#crack me like a glowstick

[kittycatsocks]

foam roller isn’t enough i need someone to drive over my lower back with one of these

[thankstothe]

[ihavesomejays]

BOOTYHILL

PLEASE COMMENT OR MESSAGE ME WITH ANY OTHER PENACONY CHARACTERS YOU WOULD WANT TO HAVE TSHIRT DESIGNS OF!

apologies for the delay on this one because I reconsidered my life no less than four times while drawing this !! tip to anyone out there: DO NOT hand letter cowboy font you will regret it anyways back to better things.. like boothill's booty

[mothbeasts]

making this a separate post. so I can put it in tags. anyways.

Missing an arm is probably the most immediately obvious of the Fabricator's disabilities in my interpretation. It's hard not to notice a giant mechanical red claw, after all. She does have phantom pains, but not as badly as she used to, and she finds that having a replacement tends to help her with that somewhat.

Less immediately obvious are her joint problems. She has a bad knee from a lab accident, and beyond that, she generally has weak joints and frequent pain. She has ways to deal with it, though. Most days she'll keep a cane nearby, because she often tends to need it, though she has had periods where she's turned to crutches as well. in my mind she has some form of hypermobility disorder..

[prickly-pickle-cat]

"MON CAPITAINE DID YOU KNOW...?"

[musicalteacats]

I just wanted to ask the general audience if my joints are weird enough to use my cane more often??? And the KokoBot thing thinks I'm in a crisis??? My good sir I just wanted to see if other people think my ancient joints and wacky heart rate warrant me wanting to use my cane more often??? How is that CONCERNING??? I just want someone else's opinion T_T

[musubiki]

my sister in law is a chiropractor and also incredibly tiny (like 5’1 and wears kids shoes) but she can adjust people like twice her size fully based on her technique and it always amazes them. im imagining this tiny little grandma adjusting lime’s giant ass and doing it with ease. like she cracks his back and hes like wtf

you KNOW madam springs has her patients lying down on the little chiropractor bed, doing some kung fu shit on their spines and tossing them like a fucking salad, and then shes like "All done!" and its the best youve felt in your life

[everglow-synth]

"Okay, I heard human glowstick and boyfriend, someone trying to talk shit about me?"

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

the real question is when and how do they all find out it's been a day for the doctor

[swagging-back-to]

westerners are so fucking annoying when it comes to concerts, they go there just to scream louder than the twenty blaring speakers and the artist they paid thousands to go see.

i would genuinely pay for a plane ticket to go to japan to watch my favorite artist at a concert, bc japanese people are the only people who know how to act during concerts and they ACTUALLY LISTEN

[roamwithahungryheart]

Goddd the DILF energy of the Michelob Ultra campaign, he looks like he'd seduce you with a yacht rock playlist and I love that

[camping-with-monsters]

Enough of this “OMG A HIT TWEET” shit just start posting this screenshot when your post gets more traction than you bargained for

[lemonnbug]

I would like to personally thank Rhea Ripley for reminding me that I do, in fact, still like women👁👄👁😳

[cat-with-a-keyboard]

so to cope with the pain of rereading Fortuna Primigenia again i have accidentally dug my own longstanding, fuck-all weird tf fic idea up from the shallow grave i buried it inwith the conviction that i will never be able to write it properly ever and its actually kind of cool

[zippityzap]

aaaaahhhhhh my back is really stiff today and i don’t know whyyyyy

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

wawawawa made this for a contest

tiredd