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Recent naruto sketches
jiratsuna bath house trip auggghjffj
shikasasu…i was on disc w/ my buddies making up headcanons and now i ship shikatemasasu..
shikatemasasu smoke sesh??
i hc ino buys expensive night gowns and sleep sets for the both of them, but sakura is so tired from work she just throws on a tshirt to sleep 😭😭😭
himawari doodles
kakashit
inosaku kiss!!
#naruto#boruto#inosaku#sakuino#shikatema#shikasasu#sasushika#shikatemasasu#crack ship hell#i love making shit up#kakashi#himawari#jiraiya#ero sannin#pervy sage#jiratsu#jiratsuna#tsunade
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Some one join mee in crack ship hell;
Red flag gaming is the funnies thing I've ever thought of that's their ship name now no take backs
#fnaf#fnaf vr#fnaf hw#fnaf ar#fnaf sd#fnaf jeremy#fnaf vr jeremy#fnaf hw jeremy#fnaf ar luis#fnaf sd luis#fnaf luis#luis cabrera#red flag gaming#rainydraws#rabbs recovery#CRACK SHIP HELL#no one can escape#theyre cute together tho
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the great irony of early one piece antagonists believing zoro was the actual captain and using luffy as a puppet ... oda really threw us a bone and curb-stomped it right in our faces. yes, zoro could be a captain in his own right. yes, zoro could match luffy in strength. yes, zoro knows this perfectly well. and you know what? he chose luffy two years ago, and he will continue to choose luffy again and again. roronoa zoro, the pirate hunter, who followed a wannabe pirate with a nonexistent crew on a whim because luffy brought him his swords and made a half-assed attempt at a bargain. zoro, who made a vow to never lose again on both his and luffy's honor. zoro, who told luffy he'd make him commit harakiri if he got in the way of zoro's goal, only to turn around and be willing to sacrifice his dream if it means that luffy reaches his. zoro, who stood in place and took luffy's pain and told a warlord to take his head instead of luffy's, who got down on his knees before his supposed rival and begged mihawk to mentor him so that he could return strong enough to protect his captain. zoro, who has conqueror's haki- a natural born leader- but chooses to stay at the right hand of a man he has deemed greater than himself.
and the thing that luffy fears most? being alone. being rejected. being left behind. and what should have been his foil- the pirate hunter to his pirate king, the nonbeliever to his divine, the king of hell to his sun god- instead becomes his first and most devout follower; the one who demands to follow him to hell and back. oughhhggg i'm sick to my stomach
#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#what the hell is wrong with him#the very definition of becoming bewitched body and soul#do you get me#luffy is zoro's helen of troy#in that#he'd launch a thousand ships to put a smile on luffy's face#i need to crack open that mossy green head of his and see what's going on inside#has anyone told oda that he could possibly be cooking one of the greatest love stories the shounen genre has ever seen#one piece is a 26 year long ongoing slowburn#luffy: it's rotten work!!! ^_^#zoro: yeah i fuckin know but god what does it matter. it's for you#pls dont tag as platonic lmao
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"You can't ship that! They're not canon!"
Stfu. I'm allowed to ship nonsensical ships for any reason including them looking extremely fucking sexy together, you fun-hating canon /fanon policing fuck.
#shipping#fandoms#i hate seeing comments like that cos they're stupid as hell#dramione#sephti#hichiichi#ichihichi#ulquihime#shikanaru#faves#all effing crack ships that exist#kiss my ass#y'all suck the fun outta fandoms#gaanaru#(some are otps even if they're not canon)#naruino#itakarin#sasodei
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I seriously wonder what Xaden said in order to convince his friends to help him haul an entire armoire into the bedroom of his “enemy,” all because him and said “enemy” were going at each other so hard she made the furniture explode.
#like.#what did he even tell them#Violet probably killed 3 people before she got that magic ball to control her lightning#all because of Xaden’s dick#sometimes fantasy novels crack me the hell up#xaden riorson#violet sorrengail#violet and xaden#xadenviolet#riorgail#sorrenson#?? do we have a ship name for them it’s been like two years#violaden? ?#rebecca yarros#the empyrean#fourth wing#iron flame
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Guys. You didn’t see this.
