#where shifu is fixing the paralyzed five and hes just doing some shit to them | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

musubiki · 1 year ago

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my sister in law is a chiropractor and also incredibly tiny (like 5’1 and wears kids shoes) but she can adjust people like twice her size fully based on her technique and it always amazes them. im imagining this tiny little grandma adjusting lime’s giant ass and doing it with ease. like she cracks his back and hes like wtf

you KNOW madam springs has her patients lying down on the little chiropractor bed, doing some kung fu shit on their spines and tossing them like a fucking salad, and then shes like "All done!" and its the best youve felt in your life

#i think her prices are probably very reasonable #the merchant has a beef with this old lady because people go to her instead of buying his healing potions #the hostility between all the cryptids is hilarious to me #they all know and hate each other on a personal level #do you remember that scene on kung fu panda the first one #where shifu is fixing the paralyzed five and hes just doing some shit to them #cracking them like fucking glowsticks #thats what madam springs does #[CRACK] (AHH!!!)#(Oh? Did that hurt?)#(uhh....actually no)#the sound is scary LMFAOOO

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