lasting for so many weeks of the summer, as such a befitting sendoff to the King for Another Day tournament the year prior. I could try to delve as far into Crank Dat City (2016) as possible, but when push comes to shove - its here for a good time, and succeeds at that in spades.

[crank2006]

my chev chelios themed outfit for manchester comic con has begun. who cheered !

i’m stitching nails and screws into the kneecaps of my jeans like he has in the directors cut of crank. then, i’m painting the burns on my arms and knees, as well as a vest with the scar and jumper cables. will update u all

[cinematitlecards]

"Crank" (2006) Directed by Mark Neveldine & Brian Taylor (Action/Crime/Thriller)

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