#art#hehehehehe#artist#digital art#small artist#teehee#digital drawing#divine comedy#dante alighieri#hell#Virgil#rennaissance#bi artist#renaissance Yaoi#gay#yaoi#obscure shipping#crackship#crack post#obscure media#dead fandom
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Congrats on the loss boys. Love Wins <3
#worst ship poll 2023#they lost IMMEDATELY#the fact they were pit against one of the biggest ships is so funny#im still surprised they made it in#just bc i didn't think they were that notable#i cracked up seeing my ships but seeing ekurei made it personal LOL#like the hell are y'all doing here#i get that they're a lil ugly but#it felt like seeing a grocery store cupcake at a cake competition#where everyone is hitting the cakes with a bat#i wanted to add seri and teru but it would've added 2 more hrs#mp100#reigen arataka#dimple#ekubo#ekurei#my art#gonna take a short break from the challenge to make other mp100 fanart#also i rly love how this turned out!!! it was supposed to stay a sketch#but here we are
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April Fool Interaction
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"… Sir, who are you?" Minhyeok tensely stared at the tall hunk with white hair standing in his room. The guy had two small horns that contrasted clearly with his short white hair, streaked with red, indicating that he was a devil. He wasn't wearing a shirt, exposing his upper half proudly adorned with minor scars and cuts, while his stomach was covered in a bandage. Clad in black attire and white boots with red patterns and belts reminded Minhyeok of the motorcycle gang fashion from Japan in the mid-1900s.
"His eyes are unnerving," they were eye-catching for sure, with black sclera and red irises featuring a cross in the middle of his black pupil, along with unrealistically long red lashes. Unless the other man was a really dedicated cosplayer.
A low chuckle from the devil got his attention back to the possibly dangerous matter at hand. Minhyeok's eyes quickly scanned his room for his baseball bat in case he needed to run or jump out of the nearest window. However, the good-looking home invader's youthful voice gave him a double take.
"Minhyeok! How can you not recognize your best friend Ppyong?!" the devil asked in an arrogant tone, yet still with a childish feel to his speech that was mortifyingly similar to a small red devil he used to talk to.
"… What?"
He wasn't sure if he was sober for this. He was quite sure he hadn't drunk any soju or alcoholic beverage last night when he was out with his friends at university.
"What's with the shocked face? Shouldn't you know it's me from a mile away?!" The handsome devil turned fully to him, his face marked with a boyish pout and a frown, his muscular arms crossed in front of his strong chest.
"… Nope" He wasn't willing to acknowledge this. The imagery between the small perverted red devil from before and this impressive-looking guy was too jarring to even think about.
He was about to close the door to his apartment and maybe take a walk somewhere else before his right arm was seized and dragged inside, with the door closed behind him. His back slammed into the door with a thud, the rugged bandaged arm slamming above his head. The looming presence made him look up to the devil who was currently kabedon-ing him.
"Hey, why are you running away?" Ppyong asked in a lower voice, his red brows now frowning seriously as he looked down upon Minhyeok. Normally, he would be more flustered by this kind of act from more assertive people who had tried to flirt with him before, but the flooding memories of the devil small enough to sit on his shoulder and the restroom incident from last time where the very same red lump kept harassing him for his semen, made this experience more perplexing than ever.
When he didn't answer, Ppyong only lowered his head, closing the distance between them. Minhyeok could scent the lemon caramel from his breath just by the gap alone. Minhyeok turned his head away with a blush, his heart beating uncomfortably loud in his chest.
"Miinnhhyyeeokk~" the devil said his name with a draw. Minhyeok shrunk a bit further, contemplating whether or not it was worth it to kick this fine man away from him.
"Hey! Minhyeok, why are you ignoring this great Ppyong? Did I do something wrong?" When Minhyeok tried to slither away, the white-haired devil only stopped his track with another muscular hand to his left side and a strong knee effectively blocking his other escape path, closing the space between them even further.
"This is bad…" He could feel the heat covering his entire face down to his neck, his palms pathetically sweaty and his grip on his backpack hardened.
He wasn't even hearing the barrage of questions the devil was throwing at him. "Do devils not have the concept of boundaries down there?!" He really wanted to smack away the toned chest and collarbones on his eye level and go outside to cool down from... whatever was happening right now.
That was until he heard a wet sniffle from Ppyong. When he looked up at the devil, tears had already pooled out from his pretty sharp eyes, and snot from his nose. His toned hands were now grabbing Minhyeok's shoulder.
"Minhyeok, you are not dying, are you?! I heard somewhere that humans become more quiet and avoidant when they near death!" The handsome guy opposite him was now yelling, his body trembling with tears and sadness.
"… Excuse me?"
"So you are dying?! NO! You can't die! If you do, who will give Miss Raon human energy?! And who will give me Fererere from now on?! You can't die now!" The devil was now hugging him tightly, and Minhyeok could feel the wetness of tears and disgusting snot on his shoulder and face. For some reason, it reminded him of Raon.
Thinking back to her calmed him down despite the sheer ridiculousness of the situation right now. He should calm Ppyong down first, then get the food, laundry, and his… fluid ready, and maybe chat for a bit before sending the guy back to Hell.
"Ppyong, calm down-"
"That's it! Humans have hospitals, right? Let's get you there before you suddenly drop dead!" Before Minhyeok could register what was happening, he was easily picked up in a princess carry.
"Huh? Wait, Ppyong!-"
With a swift and determined stride and Minhyeok secure in his arms, Ppyong leaped over the apartment railing, his powerful legs propelling him from rooftop to rooftop, his steps unexpectedly light.
As Minhyeok clung to Ppyong's shoulder for dear life, the rush of wind whipped past them, tousling his hair and sending a thrill coursing through his veins. It was as if they were slicing through the night air with effortless grace, defying gravity itself. The sensation was exhilarating, yet tinged with a hint of fear as they soared from one rooftop to the next.
The wind howled in his ears, bearing the faint tang of ozone and the muted roar of distant traffic. Buildings dissolved into a kaleidoscopic blur as they soared through the nocturnal sky. With each leap, Minhyeok's heart pounded in his chest, his breath catching in his throat as he struggled to keep pace with Ppyong's determined strides.
Amidst the chaos of their rooftop escapade, Ppyong's expression was one of grim determination, his features set in a steely resolve as he focused on their journey. There was no laughter or the loud voice of pride now, only the sound of footsteps echoing against the concrete as Ppyong raced against time to reach their destination. The weight of Ppyong's urgency hung heavy in the air, a stark reminder of the 'seriousness' of the situation, which, unfortunately, was a misunderstanding.
Minhyeok's mind raced, a mixture of terror and awe, as he witnessed Ppyong's extraordinary strength and agility. He desperately tried to talk some sense into Ppyong, pleading with him to reconsider their reckless journey. But Ppyong's determination was stubborn as a mule, his focus solely on reaching the hospital in time to save Minhyeok's life from whatever unknown illness he thought the human in his arms had in his mind.
Not having it anymore, Minhyeok shouted, "You stupid idiot! Do you even know where the hospital is?!" The dumb white hair devil even had the gall to look at him in annoyance when he shouted back.
"Of course, this great devil knows! Don't worry, Minhyeok, your best friend will have your life saved no matter what!" That would have sounded genuinely comforting if it was in a different context, but it was another story when Minhyeok was perfectly healthy and the devil was going nowhere near any of the hospitals in the city. He even passed several of them during his wild parkour maneuvering through the urban night.
The irony made Minhyeok question whether to laugh or cry at this point. So he shouted the money-winning question to the himbo carrying him, "Then where is it?!"
"It-…! Where… where are we now?" Now the devil stopped on the roof of a market somewhere in Gangnam-gu and looked around with a worried face. It was a feat beyond human capabilities, really, to be able to run and jump from roof to roof without breaking a sweat, several kilometers away from Minhyeok's apartment, and yet here they were, lost.
Minhyeok massaged his head heavily to ease his headache. Moments like these made him wonder if this was one of the things Raon had to deal with in Hell. If so, then he had to give it to her. He only met one devil, and in less than a day, he already felt drained.
His tired groaning must have affected the devil since he felt a flinch when he looked up. Ppyong's face was marred with guilt and tears, which were about to flow out of his pretty eyes again. It felt like he was looking at a sad puppy rather than a powerful devil. He guessed Ppyong was no different no matter the form he took on.
With habit's ease, he let his hand gently pat the soft white hair to calm the cute guy down. It unexpectedly worked, since Ppyong seemed to melt into his touch with each passing second.
"I'm not dying. I'm just shocked at how different you look, that's all. I'm sorry for not being upfront" Ppyong seemed like he was about to protest, but Minhyeok pressed on.
"Thank you for worrying about my health, but please make sure to ask first before you jump to a conclusion like this" The sad puppy look came back again, and Ppyong mumbled an apology in his youthful voice.
"Sorry, I was too excited and wanted to show you this form, but I was scared that you were hurt somewhere… Things have been rough lately in Gehenna… Will you forgive me?"
Minhyeok could only chuckle at the pleading sad eyes of the devil above him. He could see why Raon took a liking to devils like him. If they were honest like this, then no wonder.
"Can you get us down from here? I need to buy some groceries to make meals for you and Raon anyway. Once we are done, take me back to my apartment and wait for me to get the necessary things ready before you go"
Ppyong smiled brightly at him with an innocent gleam in his eyes, surprising Minhyeok when the devil hugged him tightly in his arms.
"Minhyeok! You're really a great guy, you know that?", he could feel the bulging muscle of the man from their close contact and it only embarrassed Minhyeok further.
"Yes, yes, okay. Now get us down and let me go afterward, okay? Also, button up your coat before we go in," he gave half-hearted slaps to Ppyong's chest, pulled himself away, and averted his eyes from the grinning devil.
"OK! Oh! And can you buy me some snacks too?"
"Sure, and tell me how Raon is doing while we're shopping."
#what in hell is bad#whb#whb minhyeok#whb ppyong#crack fic#crack ship#I have to do this#I can not NOT do this#minhyeok is aware he is bi in this#this is just a crack fic so don't take it too seriously#just a fun scenario I have for them
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happy father's day to amy rose's dad, would be cool if he got a game (what? I'm several days late? nuh uh)
#antonblast#dynamite anton#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#crack ship? how about crack family hell yeah#drawing#digital mess
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i was talking to my friend about esther/jenny and i was like i should make a ship name because typing out esther/jenny every other sentence is really annoying
so i did, and the results are only making me like these two even more 😭
esther + jenny = jesther
finch + green = grinch
it's like spencer reid and cat adams being rat and cancer and i love it
#not saying i ship spencer and cat btw#cause their relationship is all kinds of whack#but the ship name cracks me up and makes me want to ship it just for the hell of it#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives#jenny green#jenny the butcher#esther finch#jesther#grinch 😭
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Do you see the vision. Grumpy x Sunshine? Star crossed lovers cus they live across the lake and Spacekid likes stars?? Tall x Short but the tall person is SK??? I love crack ships
They’re so stupid
#camp camp#campcamp#spacekid campcamp#cc space kid#campcamp ship#cc snake#snake cc#snake campcamp#cc woodscouts#snakid? spacesnake? starcross? slug??? what the hell is their ship name#crackships#crack ship
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SO I GOT BORED AT WORK AND I LIKE THIS BUT ALSO SOMEONE TAKE MY TABLET AWAY
#fanart#kuroshitsuji#sebastian michaelis#alucard#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#kuroshitpost#Sebastian x Alucard#Alucard x Sebastian#SOMEONE HELP IM TOO DEEP INTO THESE TWO FANDOMS THAT THEY ARE FUCKING NOW#like how this turned out tho lol#def a crack ship from literally hell#love that for them lol
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#my art#art#digital art#fanart#sketch#fallout#self insert#fallout new vegas#self ship#courier six#benny#benny fnv#painting#I’m sorry i love them SO much#They crack me the hell up
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A funny doodle from yesterday-
Sometimes Foxy, there’s a time and a place- and this was neither the time, nor the place lol
Girl can never keep quiet in these situations lol
original picture for reference down here :3
#arkhamverse#lynx’s art stuff#arkham survivor au#two face#harvey dent#the penguin#oswald cobblepot#Foxys mouth is gonna be the death of her one of these days lol#Literally the two are beefing and this vigilante decides to crack ship them for the hell of it lol#They are gonna shoot her XD#silly little doodles
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I didn't think ineffable bureaucracy happening before ineffable husbands would end up on my bingo card but HERE WE FUCKING ARE.
#good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens 2#good omens season 2#it's been 12 hrs and im still in shock#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable husbands#this is NOT an anti ineffable bureaucracy post#i just wasn't expecting my semi crack ship to actually happen and be happy#just what in the hell
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Crossover Crack Ship: Hazbin Ghost/Dannyharlie/Hell Phantom/Fentonstar
Danny Fenton/Phantom:
X
Charlie Morningstar:
#my post#danny phantom series#hazbin hotel#danny phantom#danny fenton#charlie morningstar#hazbin charlie#crossover crack ship#crossover crack ship meme#crossover ship#crack ship#hazbin ghost#dannyharlie#hell phantom#fentonstar
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